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the one that (almost) got away
roronoa zoro x fem!reader
it takes him 12 hours to realize
3.6k words
a/n: ok listen, i think i started writing this like 6+ months ago and it’s just been sitting in my drafts bc idk how to commit to endings so y’all are gonna have to take this as it is. also i have no concept of how sailing works or how long it takes oops
9:00 pm
“y'know, there's really no point to a farewell party if the one leaving isn't there.”
you look up from your spot on the library floor. your eyes land on the green-haired swordsman leaning against the doorframe and you smile.
“i’ll be there in a second. i just have some more stuff to go through.”
zoro eyes the mess of books surrounding you, recognizing a few of nami’s atlases and robin’s textbooks. “you haven’t finished packing yet?”
“i’m mostly done. i’m just trying to decide which books i want to keep.” catching his eye, you joke, “why? you want me gone that bad?”
crossing the room, a scoff leaves his lips. nothing could be further from the truth.
“you got me. i am so sick of you,” he says with a grin. “can’t wait to get rid of the annoying librarian invading my napping spot.”
zoro plops down on the bench behind you, catching a whiff of your shampoo as he lies down. you sit with your back to him, sorting through your piles, but zoro can hear the smile in your voice when you speak.
“you’re such a pretender, eh?”
zoro puts on a look of overdramatic offense, a hand on his chest. “me? you’re talking about me?”
at his poor acting, you turn around. you rest your chin on the bench, your face so close to zoro’s that one could only describe it as a kissable distance.
“you act like i'm all in your space, but nami told me that you never used to spend any time in here at all!”
“pfft, why would you ever trust what that con artist has to say?” zoro pokes your forehead. “you see it with your own eyes. am i or am i not here every day?”
you purse your lips as you think back to the last few months; he’s right.
you’ve spent most of your days in the ship’s library, and zoro has almost always stopped by. in the beginning, it would be for a few minutes, but over the last little while, he’d be in here as long as you were.
zoro smiles as he watches you think, eyebrows furrowed as you replay the last few months in your head. little do you know that this is exactly why the library is his new hideout. watching your pretty little mind work — doing what you love, thinking and studying and reading — is a far better use of his spare time than anything else he could be doing.
“anyway,” he says. “i guess your silly star stories have been a good trade-off.”
now it’s your turn to be mock-offended.
“silly star stories? you’re the one who asked about the constellations in the first place!”
“only because you kept talking about these fictional gods like they actually did something important.”
“says the guy who's completely enthralled by hades,” you roll your eyes.
“king of hell, god of the underworld,” he grins. “that’s my kinda guy.”
zoro laughs when you shake your head at him. he’ll never tire of teasing you; you are far too adorable with your little sigh and a ghost of a smile on your lips.
“did you know,” he says with a playful look. “that you still owe me about ten more constellation stories? d’you think you could squeeze in one more before we head up?”
zoro smiles at you, and you can't help but smile back.
you have so many treasured memories with zoro in this library; ones of just the two of you (him napping while you studied), ones with nami and robin (and sanji until nami kicked the boys out for their incessant bickering), and ones where the night listens in as you recite the history of the stars.
whether you were telling the story of another righteous deity enacting justice, or the tale of mere mortals who insulted the gods, zoro would listen with his eyes closed, lying across the bench as he is now, and you’d sit in front of him as you are now.
everyone’s waiting for you upstairs and you hate to disappoint, but some things are more important — like telling a silly star story to a silly swordsman.
“of course i can.”
12:00 am
raucous laughter and cheering that’s loud enough to deafen anybody; empty plates, once piled high with food, now scattered around the room; bottles on bottles of sake and rum and whiskey and every liqueur that one would hope to find on a pirate ship.
these are zoro’s requirements for a good time, and suffice to say that your farewell party has them all in spades.
zoro watches his friends’ tomfoolery from his spot at the table (currently, luffy’s trying to get franky to see how far he can slingshot him) when you plop yourself into the seat beside him.
“this,” you say as your arm knocks against his, “is the best party i’ve ever been to.”
zoro takes a swig from his glass, “you haven’t partied until you’ve partied with pirates.”
“seriously! you guys are insane!”
as if to prove your point, franky chooses that exact moment to show off a juggling sequence involving a barrel of whiskey, a giant potted plant, and a squealing chopper.
you gasp at the spectacle but quickly dissolve into laughter when nami saves chopper, and it’s with both awe and pure excitement that you turn to zoro. laughter is etched into your lips, your cheeks are flushed, and zoro can’t help but marvel at how you’re even cuter when you’re having fun.
“what, you’ve never seen a cyborg man toss a speaking reindeer in the air before?”
you nudge him with your elbow, “well, excuse me for leading such a mundane life where animals don’t speak and men don’t tinker with their bodies.”
“ah, but that’s where you’re wrong.”
you look at zoro quizically.
he takes a sip of his beer, “most men do tinker with their bodies.”
it takes you a moment to catch his innuendo and zoro roars with laughter when the realization hits you. embarrassment tinges your pretty face and you shove him with a loud “ew, zoro!” but he can’t stop cackling.
“you’re disgusting!”
you make to swat zoro across the chest but he quickly catches your hand. he leans in to waggle his eyebrows at you, “but i’m not wrong, am i?”
you groan loudly, which only makes him laugh again.
perhaps it’s the alcohol that let his inhibitions go, or maybe it’s the fact that he doesn’t have much longer with you, but when you hastily change the subject and there’s no longer a reason for him to still be holding your hand, he doesn’t let go.
when nami joins you two, his fingers slips between yours and to his surprise, yours do the same. sanji joins your threesome, then franky and robin, and in no time at all, it’s no longer just the two of you at the table.
but zoro doesn’t care.
drunk, carefree, and more content than he’s ever been, zoro closes his eyes and smiles. he lives in the moment, and in this moment, he’s happy — happy with a full stomach and a full glass, happy to be surrounded by his favourite people, and happy that, under the table, you’re still holding his hand.
3:00 am
“and what’s that one?”
hands swinging between you, you and zoro dodge the tide as you roam further and further from the thousand sunny. the sand is cool under your feet and the tide kisses your toes with each step. your other arm is stretched above you, pointing at a constellation in the distance.
“what is this - a pop quiz?”
you smile, “i want to make sure you don’t forget about my ‘silly star stories.’”
zoro groans, “has anyone told you that holding grudges isn’t healthy? keeping going and you’ll turn into a bitter old thing some day.”
you stick out your tongue, “you’re just afraid you’ll get it wrong.”
“wrong?” zoro scoffs. “i’ve gotten the past six right.”
walking along the beach, you and zoro fall in step with each other and your footsteps match the ebbing waves in perfect rhythm. you smile in his direction and his chest is flooded with a warmth that has nothing to do with the copious amounts of alcohol he’s consumed.
“alright, let’s see what we got here.”
zoro follows your gaze at the cluster of stars you’ve chosen, and he grins when he sees the constellation. “really? at least try to make this hard for me, please.”
his cocky attitude leaves you speechless, making zoro laugh.
“you’re so annoying!” you shove him with your free hand and the force of his stumble pulls you along, and you shriek as he drags you into the ocean with him. he doesn’t let go of you, not even for a second — not when water splashes your legs, not when zoro’s pants get soaked as he spins you around.
your laughter is warmth in its purest form, the kind that you can feel all the way down to your cold toes. when he sets you back down, you give his hand a little squeeze, to which zoro answers back with a tender smile.
now with wet feet and a distance between you that’s even smaller than it already was, zoro continues to walk alongside you.
“moving on from your pathetic distraction attempt,” — you let out a dramatic gasp — “i’ll tell you exactly who we were looking at.”
pointing at the starry zodiac sign, zoro speaks with complete confidence.
“virgo the maiden, otherwise known as persephone, wife and muse of the best god of them all, hades—”
“fanboy much?” you tease but zoro pretends not to hear you (the little tug of his lips tells you that he does).
“—who snuck her a pomegranate seed because he couldn’t bear for her to leave him.”
zoro puffs his chest with pride, relishing in this one niche study of which he is now an expert. it’s incredibly endearing how pleased he is with his answer and you almost feel bad for correcting him.
almost.
“good answer,” you grin. “but you left out the little detail about how she was kept in hell against her will.”
zoro gasps, “are you accusing my idol of being a kidnapper?”
“your idol!” your cheeks already hurt so much from smiling but another giggle slips out. “first of all, these aren’t my accusations. historians have told their love story this way for years—”
“slander is what this is.”
“—and secondly, why would you want to look up to hades? he’s literally the antagonist in every story.”
“he’s the king of hell! that’s so bad ass.” zoro winks at you, “don’t be surprised if you hear them calling me ‘zoro, king of hell’ some day.”
“what’s wrong, demon of east blue doesn’t go hard enough for you?”
embarrassment rushes to zoro’s face and he’s never been more grateful for the night. “who told you that? was it usopp or nami? i bet it was nami.”
“i might hold a grudge but i don’t snitch,” you flash a mischievous smile. “anyway, let’s get back to how you want to be just like devil who tricked a poor girl in returning to the underworld.”
