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earthwalkinangel · 8 months

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Magically all my acne disappeared once I stopped dealing with this BOY

#mhmmmmm #the body knows yes ma’am

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softshuji · 11 months

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Kinda.

Do you?

-????

mhmm I do, but how could that happen? I'm not allowed to leave anywhere. I mean, I could ask Koko, but do you think he'll really let me? i- i don't even know you.....saying you're my friend won't mean anything.

#hals character anons #mhmmmmm yes!!!!!

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teyamsgrl · 1 year

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drinking you in ✧ lo'ak

❗️MDNI ❗️

eeee here is my first story! enjoy everyone and pls give me any feedback!

°˖➴ warnings: fem omatikaya reader, agedup!lo'ak, drunk!lo'ak, friends to lovers, whiny!lo'ak, switch!lo'ak, tit play, blowjob, missionary, l-bombs, lo'ak calling you mamas 🧎🏻‍♀️

you and lo'ak have been close friends for many years now, spending almost everyday together. he was also your love, someone whom you wanted to be your mate. you always shook yourself out of these thoughts, he is your best friend. despite your unsaid feelings, you knew lo'ak inside and out, and one thing you knew about lo'ak is that when there's a party.. he will be drunk within minutes.

it was neteyam’s birthday and the sully siblings figured it would be fun to throw a party for him deep in the forest, with alcohol that they had snuck from their dad’s stash. many of their na’vi friends attended (including you of course) and they were drinking, laughing, and talking about all the village gossip.

“bro, you definitely need another shot of this” lo’ak slurs and waves the bottle of god knows what in his brother’s face. “okay okay, but spider has to do it too” neteyam gestures drunkenly over to spider. spider laughs and pulls off his mask and grabs the bottle to quickly swig some of it. his face contorts in a look of disgust before handing it to neteyam. the bottle finally makes it’s way to lo’ak and he proceeds to chug the rest of the liquor. “duuuuude” neteyam whines and lo’ak just giggles and hiccups. “wasn’t drunk enough, sorry bro”. you shake your head knowing what was to come… time for lo’ak to get crazy.

not even 10 minutes pass and he is swinging off of branches on the nearby tree and on his last jump, he smacks directly into the trunk of the tree. kiri bursts out laughing and lo’ak flops onto the moss glowing underneath the tree. “damn that hurt” lo’ak gets up slowly and stumbles over back to where everyone was sitting. you stand up and grab his wrist, “i think we need to get you back home” you say as you brush off the moss stuck on his arm. “noooooo y/n i don’t wanna” he whines and tries to move from your grip. “he is such a child” you think to yourself as you reach your free arm out to hug kiri quickly “i’ll see you tomorrow, and yes you are going home” you shake your head and begin to drag lo’ak away from the drunken group. “i didn’t wanna leave” he pouts as you basically pull him through the dark forest, “too bad, you’re drunk” you chuckle and continue walking. “mhmmmmm, not drunk” he mumbles as you two continue on.

upon arriving to his family’s tent, you sigh in relief as you remember that jake, neytiri, and tuk are visiting friends in another village. “come on” you enter the tent and shut the door behind you, motioning lo’ak to sit on the woven mat in the middle of the tent. he sits and you kneel beside him, looking at the scrape on his cheek from his big tumble earlier. you grab some ointment that you noticed was on the table and spread some on his cheek. “skxawng…” you mumble before letting out a squeak upon getting yanked into his lap. “l-lo’ak-“ your mind races and heart pounds as you realize your position. fuck he looks good from up here. “have i ever told you that you’re so fucking hot” he hums and runs his hands along your thighs. “lo’ak what-“ he shushes you as he grabs at your ass, “so hot… i’ve needed you so bad…” you whine softly as you begin to feel his cock hardening through his loincloth. “please, please kiss me” he whines and leans closer before you slam your lips onto his. you two kiss deeply, tongues moving against each other as you grip his shoulders. he continues to whine into the kiss as he runs his hands up to untie the beads covering your chest. he lets the beads drop, pulling away from the kiss along with a line of spit connecting your lips. “let me suck them mamas, please i want them in my mouth” he looks up at you as you breathe shakily and nod. his mouth instantly latches onto your erect nipple, sucking as you throw your head back and grip his braids tight. “oh lo’ak..” you moan and grind down onto his erection. “fuck” he mumbles and moves to your other nipple, playfully licking it before sucking it into his mouth. “feels so good” you whine and grind harder, a wet spot forming on your loincloth. he pulls away from your nipple and looks up at you, about to speak before you cover his lips with your finger. you climb off his lap and untie his loincloth, pulling it off of him to reveal his hard (and big) cock.

your eyes widen slightly before you kiss his tip and wrap your hand around his shaft, beginning to stroke as you look up at him through your eyelashes. “yes yes…” he moans and looks down at you, mouth agape. you begin to suck his tip, slowly moving down to bob your mouth on his entire cock. “holy fuck- yes babygirl this is what i needed” he grabs your hair and moves your mouth up and down his dick. you moan around him and grip his thighs as he helps you out. as you go to deepthroat him again, he pulls you off of him causing you to take a deep breath. “i’m gonna fuck you, gonna fuck you so hard and show you how bad i’ve needed you and your pussy” you shiver at his words while he flips you onto your back, dragging his fingers along your loincloth. you whine and buck your hips against his fingers, desperate to feel him directly. he chuckles, “what is it babygirl? you need me that bad?” he smirks and pulls your loincloth off, grabbing your legs and placing them on his shoulders. “so wet…” he whispers as he spreads your pussy with his large hands. “lo’ak please..” you moan desperately as you watch him drink in the sight of your pussy.

