@p1013 this is still a WIP. Color will eventually happen, but for now, happy belated birthday

I invented an evil, evil man and then i drew him.

His name is Adam, he is modern!stedes evil boyfriend, and Ed is going to save Stede from him.

Just thought you all should know

rip ed teach you would’ve loved wearing warm clothes fresh out of the dryer

ok hello tumblr :3 idk where to get started posting here but here's some stuff i still like that i did for the #happyedizzyweek event on twitter early this year

More bikie au nonsense ❤️

Jim was raised by a pit stop nun to be gods greatest mechanic and avenge the street racing crash that killed their family. Stede keeps track of everyone’s birthdays on a bike sticker. The secret library in his engine has somehow not caught on fire.

Image description under cut!

[ID: Drawing dump of an our flag means death modern bikie au.

1. Ed, with full beard and loose hair in a spiked biker jacket with a kraken patch on the shoulder, crouches next to Stede’s motorcycle, staring with fascination into a secret compartment he just opened. His nails are painted black. Stede, wearing a simple blue button down and gray trousers, is standing behind him with a smile and leaning over to speak. He says, “I had to downsize the engine to make room, but I think it was the right move.” Dazzled by his brilliance, Ed responds, “fucking mental…” Stede’s bike has the shape of a Harley but is clearly custom and painted bright teal. The metal nameplate on the fuel tank dubs it “The Revenge” and the rest is covered in various stickers including one of Mary’s lighthouse, a peace sign, a list of the crew’s birthdays, a smiley face, a pink one that says “I brake 4 birds” and a green one that says “excuse my kiwi attitude.” There is also a pride sticker and a small mountain sticker on the steering fork and a kiwi (the bird) sticker on the right handlebar. Mounted on the headlight is a small wooden unicorn. We can see some stickers on the other side from where Ed has lifted the secret compartment, including a pink heart and a large sticker of a stack of books with a second “ssh!” Speech bubble sticker to the side of it. Each handle has dangling yellow tassels.

2. Ed, mirrored sunglasses pushed to the top of his head, grins excitedly at Karl (a black breasted buzzard) standing on top of Button’s helmeted head. Buttons, in his usual impassive straight-backed manner, tells him, “Karl sends his warm regards.” He is wearing a long-sleeved beige shirt, jeans, gray fingerless gloves, and a denim vest covered in actual buttons of various sizes and colors. His plain gray helmet (no visor) is covered in scratches from Karl’s claws.

3. Jim crouching and looking to the side suspiciously. They are wearing ripped jeans, brown boots, fingerless brown leather gloves, a gold cross necklace, and a grease-stained once-white shirt under a faded blue mechanic’s button-up that says “Jim” on the breast. In the breast pocket is a grease-stained rag, and they are holding a socket wrench like a knife.

4. Ed, wearing Stede’s blue button up, gray trousers, and black tie, is grinning excitedly and dramatically gesturing to Stede with both arms. Stede, sliding into the scene, looks equally excited. He is wearing Ed’s leather pants, fingerless gloves, mirrored sunglasses, and leather jacket zipped up over a bare chest.

5. Izzy, wearing a black tee shirt tucked into jeans, a spiked leather vest, one right glove, black choker, and ring on a necklace, stands angrily with his fists clenched at his side. In his left hand is a knife. His right arm has a rope tattoo wrapped around it that turns into a snake, as well as a cursive “Daddy” on his bicep. His left bicep is wrapped in a bleeding barbed wire tattoo. Someone has put a birthday hat on his head. Teeth clenched around a scowl as confetti rains down on him, Izzy growls, “I fookin hate this.”

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steddyhands at the airport

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stede and ed are happy that everything eventually worked out and izzy realizes that he doesn't mind holding hands in public anymore

Picture it: Bad boy motorbiker Ed being super keen to strip off all of his black and leather for his new friend, the delightfully colourful and dapper Vespa scooting Stede, who is equally delighted to find his very special undies (and even more so what's under them 💜)

Was using this crack prompt from @queerinigo / @cakewith50oranges as a warm up (got tentacles on the brain 🐙) and it got away from me. I have some super sexy stuff being cooked up behind the scenes 🥵

(I know someone came up with the idea of seamen-demon for Ed as a tramp stamp and I can't find that art or remember who it was, so if you recognise it, tag me so I can credit)

i ❤️ old man yaoi

snapshots from my ofmd ouizzy modern au 💛🖤

Snippets of the college au

Izzys the one everyone thinks is a bad influance because hes a little angry emo but hes actually the only one that has the slightest disire to graduate

Hes also the worst teatcher ever and will let his boyfriends lead him astray from his homework

It's always funny to me how people give Modern!AU Izzy these real cool jobs like surgeon or chef or rock star or big, impressive CEO of an unnamed company doing unnamed trade.

Modern Izzy is, at best, a manager of Walgreens that nobody respects. He eats ramen that he microwaves in the backroom. He yells about teenagers loitering in the parking lot. He has a specific cash register that no one else is allowed to use because they'll mess up his settings. He sabotaged the PA system and plays music from a second-hand phone from a company that might have never existed. He will eat product off the shelf but write up anybody else who does. He wears a lanyard with fourty six keys attached to it. For some reason, he's wearing dress shoes. Sometimes when it's raining, he'll go stand in the parking lot to get soaked. He lives with two roommates (Ed and Jack) who are never home, are possibly fucking (they are) and are absolutely never doing their chores. He watches the camera live feeds from his apartment and calls in to berate any employees who aren't working hard enough. He definitely says "if you have time to lean, you have time to clean." He let a stray cat live in the manager's office. He gives quarterly performance reviews and never ranks anyone about a 3 outta 5.

He makes 15 dollars an hour.

When you start to look like your boyfriend

One of the biggest challenges about writing a modern OFMD AU is you might be really tempted to send Stede to therapy. Especially if you're writing a fluffier piece, access to therapy and the Internet will help Stede realize he's a flaming homosexual and get on better footing with himself before he even meets Ed, allowing you to bypass many of their canon struggles as your Stede will be in a better position to actually use his words and communicate with his boyfriend.

However. It will also cause issues. And the biggest issue is that your Stede will now know Therapy Vocabulary and it will add an immediate +25% modifier to his Insufferable stat.

Ed will be crying and having a bad time and Stede will sit down with him, hold him close, kiss his sweet face, and then say "don't worry Ed. You're experiencing something us mental health experts call a Symptom 😔"

[ID: 1. Modern Stede and Ed stand in a Lush store by a bath bomb display. Ed, dressed in a leather jacket and jeans, lurches back in surprise, cheeks red, as Stede comes up to him wearing a black Lush apron. Smiling politely, Stede says, "Oh, hello! Can I help you find anything?" A little heart pulses out from Ed's chest. 2. Later, Ed sits on a black leather couch next to Izzy against a wall covered in knick-knacks. Izzy, wearing a black tee shirt and jeans, leans back with his arms crossed, glaring into the distance. "So that's why you spent $240 on fookin soap?" Ed, wearing a graphic biker shirt, jeans, and knee brace with his bad knee propped up on an ottoman, is smiling down at a sparkly purple soap in his hands with shiny eyes and red cheeks. A paper bag full of more soaps and sundries sits beside his foot. He replies distractedly "Stede said this one was his favorite," with a heart. /end ID]

For the July #AsACrew Challenge Day 21: Yummy Soap

✨️Shine bright like a diamond ✨️

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