“come on, can you blame a man for doing whatever it takes to stop his beloved from leaving him?”
it sounds like an innocent question — harmless banter, really — but something in the way he says it makes you stop dead in your tracks. a silence falls and in its wake, all you can do is stare at the man you’ve spent the last several months with, the same man that you have to say goodbye to tomorrow.
moonlight falls unto the both of you and bathes zoro in soft light. it illuminates his eyes and when you meet his gaze, you see a sense of longing there that you feel in your chest. a longing for what, you don’t know — or rather, you don’t want to know.
at least, not yet.
so you hold his hand a little tighter, and underneath the watchful eye of the gods and constellations, muster a smile,
“i guess not.”
6:00 am
if this was any other morning, zoro would be awake and working out already. he'd be done his fourth set of bicep curls or, at the very least, working on his form. he could even be in the middle of deadlifts (because he knows not to skip leg day), but he definitely wouldn't still be in bed the way that he is right now.
the thing is though, if this was any other morning, he wouldn't have you sleeping next to him, curled into him like you were made to be a perfect fit.
he's never been more glad to still be in bed.
your breath matches the rise and fall of zoro's chest, perfectly in rhythm with the waves outside his window and the beat of his heart, like the universe meant for all these things to be in harmony at this one singular moment in time.
your lashes flutter in response when he shifts his weight.
he takes a peek at you, “psst, are you awake?”
eyes still closed, you manage a noncommittal grunt but your body says otherwise.
zoro can’t help but smile as he watches you start to wake up. your toes wiggle beneath the covers and you rub your eyes before looking up at him with an adorably sleepy look that he would love to wake up to every day.
if only he could.
you focus your gaze on zoro like he’s an anchor in a sea of slumber. the way that you look at him, as if he’s the only thing that you see, fills his chest with a golden warmth akin to the breaking dawn.
you offer him a soft smile, and zoro wonders if the sun knows that you glow brighter than it ever could.
“why are you up at this ungodly hour?”
he chuckles, low and tender, “’m used to it. i’m usually up by now.”
“freak,” you mutter. zoro laughs, and you can’t think of anything else that sounds more beautiful at six in the morning.
you’re not usually up this early but what you notice is that, at dawn, time has a habit of moving slowly. it’s as if the morning casts magic upon those who rise with the daylight — and you’re so thankful for that.
because if time moved any faster than this, you’d have to say goodbye that much sooner.
“are you going to miss us?” zoro puts his arms around you.
you murmur into his chest, “of course, i will.”
“who do you think you’ll miss the most?”
you give pause and zoro’s almost certain you can hear his heart beating a little louder — he can definitely hear it. he doesn’t typically get nervous like this but, then again, nothing about the way you make him feel is typical.
you seem to have come to a conclusion because you look up at zoro and he holds his breath.
“sanji.”
he blinks.
“wait, are you serious?”
you’ve never seen zoro looks so wonderfully scandalized before, and you burst into a fit of giggles. as soon as you start, he knows he’s been had. he scowls but only for a moment; for who could be upset in the presence of such twinkling laughter?
“silly man,” you snuggle closer, "of course i’m not serious.”
“okay, good.” you can hear the smile in his voice. “i don’t know if my ego could handle losing to him.”
zoro holds you close, his thumb tracing circles on your skin. his movements are slow, steady, comforting — ‘round and ‘round, in the same spot, like he’s drawing an invisible mark that is only known to the two of you.
"but, you know,” you hum, careful not to disrupt the peace. “you wouldn’t.”
“wouldn’t what?”
“lose.” and after a beat, you quietly add, “you wouldn’t lose to anyone.”
and just like that, zoro’s on cloud nine, airborne and weightless. he’s always known that he has a place in your heart, but this is the first time that you’ve ever hinted about where that place may be. if he allowed himself to be hopeful, it almost sounds like a confession.
but almost isn’t good enough for him. zoro wants more — wants to find out exactly where he belongs in your life, wants to know if he can make himself at home there.
it’s a shame that he’s out of time.
you interrupt his thoughts with a whisper, barely audible above the sound of the ocean and his aching heart,
“will you miss me?”
more than anything.
9:00 am
surely, zoro’s dream to be hades has been granted. otherwise, why would it feel like he’s in hell, standing on the deck, all alone and watching your dinghy sail away from the thousand sunny?
zoro’s had his fair shares of farewells while aboard the ship, and to be honest, yours wasn’t any more emotional than anyone else’s. you left with a smile as beautiful as the morning sun and with far less tears than he expected (which he’s thankful for because he would hate to see you cry). as far as bittersweet goodbyes go, yours was definitely more sweet than bitter.
and yet, here zoro stands, with a bad taste in his mouth that he can’t explain. he can still see you from where he stands, and watching your little boat in the distance is the only thing that seems to settle his uneasy heart.
should he have bid adieu privately? maybe he should’ve left you with a memento of some kind? should he have done more than offer you a quick hug? was it his imagination, or did you hold onto him just a beat longer than you needed to?
zoro’s so occupied by these messy thoughts that he doesn’t even hear sanji approach him.
“well?”
startled, zoro can only stare at the blond cook. ignoring the dumb look on his face, sanji continues.
“what’d she say when you told her?” sanji nods in the direction of your boat.
“told her what?”
“that you love her,” sanji takes a drag of his cigarette, looking at zoro directly now.
he speaks so frankly, so matter-of-fact and candidly, that it takes zoro a second to really register what it is that he’s saying.
he loves you.
and as soon as he thinks it, the truth comes barreling through all the doubts clouding his head. clarity floods his chest as he comes face-to-face with what his yearning, pining heart has been trying to tell him this whole time.
he loves you. he loves you. he loves you. he loves you. he loves you-
fuck.
he loves you.
and he never told you.
epilogue — 9:30 am
sails closed, your boat floats with the current and the salty breeze reminds you that your adventure with the strawhats has come to a close. compared to the never-ending bustle of the crew, it’s almost too quiet being at sea alone. the silence lends itself to your overactive mind, working full time to unravel the tightness you feel in your chest.
you’re lost in thoughts of what could’ve, should’ve, and would’ve been — so much so that you don’t even hear the commotion behind you. it’s not until you hear zoro call your name that you hear the frantic swimming and you whirl around.
“zoro! what-”
“can you help me first?” he splutters.
you pull yourself together long enough to run to the side of your dinghy, pulling a sopping wet pirate on board. zoro leans back, trying to catch his breath as you rummage through your things.
“are you crazy? do you know how far we are from the sunny?” you throw a towel over him before reaching for another. you start drying off his hair, frantically fussing over him.
“you think that just because chopper gives you the clearance that you can push yourself over the limit-”
“y/n.”
“this is why you’re always on house arrest! you’re actually insane, you know that?”
“y/n.”
“i know you work out, but for goodness’ sake, zoro, you’re only human-”
“y/n.” zoro holds your wrists, forcing you to stop with a start.
in all your worrying, you didn’t realize that you’d been gravitating closer to zoro until you’re staring into his dark, obsidian eyes. there’s clarity in the way that he looks at you. his eyes are shining with a fierceness that you’ve only seen in his worst fights, and you brace yourself for whatever comes next.
because you know that this will change everything.
“hades and persephone.”
“huh?“ you blink at him. “did you hit your head-”
“ask me if i think hades loved persephone.”
you stare into zoro’s eyes, desperation reflecting back at you. there’s a hidden question there and you understand immediately.
quietly, you ask, "do you think hades loved persephone?”
“i do,” he whispers. “i think he loved her and he would've been stupid to let her go.”
your breath catches. zoro places a hand over yours, surprisingly warm as his fingers find their home between your own.
the heavens watch on as the two of you finally open your hearts and give way to the stuff that myths and legends yearn for — a connection that can only be described as fated, destined, purely and resplendently magical.
the gods smile at the two lovers who find themselves falling into each other, laughing as you confess, over and over again,
i love you.
#zoro x reader#roronoa zoro x reader#roronoa zoro fluff#zoro fluff#one piece x reader#¡! ❞ [ fics ]#i know i just wrote a zoro fic BUT#this fic has been stuck in my drafts for too mf long#i didn't even proofread the epilogue bc fuck it#i just need her to go out into the world ok#i promise i will write non-zoro stuff soon#(maybe)#(jk i will)
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i makea da other list. it's even longer this time
content: (everyone i didn't talk abt before lol) von kaiser, king hippo, bear hugger, soda popinski, bald bull, little mac+doc louis (and a random mention of nintendo's other forgotten fighting game ARMS)
art by @verawhisk he's so eepy here
von kaiser
erykah badu once said "totally underrated. i don't think people have dealt with his disability. the stuttering- it's not just the stuttering. something happened to him. i just don't think, y'know, people really cared a lot about it." and she was talking about porky pig but that is my feelings on von kaiser
BUT SERIOUSLY NINTENDO why characterize the second lowest ranking boxer in both nes and wii punch out as having uncontrollable physical tics who is also extremely tough on himself to the point of smacking himself in the head multiple times to reprimand himself???? i don't want to fight him dude PLEASE
he definitely wasn't in super punch out despite icon status because of all the young kids fighting for no reason?? like birdy mac is 17, heike is 19, there's a fuckin flood of 20 year olds. have you ever sat down and wrapped your head around the fact that aran ryan is only 23. his teacher side forced him to back off
his fight with little mac nearly got him booted from the minor league because the ref accused him of throwing the match by only throwing punches that mac would easily block. mac was really pissed bc he assumed von kaiser was underestimating him but he vouched for kaiser and kept him in the wvba. they aren't on good terms bc mac actually has experienced not being taken seriously but he knows he didn't mean anything by it. kaiser just isn't a cold blooded fighter
sorry all kaiser's stuff was so dark AGH i just have emotions abt him. kaiser knows the end of his career is coming around so he started forcing himself not to pick every fight offered to him and distract himself from the time the fight would be happening by exploring the city around him. he most enjoys finding new restaurants and eating with a friend, mostly joe or disco kid.
