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✍ can I get a thancred (or lyna!!) pls? as a treat 🤲 HOPE I'M NOT LATE I'm always here for ghosts art!!

(This is @fourteenthz btw hi helloo)

watch out everyone he's pulling the ultimate dad move

finished my first quilt coat! kona natural & liberty of london betsy in a simple HST pattern to let the liberty shine ✨ i used all well workshop's quilt coat pattern which is super simple and cozy 🩵

– Rupert Holmes, Murder Your Employer: The McMasters Guide to Homicide

wdym no snow day tomowwow... when most of the state is having a snow day? this is weawwy fucking dumb why is my schoow distwict so mothewfucking dumb?

me when the cat litrally birthed new life on my feet while i was asleep

The gardens were mediocre but I did get to see this rainbow lorikeet from only a metre away.

didd I miss promo hr again. sad

I can count on less than one hand the number of high profile shootings in this country in about 35 years (1986, 1996, 2010 & 2021) and have involved some kind of major amendment to gun control legislation, one involving multiple 5-6 year olds, and yet Congress and the NRA naturally love to endanger their fucking citizens and say 'IT's nOt AboUT tHe gUNs' and have thousands of shootings for literal decades

Mown - A Future So Far Away That It Won't Ever Exist

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There's a mysterious semi-abandoned ballpark on a secluded backroad in my town that i went to check out today and my mother was so put off by the strange vibes that she kept trying to lock the car door as we drove away

Last I checked, this is 'Murica, where folks are free to toss their babies about while rearing 'em. Why, my folks used to toss me about all the time, hardly ever dropping me on my head, much. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, right - and that's why we need more bat houses attached to motor vehicles, so freshly mown grass and potatoes. Damn dog.

creaturesfromelsewhere 10-10-2023

With these polls about your first cell phone going around, it reminded me of my account on Mowned. This is my cell phone history, not including the brick car phone that my mom had in 1992+. It was in a box and had a big magnetic antenna you put on the roof of the car.

I had a Karen from home owner association today and I got to do the best line ever

Karen "I’m gonna have to report you to your landlord !!!”

Me a punkish girl with purple hair in her underwear with a crazy dog at her side : “I AM THE LANDLORD”