"just drinking in the sight mama..." he bites his lip before dragging his tip along your slit, watching you gasp at each movement. "do you want it inside?" he nudges the tip into your hole, waiting there for an answer. "yes i need it!!!" the second those words leave your mouth lo'ak has the entire length of his dick inside your soaking pussy. he groans as he bottoms out in you, staring deeply into your eyes with nothing but lust behind his own. he begins to thrust, holding your thighs as he pounds you. "oh eywa-" you moan, grabbing at his fingers that are definitely leaving marks on your thighs. "fuck yes... you have no idea how many times i've imagined having you in this position-" he gasps as your pussy squeezes his cock, "having you moaning under me, moaning because of me" he thrusts deeper and you start to moan louder and louder. "i'm close lo'ak... shit" you whine and arch on the mat below you. "that's it baby, cum for me, i fucking love you, cum for me" he breathes as he reaches one hand down to circle your clit. you were shocked at his words yet so close to orgasm, "i love you too- shit i'm cumming!" your legs shake as you cum on his cock, him following close behind. "oh my- gonna fill you, fuckkkkkk.." he pumps you full with cum before flopping beside you on the mat.

once you both catch your breath, you decide to speak up "did you mean it?" you whisper, fiddling with your fingers out of nervousness. "i did ma y/n... i know i was drunk earlier but i promise, i do love you" you smile and hide your face in his neck "good, because i meant it too". he kisses your head and wraps his arms around your waist, sighing in content at tonight's events. today definitely felt like his birthday instead.

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sturnioloshacker · 20 days

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nsfw under the cut! interact or don’t, i’m not your mother

“oh fuck vin! yes just like that, please don’t stop!”

vinnie had been going at it for a while, head buried between your thighs and sucking on your swollen bundle of nerves. you, on the other hand, were an absolute mess. sweat lining your forehead making your hair stick to it, your eyes rolled so far back you can see your brain, your legs shaking with every suck and lick that your boyfriend’s mouth and tongue makes.

“look at me pretty girl, want your eyes on me as you cum on my face. wanna see your cute little face as you cum”.

all you could do was simply cry out and nod, words being too overwhelming to use right now. you know you’re close and vinnie can feel it. without any warning, his fingers push inside, your body arching off the bed as you feel so full with his fingers inside you.

“this is what you wanted baby? you wanted my fingers inside you?”

“mhmmmmm!”

“what was that princess? didn’t quite get it. use your words for me”

“y-yes! need… fingers… ah!”

vinnie laughs as he continues thrusting his fingers in and out of your pussy, the squelching of your wetness being the only sound in the room along with your sweet moans and cries.

“you wanna cum?”

“please!”

“please what?”

“wanna cum… please!”

“cum sweet girl, cum on my face. you got it”.

you’re cumming within seconds. arching your back, your orgasm hits you like a truck. vinnie licks you clean, your body spasming as you come down from your high.

“good job princess, i’m so proud of you”, vinnie praises with a kiss on your lips.

you slowly sit up before you’re shoved back down. you look up at him, confusion written on your face.

“not so fast sweetheart, we’re just getting started”, he says with a wink.

#vinnie hacker #vinnie hacker imagine #vinnie hacker smut #vinnie hacker blub #vinnie hacker fanfic

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missamyrisa2 · 3 months

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may i pose a couple of suggestions for your consideration:

tickling a cute boy wearing nothing but his boxers, teasing him as he’s reduced to a giggling mess, all the while you watch him get harder and harder through his boxers as your tickles and teases turn him on?

or, similarly…

tickling a giggly girl wearing nothing but light colored panties, making her squirm and laugh while you watch her panties darken as she grows wetter and wetter, getting all hot and bothered by your teases and tickles?

I adoreeeee both of theseeee~!

Though admittedlyyyy I reallllly reallly find it soooo adorable to make a boy get all helplessly stiff in his cute undiesss~ like especially if you have some silly design or pattern that I can trace and compliment with a giggle~

I'll just prop my head up with one hand and give you the most sasssyyyyy of snickers as I take my nail and tickle along the bellyyy and waistline, going from navel to happy trail and skittering along the chest buttons and ribssss ~ pausing to wiggle my single ticklyyy finger tauntingly before going back in ~ such a cutieeee getting all wiggly and worked up from my one lil finger~ awwww and what's thatttt? pitching a tent in those cute boxers huhhh? Are you my tough lil boxer? Getting all squeaky and silly from your ticklesss~ sooo sweeeett~ aww does it feel good? If I run my nail around your waistband, hip to hip? Oooh your undies are starting to fit so funny aren't theyyy? Does your cute prince part want to come out that door? Yeahhh? What if I tickle your bellybutton with kissiess mmm? mmuuah muahhh ~ Will that open the door? Tickle tickle tickle? Awww coochie coooo ~~ knock knock knock~ oooh I see him peeking outtt~ will my nail fit in that little opening? Oooooh tickle tickle on your peeeepeeee~!! Don't squirm ~ don't try to fight it ~ I'll just tickle you down there moreee ~ I'm in your dooor and there's noooothing you can do about itttt! Oooh and if your little prince comes out it's gonna be feather time mmmhmm I have my stifff red feather right here and I'm gonna get that prince sooooo baddd ~