king hippo
king hippo fans pspspsps. i know it's hard being a fan of a character who likes eating. i was a niall fan i understand your pain
distractable. omg so distractable and so sweet if you're hanging out with him and literally anyone else starts talking to him he's gone. mall vendors love him bc he will hang on to their every word and walk away with thirteen samplings of perfume and two fruity isla paradisa colognes. this absolutely also applies to street animals
u: hippo stop it's a street cat it's literally hissing at you
king hippo: (making purring noises and slow blinking)
it's not that he doesn't talk, it's the fact that everyone expects him to, so he refuses. get to know me on my own terms if you want to get to know me then. nonverbal power
really enjoys being independent so he doesn't like to date or adopt pets but his yard and the area around his house is filled with warm hiding places for strays to sleep and he keeps a big water bowl cleaned and filled to the top. he tries not to feed wild animals bc it's a really terrible idea to get them dependent but sometimes the wandering chickens are too cute
VERY serious about pacific island animal care. his money is for keeping himself fed and for the care and upkeep of his flowers and beehouses. more often than not he walks along the beach all day looking for trash or an animal in distress
i cannot tell you enough what an actual angel he is to be friends with. if you're depressed in another country he's already on a plane on his way. there is no stopping him. hippo is inevitable
you'd be hard pressed to find a single person on his islands who doesn't adore him and light up when he shows up EXCEPT. the owner of a tourist dive bar called sunset chaser. when hippo was a bab he kept wandering inside bc it's right on the beach and has bubbly vertical fish tanks all around. at first the owner assumed he just didn't speak english, then around the 13th visit he realized hippo understood everything he was saying (mostly Leave Please You're Not Old Enough) and was just showing up at this point to fuck with him. long story short hippo started showing up during peak business hours, get seen by the owner, and get chased out laughing his ass off. he comes around now as an adult (and famous) just to order water and soup and leave (30% tip)
loves to make people laugh and often does it without meaning to bc he's so expressive. if someone is an easy laugher (coughdiscokid coughbearhugger) he doesn't even do anything he just sits there and side eyes them like a dog. and then when they stop laughing he starts giggling and he has a crazy infectious laugh so nobody gets anything done
bear hugger
if you didn't have a crazy uncle before you do now
has never taken ANYTHING seriously. his two goals in life is to laugh and make The Perfect Breakfast (so far it requires waffle pancake towers and at least a gallon of maple syrup)
he never gets mean and he doesn't raise his voice when he's angry but when he sees invasive bugs and lizards and all that he turns into THE VERMINATOR
i'm telling you he's out there with a little vacuum laying waste to spotted lanternflies. and his squirrel has an even tinier vacuum and they're laughing like maniacs. it's kind of beautiful
he's kind of. a terrible friend DON'T CLICK OFF LET ME EXPLAIN he loves everyone and is a great guy to know and will come fix your spark plugs if you're in the middle of nowhere but he kind of doesn't realize that he can't just go off the grid whenever he wants for seven months without telling anyone why or where he is. he was just raised to be self sufficient and solitary
wanted to be a mountie as a kid but he decided he doesn't like the idea of answering to anyone just to go out and take care of nature. he does that every day. and he'd have to wear a shirt. no thanks
completely out of pocket humor. "there aren't any wild rats in alberta. i have seen some pet rats though. 's like a rat police state."
one of the very few adults who aren't lactose intolerant and he LOVES milk. he drinks a whole canteen full of it a day to keep himself strong. everyone in the major league is frankly disgusted by this but he's never broken a bone in his life and he's fallen out of at least 10 redwoods. so who's really crazy here
soda popinski
trying to fight the "blunt russian" stereotypes but he refuses to learn any english words besides "yes." "no." and "i don't know."
loyal to the cologne he's been using since he turned 15. the company making it nearly discontinued it but his team arranged to do an advertisement campaign with him as the face of the brand as long as they promised him a lifetime supply. it's a very cedar-y smell with undertones of chrysanthemum
actually really enjoys taking pictures with fans. he's not super confident about his looks but it's the one of the only times he allows himself to smile for pictures. otherwise you have photographers assuming that you will smile for any picture when that is simply not true
he was so hot in his 20's. hold on let me find the image
he didn't like any of the attention he got so at 24 he shaved his head and started growing out his facial hair.
in general he hates being told what to do or being made a fool of. there's a reason he's in the crowd throwing bottles at aran ryan in title defense he got PISSED when aran wasn't fighting fair
despite this and the persona he adopts in the ring he is an extremely level headed and accommodating man. he and bald bull click pretty easily since they both understand how hard it is to shake a reputation of past aggression
soda's wake-up call to that happened in high school. he was constantly restless and getting into trouble with his teachers because he was struggling academically but could never verbalize just how, and with his authority figures when he "had" to fight his classmates in order to not look like an idiot and a wimp. yuh deep rooted resentment of authority
he has never actually drunken alcohol before. "vodka drunkinski" was an over the top joke name around the wvba's tendency to push boxers into stereotypes (his boldness impressed bald bull and started their years long friendship)
he would probably be really good friends with mr. sandman but the two are both more listeners rather than talkers so nothing more than a cool nod when they pass each other happens
he actually has quite a comedic social media presence. always slightly behind the trends but has a giant following because of that. he's like a russian cher
bald bull
hoo. bald bull in my mind lives a crazy life
the first boxer ever signed to the wvba and plans to stick around until his muscles give out. that said the same loyalty cannot be prescribed to the wvba itself
as a young man he was the golden calf. the cash cow (sorry i'm done) he was ready for the cameras at any time; he owned his angry and aggressive persona and he loved the public's fascination with his deadly bull rush. the name bald bull was synonymous with power, fearlessness, with the best of the best and with success.
when don flamenco was coming onto the scene, it was exactly the matchup both men needed. i mean, hello?? the bull and the bullfighter??? this was the fight of the century and the wvba didn't let ANYONE forget it
of course a fight is one night only, but good advertising can last a lifetime. (for better or for worse.) all the promotional material starts rolling out; bald bull's snarl contrasted with the young, calm, captivating don. there were photoshoots of don in matador suits, swinging the red cape with a proud smirk on his face, as though he had already won. as though his opponent were really a bull.
bald bull didn't need to be told who was favored to win. if the bull beats the matador, there is no cheering.
bald bull did win the match, though. handily. practically a massacre; don flamenco hardly threw a punch that mattered. and bull was right; the crowd didn't cheer.
he hadn't even taken off his boxing gloves before bull was summoned to be checked for doping. he had a nasty fight with the wvba doctor then; if he wasn't doping, why wouldn't he just let the tests prove him right? he seemed uncharacteristically aggressive tonight. maybe he should take an indefinite break
finally he defended himself hoarse; he took the blood test. no outside intervention. no apology. no need to push the matter further.
both don and bull's teams approached the wvba with the ultimatum that neither boxer would be coerced into any further matches, on threat of losing both of the fighters. they agreed and don flamenco and bald bull have not spoken since. bull specifically refuses to make any statement on the incident, while don flatly reiterates bald bull's expertise as a veteran of boxing, staying silent on any other questions.
that was, if you could tell, when bald bull learned the sticking power of an aggressive persona. his name is still synonymous with intimidation, power, and rage, though at some point the line between compliment and insult started to blend together.
he's extremely cagey about his real self, though being in the spotlight for so long has left very little of his public image to the imagination, and he's certainly much more irritable than he was as a young man.
