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tommyleeswife · 5 months
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Happy belated Birthday to the most underrated man ( with the greatest hair) to walk the earth
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tommyleeswife · 5 months
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If the guy that marries me in the future doesn’t use Anakin Skywalker’s monologue to padme from Attack of the Clones as his vows do you really deserve to marry me
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tommyleeswife · 6 months
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOMMY
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tommyleeswife · 8 months
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Happy birthday to the bestest person on this earth <3
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tommyleeswife · 8 months
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There's something about James in pthis specific concert (Munich 2004) that drives me completely wild, maybe it's his hair or how huge he looks.... But god! I can't stop watching him
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tommyleeswife · 8 months
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Men with lady names<3
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tommyleeswife · 9 months
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James’s doing Darth Sidious impressions makes my nerdy ass feel things i didn’t even know i could feel.
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tommyleeswife · 9 months
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Mötley Fn’ Crüe baby
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tommyleeswife · 11 months
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Klars quotes
Lars: My hands are cold.
Kirk : Here, let me hold them.
Lars : My lips are cold too.
Kirk : *covers Lars's mouth with his hand*
Kirk: Can you cut me some slack, Lars? I’m sort of in love.
Lars : I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.
Kirk : I’m in love with you.
Lars : *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
Lars: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Kirk: That's great, Lars. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 40 fucking years.
Lars: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Kirk : *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Lars : That one. I want that one.
Kirk, to Lars: We had a date!
Kirk : *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*
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tommyleeswife · 11 months
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Terror Twins Quotes, again
Nikki: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
Tommy: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
Tommy : This date is boring!
Nikki : This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Tommy : Then why did you invite me?
Nikki : I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Nikki I'll do whatever I want!
Nikki: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Tommy : AS ENEMIES?!
Nikki :
Tommy : How do I tell Nikki that I want him to yell at me like he’s Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?
Tommy : You’re not jealous, are you?
Nikki : No!
Tommy : Good, ‘cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.
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tommyleeswife · 1 year
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重温A Year And A Half...的涂鸦
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tommyleeswife · 1 year
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tommyleeswife · 1 year
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Your camera roll if James Hetfield was your boyfriend <3
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Lmk if you'd like me to do a part 2 or the other guys!
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tommyleeswife · 1 year
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how can someone be such a douche bag yet so beautiful?
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Like that Juxtaposition
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tommyleeswife · 1 year
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Random question but who’s better
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tommyleeswife · 1 year
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Terror Twins Quotes Again
Nikki: I like your new pants!
Tommy: Thanks, they were 50 off!
Nikki: I’d like them better if they were 100 off. *winks*
Tommy: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.
Nikki: Thats’s… not what I meant.
Tommy: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Nikki.
Nikki: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Tommy: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
Nikki: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Tommy: Oh. We're going out?
Nikki: Wh...
Tommy: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Nikki: I wrote you a poem.
Tommy, already crying: You did?
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tommyleeswife · 1 year
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More Klars Quotes
Kirk, sweating: Lars, there’s something I need to ask you-
Lars: Finally! You’re proposing!
Kirk: How’d you know?
Lars: Kirk, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Lars: I even picked it up once.
Kirk: Wow, Lars, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Lars: We literally slept together yesterday.
Kirk: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
Lars: What are you in the mood for?
Kirk: World domination.
Lars: That's a bit ambitious.
Kirk: You are my world.
Lars: Aww...
Kirk:
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Kirk:
Lars: OH.
Kirk: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Lars: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
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