#milk + dark choccy = good
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I just wanted to say that your art and your fic are divine, and I'm obsessed every time you post. 😭🫶 Huge, adoring fan. Thank you for sharing Clora and all your work with us.
AA TY APPLIN💖💖😭😭i love your posts too and your top quality memes BAHHA also the amount of stuff you write for the fandom?? i am on my knees you have done us all a SERVICE🧎♀️🧎♀️i unfortunately havent read anything yet bc i wanna be done with my fic before i do, but im looking forward to the backlog of stuff ill be able to read from so many ppl in the fandom once i am💕🙏 THANK U AGAIN💖
@limonnitsa LMFAOO THIS IS SO TRUE DAMN, IT WASNT EVEN INTENTIONAL, EVEN MY USERNAME HAS LIGHT/DARK THEMES...OMG
CHOCOLATE MILK THE GOAT💯💯💯ey gurl can i be the choccy to ur milky😏😏😏👉👉👉
is 4 me...?😳👉👈
AND AW TYY🥺 IM GLAD U THINK SO💖💖 i am always happy to serve and keep fuelling the delulu seb train, for as long as my hyperfixation fuels me💪✏️
ngl this entire month of april has honestly been pretty meh and ive been in kinda a rough place mentally BUT im going to my moms at the beginning of may so hopefully bein around family and stuff will help🙏ty for asking tho and i hope ur doin good as well!!
IM ALSO GLAD U THINK SO/LIKE CLORA💖😭it makes me die a little inside whenever i see someone say shes my self insert bc we could NOT be any more different in both looks/personality and i rly tried to make her her own person...but damn i wish i was gentle and demure like her but NAH BITCH IM LOUD AND GREEK AND ANNOYING AF bAHAHA🤪 and i also think shes the perfect match for seb and for me SO THANK YOU AGAIN LMAO😇💖 @cloudnessvi
#ask#i think ive just been too chronically online LMAO chillin with my family will be good...also want my mommys cooking#meats too expensive to buy for me but u better believe im gonna be like MOTHER!! CAN YOU GRILL ME 10 STEAKS PLEASE!! I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE#SO THANK YALL THE NICE MESSAGES THEY MEAN A LOT💖😭
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plate of primes
read on ao3
x
women love me, fish fear me. did
you know my brother fucked a fish
once? he’d call me a sinner but i
know i’m the good sin. pogchamp.
he put me up like a christmas soldier and
i know the cost of everything by the stock
of its gun. that’ll be fifty quid, thanks, and
do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
in war everyone wears
the same colour boots.
i saw that on wikifeet.
aita for telling my brother to stop
eating so many bloody cigarettes
it will tear your digestive lining
and all the organs will rot. i (m17)
and my brother (m25) watched
as he folded like a broken law.
speaking of breaking my best friend broke
his back on five thousand metric tonnes of
light sound and color once. bedazzling. he
says the fire went blue and green and gold
and that they melted his eyelids before they
snapped his spine so his whole world was
sky and shore and sun and then he turned
into lots of blood, everywhere. it’s red, innit.
my best friend is what they call a
little ~fruity~ a little ~limp wrist~
aita for bullying his new husband.
in my defence. they are big money. ooh la la rich.
diamonds lining every vein rich. netherite tongue.
it is good that my friend has something in his arms
that cannot be turned into lots of blood everywhere.
my best friend says if my brother sets foot
ten thousand meters in every direction by
their home he will turn him into a swiss
cheese. by which i think he means you and
i learned to eat cereal with bullet shells inside
and your brother is a dead man walking four
times over and should try a little harder to
stay that way. i think my best friend and my
brother would be much better off if they had
four hundred twenty wives much like myself.
reddit enjoyers across the world i (m17)
want my brother (m25) and my bestie
(m17) to sit at a table and share a plate.
they are both being
very unreasonable.
if they thought about
it for a second they
would understand
that it’s not about
the bullet shells or
the new hubby or
the broken law or
the lots of blood,
everywhere.
last year i turned seventeen in a ditch,
married my first wife and divorced her,
cut a couple throats to know the heat,
drank choccy milk out of a crystal vase,
and dug a grave for the new husband.
when i was sixteen, i split my lip thirty
times and broke my leg twice and had
sore arms and blew up an eardrum and
ate shit and had a nice christmas party
by the white sheath of beach out east,
cold and dark, a pink cake in my hands.
give me love
without the blood.
failing that,
give me primes.
#dsmp poetry#dream smp#dream smp fic#tommyinnit#tubbo#wilbur soot#copious reddit jokes#mild body horror tw#from tommy describing tubbos description of being blown up#chrys writes
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Episode 33 - Noffoub's Fountain (Part 1)
His ass is not working.
Oh, this is hellish. I got this far yesterday, and today I opened this liveblog with a killer headache and decided that actually, this is not worth it.
Maybe someday I'll return to this, but god, translating even this far was a game of Guessing, and I don't have the patience or mental fortitude to do this rn.
Joris's shocked reaction to this is very understandable, because, as we've repeatedly seen, he does not have a very rigid sleep time.
Chances are, he goes to sleep at 8 only on paper, and then it's like "I need some choccy milk papycha" and "A story before sleep papycha??" for an hour or three more.
When Kerubim insists on making him sleep, it's because something is up, and he doesn't want Joris to be around for it. Joris may not realize this, but it would likely make him feel anxious.