he isn't all that he makes himself out to be, obviously. but there is no softer side that's yet to be found; he's just human. that means enough to him, anyway
if you were to dig deep in the youtube educational side (why would you. dork) you would find content by bald bull aimed at students struggling with physics. he loved science in school and was constantly conducting little experiments, and he was fascinated by physics. he feels bad for anyone who really enjoys science but gets held back by higher applications, so he purposefully shows any and every mistake he makes in the experiment to disprove that you have to be perfect as a scientist and to add a bit of entertainment to an otherwise pretty excruciating field
he's extremely well traveled, having visited every country in europe and nearly the entirety of asia as well. his parents believed the best education a child could get was through direct exposure to the real world. he would get horribly homesick and withdraw, dreaming of his bedroom in turkey until his grandmother gave him a piece of advice he carries with him to this day
he grew to enjoy travel, and whenever he starts to feel homesick, he bakes himself baklava. not quite how his grandmother would make, but it comforts him all the same
little mac
i know we all want the wvba to be besties but we gotta be honest at some point. it would be weird if this seventeen year old were just casually hanging out with these men who are on average three times his age
he's a good boxer (duh) but i swear i heard years ago that he was doing professional boxing in order to go to law school later on? pls tell me if you've also heard that i often feel like i'm insane. lawyer mac is so cute rotating him in my mind
btw i believe the name "little mac" being a pretty well known moniker being first used by nes mac, then snes mac and whatnot. i do also believe in mac's first name being macario though so i think doc louis just got really lucky this time around
he was a pretty unremarkable student in terms of popularity before he got famous but after it got so unmanageable he had to switch to online school thereby isolating him even more
he gets flustered so easily. he'll be jogging at the crosswalk with doc waiting for it to clear and then accidentally make eye contact with some guy and nearly slip on his own feet
due to my penchant for forgotten fighting games i also made he and mechanica from ARMS siblings. they both have celebrity crushes on ribbon girl but mac is a kid cobra stan for lifeeee
he and doc have grown inseparable over the course of his career. mac does have parents but he considers doc a father figure too; mac's family tree puts way more merit on chosen family rather than blood
speaking of family trees mac's is wild. he has family in india, haiti, the philippines, mexico, hawai'i, brazil, indigenous america, puerto rica like family reunions go crazy. he's closest (in location and by direct connection) to his latino cousins in the bronx and brooklyn so everyone just assumes he's latino. he honestly has no idea
however due to his multi heritage he loves tweeting once he beats someone. like when he beat don flamenco he immediately tweeted "that's for puerto rico"
mac actually programmed the training holograms as well as his own mesh hologram! he watches copious amounts of past performances of the boxer he's set to go up against and runs an extremely simplified version of their style and estimates how they'll deal with exhaustion, how much force they'll put into each round etc
#i kind of forgot who i was as i writing for bald bull. blehh#no thoughts only bull#punch out#punch out headcanons#von kaiser#king hippo#bear hugger#soda popinski#bald bull#little mac#see you in the movies
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what kind of music do you think each of them listen to
price is 100% a rock/metal guy. going off the playlist that barry made him, which has basically all that type of music, but he also just gives me that vibe. he listens to dad rock. kings of leon, pink floyd, led zeppelin, that kinda thing. I think he's the kind of person who just flat out refuses to listen to anything other than his music. nobody touches the aux when he's in the car.
soap gives me rock too, but more punk vibes y'know? I get green day, fraz ferdinand just bc they're scottish how could he not like them. but also, and I know I said this before, country music, like the upbeat fun ones that are good for singing into your hairbrush (not projecting at all). he probably listens to a bit of everything now that I think about it.
gaz gives me 80s and 90s vibes, I can't explain it. this man could fucking BODY a george michael song i know it in my heart. I feel like he keeps it mostly to himself, he won't fight the others on what music gets played, but let's be honest everyone loves his playlist, absolutely no skips. he will complain when soap plays country though.
I think samuel said ghost listens to classical? at some point? my memory is bad I could be wrong, but he definitely needs some chill vibes in his life. the others just assume he listens to heavy metal or something, but wheb they hand him the aux plays like tchaikovsky or something and they're all shocked. and the worst part, no one they tell believes them.
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Some Random Mista Headcanons! (Some r kinda NOT SFW)
Has definitely thought about getting a navel piercing
I wouldn't say he's really clingy?( At least not in the level i hc Nara to be where he'd definitely want/need to know where his s/o is at, at all times in fear of them suddenly abandoning him-) But like, Mista does like it/feels relieved when his s/o updates him on where they're at/what they're doing just bc of y'know, mafia- And he's been left a bit traumatize by witnessing what had happened to the woman he saved, that he's afraid anyone he loves could suddenly have that happened to them and he, or someone like him, wont be there to save/help them.
Bc of that, I also think he absolutely hates ppl that get too handsy immediately. It's not jealousy, he's just genuinely afraid of his loved one being taken advantage of/being forced into do something they don't want to do.
Mf turns every game between him and s/o into a stripping game 💀
Absolutely adores PDA- (obviously I mean, I hc that mans has a thing for fucking in public so why wouldn't he love PDA?-)
I hc that this boi grew up with multiple siblings- Which is a reason why he's so over his stand. They just remind him of his siblings and bc he has younger siblings, he knows how to take care of them.
He loves the beach... Just that-
Mista keeps condoms in his boots. He sometimes accidentally pulls them out instead of his bullets 💀
The pistols always snitch on him, how he's feeling, and embarrassing shit he's done/said.
Definitely owns thongs-
He definitely has a playlist for when he wants to get down and dirty either with himself or someone else-
Ik this man's gropes his s/o on a regular basis 💀 Just a quick grab, squeeze, or smack of certain areas 😭
I ACTUALLY GIVE CREDIT TO MY FRIEND FOR THIS ONE- He hc that when Mista's desperately lonely and depressed about his s/o being away for so long, he goes as far as fucking his own pillow 💀 (that poor innocent pillow, #JusticeForMista'sPillow)
Kinda rare for him to call his s/o by their name. He absolutely prefers to use pet names/endearing names.
Man's jerks off twice a day, maybe three if wakes up to morning wood-
Definitely owns porn magazines (mf stole them tho-)
He owns two tube tops-
He has a BIG family. Aside from having a couple siblings, his older siblings have children. Has quite a bit of aunts and uncles as well as cousins. Yet, no one knows about his "profession". He simply tells them he works for a company that requires his to travel quite a bit. And whatever scars they're able to point out on him he shrugs them off as scars from guys trying to mug him.
He has a genuinely wholesome relationship with his family. The only reason they hadn't been able to bail him out of jail when he was thrown in it was because they didn't have the money to do so. However, they're all extremely proud of him for saving the woman.
He "worked" at a small family business growing up. (Worked, in quotes, bc he mostly goofed around or just lounged around in the back lmao-)
Has a family tradition where his entire family meets up at one of their homes just so they can all see and bond with each other. Obviously, he always goes, and has dragged the Bucci gang to it before. (Fugo and Abbacchio agreed that never again- Narancia loved how sweet and fun everyone was- And everyone demanded for Bruno return next time-)
He isn't sure if he wants children or not (biologically or otherwise) because he, obviously, loves the energy his big ass family brings. But, he also understands the reality of his line of work. Though, his family constantly pressure him to have kids one day.
✨Bi King✨
He's never out right said he's fruity to his family- He's heavily implied it to them. Some of them understand and actually accept him (bc they been knew ever since he started dressing himself up-) but others still don't get it and think he only gets pussy- (those who don't understand r actually the ones that pressure him the most to have kids 💀)
His mom and dad have known since day one that he also liked dick-
His siblings bet on whether he's gonna end up marrying a guy or a girl (some bet he's gonna stay a hoe and never get married-)
Spoils his family thanks to Mafia money
Sweats SUPER easily, that's the real reason he gets rlly stinky
Despite being naturally really warm, he loves warm clothing even during the summer (another reason as to why he gets stinky so quickly/easily)
Has absolutely no clue how to match outfits- He just throws on the first items he sees and since he considers his clothing nice/attractive clothing, he figures it all matches/goes together (it doesn't.)
Man's sleeps ONLY with boxers (or butt-naked-) and no blankets. Only uses the thinnest blanket known to man in the winter-
Absolute sucker for men in fancy ass suits. He somehow finds them as sexy as lingerie
Y'know how u fall asleep one place then wake up in your room? It's him. He's the one carrying you to bed whenever you fall asleep somewhere else-
He gossips a shit ton. But he's slightly better at keeping secrets than Narancia- The only reason he'd tell is if he's bored and wants to start up ✨drama✨ or the person who the secret came from pissed him off and he decides to expose them
Pretends to be in serious pain when he's not just so he could hog his s/o's undivided attention and they can shower him with physical affection-
He owns a motorcycle but only uses it on his days off when he goes out and to show it off
He's a soar loser- If he loses at a game he'd definitely start being like "Yeah... This game isn't really fun. Let's do something else"
Loves to leave bite marks on his s/o's thighs, neck, and shoulders
Needs to take at least one nap a day with his s/o, doesn't matter how long it is. He n e e d s it-
Can and does stick other stuff into his pants when he gets tired of holding them instead of using his pockets like a normal person
One of his favorite animated movies is definitely Sausage Party 😭
Every time he has sex in a multiple of four, he gets an STI 💀
#jjba golden wind#jjba vento auero#jojo vento aureo#jojo golden wind#jjba headcanons#golden wind headcanons#vento auero headcanons#vento aureo#golden wind#guido mista#guido mista x reader#mista headcanons#mista#mista x reader#jjba mista#guido mista headcanons#bucci gang headcanon#bruno bucciarati headcanons#bucci gang#not sfw
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Headcanons: but a Lot
I made a pinterest board for the belchers & co. and saved pics that i feel represent the characters lol and they have inspired me and my latest Bobby borger headcanons :) enjoy
Linda
You would think that bob would have the wicked classic rock cd collection but irl that is our lovely lady Linda
She isn't the BIGGEST classic rock fan but her dad was and she just kinda picked it up
makes her feel nostalgic, y'know
but generally she's more of an 80s pop and show tune enthusiast
and she’s def an overall kinda gal
With a classic red long-sleeve? Yes pls
when she wasn’t allowed to keep buying porcelain babies she switched to ceramic birds for a little while
And she fs has a bird feeder hanging outside the kitchen window
Linda sometimes gets her nails done
Bright red and LONG
sometimes a french tip but that’s only when she’s not feeling the long guys
And red lipstick is a must ofc
she discovered that red was her colour and just let it overtake her
Cherry pie and a little bit of ice cream go a long way in her book
But her fav food and breakfast most days (when neither she or Bob are in the mood too really cook) is Tomato toast
Sometimes with cream cheese, but mostly just toasted with butter and season with salt and pepper
She just can’t get enough of it she loves tomatoes and she loves bread so it just works
The medicine cabinet in the bathroom is full of her clutter and crap lol
No true medicine to be found (other than bob’s prescribed pills ofc)
lots of nail polish, for when she can’t afford to get her nails done
One for her bday gene made her a ceramic tooth trinket box
to keep all of his teeth in, obviously
Keeps forcing her family on “quick” three hour hikes
she STILL tries to knit, esp after how great the kids’ reactions were to the one she made for Christmas
Whenever she and the kids are waiting around for bob to make thanksgiving dinner she puts on the thanksgiving day parade on TV
her fav float is snoopy
Ideal boblin date? Wine in the eve on the beach with chocolate and strawberries
she one time heard some teenager say that they were “frickin’ zazzed” and now she says it all the time
She doesn’t know cut her some slack 😭
It makes Louise pee herself laughing lmao
When Linda is behind the grill she gives the burgers ketchup smileys
One time she got drunk and made a pope hat out of paper and tried to put it on little king trash mouth
….it went about as well as you would expect…
Bob!!
