He has his own currency, a bow tie, and an amusement park. His teeth are not soft. He's capitalism incarnate. Introducing....

BONZO BONZO BONZO

DOWN WITH THE SYSTEM (BONZO)

ihatemrbonzo-heads im working on the next part to bonzo bathtime stay tuned

Mr Jonny Sims asking the real question of “what if Mr Blobby killed a man”

I won’t rest until Bonzo is destroyed

crazy that they made the monster we’re Not supposed to find sexy the focus of an episode called “getting off”

[ID: Digital art of Gwen Bouchard and Mr Bonzo from The Magnus Protocol. Gwen is a slender Black woman with chin length textured hair worn half-up, half-down. She wears a collared shirt under a jumper with the sleeves rolled up, a leather messenger bag over her shoulder. She holds out an unmarked envelope to Mr Bonzo with a look of abject terror on her face. Mr Bonzo is a very tall decaying mascot creature, mostly a dirty yellow with large purplish pustules across his body. His nose has rotted away to reveal a dripping nasal cavity underneath, his eyes are bloodshot and lidless with eerie glowing red pupils, and his smile is wet with black, ichorous drool. There is a bright yellow light illuminating him from behind, but hardly any of it reaches Gwen in his shadow. Superimposed over the image and scrawled on the wall behind them are the words “Mr Bonzo’s on his way/He’s here to stay, he wants to play” repeatedly. End ID.]

i was already working on this before this week’s eppy sode but afterwards i found i had contracted the bonzbonic plague and here we are

i HATE mr bonzo so unbelievably much it's not even funny

i haven't stopped thinking about how much i dislike him and it's been DAYS since mag12. i hate that he still makes me nauseas after that episode. there is no reason for him to be so horrificially monsterous. it's genuinely funny how pathetically evil he is. i find him humorous and am offended that he is frightening. he isn't tragic. he has no sadness. no weakness or suffering for us to sympathize with. he's just some failed children's mascot who eats people. what devastating backstory could they even give him? a kid pissed on his feet one time?? there is nothing these talented writers could ever create that would ever make me feel anything but pure rage towards this horrid clown adjacent mass of flesh and puss. it's devastating when we compare him to any of the TMA avatars. jane prentiss just wanted to be loved, so she let the worms consume her. don't even GET me started on jon. but god damn bulbous bonzo? fuckass chuck-e-cheese drop out who turned to aggressive cannibalism. he does nothing but pure evil with no ounce of remorse that could lead to any amount of sympathy. how dare his nauseating form have any impact on my psyche. he is not worthy of my fear and i hope he explodes in some distant land where his death will not impede on anyone's sanity.

this is NOT hating on the writing in this series at all i think it is wonderful

NOOOOOOO DON'T USE THE WORD "COQUETTISH" TO DESCRIBE MR. BONZO JFKSDLAJFKD

faced with bonzo i would simply kill myself. i would not give him the satisfaction of killing me himself.

Mr. Alexander J Newall. I ask this with love. What the hell were you smoking when you wrote that last episode.

No, im trying to write a tmagp thing right, and I had to write a description of bonzo for it and I described the polka dots as pustules because they kind of looked like that to me, but I was just trying to be descriptive and describe him in the absolute worst way possible.

I hate it when I'm right.

i FUCKING HATE MR BONZO!!!!!!!!!!

reblog to like kick him down like 50 flights of stairs

Fuck that dude idk what he did but he did something real bad

mr bonzo is not some elaborate prank on people that haven't listened to tmagp yet right?? right ????

I would like to nominate myself as President of the Mr. Bonzo hate club

Not a fan of moldy Swiss cheese edition of Mr Blobby

Dude is UTI yellow

One of the very few mfs that has a cannon design and this is what we’re cursed with I hate it here

BONZO HATERS RISE UP FUCK BONZO ALL MY HOMIES HATE BONZO WOOO IM SO GLAD THIS BLOG EXISTS ALREADY

WE HAVE ANOTHER SUPPORTER LET’S GO WELCOME

fun fact: if you are in a room with the next big serial killer, mr bonzo, and a gun with two bullets, shoot bonzo twice before he can shoot you.