Joris, being a single child to an old man, probably has a strong need for routines and familiarity in his life. Especially now that Simone is around to keep their home in order.
Obviously, he doesn't like deviations from the status quo.
I'm so normal. Being normal about Joris's psychology comes to me as easy as breathing. YES, I am reading too much into this, but it really is interesting that the second we see him sent to bed before he is supposed to go, we see him do this, which is usually a coping mechanism in children who aren't very good at coping mechanisms.
And he's cuddling a plushie, which isn't an every-day occurrence for him, judging from the last episode's depiction of Joris sleeping.
One more sad ball in the "Joris is developing at least 2 different mental illnesses from the way Kerubim is raising him as we speak" agenda.
He's so bad at this. This stupid sword isn't even on his way to the stairs. And he can see in the dark, being an ecaflip. Silly ass goofster can't even look down.
"(L/R)AFEZGRZHGROEHTORPJTR" and "A BLA PIPI POPO BLA HIHAHA"
Very succulent, show.
I still think about the word Amaknak. Is it the same thing as "Bontarien" or "Brakmarien" because "Amakneén" may sound too fancy sometimes? Is this A Guy? Am I stupid? Haunting.
This is the face of the man who knows what is coming.
Yeah and I bet you looked cute in it. Lol.
Best moment in the entire series.
He's like a scolded kid. It takes a second to remember that he's Joris's dad and does not have to make shit up to answer the question.
Have I ever said that I headcanon Joris to have ADHD? Because I feel like this is the perfect episode to say that.
He's so happy to learn new info, he doesn't eat or sleep about it. He is the Cutest little creature ever.
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Theme songs for the egos, pretty please?
While I have done an ask like this before recently (you can find it here) I have gathered some more tunes for each of the boys.
"How Bizzare" [OMC] and "Choccy Milk and Mi Goreng" [The Tin Knees] for Mark
"I Didn't Know The Gun Was Loaded" [The Andrew's Sisters] and "I Cant Decided" [Scissor Sisters] for Wilford
"Dragula" [Rob Zombie] and "Feel Good Inc." [Gorillaz] for Anti
"Closer" [Nine Inch Nails] and "C'est la vie" [Weathers] for Dark
"Bruno Is Orange" [Hop Along Queen Anslies] for Yancy
"bad idea!" [Girl In Red] and "Alien Boy" [Oliver Tree] for Engineer
"Make U Mine" [Blood Orchid] and "I Deserve To Bleed" [Sushi Soucy] for Actor
"Cherry Bomb" [The Runaways] and "Live and Let Die" [Wings] for Illinois
#sardonics asks#mark#markiplier ego#markiplier egos#markiplier x reader#markiplier#dark#darkiplier x reader#darkiplier#anti x reader#anti#antisepticeye x reader#antisepticeye#yancy x reader#yancy#wilford motherloving warfstache#wilford warfstache x reader#wilford#wilford warfstache#wilford x reader#illinois x reader#illinois#actor mark x reader#actor#actor x reader#actor mark#engineer mark x reader#engineer mark
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all excluding 11
THANK U PEEPR!!!!!! mwah mwah mmmwaaahh .... <- me kising u :)
Age : img not telling u <33 (u already know so SJDJKG)
Sexuality : UH. UHhhhhmmmmmm. maybe a lesbian? maybe? probably?? i think so
Pronouns : tbh. idk. i go by xe and it too but i kinda rly just wanna go by she/her now SDJKKJG
Are you in school? : no lmao
Nationality : a. american </3
Sun sign : aries, apparently
Rising sign : pisces, apparently
Moon sign : uh. fuckin idk. taurus ig?
Myers briggs type : I ODnt know i don rember
Do you have siblings? : 4 <333 2 older brothers n 2 older sistrs :3
Godly parent : what
Dream job : idfk. as long as it pays good idc
If you could live anywhere, where would you live? : anywhere but here <3333 probably with u somewhere in texas or in anothr state or something idc!
Do you have any pets? : i hgave. cat :)
Who do you live with? : my mom (and my cat) </3
Whats your favourite piece of clothing you own? : bgbguhhhhh i have this one green sweatr that has. a drawing of plants on the front in white. i think its cute :)
Relationship status : taken!!!!! duh!!!!!!!! JKDKJJKG
Favourite book? : hgeh waror cat :3 (i dont have a favorite book but wc is my favorite. book series!)
Last movie you watched? : uhhh. fight club i think? its pretty good ,, we should watch it somtime :)
Last song you listened to? : there's a place by red vox ,,, is good song <3
How many hours of sleep did you get last night? : like. 5. went to bed at like 3 n was Up at 8/9 so SDJKJKG
How long have you had tumblr? : this acc is only 2ish years old or so (maybe more) but ive been Using tumblr sinc like. 2018 lol
Do you play any instruments? : yehag :) i only rly play piano anymore but i stil kinda play ukulele and i wanna learn how to play acoustic guitar again ,
What was the last video game you played? : roblox .... (specifically warrior cats ultimate edition bc. yknow)
Whats your favourite album? : right now its afterthoughts by red vox i am fuckinf obsessed with it and havent listened to anyuthing else besides MAYBE panic at the disco but thats abt it. red vox my BELOVED
How many languages can you speak? : 1. lol. i cant fluently speak any othr languages besides knowing a handful of norwegian words from my eddsworld tord kinnie phase.... *shudders*
Do you like chewing gum? : yeghhahg :)
Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate? : hot choccy ,,,
White, milk or dark chocolate? : white :3
tumblr is rly not enjoying me answering these asks so im just gonna go ahead n post these in segments so heres. the first part of asks JKDSKJG
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Fest is on! i’m trying to hustle for the sake of Shinies! Milk Choccy is ideal for me!
eh, on a serious note, i can chill. i’m not truly so over-focused on that task that i’d intentionally drop the quality of captions. i dislike Dark, and White’s good too, but in a straight-up bar, i’d always prefer Milk. i think i got clips enough for three days, actually... and fest’ll be over by the time this goes up.