Bob tries to do the NYT crossword
Unsuccessfully
When he gets his new phone she discovers the mini cross words and the app
linda literally could not get him to turn the phone off lmfaoo
eventually tho he gets her into wordle and now they play together nightly
I say they play 'together' but they actually play against each other
Like, hardcore
His fav. Halloween candy that the kids would get are those burger gummies
The kids had never actually had one until Gene hid a few in his socks bcs Bob would take them all before they even had the chance
he’s a cool dad. (tm)
Bob’s got this one Jean jacket that is so filled with holes it’s unsightly
But he just will not get rid of it lol
Why? Who knows
his ideal thanksgiving dinner is one of those idealistic 70s thanksgiving ads
Genuinely bob’s heaven
once for his bday he was served a burger with candles in it
linda thought it was funny
(so did bob)
i think that he secretly loves making spaghetti
Esp spaghetti Bolognese idk it just feels like a very Bob coded dish
When he serves the kids eggs and bacon he makes them a little smiley face AWWWH
Louise gave him a world’s okayest dad mug which he uses
Frequently
the glove compartment in the car has one of those flip through cd cases and it is just FULL of pirated cds lol
In his younger days he was a big fan of Levi’s jeans
He’s saved them all for when Gene is big enough to wear them
Or whichever of his other kids are interested ofc he doesn’t judge
Hates that Linda let’s the kids watch the thanksgiving day parade
He just thinks that it perpetuates the fact that thanksgiving has turned into a capitalist’s dream
“It’s the principle, Lin!”
Louise
One time Gloria gave her one of those sand animals (ykno the ones)
And now she can’t get enough of them
I also firmly believe that she never gets her ears pierced lol
But she was incredibly tempted to when she saw those spiky rainbow earrings in Clair’s
Secretly Louise fs enjoys linda and Gene’s spa days and facial routines and she often participates
Hair wrapped up in a towel, face mask and everything
when linda makes them all go on those loooong “short” hikes Louise occasionally finds a bone or two
Which she (incorrectly) bleaches and keeps in her room obvi
If it were up to her shoes would be a never
Loves the feeling of grass on her feet
When she was a toddler Linda would put her in those purple jelly sandals
Sensory hell for her
BEGS Bob and linda for a hamster or Guinea pig or ANYTHING but alas, fails miserably
Chronic frog catcher
Gene, who is terrified of frogs, hates it
genuinely the bane of his existence
she eventually upgrades the walkie talkies to further range ones
Bob one time went into a comic book store and found a gummo figurine and gave it to Louise and she loves it
But he did have to convince her to keep it in the box
“It could be worth A LOT one day Louise”
Louise got into rainbow loom
Not as a fun little hobby but as a black market business
frond caught her tho so rip that
As a “middle schooler” she collects anime figurines
the cute ones, not the sex ones
As well as horror movie figurines
When she was a kid she was obsessed with those light up shoes lmao
Personally I believe that Louise eventually needs braces for a couple years
But she convinces Bob and Linda that she loves/wants to keep her gap tooth so they get them removed early
Collects silly bands
Always covered in bandaids (but like, the colourful kind)
She eventually starts to paint her nails
Each finger is a dif colour
She likes to collect creepy porcelain dolls too
She’s a big collector, if you couldn’t tell
Paul frank t shirts for daaaayyyys
Big graphic novel/manga reader
She almost convinced Bob to let her get a frog
But again, gene
She hates socks but I firmly believe that she will wear tights/stockings if she absolutely has to
Has a few of bobs old band tees (gene has most of them)
Went through a phase where she constantly drew shit with chalk outside the restaurant
Some of it was cute, some of it was plans for world domination
Tina also gave her a little star necklace for her 13th bday and Louise literally never takes it off
(cuties pies)
Big graphic novel enjoyer
and im hoping this isn't too niche but she really enjoys courtney crumrin specifically
I may be projecting here a little tho bcs that was MY fav graphic novel when I was her age lmao
Gene
Has three tamagotchi pets that he keeps on a keychain that he keeps in his pockets/backpack
So. Many. Hawaiian shirts.
Loves super hero comics
Not a graphic novel fan though
Also likes collecting super hero action figures
Sour patch kids are his fav candie
Has the most narrow bed
has to sleep with a fan on at all times
not just cuz the noise makes his senses go brrr and helps him sleep
but because he is also a very sweaty boy
twinning with tina fr
Huge 80s vibe always
All of his pencils have bite marks all over them lol
Genes a nervous test taker
his palms get sweaty knees weak arms are heavy
on that note, he lowkey gets into rap
any rap: mumble, freestyle, mainstream
He wears his red converse until they literally falls of his feet
Has buttons and pins on all of his jackets/sweaters
Yugio fan??
Wears his white socks in the grass all the time
Drives linda CRAZY
Over alls are a staple in his wardrobe
same with flannel button ups
Bob thrifts Gene an acoustic guitar for his 14th bday
so he learns to play the guitar! He’s kind of a natural
okay so he's not THAT good but he's good enough
He also gets a cheap mini synth at some point and it replaces the casio just a little bit
Has to get braces and sticks to it
The bands are always funky colours, often in a rainbow order
Has a bunch of vintage Jean jackets
After his red converse finally fall apart he transfers to blue knock off converse with orange laces
Has at least three bags full of discount candy at all times
He went through a space phase so he’s got planet stickers on the wall by his bed
Gets a cassette player and tapes for his bday at some point
From Linda
And at some point thrifts himself doc martens
Obsessed with the muppets
Esp animal and janice
Lana stan
(Sorta)
Tons of bobs old band tees
becomes a SoundCloud rapper as a joke
But why is he lowkey good 😭
Gets a pink bike
“I’m cool bcs my mom says so”
Thrifts himself a cheapo electric guitar and covers it in stickers
Sounds like shit but tbh it works
Tina-Bina
When she was little Linda made her a canopy for her bed
It’s kinda patchy but that’s okay it suits her
Tortoise shell glasses become her jam in high school
Still has a classic black pair as a backup
Always worried
Has a notebook/journal on her at ALL TIMES
Multiple unicorn figures
And porcelain horses (from Linda ofc)
Her chariot doll stays on her desk and/or nightstand
Her room is a hot pink, not a baby pink lol
It’s a little obnoxious
Loves lip smacker
Never gets rid of her bangs
But she does grow her hair out a little bit past her shoulders
Thinks it makes her look older
Paul frank t shirts that she hands down to Louise over time
Emergency phone becomes her phone lol
She does put a horse sticker on the back and she loves it
MLP themes pencil case is the mlp think she owns
Most of her school supplies is horse related, tho
Lisa frank stickers
Likes the classic vintage my little pony dolls
“Ugh”
Horse shaped birthday cake
Teal nail polish when she’s feeling fancy
But she consistently has clear polish on
Makes Tina feel classy
She lowkey collects plastic farm animals lol
She read the perks of being a wallflower once and it became her whole personality for about two weeks
Blue collared shirts with jean shirts
Or an overall dress
Has a locket with a drawing of jerico that she made
She wears it pretty often lol
Jimmy jr’s school photo sits snugly on the other side
Loves 80s windbreakers
Her fav is blue with a yellow stripe across the shoulders
Star shaped barrette that Louise found for her on the sidewalk lmao
Called herself ‘ghost girl’ while she was pretending to be a so-called bad girl
Poofy 80s pink prom dress that’s passed down to her from Linda
Can write in cursive rlly well
So many unicorn plushies
Put beads on her shoe lacss
She has three blue t shirts with an embroidered rainbow on them
She loves them and wears them all the time
Enjoys playing solitaire
Still big into drinking coffee lol
Linda made her a pony keychain out of felt and she uses it as an accessory
i.e. hangs it off of her overall dress, belt loop, backpack, etc
swiftie?? she just vibes with the music so hard
esp folklore
"IM A MIRRORBALLLLL"
She's so sweet and relatable i just love Tina so much
#bob’s burgers#bob belcher#tina belcher#louise belcher#linda belcher#gene belcher#bobs burgers#bob’s burgers headcannon#fangirl#headcannons#i love bob so much#i love louis so much#i love tina#bobs burgers supremacy
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Random Yuurivoice Powerpuff Boys HCS
Was in a silly goofy mood (i was bored as shit-) so I came up with some headcanons for Yuuri's powerpuff boys <3
Alphonse:
He constantly rants on and on about how terrible black licorice is but behind closed doors he is om-nomming that shit UP same
He's Bi gender (real)
With that being said he actually wears the top from the boy toy stuff and a skirt quite often (slay king)
He's always wanted some sort of pet (mostly a cat) but the poor boy already has a bit of problems so he's just waiting at this point.
