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arnold-layne · 2 years

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found this quote generator and it kept giving me absolute gems

#motley crue #motley crue incorrect quotes #nikki sixx #tommy lee #vince neil #mick mars #the fact that i got so many vinikki quotes RANDOMLY.... even a generator knows somethings up 👀#ok maybe theres only two but its still more than other ships so. yeah.#vinikki #also #marlee

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tommyleeswife · 1 year

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Tommy: Didn't you die?!

Nikki: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.

#i’m sorry but i had to #nikki sixx #tommy lee #motley crue #mötley crüe #motley crue incorrect quotes

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lunesispunk · 1 year

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Tommy: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?

Nikki: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.

Tommy:

Tommy: *sobs*

Mick: You fucking scared him, you idiot.

#those are the ghosts of the cockroaches he burned #tommy lee #motley crue #motley crue incorrect quotes #nikki sixx #mick mars #vince neil

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release-the-mccracken · 4 months

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Vince: If you had to choose between Nikki and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you take? Mick: That depends. How much money are we talking about? Nikki: Mick! Vince: 62 cents. Mick: I'll take the money. Nikki: MICK!

#vince neil #mick mars #nikki sixx #motley crue #the dirt #incorrect quotes #incorrect motley crue quotes #incorrect the dirt quotes #incorrect bandom quotes #bandom #source: spongebob

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damonlakes · 21 days

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*Ordering cake on the phone* Bakery: What would you like your cake to say?

Vince: *covers phone* Do we want a talking cake?

Tommy: Obviously

*sound of despair from Mick*

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enterssandmans · 4 months

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motley crüe x reader incorrect quotes!

Mick: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Vince: It was Y/N.

Nikki: It was Y/N.

Tommy: Y/N broke it.

Y/N:

Y/N: ...YOU PROMISED-

Mick: Anyone d-

Vince: Depressed?

Nikki: Drained?

Y/N: Dumb?

Tommy: Disliked?

Mick:-done with their work...what is wrong with you people...

Mick: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Y/N: Have everyone stand.

Vince: Bring three more chairs!

Nikki: The most important ones can sit down.

Tommy: Kill three.

Y/N: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Tommy : 'Prettiest Smile'

Nikki: 'Nicest Personality'

Mick: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Vince: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Y/N: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Vince: Several traffic violations.

Tommy : Three counts of resisting arrest.

Nikki: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Mick: Also, that’s not our car.

Y/N: Are you ready to commit?

Vince: Like, a crime or a relationship?

Y/N: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Mick: Mind your language!

Y/N: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Mick:

Y/N: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Y/N, pointing a camera at Nikki: There he is, our sweet baby.

Nikki, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?

Y/N: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind.

Tommy: Thank god.

Y/N: Where's Vince, Nikki, and Tommy?

Mick: They're playing hide and seek.

Y/N: Where?

Mick: I don't think you get how this game works.

Y/N: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Tommy: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Y/N: Yes!

Nikki: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Y/N: Fuck.

Tommy: We've got to work on your cursing.

Y/N: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

(hey guys!!! it’s been a longg time but i’ve just been going through a lot and with Christmas coming up, all the stress has come down on me like a tsunami so i’ve been taking some time off my phone to myself. but i’ve got my head back in the game! don’t worry, a very special imagine is coming your way just in time for the big day next week! 😉)

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starry-eyed-extraterrestrial · 1 month

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Tommy: So what was the great depression like?

Mick:...it was fine

#mick mars #mötley crüe #motley crue #tommy lee #incorrect quotes

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incorrectcrue · 2 months

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Vince: And if you have any suggestions, feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Mick:

Tommy:

Y/N: Vince?

Nikki: That’s a trash can.

Vince: Sure is.

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haywire-hetfield · 2 months

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Tommy, walking in: What's up? Nikki: Vince: Mick: Tommy: Jesus, who died? Nikki: Vince: Mick: Tommy: Oh, shit. Did somebody actually die? Vince: No. Tommy: Cool. What do we have to eat?

#incorrect quotes #incorrect motley crue quotes #incorrect the dirt quotes #the dirt #motley crue #mick mars #tommy lee #nikki sixx #vince neil #source: young sheldon

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thequeenofthedirt · 10 months

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Third Mötley Crüe incorrect quotes!💜