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dino bones moss :) choccy milk royalty [also box dimension (i know the answer)(affectionate):p]
*michael romance voice* 🎤 I'm nooooot oooookayyyy
♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ we are making some kind of spiced cookie (perhaps the very good crystallized ginger and dark chocolate ones like the ones from tesco) to bring on our walk in the forest bestie and I am identifying all of the cool mushrooms and lichens and plants
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what is their alignment. also do they prefer dark milk or white choccy
Sunny is neutral good!
and probably milk chocolate because he has a sweet tooth
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Midnight binge routine. Choccy milk to soothe the inner child that screams for release. That doesn't want to be there. The darkness clutch your phone for light like a sick Victorian child holding a candle at the witching hour. Hiding from your parents who scold you for eating at night. Who count the chocolates like Miss Trunchbull.
Do it anyway. Feel each calorie sink down your throat. Soothing but caked with guilt. Suffocating you like concrete filling your oesophagus. Remembering the nights you'd choke yourself to sleep in your childhood room wishing you could be anywhere but Here. The Ghost of hands all over your body refusing you to forget.
Do I have alters or dissociate enough? Is it just cPTSD. "Psych appt" sits in your digital calendar on Saturday. We can make it... Or we can cancel and keep pretending. Keep saving face and keep up my web of lies. That I'm studying. That I'm worth something. Healing generations of trauma. Supposedly breaking cycles.
Fractured memories behind castles of frosted glass. Just as you think you see something all you see is fog and haze. Can you trust what you see? They failed me. My flesh suit is 25 years old but my mind is three years old realising my younger sibling didn't make it and I continued to be alone in this world. My body is ancient and withering. If my body is a temple it's decaying and decrepit.
This time of year that should be full of joy and holiday just haunts me. Halloween is every day when you're lit on fire and burning keeping others warm. Rock back and forth like a child. Cover your ears and keep out of the way.
Self sabotage every relationship and anything good. Protect that small crying child cowering in the corner astral projecting a better fantasy life where you're adopted and someone out there actually unconditionally loves you.
In the end you only have yourself.
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Guess what time it is?
✨Joy List Time!✨
Who doesn’t love a good joy list? Here’s what’s been making me happy lately:
- Jean jackets
- Cute people who wear overalls with little crop tops underneath
- Care packages
- This made me think of you
- Planning trip itineraries
- Blankets, all the blankets
- The way the sky looks through really tall trees when you’re in the forest
- Early morning walks
- Matching pajama sets
- Take Care by Beach House
- Babushka cats
- Being tagged in things
- Writing things nicely in my calendar
- Face masks that you can peel off
- PUZZLES
- Flower bouquets
- Getting a message that starts with someone yelling my name in all caps
- Signing something really well and knowing the other person *gets it*
- Hot choccy in my cow mug (particularly these hot chocolate bombs that break open with marshmallows inside when you pour the milk over it)
- The phrase “loved up”
- Every single word to I Will Follow You Into the Dark
- The way my kitty recognizes the sound of me getting up from my work chair when she’s in her window perch and meows for me to come pet her
- Fresh eucalyptus leaves
- Mason jars
- Homemade pizzas
- ALL OF YOU ❤️❤️❤️
Tagging:
@gallawitchxx @sunoficarus @pink--and--white @iansfreckles @heymrspatel @self-absorbed-pretty-boy @gardenerian @celestialmickey @sluttymickey @unbridgeabledistances @smokey-mickey @sleepyfacetoughguy @matteoamiras @yeah-all-of-it @energievie @catgrassplantdad @mickeys-ripped-jeans @howlinchickhowl @jenatte @buffymilkovich @vintagelacerosette @thisdivorce
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Bubble bath
Caregivers oikawa and Iwa and little Ushijima
((Mentioned baby Kageyama))
🏐💜💙🐮
Oikawa was kneeling on the bathmat as he bucketed warm water over the tipped back head of Ushijima.
“Good boy.” He cooed, dark eyes meeting his with a light shine in them. “I told you I wouldn’t let any soap get in your eyes.”
The little returned his gaze to the bath water, his knees up to his chest.
“Thank you Mama.” He hummed quietly.
This was good. Washing his hair had been the perfect distraction while Iwaizumi washed his highland bull stuffie.
All previous attempts had resulted in tearful begging and pleading and as harsh as Oikawa could be, there was no way he could put his little though that.
“Can you face me baby and I’ll give your face a scrub?” The giant of a little nodded softly, eyes turning back to his caregiver as he shuffled himself around.
Bringing up a soft cloth that had been run under warm water (he was not going to dunk it in the soapy bathwater and risk tears) he began to wipe away the smudges of dirt from the days activities.