He actually needs glasses, like, needs them.
He is horribly near sighted but he's really stubborn so it took him up to his dilf years to actually wear some damn glasses-
He's a good cook, he's trash at baking and some breakfast but he has mastered other foods
But he still only makes kraft mac-n-cheese-
He has a HUGE squishmellow collection
A lot of them are set near his bed but he puts all his favorites on the bed (but don't tell them that ofc-)
This man 100% has everything you'd ever need for an at-home spa day just on hand all the time.
Like- he has a closet just dedicated to it <3
He played volleyball in middle school thru high-school that's why his ass is so thicc
At first he only played it because his parents wanted him to do a sport for at least a year and volleyball looked the easiest to him
Then he played again
And again
All the way up until he graduated hs
He's really good at it too
His attacks in vb are probably enough to turn someone into a donut- Rengoku?
Seth:
Lemme just say he made fun of Al for playing volleyball just bc-
(He still went to every game)
He was a theater kid you cannot convince me otherwise
He got all the lead roles once he got good
Every single time-
Y'know those little rubber band bracelets you can make? Yeah well he made matching ones for both him and Al when they where kids and he still wears it (Al does too btw)
And if he where to get all the shit he needed he'd make one for you too <3
GOLDEN. RETRIEVER.
I swear he is the definition of a Golden Retriever Boyfriend-
He will do absolutely anything for you babes
Oh, you're feeling too sad and tired to do anything today? Suddenly he slipped and he cleaned the entire house, did all the shopping, AND made you your favorite meal 🤷
Also, c u d d l e s
As I've stated before Seth is little spoon..
But he's also really warm somehow
Like no matter how cold it is outside he's still like a fucking heating pad-
So there's really no need for a blanket w/ him
You can tell when his emotions are heightened bc his accent will begin to slip
(I'm pretty sure that's happened in a lot of the actual videos-)
He's an amazing singer i will not argue with anyone on this-
Finn:
FLUTE HE PLAYS THE FLUTE-
EITHER THE FLUTE OR A CLARINET I'M NOT ARGUING ABT IT-
He really likes playing his instrument, when he's not at his flower shop or in his garden he's playing it
HELP BC ALL I CAN IMAGINE IS THIS MAJESTIC MF JUST SLAYING AWAY ON THE FLUTE AND I DIDNJ JUST- AAA-
He actually doesn't have a favorite flower, if you where to ask him he'd say a new one every time because he likes them all!
Though he thinks Red Spider Lillies are really beautiful to look at
They're not his favorite favorite but still
He has a bunny named 'Marguerite' or 'Maggie'
(This is what she looks like):
He always gets so worried when he has late nights at the shop bc like- what if his baby ran out of food or smth?
He has his attic all cleaned out so he can go up there to read or sketch in the sun/moonlight
Anyways that's all I have!
If you have any story ideas make sure you
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Do you have your own eah headcanons?
Hell yes I do, anon owo
But it's mostly abt the Charming siblings bc, y'know, Angst™
Anyways hahah
-Dex and Daring have white hair and I will die on this hill, but also, Daring's hair becoming more and more blond like King Charming's while Dex and Darling's stayed white with Dex dying his hair brown
-Dex doesn't like wearing his crown or smth, but at this point it also kinda serves as a headband since even w hair gel, his hair would still get on his eyes
-Dex is kinda protective of Darling tbh, their childhood was smth else™
-Honestly w this, since Darling was always locked up in a tower until she went to eah, I wanna say she's scared of heights and even getting locked in or tight spaces
-Rosabella first hand witnessed Darling go into a panic when she locked their dorm room's door for the first time, Darling took out a sword and swung it across the door going "I WILL NOT BE LOCKED INSIDE THIS TOWER ANYMORE!"
-After that, Rosabella stopped locking the doors, and instead asked one of her animal friends to guard it on the other side
-Dexter also asked Hunter to not lock their dorm room door, Hunter asked why, but he shrugged it off after seeing the uneasy look Dex had
-Daring is honestly fully and painfully aware about his father's neglect towards his other siblings, and he did try to make it up to them anyway he can, but sometimes his habit of looking into a mirror gets in the way
-When they were young, like I wanna say 12 maybe, since Darling was always locked in the highest tower, and Daring was being groomed by their father, Dexter would try to get to Darling. Climbing up Grimm knows how many sets of stairs just to get to his sister
-He would try and break the door, Darling would too, which resulted in both their hands being scarred as fuck
-Thats how Darling learned how to punch, really, but with Dex, it came with a price and his hands would often tremble after hours upon hours of trying to break the wooden door that's keeping him from seeing his sister
-Dex would sometimes sleep in the tower too, leaning in on the door while he and Darling share stories, or rather, he tells her stories and promises her one day he's going to get her out of the tower
-Darling would lean in close, it's always nice to have company in the tower, but she misses her brothers, she misses Dexter the most, and she wanted to get out too
-Sometimes when their attempts on breaking the door fails, Darling could hear Dexter cry his heart out as he slams his fists on the door
-When King and Queen Charming found out about what Dexter did, they forbade him for every seeing his sister and locked Darling in a higher tower and had guards at the bottom of it so Dexter wouldn't sneak in again
-And hey, y'know, it's been years and finally the twins are together again, but that experience really took a toll on both of them
-Now they always try to look after the other, even Daring's looking after them now
-Daring promised he'd be a better brother now, he's always in their business and going on how proud he is of them, and it'd make him happy seeing them accept the compliment and knowing someone in their family really was proud of them despite it all
-But also, that hurting him because at first the twins didn't even accept it, or maybe they were shocked that he said he was proud of em, and hey, he's no that dense, he knows what shit their parents did, and he always beat himself up for not really standing up for his siblings
-On a lighter note, I wanna say that Daring can still turn to a beast and was starting to like that form too that sometimes he'd stay in that form bc he just can
-And he loves hugging Dex and Darl when he's in that form bc he can really huh both of them at once and hey, he's fluffy, who wouldn't love that hahah
Ah but yeah that's all for now ig hahah
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y'know...i always knew the collector wasn't going to be the main villain, the big bad guy. because he's just a little kid. he doesn't understand mortality or friendship or wrongdoing. all he needed really was someone to give him a hand, to offer genuine friendship, to teach him about all this shit. and tbh....considering he's like a god, it made sense for them to not understand any of this. the collector was just a little kid who didn't want to be abandoned again, who didn't want to lose a friend again
even when he was trying to have 'revenge' he didn't want to like kill eda, king and luz. he was trying to "teach them a lesson" through play pretend bc he wanted them to understand him, not to kill them as belos was trying to convince them to
belos was always going to be the big bad guy, and how fitting. also belos possessing the isles??? wasn't really a huge twist, it was a really popular theory, and it made so much sense, and it was satisfying to watch
i like how at the end of s2/start of s3, the collector is framed as the one villain they'll have to defeat. and then you realize this little guy is not the real threat. he was dealt with relatevely easily. but belos? that's the guy that was set to be the villain since the start. and he just kept on trying. he was so obsessed with destroying everyone in the BI that he kept trying even when he was barely human, even when he was mostly a pile of goo that wouldn't even have a life anymore after succeding if he did succeed on his mission
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👑 and magic wand! (I can't find the wand emoji)
👑To which High King of the Noldor do you owe your allegiance? Why would you offer them your fealty?
Gil-Galad, reasoning here :)
(magic wand bc my browser needs to update) You can change how one (1) Big Event goes down in the Silm - either in favor of something in HoME or something you made up. What happens instead? Tell us the cool stuff!
aw man there are so many.
There was something that came out of a typo I made in Partake where a friend and I were discussing -- what if Himring hadn't fallen and Maedhros had stayed there well into the Second Age? Himring's a big city and technically it wouldn't be that defensible without the rest of the support of the siege line, so we got to talking about which other land might be smart for Maedhros to retake in order to support Himring (mostly on a food scale bc let's face it nothing is growing over there). Seems like the best case scenario would be Himlad. That begs the question: who's managing Himlad?
I mean you have the unsexy boring option of "obviously Maglor" -- but there's also the possibility of Celebrimbor. But there's the very sexy possibility later on of Elrond and Elros being stationed as lords of Himlad and now that this little brainworm has been placed in my gray matter I can't stop thinking about it. There is an obvious political factor -- E&E holding Himlad for M&M would certainly make some heads roll. But also I love the themes of them "inheriting" Himlad - which was originally held by Celegorm. Y'know, the guy that's responsible for the death of Dior and Elured and Elurin.
This leaves the possibility too of Elrond having a claim to Himlad and Himring post the death of Mae and the disappearance of Maglor, providing these two lands are still around and functioning at that time which like due to the whole sinking of Beleriand thing they're not really IIRC but providing they are, or at the very least the people who had belonged to those lands are and would be loyal to Elrond as their liege lord... it adds even more political weight/mess to Elrond's claim to High King of the Noldor and subsequent appointment as Gil-Galad's herald.