Don't try to hide him nowww~ I'll tickle you moreeee ~ Kissessss on your thighsss mmhmmm ~ wiggly ticklyyy fingers on your sidessss oooh and your feet~ maybe the feet will do ittt~ can the feet do ittt? Yeahhh? Nooo? awww, feel gooood? Looook at that look at youuu goooo ~ sooo buckyyy~ is the button for hip thrusts under your toesss? Tickle tiiiickle~ you can scrunch em all cute like that, scrunch allll you like I'm not stoooopping~ not till I get you to poppp! Oooh look at thatttt did I give you a boneyyyy mmmmh? I see that tippy tipppp! You know what that meanssss~ ooh yes, it's feather tickles for your cuteeee royal rodd yessss mhmmmmm but you're not cumming noooooo noopeee~! Naughty naughty boyyyy getting all worked up from my ticklesss! Tickle mama punishess mmmmhmm yes she does ~ punishments for naughty giggle boyssss~ My red feather will make a good boy outta youuuu! We just take the sofftttt stiff tip and take it riiiight up your underside. Oooh yes, trace the vein, fan the tipppp~ Awww does it tickle soooo much? Such an itchy itchy tickle huhhhh~ but you don't get to cum noooope nope nopee~ just tickles for youuu naughty boyyy~ still in your cute boxers toooo~ let's just tickle them hippsss and thighssss with my nails and oooh I'll keep ms feather riiight there on that hot spot under the tip ~ ooh yes I know about that spottt~ tickle mama knowssss tickle mama alwayssss knowws what to do with naughty naughty boys who can't control themselvesss~<33

(I'll write the girl one toooo if someone wantsss~)

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slutty-transformation-stories · 7 months

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Faithful Wife part 4

Nicole could not get over the video she had seen that night she had even saved it and spent her free time masturbating to it, moaning Frank's name. Little did she know the video had a virus in it that recorded her. One day, she got a text from Frank, "Meet me in the office after work."

Nicole had arrived at Andrews office after hours with fear and trepidation, knowing what she was about to do. She nervously entered the front door and called out Frank's name. She had been fantasising over him since the video she found. Frank entered the room, and Nicole nervously spoke, making excuses why she had called him. Frank immediately interjected, telling her he had heard her moaning his name and had even recorded it. Embarrassed, Nicole stepped into his office, hoping for privacy, only for Frank to grab her from behind. He told her how good she felt and that he knew she wanted him. She begged him to delete the recording, and, in return, Frank offered his help in exchange for some sexual favours. Nicole found herself melting into Frank's arms as he kissed her. She paused and asked one more time if he would delete the recording, to which he shook his head and asked her to take off her top. She hesitatingly complied and leaned down on her knees, pleased when he grabbed her neck. She took his cock in her mouth, pleasing him as much as she could in exchange for her freedom. As much as it felt wrong to do this, Nicole knew it was her only way out. She gulped as she looked him over and her voice just came out a whisper 'You're so big.

Frank heard her and it aroused him even further, making him even bigger. Without hesitation he pinned her against the wall and they started making out. He started exploring her body with his hands and he could feel her trembling with desire.

Nicole's whispers were getting louder and she moaned 'Oh, Frank that feels amazing. You taste so good.'

Frank then took it upon himself to take charge and asked her to show him what she could do. Without missing a beat, Nicole was on top of him, and she further showed him her skill by pleasuring him with her mouth. With every movement, Frank was going deeper in, and his moans were getting louder.

Frank then said, almost in disbelief, 'Oh my god! I had no idea you were such a slut.'

Nicole didn't stop to answer and kept going. Her mouth felt like heaven, and she was getting closer and closer to orgasm.

Frank couldn't keep up with her and he gasped out 'I'm gunna cum baby.' Nicole kept going and with one last thrust, waved over him and screamed out 'Yes! Cum for me! Cover me with your cum!'

Frank shook, as his orgasm electrified his body and then he completely relaxed.

Nicole was still on top of him, and she murmured, almost to herself, 'Mhmmmmm....you taste so good. Mhmmmmm......Frank....'

The moment was broken when Nicole realized what had just happened. She quickly asked him to delete the video he had taken earlier. But Frank was not having it. He told her he had seen what she wanted and he refused to delete it.

The next day, Andrew, one of Frank's colleagues and Nicoles husband, walked in the office to find Frank.Frank acted as if nothing was out of the ordinary and asked if he would like any help. Andrew quickly apologized for the intrusion and excused himself.

After he left, Frank said, 'Well done Nicole. You did very well.'

Nicole blushed from under his desk but she felt satisfied with herself. She knew that she had done good and that was reward enough for her.