He and Tobio had slipped at the same time while he and Iwaizumi had been watching a movie, so the two of them took the littles into the back yard to let them play with a volleyball (seriously did these kids ever think about anything else?).
This, unfortunately, had resulted in both of them getting incredibly dirty. Iwa had bathed Tobio while Oikawa had gotten his bed room ready to let the littles nap and heated a bottle for the younger.
Tobio was, hopefully, sleeping peacefully while Iwa washed Ushijima’s stuffie and fixed him a sippy cup of warm chocolate milk.
“Sorry got all dirty Mama...” Ushijima’s eyes dropped to the edge of the tub, sniffling slightly as he raised a balled fist to scrub the tears from his eyes.
Carefully, Oikawa pulled the fist away from his face, smiling gently at the younger.
“Oh baby, don’t be sorry. Getting dirty is half the fun. Don’t be afraid to cry if you want though.” He placed the wet hand back into the water, not wanting Ushijima to rub soap into his own eyes and cause more tears.
He watched the little bottom lip begin to quiver, eyes falling back to his fingers he was fidgeting with.
“Mamas not mad?”
“Of course not sweetheart.” He hummed, swiping the cloth across the other boys cheek. “See? All clean. No harm done.”
Oikawa was very silently hoping that Highland was finished in the dryer so Ushijima could be put to bed. He knew breaking the littles routine would definitely upset him.
Toweled off and dry, Oikawa helped him into his soft pyjamas, a big soft cow onesie with button removable socks and mittens. Oikawa decided to leave them on.
“Mama? I is tired.” The little yawned, finally rubbing his eye with his mitten covered hand.
“How bout we go find Highland, get some choccy milk from Iwa and we’ll get you to bed with Tobio? How does that sound?”
“Mm s’good mama.” He mumbled, making uppie hands at the older.
“Hey baby come lean on mama and we’ll go to my room for a nap ok?” He hated that he couldn’t lift Ushijima.
Iwa could for a short period of time but he was about the only one.
Entering the room he was glad to find Tobio asleep, wrapped up in one of the weighted blankets and cuddling against Kyebear with their paci in their mouth. A half finished bottle of milk sat on the bed side table.
“Mama? Youse said I can have Highland?” Ushijima whined as he was tucked under a soft blanket.
“Did someone say Highland?” Iwa sung quietly from the doorway with a soft smile.
The little bought his hand up under his chin, making little grabby hands as an excited stim.
Oikawa let out a breath he didn’t know he was holding.
The stuffie was placed in his arms, Iwa helping to sit him back up as he handed the sippy cup to Oikawa.
“Careful. Don’t drink too much.” Oikawa cooed as Ushijima scarfed down the chocolate milk.
“Good boy.” Iwa hummed as he took the now empty sippy cup from the little and helped to settle him against the pillow again.
Oikawa stood, walking over to his desk to retrieve Ushijima’s black and white paci, carefully placing it in the littles mouth with a soft smile.
“Good night Baby.” He hummed, the sentence echoed by Iwa as the two slipped out of the room quietly, Ushijima’s eyes dipping closed as he snuggled against his bull stuffie.
#haikyuu age regression#haikyuu agere#little ushijima#regressor ushijima#autistic Ushijima#caregiver oikawa#caregiver Iwaizumi#little Kageyama#regressor kageyama#little siblings Kageyama and Ushijima#slswrites#3/4 kids
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DMP SEASON 4 EPISODE 12 OUT OF CONTEXT SPOILERS
aaand it’s thursday this is what happens when i get caught up in the one two punch of going out multiple days and finale hell. man, can you believe this is gonna be the third last out of context spoilers??? (maybe i’ll do one for black stars thanksgiving or something that’d be fun)
as always rampant major spoilers ahead
also very very minor deltarune spoiler but its like spoiling the existence of a singular very early game enemy that if you watched the one unfinished ir stream you already know about
no taste only leech
Give Ste he choccy milk
“I’m sorry” “ok”
Hailey calls CG Wheatley, she’s on a quest to diagnose him as every TSM before the show ends
CG drunk on void juice
“THE ITCHING, TOMMY”
Churro getting apollo balled through jokes counter: 1
Facebook metaverse
DOC’S GOING TO BRAZIL
(congrats alex for getting into ooc spoilers several weeks early)
A major W for the Irish
Millie: world’s greatest girlboss
If millie wasn’t just a reflection she’d have solved dmp through sheer force of ass-kickery ages ago
StoryPoint.exe
Chat joked about a bible scenario before the episode. Little did they know they weren’t wrong
YOUVE BEEN HIT BY
YOUVE BEEN STRUCK BY
TRUCK
-bubbly
Ste has acquired a rocket launcher :)
-bubbly
-bubbly (i stg it’s like an ooc spoiler STAPLE to have some sort of meme about thorin with a gun like this happens every fucking episode why is this child so powerful)
Communism was plot relevant all along
HE WAS STE ALL ALONG
Young doc: stephen with a mustache
Millie’s gonna force DMP after dark
Machine induced lotus eater
“Doc blew up, funniest shit i’ve ever seen”- CG probably
Gcmillicutty, hyperfixation king
-bubbly
CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED BEACH EPISODE TAKE 4 LETS GOOOO
It’s not DMP without mood whiplash on an apocalyptic scale
WATERS ON FIRE
All seagulls were harmed in the making of this episode
The OG 4 together at last: as usual, it’s all angst hours
Beach jazz my beloved
Beach episode 4: this time with feelings (oh who am i kidding, they all have feelings)
Pictured: churro gets apollo balled by autocorrect
*hands vinny an L*
Doctor McDilly is not his real name, Thorin’s world is shattered
THORIN HAS LEARNED TO PRONOUNCE DOC’S NAME WE’RE SO PROUD
SASSY STE
STEPHEN CAN NOW FEEL!!!