It just makes things very Interesting and I am Thinking About It.
#I just think it's a neat idea#idk if I have the Silm knowledge or the energy to write any kind of AU for that but it sure has me Thinking#Elrond#Maedhros#Elros#the silmarillion
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Tagged by @so-many-fandoms-so-little-life thank you!!
You've tagged a fellow asexual, so this list is mostly based on how much time I spent staring at these characters when they first appeared on screen because pretty men are a big weakness for me
(Also there are only 5 instead of 10 and no gifs because I'm doing this at work oops)
10 5 BL Characters That I Want Carnally (but only in theory)
Kim (KinnPorsche) played by Jeff Satur
I would do anything for Jeff, also Kim is a perfect example of the fine line between feral and simp and I'm here for it
Sky (Love In The Air) played by Peat Wasuthorn
He's the prettiest boy in the whole cast, I said what I said
Tay (KinnPorsche) played by Us Nititorn
The amount of time I spent looking at this man when he first appeared on screen is insane. Also his outfit in the gun range scene with the net shirt changed me psychologically I fear
King (Bed Friend) played by Net Siraphop
He's pretty and he knows it, I would've folded instantly if I was Uea tbh
Ray (Only Friends) played by Khaotung Thanawat
I've never watched this show but this man is very pretty and squishy and I'm a big fan of both
In conclusion, I think my taste in men is squishy twinks who have better skincare routines than me, and y'know what I'm okay with that
I'm also not tagging anyone else bc I don't know anyone who watches who hasn't already been tagged
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okay so a whole of 5 people (and then myself so i could see the results) have answered yes to the poll SO. we'll start with the strange ones and work our way backward
(p.s. it feels important to preface this by saying first of all it's 3 in the morning and i've been working on this post for the better part of an hour and have gotten sidetracked several times during it so i'm not sure this is at all sensical to anyone but me lol . i MIGHT try and clean it up a little and make it a little more comprehensible at some point, but i make no promises.
second of all this very much so blurs the lines of just straight factual canon BUT i think most of it is reasonable to assume in turn with real canon. but also please keep in mind im working on a reboot of the trilogy and may have gotten some of THAT canon mixed up in there so please take this with a grain of salt lol.)
my little reason why ; lisa hannigan (steven universe)
dimitri about the cooper gang i think. admittedly this one is mostly just about vibes and the last lines* but it makes me Emotion so you get it anyway. i can also see this as the panda king just less so
*"My little reason why / You make me want to try / Loving you"
rambling in-depth breakdown/analysis below the cut ! for being a spur of the moment association bc i thought about dimitri with this stuck in my head, it works surprisingly well <3
er. to me anyway.
so im gonna talk about this like it was written for this intended purpose and like it's all just a big metaphor even though it most certainly was not lol
"Cold palace walls / And endless empty halls / Haunted by echoes of laughter"
metaphorically about the klaww gang. like they were a TEAM sure but i doubt they really liked each other, y'know? i cant imagine bison and the contessa putting up w dimitri any more than they have to.
i take the "haunted by echoes of laughter" in part as dimitri being like the outcast of the Klaww Gang so the others are laughing but dimitri himself is not, hence the haunting and the echoes. but that's not CANON canon so like who's to say. but i think it's not a far fetch all things considered. but the halls could very well be haunted by echoes of laughter post-klaww bust where they've been disbanded if that's more your jive!
"You gave the pull / And suddenly they're full / You've thrown the gates open after you"
continuing with the Palace is a Metaphor For Teams thing im doing presumably the "you" is sly & the rest of the cg! the halls are full and the gates are open because they actually like care about each other and don't view each other as means to an end. i point out sly specifically bc he's. well. the leader of the team (or at least who you would assume as the leader at a first glance but that's a ramble for another day) and also bc he's the one who talks to dimitri first.
and probably the first one to like befriend him but that's blurring out of factual canon. but if you want to continue blurring those lines then "throwing the gates open" could be read as like. if sly's the first one to get comfortable with him presumably that's going to encourage the others to as well so it goes from work acquaintances -> work acquaintances and sly -> friends/found family
"And swept in with the throng / Comes this wonderful song"
okay this part i dont have much for i was honestly just gonna put it with the last part or the next part lol BUT it could be framed as dimitri's redemption* arc of sorts . like i said i have the least abot this and is there a mouse above me hold on
(it was not. leaving that though 'cause it's funny.)
anyway. like i said i have not a lot about this part and less that's actually fit into just straight canon but like consider it as dimitri swept into the throng and the wonderful song being. well in a literal sense the next few lines. but also in a less concrete way metaphorical heart singing about finally fitting in in a team that doesn't suck ass you know. like i said not very solid. but it makes me Feel Things so.
"My little reason why / I'll never make you cry / Oh, I have got the sweetest things to tell you every day"
again more about his redemption* arc. something about not making them cry anymore bc he's not a sucky dude anymore. my gay found family heart says it's about the found familyness .
also the "sweetest things to tell" is just him getting comfortable enough with the crew to infodump about boats /j
in a more serious sense (though not by much) i cannot imagine a world in which he does not talk a very much. so i am sure he does certainly say a lot of sweet things every day . and again i can't imagine the klaww gang putting up with him beyond the necessities so i imagine he says a lot more sweet things to the cg than he did to them but as is to be expected with me that is Blurring the Lines still so .
"My little reason why / You make me want to try / Loving you"
again with the redemption* arc . still blurring my lines here but i'm sure if the klaww gang weren't fond of each other than dimitri is definitely not going into the cg with high hopes . but as he bonds with them he learns that they don't suck actually. so he's coming out of his metaphorical shell (sorry bentley) as he learns that the cooper gang is not just a team or "cold palace walls and endless empty halls" but they're like actually friends/family. so he can try to (platonically, in case you couldn't tell)** love them.
*redemption played fast and loose here bc he is still definitely part of a team of master thieves and therefore still on the unredeemed side of the law but redeemed as in working with sly/the protagonists, ya dig? of course ya dig.
**no offense to everybody who ships him with people in the cg thi just personally reads found family to me and i just want to make that clear lol .
#i've got no idea if this makes any sense at all but i really like the idea so. <3#you get to deal w it smiley face#also OUR dimitri helped with this so it's basically canon /j (system shenanigans)#our sly ALSO says it's canon so it is like. double canon. that's how that works no? - dimitri#[soliloqueue]#[toe tappin']#<- that will be our tag for all further ramblings of the musical variety ! filter accordingly#or don't ! maybe you're like me and u enjoy it lol#sly cooper#dimitri lousteau#does this count as a long post ?#apologies if it does i suppose#sly 3 honor among thieves#Spotify
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sorry this is from a few days ago but i still wanna do the ask meme ;3
🤡✨🧠🎢
(I love the perpetual 3-5 business days ADHD delay on both our sides<3) read moreing bc I refuse to shut up<3
🤡 What’s a line, scene, or exchange you’ve written that made you laugh?
A lot! A lot of the time writing is providing entertainment for myself, and I often make myself laugh tbh! But I have no clue if anyone else finds it funny, mostly bc what feedback I get on things being funny often differ from what I laugh at 🥴 the one I can point to (and will again later in this post) is the goat-wrestling scene in always be this close. I also think all the banter in Morning Routines is funny. There's a shit ton of fun stuff in my wips, but I'm coming back to those.
(unrelated, I just discovered I've on two different occasions, months apart, written the exact same line of dialogue, which is Alberto saying "stop complaining and put your dick in my mouth". The more you know)
✨ Give you and your writing a compliment. Go on now. You know you deserve it. 😉
ouhhhhh uhhhhhh I think I'd say dialogue is one of my strong suits... I think? It's what drives most of my writing, and, while I feel like I'm always making the boys more and more OOC with every iteration, I guess that's one of the things that makes people find my fics in character. Maybe??? I dunno??? (honestly this is the worst kind of question bc for all I know I'm WAY off base). When I first am able to suppress my shame, I think the porn I write is fun and hot (but, y'know, it's 100% self-indulgent and to my tastes since it's a drop in the ocean from my personal spank bank, so again, nervous to state it for a fact)
🧠 Pick a character, and I’ll tell you my favorite headcanon for them.
given how I've rotated these blorbos so relentlessly in an endless drier for 14 months, there are sooooo many, and very few that are fixed in stone tbh. I more go through phases with headcanons, tbh! and I'm getting sleepy, maybe I'll come back and do a separate post if I remember anything special 😴
I can share that one of my current headcanon obsessions is Alberto in a skin tight short tennis dress though. I have this one in mind, bc that was the one that inspired it when a friend of a friend borrowed it to wear and he's a short'n'stout king who's dummy thicc and looked absolutely incredible wearing it. Hopefully I might draw and at some point post ... maybe in a sketch dump along with the two-three other pieces that are just "Alberto on his knees, thighs spread, soft lil tummy out, in cute outfits" hehe
🎢 Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride?