Frank, sensing her mood, added, 'Now it's time for your reward for a job well done.'

Nicole's breathing quickened as she waited for him to say what the reward would be. But instead, Frank just looked at her, silently telling her what he wanted.

Nicole closed her eyes and whispered, 'It tastes so good...I love your cock so much...'

Frank smirked and said, 'If I have known you were such a dirty wife, sucking another man's cock in front of your husband, I would've claimed you much sooner.'

Nicole said nothing else; she just looked down and blushed.

Frank knew he had to let her go, but before he did he added 'Now go home and behave!'

Nicole smiled, although it was a bit forced, before she grabbed her things and left.

She was still shocked that she had done something like that, but deep inside there was a special satisfaction in knowing she had done something daring and provocative. She had shown Frank that she was not a typical good wife and that she could make him feel things he didn't know he was capable of.

She smiled to herself proudly, and she knew she would have to come up with something even more daring for next time. At her heart, she was now a Queen Of Spades, not that her mind knew yet.

#corruption #dumb thicc #phat ass white girl #cheating woman #cheating sex #cheating spouse #black and white #bnwo propaganda #whor3 #sluttoy #slutty wife #qos4bbc

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bylerspookie · 9 months

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something something about Mike leaving Hawkins and Will having an internal conflict on whether he should stay or go

(I uses colors to show which lyrics relate to eachother, except for like, at the end the colors kind of mix up, I ran out of colours, anyway you'll figure it out)

Smalltown Boy: (associated with Mike)

run away, turn away

alone on a platform, the wind and the rain on a sad and lonely face

mother will never understand why you had to leave

but the answers you seek will never be found at home

the love that you need will never be found at home

pushed around and kicked around, always a lonely boy (we know that Mike is bullied, and it's hinted that Mike is depressed and lonely, most of the time in his basement)

but you never cried to them, just to your soul

cry boy, cry

Should I Stay or Should I Go: (associated with Will)

darling, you got to let me know

should I stay or should I go? (notice how Mike's song is about leaving, whilst Will's is a question, "should I leave too?")

if you say that you are mine

I'll be here 'till the end of time (when Labyrinth gate and 20 gate meet @connect-dots7 )

It's always tease, tease, tease (MHMMMMM)

you're happy when I'm on my knees

this indecision's bugging me (esta indecisión me molesta)

if you don't want me, set me free (si no me quieres, librarme)

Always Something There To Remind Me: (associated with Mike)

I was born to love you, and I will never be free (there's too much for this to just be a coincidence guys)

California Dreamin': (associated with Mike and Will)

I'd be safe and warm (I'd be safe and warm)

if I was in L.A. (if I was in L.A.)

stopped into a church

I passed along the way

well, I got down on my knees (got down on my knees) (I'M GIGGLING RN BECAUSE THEY SO OBVIOUSLY DID THIS ON PURPOSE)

and I pretend to pray (I pretend to pray) (Mike always weirdly being associated with religion mhmmm)

you know the preacher likes the cold (preacher like the cold) (woah there now)

he knows I'm gonna stay (knows I'm gonna stay) (OH MY GOD)

Heroes: (associated with Mike and Will)

'cause we're lovers, and that is a fact (lovers lake lovers lake lovers lake lovers lake)

yes we 're lovers, and that is that

we could steal time just for one day (STEAL TIME??? 20 GATE/LABYRINTH GATE - MIKE WHEELER YOU ARE NEVER GONNA BEAT THE TIME ALLEGATIONS)

I, I wish you could swim (lovers lake lovers lake lovers lake lovers lake)

like the dolphins, like dolphins can swim

I, I can remember (I remember)

standing, by the wall (by the wall)

and the guns, shot above our heads (over our heads) (the guns = electricity I don't make the rules, Alexa play "Are 'Friends' Electric?" from Mike Wheeler's Basement Beats)

and we kissed, as though nothing could fall (nothing could fall)

and the shame, was on the other side (the upside down and the real world is mentioned as "the other side" in the show all the time, maybe they kiss in the upside down with everyone else on the other side, therefore the shame would be on the other side? idk)

maybe we're lying, then you better not stay (LITERALLY SCREAMING)

When It's Cold I'd Like To Die:

where were you when I was lonesome? (THIS IS SO MIKE GUYS, "always a lonely boy")

locked away with freezing cold (HELLO)

I don't wanna swim the ocean (lovers lake lovers lake lovers- okay I'll stop)

I don't wanna fight the tide

I don't wanna swim forever

when it's cold I'd like to die

I don't wanna swim forever

I don't wanna fight the tide

I don't wanna swim the ocean

when it's cold I'd like to die

Are 'Friends' Electric? : (associated with Mike)

It's cold outside (I'm tired guys there's actually too much, I think I might stop here because literally every song connects I swear)

so now I'm alone (Mike, how lonely are you? No, seriously, is he okay? {He isn't} Even in "Tarzan Boy" it says "on my own like Tarzan boy" something isn't right here)

now I can think for myself

and things that I just don't understand

like a white lie that night (a white lie that night? maybe it's referring to the monologue when he says "I love you", I don't think so, that's a very big lie lol. I think this is referring to the "El commissioned the painting" from Will. Mike definitely knows that something is up, especially with his facial expressions in that scene, I've already made a post about this)

or a sly touch at times

I don't think it meant anything to you

so I open the door (there is too much references to "opening doors" with Mike, I'm not even joking, if I talk about it now this post will be too long)