Gcmillicutty is allowed to say one line, as a treat
Hell is one person playing 4 characters at once and talking to himself for several minutes
FOURTH WALL IS GONE BABEYYYYYY
charlie and kristen are different: kristen can’t walk in heels
Dmp truly is just a thinly veiled way to work through ur trauma
Meanwhile, Hailey and Grace kicking the chair in the BG:
Chairs have no mouths
THORIN IS NO LONGER BABY HE HAS G R O W N
THORIN: BECOME TALL
Thorin is taller than a good chunk of the fanserver now
GAZEBO TIME: DOC EDITION
DREAD GAZEBO TIME :)
The gazebo LIVES. it BREATHES it HUNGERS
-bubbly
[The Gazebo has Awakened]
The Gazebo is pleased. It prowls in search of more prey.
Voicemod once again is still the true villain of dmp :(
Charlie can probably drown in 4 ft of water tbh, that goes up to like her neck
I also hate time, solidarity
SO many seagulls were harmed in the making of this episode
VEGGIETALES SPOILERS HAVE FINALLY BEEN REVEALED
*sighs as I have to change another name tag on this blog* (we stan juniper thoooo)
TOES TIME 3
“KISS DAMMIT” - the entire chat
It TRULY is a miracle this episode has been running on time
Fourth wall’s gone 2
“I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT” -cg
DOC USED CHARLIE’S NAME THATS SOME KING SHIT
CG smells BULLSHITTERY
CG stomps Doc to death with his hoof (singular)
GET HIS ASS CHARLIEEEEEE
That SURE IS the theme song lyrics
#out of context spoilers#dmp#discord murder party#THIS ONE IS SO LONG#I MEAN FITTING THIS EPISODE WAS JAM PAKCED#BUT IT TOOK ME LIKE HALF AN HOUR TO ASSEMBLE#tbf i got derailed by work midway through but#STILL
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ALRIGHT LETS GIVE THIS POSTING THING A GO
MY REVAN TIME (one of them at least)
Also spoiler warning a guess for a game over a decade old? (Am I meant to say spoiler warning? Who knows not me)
(Please don’t yell at me about stats I do what I want)
Anyway first playthrough where I don’t stop and hard restart Tarris or Dantooine 13 times because choice reasons and me forgetting that stealth is useless and just letting the game auto level for me (learnt that the hard way), I’ve basically done Tatooine but I haven’t beaten the dragon yet cos I wanted to bugger off to another planet first and chose Kashyyyk. And I’m down in the shadow lands now (do not worry Zaalbar I WILL GET YOU BACK) and yeah that’s where I’m at.
ANYWAY, Shay or Shar Stalker (because the game won’t let me do non-binary) is a light side Revan. Good of heart dumb of ass and yet will still rob you dry if you place bets on a strategy game against them. Height wise around the 1.6m mark (5′3″ for the Americans). Prefers the double lightsaber look (currently got a short green one and a normal blue one for amnesia version). Not a flirt but definitely had something going on with my Exile in the past but that ended in the Mando war at some point… teenagers in war don’t usually do well mentally wise.. back story and post events of Kotor under the cut (also warning it’s long, like super long, and goes into their future story? As well)
SO BACKSTORY,
Shar got some Mando blood floating in their veins from some ancestor and that causes them to go full buir sometimes hence why Mission, Zaalbar, HK-47, T3-M4 and Juhani get bed time stores aboard the Ebon Hawk and chocolate space milk whenever they stop (Rev gets some too because who doesn’t love some good old Choccy milk), droid duo get cleaned basically daily while Bastila gets the bird for even thinking that this is a waste of time and resources.
Wait I said backstory… TEMPLE LIFE!
Rascal trio with Exile and Alek at their heels. All three, good of heart dumb of ass. Shar was a prodigy and excelled in basically all Jedi subjects at the time, was pretty popular with most people and just a nice person who didn’t stand for bullshit. Got into a few “heated” (honestly that’s an understatement) arguments with council members about how some things in the galaxy were handled but mostly had a positive response from people. At this time their main saber was purple and their off hand a short cyan. Joined the Republic in the Mandalorian wars a few months before their 17′th birthday. Didn’t not return to the Temple once after leaving for war.
The War
(I should mention I get most of my knowledge from wiki skims (not deep reads) and other Tumblr posts so if it’s off canon… it’s my story and Star Wars is my sand box so I MAKE THE RULES HERE BABY!)
After many battles and the relationship between the battle trio growing stronger with time it was also weakening. At one point Shar and Exile had a romantic relationship going but only kept that going for a few months, they both decided that this was not the time to be doing this and if they both survived would actually give the lovers thing a shot (doesn’t happen). Throughout the war all three realise that they must make sacrifices to stop the war, the old saying “sacrifice one to save the many” is said often between the three at first before it becomes second nature. During one of the battles Shar’s cyan lightsaber is completely destroyed including the crystal being completely shattered. After taking the mantle of the Revanchist only uses the name Revan and never removes the helmet unless it’s only the trio and only then will respond to their old names. All three are slipping mentally in this war but have all managed to hold onto the Light side by trusting each other. After the mass shadow generator event Revan looses all contact with Exile (force and otherwise) and assumes death, despite it being Revan’s own order it’s a major pushing point towards the dark.