I think always be this close with the Alberto almost getting himself severely damaged in a goat-wrestling match is the wildest. The rest of my fics are either just shameless porn or shameless fluff or writing-for-writing-practice's sake - I rarely write any plots or scenes that get wild. Honestly babe my wildest rides are still wips 😭 and I can't decide on just one so this is almost a ranking
#1 is probably the "discovering Luca's dick glows under the blacklight when they're getting nasty in a club bathroom" which also includes Alberto joking about Luca being into scat (or maybe it's on the cutting room floor) and jokes about dolphins being depraved creatures and Luca's dick trying to fuck Alberto's ear and Luca having a laughing fit over Alberto looking like he's playing a flute while sucking his dick and Luca delighted to discover Alberto likes having his mouth stuffed with his tail. this fic is honestly like 80% done and has been for almost a year, I'm just eternally struggling but I did my once-every-four-month casual perusing and re-discovered that it's a lot of fun and I wanna finish it
the also-80%-done "Luca tries casting himself in a porn" fic. It got away from me and now includes smut and is, oops, 12k. It's not as overtly wild, but I think it's funny, I think it'll be finished soon-ish, and I hope y'all will find it funny, too. If nothing else, laugh at me pls<3
the one doc just titled "train wrecks" which is 3am, Luca in the club spotting Alberto and going
Luca pretends he's so blackout drunk he's forgotten where he lives so Alberto will take him home, and the rest honestly is just the dumbest banter. Highlights include likening Alberto's dick to a Christmas present, joking about Luca time travelling to groom Alberto to give him even more daddy issues, Alberto calling Luca a bird furry for leaving old food bits in his mouth during makeouts, and a lot more that'd take too much context to explain. but besides being a lot of dumb funny shit what I like about it is exploring the kind of surprising honesty and delightful rudeness you get with complete strangers. I think my fav moment is them small talking to get to know each other more, Luca talks some about his mom being overbearing and a pain in the ass, then when Alberto talks about his parental situation Luca just goes "fuck you, you can’t let me complain about all that stupid shit and then tell me that" and, after Alberto tells details about his dad and Luca offers sympathies, Alberto in return goes "no, fuck you, that sympathy is for your own bad conscience, not me". This one is a lot less finished, due to being mostly dialogue, and needing three sex scenes (and counting maybe???) written out lmao
sandbox is pretty much eternally on hold, but some out of context highlights include:
Alberto's literal "anyways, here's Wonderwall" moment
everyone calling Luca a slut
Giulia calling Alberto "young dumb and full of cum
Luca repeatedly having to tell Alberto off for quoting memes in bed
Alberto's graphic Shrek t-shirt collection
Luca skipping class to suck a guy off during a matiné showing of a war drama
Lorenzo giving Daniela chlamydia when they were young
Luca accusing his parents of being in a swingers arrangement with Giulia's parents
Alberto: recites Luca's Starbucks order - Luca:
(that's not a joke btw it's literal actual canon)
okay I'm done will sleep now ty for letting me ramble @ u ! 🥰
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so i made another au.........
this ones a roleswitch one
character-role they take
flowey-papyrus
papyrus-sans
sans-toriel
toriel-napstablook
napstablook-mettaton
mettaton-alphys
alphys-asriel
undyne and chara swap
asgore stays the same
frisk tries to help out everyone but i mostly metta's lab assistant
everyone else gets minor design and maybe personality changes
story:
once upon a time, two races ruled over earth, humans and monsters. one day, war broke between the two races. the humans were victorious and they sealed the monsters underground. they say that those who climb mt. ebott never come back. that is because they fall into the underground. monsters don't feel any resentment towards humans, though. no, they welcome every human with joy. humans are very treasured in the underground. in fact, the current leader of the royal guard is a human. but that's a different story. if you'd like, i could tell you...
long ago, the two kings lived together happily with their two best friends. it was all so fun and amazing. until one day, both of thee kings' friends got sick. they did all they could to try to save them, but with one of the two being the royal scientist and the best and one of the only doctors of the underground, it was almost impossible. ultimately, the two died, and the underground seemed much quieter and sadder. but life goes on, and even if you miss the ones lost, you must always remember the good times with a smile and don't get caught up in the past. alright kid, it was nice talkin' to ya, but i gotta get going. kingly duties y'know?
(the introduction is narrated by sans ^)
stuff abt the characters:
this au is mostly for fluff tbh
let's begin by talking about the two idiots that live in snowdin.
so flowey and paps are two best friends and roommates who cause chaos in snowdin town. paps hasn't changed much, besides being much more laid back when it comes most stuff and being a bit less childish. on the other side, flowey is more childish than before, but is still the same chaotic little flower who wants to see the world burn (but he doesn't really wish death upon anyone unless they deserve it). he was never asriel, he was born a flower monster. also these two have very obvious crushes on each other but are both too oblivious to realise and too scared to tell each other.
frisk is just a human who fell down to the underground and just kinda became friends with everyone. they like to help people and they admire chara a lot. they're best friends with monster kid (who still has the same role btw) and they're very goofy and love to joke around, even tho they can be serious if needed.
chara is another human that fell down and somehow ended up becoming thee captain of the royal guard after undyne's death. they are literally so cool what else can i say abot them.
tori just kinda chills inthe ruins. she lives in the same house as the original game and is still the caretaker of the ruins. she also has a snail racing business in waterfall. she's very good friends with sans and they cook together a lot. they're besties your honor <3. she gets along well with everyone else and she's kind of like a motherly figure to almost everyone who's younger than her.
metta was the former star of the underground, but after alphys' death, he became a bit more depressed. he's fine tho. kind of. he decided to take the role of royal scientist because he knew a lot of stuff from alphys and he was interested in it. he really misses her, but he's trying his best to move on. he was able to repair a body alphys made that was similar to his, which he gave to his cousin blooky, who is now the new star of the underground. he's become much more secluded and less scoial, but he still has a lot of friends and his past fame still sort of lingering. blooky is trying their best to cheer him up.
sans and asgore are happily married, no angst here bc i said so. sans goes to the ruins everyday to see if any humans fell down and to hang out with the monsters there who are usually lonely. he'd be the first monster you'd meet if you fell down to the underground, but im still not sure if i want to make a human that goes through the whole underground undertale style or not. asgore is the same as always, but a bit less depressed cuz he has a great husband who always cheers him up :D
undyne and alphys are fucking dead. thats it. if i were to do the human thing i said earlier, they'd probably show up at the end of the pacifist route to thank you for freeing the monsters. idk what else to say
i dont even have a name for this au. it just started cuz i had the thought of flowey with papyrus' personality and it just spiraled into this. help me...
#undertale#undertale au#undertale aus#pls help me name this au#ill post some sketches i made of the designs later 👍
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HC EGG HCS (w/ @god-of-identity )
general:
-they don't actually mouth the words, they just open their mouths and the sounds play from somewhere within them
-they love cuddle piles
specifics--
greggs:
-repeat words they hear like parrots
-mostly say their name like pokemon
-also repeat any swear word for a week like toddlers
-easy to tell if someone's been in grians base bc they will repeat words/phrases like "why hello there" and "sweetfaces"
-grian gets back to his base one time and they keep calling him brian
-they also imitate mob noises (hiss like creepers, gurgle like drowned)
-essentially vocal stim, can get stuck in an echolalia loop as a group
-any time scar is in mild danger they do the grian "scar no" yell
-mumbo logs back on and they don't stop saying "goodness me" and "chuffed to bits" in his voice for at least a week
-they start imitating tangos custom horns at one point
-he talks to them about build ideas and they repeat random words back (he says it helps the creative process)
doc eggs:
-scream like goats unprompted
-will headbutt you for attention, sometimes causing knock back
-help him get into tight spots with redstone
-doc tells them about redstone and they listen
-scar teaches them how to say "i am goat" which is the only real words they say
-at first they say it in scars voice but learn to say it in docs
wels eggs:
-have tiny swords (basically toothpicks) that they use to stab people in the ankles when they want attention or smth
xisuma eggs:
-glue angry cardboard cutout eyebrows to their helmets when upset
-sounds like a tape recorder when speaking/replaying sounds
jevin eggs:
-bounce around like baby slimes
iskall eggs:
-make grossed out noises when they see diorite
-bdubs is offended when they come near his tower
-isksll gives them flint and steel which they use to try and burn diorite. everyone is upset about this
bdubs eggs:
- usually at least one sticks with ren to protect the king, y'know?
-one follows etho into exile to keep him company
stress eggs:
-usually either planting flowers or causing problems, often both at the same time
scar eggs:
-follow people around in lines like ducklings
-often fall off things. they don't take fall damage but they still give people heart attacks when they fall
-have an infinite supply of elven kisses
-love to ride on and cuddle with jellies
-scar makes them bows so they can hotguy people. everyone is upset about this
-they shoot people and then yell "hOtGuY" in scars voice
impulse eggs:
-they were hatched before his skin change so when he became a dwarf they got matching haircuts and he made them all tiny dwarf outfits
pearl eggs:
-various species of aliens
-constantly abducting mobs or anyone who looks like a mob (this can sometimes mean other eggs or players), and bring them to pearls base
-they can walk on walls and the ceiling and can levitate
-they can communicate telepathically
xb eggs:
-don't talk too much but are great listeners
-are often used as rubber ducks
-will play hide and seek in keralis' megabase
joe eggs:
-he reads poetry and occasionally fanfic to them
-sometimes cleo eggs tag along
-the eggs will just randomly play back snippets of what he's read to them
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