It's the 'friend' that I'd left in the hallway

so I found out your reason for the phone calls and smiles

and it hurts and I'm lonely (MIKE???)

and I should never have tried

and I missed you tonight

So it's time to leave (smalltown boy theory is bound to happen guys what)

You see it meant everything to me

Open the Door:

come on with a gun

come on with a heart attack (YOU'RE THE HEART)

come on suicide

yeah, just like you a trap

save a blue face for me (let me remind you, "alone on a platform, the wind and the rain on a sad and lonely face")

turn around and take it off

save a new place for me

yeah, just where the flowers drop (we literally see a hill full of flowers in the last episode where Mike probably handpicked his flowers and the flowers literally drop representing milevens drop)

love that was new to you

you open up the door

I fall in love with these

I crawl out on the floor (CRAWL???? CRAWLLLLL????? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN GUYS WHAT DOES THIS MEAN HELLO SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE I'M GONNA SOB)

here's all the colors together so you can see the similarities better:

Staying/Going:

run away, turn away (smalltown boy)

Should I stay or should I go? (Should I Stay or Should I Go?)

He knows I'm gonna stay (California Dreamin')

Maybe we're lying, then you better not stay (Heroes)

So it's time to leave (Are 'Friends' Electric?)

(Bonus) You won't miss home (Tarzan Boy)

Lyrics about being alone/being bullied:

alone on a platform, the wind and the rain on a sad and lonely face (Smalltown Boy)

pushed around and kicked around, always a lonely boy (Smalltown Boy)

It's always tease, tease, tease (Should I Stay or Should I Go?)

where were you when I was lonesome? (When It's Cold I'd Like To Die)

so now I'm alone (Are 'Friends' Electric?)

(Bonus) On my own, like Tarzan boy (Tarzan Boy)

and it hurts and I'm lonely (Are 'Friends' Electric?)

Save a blue face for me (Open the Door)

Lyrics referring to time:

I'll be here 'till the end of time (Should I Stay or Should I Go?)

we could steal time just for one day (Heroes)

I don't wanna swim forever (When It's Cold I'd Like To Die)

(Bonus) Just a little more time is all we're asking for (Never Surrender)

Knees (??) (more religious imagry?? idk)

you're happy when I'm on my knees (Should I Stay or Should I Go?)

well, I got down on my knees (California Dreamin')

Freedom:

if you don't want me, set me free (Should I Stay or Should I Go?)

I was born to love you, and I will never be free (Always Something There To Remind Me)

Cold/Water:

I'd be safe and warm (California Dreamin')

you know the preacher likes the cold (California Dreamin')

I, I wish you could swim (Heroes)

like the dolphins, like dolphins can swim (Heroes)

locked away with freezing cold (When It's Cold I'd Like To Die)

I don't wanna swim the ocean (When It's Cold I'd Like To Die)

I don't wanna fight the tide (When It's Cold I'd Like To Die)

When It's Cold I'd Like To Die (When It's Cold I'd Like To Die)

It's cold outside (Are 'Friends' Electric)

(Bonus) And when the night is cold and dark (Never Surrender)

Opening doors (only two songs that I can think of, but a lot of imagry with Mike and doors in the actual series):

so I open the door (Are 'Friends' Electric)

you open up the door (Open the Door)

(interesting, because "Open the Door" plays during a scene that is about Will and his future romantic arc - "I'm not gonna fall in love." The song associated with Will says "YOU open up the door" and the song associated with Mike says "I open the door)

#music analysis 🎶#byler #byler analysis #byler theory #stranger things analysis #stranger things #mike wheeler #will byers #byler is real #byler is canon #byler is endgame #byler nation #mike wheeler is gay #smalltown boy conspiracy

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unfunnyaceartist · 2 months

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funny elementary stories with Ace

Me: *drawing a rainbow* ”Friend”: *hands me a black marker* Here you go Me: oh I don’t need that I’m making a rainbow “Friend”: THATS RACIST AND IM TELLINGGGG Me: 🤯😱 ———————————— Me: *name* Lueza? More like *name* the PIZZA HAHA Him: don’t call me that *sniffle* that’s really mean Me: OHIMSOSORRYYYY Him: That’s gay (<— back when it was just thrown around as an insult and we didn’t know the meaning) Me, very much female: NO ITS NOT —————————— Me: HAHA I GOT JUMBO (name of a friends squishmallow) Friend: *TACKLES THE SHIT OUT OF ME* —————————— Me: well I mean, you did say a really mean thing so I get why she’s sad Friend: *Stabs my hand with a pencil (hard)* shut up Me: *gasp* OW IM TELLINGGGGG Friend: WAIT NO IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO- ——————————— Me: *being actually harassed because I didn’t like a guy back and so he and his friends were trying to force me to date him by chasing me around* Boys: *not listening to when I asked them to stop* Me: *hides behind a wall* Boy: Where the heck did she go? Is she Spider-Man or somethin- oh there she is ———————— Friend and me singing songs on the radio Her: SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME Me: NO THATS A BAD WORD YOU HAVE TO SAY BE QUIET AND DANCE WITH ME Her: OH NO REALLY? Me: MHMMMMM ———————— Me and a friend talking to a friend a year younger than us Me: you gotta cover your ears okay Friend my age: mhm we are gonna sing something and you’re too young it has a bad part Tiny friend: Okay *covers ears* me and friend: CLOSE YOUR EYES AHUT YOUR MOUTH DREAM A DREAM AND GET US OUT DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM HIT THE HAY FAST ASLEEP DREAM A DREAM YA LITTLE BLEEP DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM tiny friend, smirking smugly: I heard that me and friend: no those are the words tiny friend, looking disappointed: oh… ————————

