A little gift for @bizarrelittlemew, one of the kindest and strongest people in the crew 💜 if you haven't read her heartwrenching fic Five Birthdays and a Funeral, you haven't lived 💜

Here's a sun dappled Stede at a picnic, charming his way into Ed's heart with star facts and definitely not booty shorts, Lucius, they're a perfectly reasonable length!

steddyhands at the airport

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stede and ed are happy that everything eventually worked out and izzy realizes that he doesn't mind holding hands in public anymore

i ❤️ old man yaoi

Snippets of the college au

Izzys the one everyone thinks is a bad influance because hes a little angry emo but hes actually the only one that has the slightest disire to graduate

Hes also the worst teatcher ever and will let his boyfriends lead him astray from his homework

When you start to look like your boyfriend

One of the biggest challenges about writing a modern OFMD AU is you might be really tempted to send Stede to therapy. Especially if you're writing a fluffier piece, access to therapy and the Internet will help Stede realize he's a flaming homosexual and get on better footing with himself before he even meets Ed, allowing you to bypass many of their canon struggles as your Stede will be in a better position to actually use his words and communicate with his boyfriend.

However. It will also cause issues. And the biggest issue is that your Stede will now know Therapy Vocabulary and it will add an immediate +25% modifier to his Insufferable stat.

Ed will be crying and having a bad time and Stede will sit down with him, hold him close, kiss his sweet face, and then say "don't worry Ed. You're experiencing something us mental health experts call a Symptom 😔"

Bit Rhys Darby and Taika from Next Goal Wins Exclusive Featurette!

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@p1013 this is still a WIP. Color will eventually happen, but for now, happy belated birthday

I spent way too long on this but I love it. Inspired by this post

Modern AU Ed and Stede continue to be the centre of attention on every red carpet.

Part 2

I have no idea what corner of my brain this idea crawled out of, but it won't leave me alone, so here it is.

A modern AU where Ed and Stede go to a Halloween party or maybe they're both hard-core Hobbit fans and they go to a convention, but either way, they cosplay as Thorin and Bilbo.

I mean, hear me out...

new trailer fucked me up but i can't wait to see everyone put "ed paints miniatures" into their fanfics from now on

no one asked but i have many thoughts on what steddy hands would watch on tv

Ed is the type to watch whatever is on, the prime consumer of shitty daytime television, loves soap operas and he goes around updating everyone on what happened (he’s been banned from watching jackass tho, had to sneak over to jack’s to watch it) also is a big fan of Ridiculousness

Stede is a pbs enjoyer, a food network connoisseur, and an hgtv fiend (Ed gets concerned when he catches Stede watching Fixer Upper— which Stede simply calls “Chip and Joanna”— bc that means he gonna start trying his own home improvement projects) he also likes a good sitcom and game show (he got Izzy into Jeopardy and now they compete)

Izzy doesn’t watch much but he did watch Breaking Bad as it was coming out and because it was really the only thing he watched that meant Stede and Ed would have to give up the tv to let him watch it (they would stay to watch with him and would grow increasingly alarmed meanwhile Izzy just sits there in silence only occasionally laughing at scenes like the bathtub scene or whispering under his breathe “fucking stupid” then after the episode is over he just gets up and leaves Ed and Stede on the couch baffled— ofc they’re all sucked into the show by the end but Stede stands firm that he hates all the characters)

Zoom call with your gay uncles. They’re happy that you got accepted at uni

Izzy and Stede at a gay bar

Izzy: *hands Stede a quarter*

Stede: what’s this?

Izzy: condom machine’s in the bathroom. Go on.

Stede: you mean this baR, A WELL KNOWN HOOKUP SPOT AND PILLAR OF GAY NIGHTLIFE, ISN’T GIVING OUT FREE CONDOMS? let me talk to the maNAGER THIS IS ABOUT COMMUNITY SAFETY –!!

Izzy: so….. you don’t want to fuck, then? Typical.

Our Flag Means Death modern AU where the crew of the Revenge is a DnD party, and Stede is their (sort of competent) DM. Most of his campaigns are silly and fun, and the crew is sort of torn on it. Most of them expected something dark, but ended up loving it (and Jim discovered that they're nonbinary through playing)

Ed was in another table at the same place the crew played, along with Izzy, Ivan and Fang (and Jack at some point but he left because nobody liked him lmao). Most of their campaigns are dark and gruesome, and Ed is fucking bored of it, but he stays because Izzy is his best friend. By coincidences of life, Izzy meets Stede and sees his silly little campaign, so when he goes back he's all like gossiping about it with Fang and Ivan, and Ed hears about it, so he immediately tries to talk to Stede and join his campaign (and ropes Izzy into it as well because why not)

Cue Ed very clumsily flirting with Stede (and Stede finding out that he's insanely gay because of it)