The End of the War
Revan faces off against Mandalore the Ultimate and slays him, in his dying breathe speaks of the Sith Empire growing in the Unknown Regions and how this war wasn’t only about giving the Mandalorian’s a good fight but also to weaken the republic for Ultimates Empire allies. Not many Mandalorians knew of the Sith truth behind the war and just followed their Mandalor’s word that this war would bring them the honour of a good fight, and it did in a way. After Revan learns of the empire growing hidden amongst uncharted routes, knew that the council would never believe them and so took matters into their own hands. Taking a fleet and insisting it was to chase down the last of the Mandalorian high command, Revan left for the unknown regions.
The Unknown
Yeah everything went to shit. Rev and Alek get captured and Sith tortured and kind probed by old man Sith Emperor but in that time Revan gains acute knowledge via reverse mind prob, of how the Sith empire is running, where resources are coming from and key weak points. During this time Alek falls completely and Revan fains it for now. Torture continues for a good while until Revan makes the choice that they have been making all through out the war “sacrifice one to save the many”… Revan embraces the dark side and makes a plan, a plan to empower the known galaxy enough to destroy the “true” Sith empire by uniting it as their own Sith empire. Revan knows light will always rise to face the dark and that the light side is strong, someone will rise to take them down after the “true” Sith empire is defeated and only in death will Revan have fulfilled their promise to the unknown Mandalorian and finally be able to be one with the force. Revan embraces the dark fast and is soon sent off by the Sith emperor who thinks Revan is under his control to take control of the star forge and start building the Sith army in the known galaxy, Revan assumes command with now Malek as their right hand.
Beginning of Darth Revan
Basically what is described in the first Kotor game, Darth Duo go find star maps, get to forge, start fucking up the galaxy yadeyadeya. Malek pulls a sick move and fucks up Revan’s plan to stop the Sith Emperor and boom Amnesia time baby. Oh also during Sith times used a red and their old purple lightsaber but when they got captured by Bastila both lightsaber’s goy yoinked and locked up on Coruscant for simple reasons.
No Memory Time Baby
Council is smart as fuck and call them Shay Stalker AKA their old name to see if that will reawaken light memories or thoughts in Revan and basically try and nudge amnesia Rev to stay lightside cos they don’t want to see their lost padawan fall back to the dark, (Jedi are a complicated subject), also ONLY SHAY no mention of their other name Shar at all! So that will cause problems later for poor Rev when they start remembering things :), basically the game from here on. Memories of a calm life on a farming planet before joining the military, lost both their siblings (AKA Alek and Exile) while away on service. Joined to stop the Sith from taking any more innocent lives. Throughout the game Shay try’s to help as many people as they can and choose the option that will benefit good and innocent people, constantly says fuck to corporations and nasty people, is not afraid to kill a bitch. As I haven’t completed the game fully (but I am planing a lightside finish and I’m not exactly sure when the “I am Revan” bit comes in I’m gonna leave this as it is. Oh and blue main saber and a short green saber with a crystal they managed to purify (AKA was red but returned to its natural colour through meditation and force cleansing, also helped by Bastila)
Memories
Like I said I haven’t finished the game yet BUT after the whole “oh fuck oh stars IM REVAN?????” Lots of shit starts to make sense and the force “spell” (I’m gonna call it spell) that repressed Revan’s memories had already begun to weaken somewhat before this point but this kinda opens the flood gates but not too far just enough for it to not make any sense at all. Team is there for Rev and the game finishes lightside. (Also I know I said this rev not gonna romance but this is post game stuff now and I just don’t wanna romance Bastila in game so yeah) ANYWAY, Revan and Bastila build a healthy relationship together and Revan starts to regain a lot of memories that their friends help them through. Revan remembers why they took the name Revan and actually goes to Coruscant to the high council to explain why they put on the helmet in the first place and the Council adheres to Revan’s request and returns the original helmet. The Star forged one stays in storage for now. Revan also requests their old armour and lightsabers to help regain memories as to why they fell, the council is hesitant at this request and only allows Revan to meditate with their old things at the main temple with a council member present. Over one or two years a lot comes back but there is still a few key dates, names, moments and details missing. Oh and Revan uses force powers to make Bastila preggers. IF BOBA FETT CAN SURVIVE A SARLAC AND PALPATINE CAN EXIST IN THE SEQUELS. REVAN CAN PULL FORCE BULLSHIT TOO!
The Unknown part 2: Electric boogaloo
Revan finally remembers what made them go dark and realises they fucked up their own plans pretty bad and the Republic IS WORSE OFF THAN HOW IT STARTED COS OPPS REVAN ACCIDENTALLY KILLED A SHIT TON OF FORCE USERS LIGHT AND DARK SO yeah. Bastila was holding the brain cell of the force bond in this moment and Revan decides the best course of action is to go face the Emperor alone… fucking brilliant Revan how the fuck did you win the Mandalorian wars again my good sir? Revan tells Bastila that they (Rev) has been assigned a mission to infiltrate the remanence of Revan’s old Sith Empire and basically destroy it from within and that this mission is basically so hush hush that Bastila isn’t meant to know but Revan thought it only fair to say that they would be gone for potentially a long time for this mission and Bastila, unaware that this would be the last time she saw them, accepted this goodbye and hoped they would return before their baby was born. But Revan has always been a good lier… even to themselves. Without anymore fuss they left the Known Galaxy leaving all their friends and family behind never to be seen again to face off against the bitch that started it all.