YES THESE WERE ALL ACTUAL REAL STORIES I REMEMBER

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kaeyx · 8 months

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nikolai would have tits, not pecs, like straight up breast tissue and NO ONE can convince me otherwise

MHMMMMM HE'S GOT TITS. BOOBS. HONKERS. MOMMY MILKERS. I NEED HIM IN A LITTLE LACY BRALETTE

Or if you mean like he's trans and doesn't have top surgery then yes that too. Either way I'm begging for his tits in my mouth immediately

#asks.answered #nikolai.bsd

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nightmarish-fae · 1 year

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spider, hiding in the corner (tara x reader)

this is a very short blurb inspired by my spider antics and the fact that there is not enough tara love. a gift for @prentiss-theorem who is my best thirsting buddy.

(i literally wrote this in 15 minutes, it’s probably not very good. whatever.)

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Tara shut the door to Emily’s office behind her with a smile, reaching for her phone as soon as it buzzed in her pocket. The case was nothing pleasant and she was excited to get home. To you. The two of you have known each other for years. The relationship, the living together was a fairly new development. The feelings, however, weren't.

And Tara couldn’t be happier. Just a message from you made her heart jolt.

Hey T, are you getting home anytime soon?

Yeah, we just got in, about to leave. Why? How come you're up this late?

The chat was quiet for a while, bubbles popping up for a bit. What followed made Tara chuckle loudly.

BECAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING SPIDER THE SIZE OF THE HOUSE JUST SKEEDADLING OVER THE FLOOR AND I AM PRETTY SURE IT WILL MURDER ME IN MY SLEEP.

A second after, a blurry video of a suspiciously big something moving across their bedroom carpet appeared, accompanied by a decent bit of panicked shrieking. Tara was glad it was late enough so nobody could hear her laughter.

Yeah, that seems like a serious situation. Hang on, I'll be there soon. ❤️

Yes please, love you T. 💖💖

—-

"Babe? I'm home!"

"In here!"

Your voice was faint, coming from the bedroom. Tara quickly shrugged off her jacket and shoes, only to find you crouched on a chair in what had to be the world's most uncomfortable position, eyes trained on the bed. Normally, you would be all over Tara when she returned home from a case. But a giant home invader that got lost somewhere under the bed took importance.

"Great. You are here, brave and I need you to save me."

Now, Tara wasn't the greatest spider lover, but she wasn't terrified of them. And there was very little she wouldn’t do for you. And so she searched, very carefully. And thoroughly. For about thirty minutes. Except the spider was nowhere to be found. It just disappeared, in all it's fuzzy, creepy crawly glory.

And you weren’t thrilled. At all. Convincing you to get into the bed took all of Tara's power. Eventually, the fact that you haven't seen each other for a week won.

But even cuddled together, hands tracing gentle paths over each other's body, the spider threat didn't go away.

"Babe, just go to sleep. The spider won't climb over you, I promise. I'll protect you, hmmm?"

You tilted your face into the kisses Tara was brushing over your cheeks, nuzzling even closer to her.

"Mhmmmmm…okay. But only because I trust my strong, brave FBI agent to keep me safe."

Tara couldn’t help but laugh. She adored you, even with your penchant for dramatics.

"Sleep. Now."

"Yes ma'am."

#tara lewis #Criminal Minds #criminal minds evolution #tara x reader #tara lewis x reader

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normalenjoyer-png · 2 hours

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bright!! fun!! colorssssss!!!!!! chunky lines and shapes. very edible mhmmmmm <333333333

YAYYYYY COLORS!!!!:DDDD also OUGH ty yes i enjoy my thick lines and Shapes waugh.... so fun to drawwww

#normalask #hi vera welcome to the sideblog JSAKLQSKDKLFJG

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screampied · 11 hours

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oh you posted ANOTHERRRR toji fic?? demon timeeee, no power 😛 READ THE TITLE RIGHT THIS TIME N IM IN FOR A TREATTTT

did he just kiss my ankle?

no way

NO FUCKING WAY

MEWOWWOWOOWOWOWWO ITS THE FIRST PARAGRAPH LAWD WE ALREADY DOING HUBBY SHIT IM ACC GONNA MARRY HIM AND PUT A RING PN IT

“sheeny parted lips” CANON. toji luvs his girl with lipgloss on no question “course ya can” IS IT HOT IN HERE?? “hold on to my arms sweet girl AGSHDHDHDHD IM ILLL IM SICK HELP ME

the “heh” in your fics NEVER fail to make me laugh bc I can hear it and it reminds me of my ex bf who would always type heh and I’d laugh like a hyena LMFOAAOAOOAM😭

i cant take the dialogue seriously today THE MHM REMINDS ME OF THE BLACK DEADHEADS W THE TORONTO ACCENT IN PORN VIDEOS GIVIN BACKAHOTS GOING “MHMMMMM, YEAH, OH SHITT” LFMAPAPAPPAOAOA

the detail didn’t come to play.. Colleen hoover could never

“listen to her-” MEEEEOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IM GONNA LISTEN TO IT ALRIGHT, HAND ME A STETHOSCOPE WE GONNA HEAR IT LOUD N CLEAR GOOD FUCK sorry i go a bit rabid when they say that in fics.. movin on :3

vegas I’m crying STOP WITH THE HEH KMFOAOAOAOOAO ITS NOT EVEN WORDS BEFORE IT ITS JS A STRAIGHT UP “heh.” STOPPP 😭😭😭 wait hes just breathing.. LFMOAOAOAOA WHY HE BREATHE LIKE THAT

“might have to propose to this sloppy pussy” I TOLD YALL ID MARRY HIM I MIGHT ACC BE ON MY WITCH SHIT IM TOO GOOD !! pussarius drunkarios is the best spell in the book, do not play with the CATTTTTTT DIANA KNOWS WHAT SHES DOIN

“gimme that arch again baby” YES SIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR i love that arch shit but awe its over ☹️☹️☹️☹️ that fic was full of giggles from both lips Idnc LMFOAOAOAO I LOVED THAT ONE

— pearl anon <3 !

LNAOOOO THANK YOU PEARLY FOR READING LIKE ALWAYS you’re too sweet 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️💓

idk everytime i look at toji he’s just a “heh,” kinda dude he’s just so smug n annoying pls. it reminds u of ur ex ?? BYE

the toronto accents 😭😭😭 now that’s all i’m gonna hear w toji dialogue FACK

IM SORRYI CANT HELP IT. my version of toji’s always gonna be a cocky son of a bitch 💔💔💔

pussarius drunkarios kills me everytime ☠️

#✧ ₊˚👤੭ : 𝐔𝑵𝐊𝐍𝑶𝐖𝑵 𝐌𝐄𝑺𝑺𝐀𝐆𝑬.#pearl anon #🧁

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fyodorloveclub · 3 months

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ahem, so!

Charlie is such a sweetheart! and I really liked Angel Dust and his development, but most of the main characters are very loveable in their own way :> as for the horniness…at first, I didn't get why people were simping for Alastor, then I thought he'd make a great dad (haha, didn't hit close to home at all) and then I finally understood it. but I know he's apparently ace so I'll just simp from afar. and I love Lucifer, he's such a dork :3 (and a dad mhmmmmm…)

yes!! all of the main characters are so so lovable and all for their own unique reasons. character development wise angel is for sure my favorite. and i def honestly think alastor would be such a great dad cuz he’d love, care for, and protect his kid so fiercely. lucifer is SUCH a dork i love his stupid dumbass short self so much… and yes a dilf dad hehehehe

#i’m soooo glad you liked it #voices in my head #lovers #hazbin hotel

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autisticlancemcclain · 2 years

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There’s nothing like a summer afternoon on the backroads, windows down, wind rushing through his hair, My Chemical Romance absolutely blasting through the shitty speakers of his ‘93 Corolla. (Yeah, yeah, Emo Joke Here, blah blah blah. MCR is good, okay, and The Black Parade is an excellent summer album.)

Keith yells along to the lyrics, loud enough to hear himself over the speakers, absolutely tearing down the road. If Lance was here he’d be whooping in the passenger seat, yelling just as loud as Keith. Keith presses the gas just a little more — he must be going 90 now, yeesh — wanting to get home as fast as he can.

“Love! Gimme love! Gimme love! I don’t need it but I’ll take what I want from your heart and I’ll keep it —”

A small beep interrupts his song, and Keith steps off the gas pedal a bit, glancing at his phone.

Notification from: Messages

my sweetheart 💙:

i am Very Bored and Lonely.

Keith looks back up to the road, slowing down and pulling over to the gravel shoulder. He checks both ways for cops, not seeing any, and quickly puts on his hazards.

He knows exactly what that kinda text means.

He taps on the notifications, quickly opening his conversation with Lance, seeing the little bubble indicating he’s still typing.

my sweetheart 💙:

so i’ve been getting really into choose-your-own-adventure books lately 😏

me:

oh yeah baby?

Keith feels his heart rate pick up, and he bites his lip. Yeah, he wants to get home, but he can definitely make a pit stop for this. He exits the conversation quickly as Lance is typing, opening up Spotify and playing their sexy playlist.

No one else is on this road, okay? There’s nothing but farmland for miles. It’s fine.