(I haven’t read the novels or played the SWTOR game and never plan to do either so again I say this is wiki knowledge that I’m doing what ever I please with that knowledge because Star Wars is a sand pit and I’m the kindy kid that’s decided to sit and play with it today)
Mmmmm Watcha SaaaaaaaAy
Revan gets their ass handed to them and imprisoned for three hundred years and tortured and mind probed AGAIN. Also cut off their connections to any other force user to ensure old dude couldn’t get to them as well. Absolutely not having a good time here. After the 300 years of PAIN the force within Revan gets so fucked up that their physicality splits into two entirely separate beings, Dark Revan and Light Revan. When this happens the prison breaks and Light Revan makes their escape and gets out barely alive while Dark Revan hangs back and swears allegiance to Sith Empire and starts plotting to overthrow old dude cos Sith. Light Revan makes it back to the council and they heal them and have a very hard time believing they are Revan until Revan perfectly describes a gift they gave Bastila before they left that now a descendent of Revan now owns. The council doesn’t understand how Revan split into two entire different beings but accept “the force acts in mysterious ways at times”. Revan is FINALLY given knighthood and helps prepare the republic for the Sith Empire that hasn’t attacked yet but definitely will soon. And this is where Tarre comes in.
Mando Time Yeah!
My Tarre will get his own beefy post (def not as big as this one) maybe tomorrow or the next day so for now it’s just what Tarre does and means to Revan. ANYWHO, Tarre becomes Light Revan’s padawan. (I should mention that Light Revan despite being called Light Revan is leaning towards a grey area within the force but isn’t down right evil like dark Revan is. Dark Revan is killing puppies of an endangered species cos their bored evil). Tarre is Revan’s padawan and becomes a knight. Revan enjoys teaching Tarre about the force and understanding how Tarre was brought up a Mandalorian and with the peace between Jedi and Mandalorian’s at this point was welcomed into the Jedi temple later than most. Revan raises Tarre like he is their own son/little brother and they form an extremely powerful force bond because of it. I’ll go in depth on Tarre’s post but Tarre still gets Mando training for 4 months of the year but the jedi training is the rest of the year. Revan joins Tarre when he return to Mandalore to continue his Mando training and learns more about Mandalorian history and culture while there. While on Mandanlore Light Revan truely feels relaxed for once despite random Mando’s sometimes jumping out and challenging them to fights because apparently Revan is now a ghost story and a feared mighty warrior legend and when anyone finds out that Revan is “alive” immediately tries to prove that they are stronger than Revan (which they are not). A few years after Tarre is knighted the war with the True Sith Empire begins.
I don’t know what to call this bit sooooo UWU
Battles, fights, old shit, it’s a war. Revan proves to be supper fucking useful in leadership but doesn’t do as much “sacrifice one to save the many” moves anymore. Revan keeps predicting what the Sith are gonna do an THATS cos Dark Revan is leading the, and Revan knows Revan best but not the reverse. Light Revan knows how Dark Revan will act but Dark Revan doesn’t know how Light Revan will act since Light Revan technically includes Shay/Shar, Mandalorian War Revan, Amnesiac Shay, and post Amnesia. While Dark Revan is only really Darth Revan and post Amnesia so Light Revan technically outweighs Dark Revan. I’ve probably butchered that explanation or done it too late but that’s how it’s gonna be cos it’s midnight and I wanna finish this and post it today. ANYWAY, final battle between the Revan’s. They have a massive duel on the battle field and eventually Light Revan strikes Dark Revan down but also receives some pretty nasty injuries. Light Revan understands the need to be whole again and as Dark Revan “dies” reunites with that half of the force and Revan returns but Revan is so done, so fucking done with living and trying and they had a good run and now they have what was Dark Revan’s and Light Revan’s injuries all on one body and sure if Rev really tried they could probably suck the life force out of some Sith warriors to keep themselves alive but… they just don’t want to. Eventually Tarre finds the fallen Revan reunited at last and stays by their side as Revan finally lets go and becomes one with the force. After the battle Tarre brings Revan’s body back to the Temple to be burnt as Revan had requested but their armour, lightsabers, and other possessions would be taken to a place only Tarre knew of to be sealed away until a far descendent of Revan’s comes along to claim them as their own. The war isn’t over and Revan’s passing only fuels Tarre further into defeating the Sith empire that the republic eventually does after 20 years of war.
Conclusion
And that’s the overall story of this Revan, I know very long, very deep, wtf this is your second post after a what? 1 year break? Actually let me check… yeah nope about a year has passed since my Crash post. If you have made it this far thanks for reading my first ever “decent” post about something I’ve been developing for a while now in bits and pieces. Sorry it was so long but then again I did miss a lot of shit. If you want to interact and ask more questions about this Revan go ahead my ask box is open (don’t be weird tho and just cos I post long doesn’t mean you have to ask long unless it’s legit). I’ll try and get the Tarre post out tomorrow around this time too or earlier depends. Thanks again for taking the time to read my word vomit. Also sorry if there are any spelling mistakes I have missed.