Finally, the typing bubble fades and Lance’s text pops up.

my sweetheart 💙:

mhmmmmm it gave me an idea 😈

my sweetheart 💙:

You are sitting next to me on the couch. Do you:

a) put your hand on my leg

b) kiss my neck

c) put your tongue in my ear

Keith can feel something hot and tight building in his gut, and he bites his lip, exhaling sharply through his nose.

me:

oh shit i like this a lot

me:

i like where this is going

me:

B

Keith palms at the hardening tent in his jeans, eagerly awaiting what comes next. God, Lance is so perfect for him. He’s always got a million and ten ideas, always throwing Keith in for a loop. It’s not like sexting is something particularly saucy or unique, but somehow Lance makes everything with him exciting.

The ‘ding’ notification that accompanies the typing bubble finally becoming a message could not get Keith’s attention fast enough, and his eyes rush to his phone immediately.

my sweetheart 💙:

Egads! A trap! The cushion beneath you gives way, plummeting you to a horrible cavern filled with ropes.

my sweetheart 💙:

Wait a minute. Ropes don’t move

my sweetheart 💙:

Snakes!!!

Keith busts out laughing, hand immediately leaving the front of his jeans in favour of pressing his hand to his eyes. His ears are still burning. This fucking dork.

me:

jesus

me:

what are my options now?

my sweetheart 💙:

no options. the snakes bit off ur penis u are dead

my sweetheart 💙:

can u bring me home a baja blast please

Keith snorts again, hard-on fully fading. Yeah, Keith loves this little shit. Lance knows damn well what he’s doing. He replies a quick ‘yes, you fucker,’ before switching his music back from the sexy playlist. He checks that it’s safe — road’s still 100% empty — and pulls back out, making a turn at the first stop sign to get to Taco Bell.

Lance may be a shit, but he’s a shit who’s gonna get his Baja Blast, dammit.

—

“Lance?” Keith calls, shutting the door to their apartment behind him. He hears quiet giggling from the living room, and rolls his eyes fondly before making his way over.

“Hello, you little brat,” Keith greets as he sees Lance, who is wearing tiny shorts and one of Keith’s t-shirts and smirking at him.

“Hi,” Lance replies, still giddy.

“I brought you your Baja Blast, and a taco, even though you don’t deserve it.”

Lance brightens, making Keith grin despite himself.

His boyfriend is very cute.

The cute boyfriend in question makes grabby hands, and Keith huffs, teasingly pretending to consider it.

“I dunno,” he says, tapping his chin as if in deep thought. “Do I give you this taco I bought, or do I just eat it?”

Lance pouts at him, making his already big brown doe eyes even bigger and more doe-like. Keith chuckles, gesturing for Lance to scoot over on the couch.

“Put those eyes away, you minx. You know damn well I’ll do anything you want without them.”

Lance laughs delightedly, grabbing his taco and tearing into it. “Yeah, I know,” he says around a mouthful of food, which would be disgusting was Keith not so distressingly in love with him. “I’ve got you wrapped around my finger, babe. It’s very embarrassing for you.”

Keith snorts but doesn’t deny it, because there’s literally nothing he can do to deny it. Lance has him completely whipped, unfortunately.

“Okay, Mr. Got-A-Job-At-A-Car-Dealership-Just-To-Talk-To-Me.”

“Hey, I’m just as whipped for you, never said I wasn’t. I just think it’s very funny that I intentionally got you up and running, left you hanging —” here Lance giggles again, the idea of a sexually frustrated Keith apparently too funny to tamp down his laughter — “and you still ran errands for me. Simp.”

Keith raises an eyebrow at him, then pauses what he’s doing, carefully grabbing his and Lance’s tacos and setting them on the coffee table, before turning to Lance with heated eyes.

Lance realises what’s going on just a second too late.

“No no no no no —” he scrambles backwards, desperately trying to get away, but it’s too late. Keith pounces, digging his fingers into Lance’s sides, making him shriek was laughter.

“G — get off, you big lug!”

Lance writhes around, attempting to buck Keith off, but Keith has him pinned. After several minutes of constant assault, though, Keith is feeling a little merciful, and grabs Lance’s wrists, pinning them above his head. He leans down, close enough that Lance’s eyes cross trying to look at him.

“You are a menace,” Keith says seriously.

Lance giggles again, wrapping his legs around Keith’s hips. “I know,” he whispers, leaning up to brush his lips against Keith’s. “You like it.”

“Mhm.” Keith presses back, licking lightly into his mouth. “I like all of you.”

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tetsuskei · 1 month

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Risu….water 7…kaku…I get it now…I can see your vision…when he dropped low to stretch his legs…mhmmmmm mhmmm mhmmm

YES ! i’m so so glad you see my vision nana !

ironically enough, he is literally in the latest episodes and i was reminded how much i…ahaha *twirls hair*

#if we ignore the devil fruit ability #we ball #and his nose—*call disconnected*

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obsessivelollipoplalala · 4 months

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Ah yes strangers on internet can talk about anything they want but a gay HIV+ man who saw his husband and multiple of his friends die of a horrible disease can't even mention the disease without "exploiting" it 🙃. These people are so see through lmao. I wanna bet money they stan Mary.

Mhmmmmm

And yeah, the person who I'm thinking of who said this take often defended Mary and got butthurt over my posts rightfully dragging her lol. They're the most predictable people in the fandom

#replies #Anonymous

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