Have a good one!
#Shadow’s OC’s#Revan#Kotor#Zaalbar#Mission Vao#HK-47#T3-M4#Juhani#Balista Shan#long post#star wars#star wars: knights of the old republic#darth revan#darth malek#tarre vizsla
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all of them but raspberry ice (?) dino bones lemonhead and void and uhh
BATTERY ACID yeah all of them but those kisses ur head
Raspberry Icee (bright blue): I would fight you in a parking lot
Dino Bones (white): I want to be friends with you so bad please talk to me more
Moss :) (dark green): we’re besties now and I’m going to take you on a walk in the forest with me :)
Bubblegum Bitch (pink): only person with a brain cell in this joint, I respect you
Pumpkin Spice (orange): you don’t have a single coherent thought ever, I respect you
Pro Gamer (red): I know in my heart that I would beat your ass in smash bros
Lemonheads (yellow): just one question. why
Royalty (royal purple): I am in awe of your talent 25/7
Choccy milk (brown): we are baking cookies together you don’t have the option to say no
Slime (sea foam green): SEXIEST MFER IN THE WORLD
Box Dimension (fuchsia): I gotta ask, are you okay?
Spicy Mayo (light orangey brown): I appreciate the vibes you give off
Blue Tack (light blue): you have chronic just some guy disease
Battery acid (lime green): you scare me and idk if that’s a good thing or a bad thing
Void (black): I refuse to perceive you
r u saying u wouldn't fight me in a parking lot 😔 ALSO i so would beat u at smash bros... once i learn how to play inshaAllah
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im back on my bad end rewrite bullshit
a dream smp animation came out today and that just got my brain working lololol
so here have some concept art
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the thin sheet of snow crunched under (y/n)s boots as she traveled across the plain towards her hidden cabin that was far past the enchanted woods. in her arms, rested a small girl, no older than 5, her dark blonde hair fitted in pigtails brushed against (y/n)s neck as she shuffled the sleeping child. with a small groan the child awoke, her iridescent eyes staring up at the woman she called her ‘auntie’
“we almot der?” the child yawned, pressing her cheek against the cold metal of her aunties shoulder pads.
“just a bit father, five minutes at the most” (y/n) hummed back, lifting her free hand and rubbing the blanket covered back of her ‘niece’.
“otay” the child murmured sleepily, closing her eyes and falling back to sleep against her aunties warm body. the hand that wasn't grabbing onto her aunties arm, clutching the small pink bow and ox charms that hung off her necklace.
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....yeah im adding more angst to this? what about it?
anyway yeah in this rewrite Jane and Gil had a kid and when the child was young, very young, (don't got a name for her yet, taking suggestions) Jane was brainwashed to be under Mals rule, and Gil was killed at Mals hand using the Ember, now Gil’s soul, which is in the form of a small gem, rests on (y/n)s desk surrounded by small trinkets his daughter collects for him when (y/n) lets her run around the forest surrounding the cabin.
her eyes are a whole variety of colors, being half fae whos Mom was created from magic (big Headcanon for me that Jane has no dad, her only parent is FG and FG created her from pure magic after wanting a child of her own after Cinderella and B&B had their kid(s)) when she's tired, the magic in her is much more visible, and they are iridescent
they seem to shift from pink, periwinkle, sky blue, purple, green, and sometimes all of them depending on when you look at her eyes. again this is only visible when she's tired, when she's awake, they take on a more human look, now a honey golden brown color, Gils eye color. her hair is dark blonde, with the roots a dark brown, as she gets older her hair will shift to an even darker color until it matches janes hair color, when she was born it was a golden blonde.
she's very fond of shiny rocks and likes to collect them, mostly to leave around her dads soul gem but also for herself, her favorite colors are peach and gold, she really wants a guinea pig or two and always asks for one but due to their situation, (y/n) cant get one so the child settles for the wolves that live in the woods surrounding the cabin she and (y/n) live in (the child gave (y/n) a heart attack when she saw her toddle close to a wolf....and just stared as the wolves took an immediate liking to the child and started to protect and love on the child as their own, now (y/n) has a whole pack of wolves at her back thanks to the Childs natural affinity with animals “must be something with her magic” (y/n) mutters, watching as a wolf rolled on his back for the child to pet its belly)
she also likes choccy milk with extra choccy, grapes, shiny metal things (she has stolen Harrys hook from (y/n) alot...like alot alot),sharp pointy things (she has very very! sharp fangs, very good for the nights (y/n) serves meat for dinner) has her own dagger that (y/n) made her that's painted pink with gold and periwinkle detailing, when shes old enough (y/n) will teach her how to use a sword and protect herself, and if she is able to, teach the child how to use her magic.
anyway~ yay new OC and some more bad end rewrite concept~ as i said when i started this, inspired by the dream smp and @disneyfan50 “true defender” fic
#Descendents#descendants#disney descendants#rewrite#bad end rewrite#unnamed child oc#jane descendants#gil descendants#janexgil#art#my art#concept art
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coffee and tea are both really dark academia-ey things, but im baby and coffee is too bitter and tea is only sometimes good, so im suggesting the chaotic academia version
choccy milk
#chaotic academia#dark acadamia aesthetic#dark academia#choccy milk#dark aesthetic#academic#academia aesthetic#light academia#chaotic aesthetic
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