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mha-vilain-au · 2 months

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*after Dabi and Tosho are revealed being the missing Todorokis*

Enji: I'm surprised you're this calm in such situation.

Fuyumi: I'm having 6 mental breakdowns and they are pretty much canceling each other out.

#Fuyumi my girl you are the ciment of this family #Also please take a break you need it #mha vilain au #my hero academia #mha vilain au incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes #mha dabi #mha enji #mha endeavor #mha fuyumi #mha shoto #villain shoto

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mha-vilain-au · 5 months

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Tokoyami: O great interpret of the unfathomable darkness, tell us if our dorm is the lair of any uncommon entity.

Toru: *trying to freak them out by messing with the Ouija board* Y-E-S

Ochaco: Great, your rent is 1000¥ and it's due the first of the month.

Toru: *moving the Ouija board* W-T-F

#Ochaco is a business girl #She doesn't let any money be loosed #Toru using her quirk for mischief is one of my favorite headcanon #Tokoyami who 100% belives in ghost thinks it's a real spirit which haunts their dorm #So he regularly left “offering” which are mostly food and shiny rocks #Toru takes them anyway #mha vilain au #my hero academia #mha vilain au incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes #mha tokoyami #mha toru #mha ochaco #traitor ochaco

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mha-vilain-au · 3 months

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AFO: *bring Medusa at the bar for the first time* Hey Kurogiri! This is Medusa and he will be your coworker in the League.

Kurogiri: Sir this a human child wtf.

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Medusa: So if there is any kind of problems we need to work together to fix it.

Kurogiri: *vibrating* Shut up before I nourish you and tuck you in a bed.

#Kurogiri was literally built with parental instincts #AFO mistake really #AFO:I will create a nomu babysitter for my two kids #Kurogiri:*starts taking care of every kid who cross his way*#AFI:Wait no-#Medusa experiencing parental cares for the first time in his life:I have a lot of new feelings and I don't know what to do with them #Kurogiri is the LOV parents that canon I can't do otherwise #AFO experiencing backfire for his shitty decisions is my favorite kind of content #mha vilain au #my hero academia #mha vilain au incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes #mha denki #villain denki #mha afo #mha kurogiri

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mha-vilain-au · 1 year

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Kurogiri: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can you live without?

Tomura and Izuku: *glaring at each other wondering who will tell the other's name first*

#True siblings relationship #It's more epic than cowboys duel in old western #Who is gonna say it? Who is gonna fulfill the joke? Who mom gonna smack with a disappointment glare first?#So many questions #mha vilain au #mha vilain au incorrect quotes #my hero academia #mha incorrect quotes #mha izuku #villain izuku #mha shigaraki #mha tomura #mha kurogiri

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mha-vilain-au · 4 months

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Izuku: So Ochaco how is hero school?

Ochaco: *laying on the bar* I hate it, they make me care for stupid things. Like Humanity, environment, morals and values.

Kurogiri: Don't forget the economy.

Ochaco: *sobbing* And the economy.

#The economy 😭😭😭#Rip Ochaco #Heroes school is the worst #How dare they to teach ethic #She is a chaos gremlin #A goddess of mischief #she deserves better #Being the traitor is the hardest job 😔#mha vilain au #my hero academia #mha vilain au incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes #mha izuku #villain izuku #mha ochaco #traitor ochaco #mha kurogiri

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mha-vilain-au · 7 months

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Tenya: Why did you give Toga a knife?!

Ochaco: She told me she felt unsafe after the villains attack!

Tenya: Now I feel unsafe!

Ochaco: I'm sorry.

Ochaco: Would you like a knife?

#Canon Toga and my ua Ochaco really just swap their problems solving skills #Toga after Ochaco gives her a knife: Why do I feel the urge to stab peoples?#Iida after Ochaco gives him a knife by force: Why do I feel the urge to stab a ninja turtle?#Ochaco encourages her friends' murder tendencies #mha vilain au #my hero academia #mha vilain au incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes #mha toga #hero himiko #mha ochaco #traitor ochaco #mha iida

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mha-vilain-au · 7 months

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Izuku: *approaching a new recruit Ochaco* Hey are you OK ? You set up with the team ?

Ochaco: *nervous* I-I'm fine, but I think Medusa doesn't like me very much.

Izuku: Really ? Why ?

Ochaco: Well he continues to glare at me and we never actually talk ! He just stands here staring and sometimes he even randomly claps his hands next to me for no reason ! He scares me a little.

Izuku:...

Izuku: Ochaco, Medusa is fucking mute. He just tries to get your attention.

Ochaco:...

Ochaco: Oh.

#Ochaco the accidental bigot #Medusa aka the mute that no one ever bother to teach sign language until know: how do I communicate 🕴️#Well it's not quite true I mean at the time Ochaco joins the LOV he would have already known perfectly JSL and maybe still working on ESL #BUT it's also very funny to imagine that Medusa had managed to navigate between the LOV for a couple of years without knowing how *#*to properly communicate with anyone #I just noticed I made a ton of faults in the tags but I just don't mind anymore #Fix it in your head 🤡#mha vilain au #my hero academia #mha vilain au incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes #mha izuku #villain izuku #mha denki #villain denki #mha ochaco #traitor ochaco

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mha-vilain-au · 8 months

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*after a training where he was pair up with Himiko*

Neito: I'll be the first one to admit that this did not go according to the plan.

Neito: But the plan was written with colored pencil and glitter gel.

#Neito and Himiko are the “clown to clown conversation” meme #Neito theater nerd and a dumbass 🤝 Himiko romcom nerd and a dumbass too #They're so platonic soulmates #Also I don't know if I said it but Neito is in class 1A in my AU #But he isn't mean to class 1B #On the contrary he's very found of them #In the “I'm so glad you didn't have to go through the same shit storm than us” kind of way #He still a butthead with Katsuki tho #But Katsuki is also a dick with every one so it's fair #In this house we support Katsuki Bakugou bullying #mha vilain au #my hero academia #mha vilain au incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes #mha himiko #hero himiko #mha neito #Neito Monoma is in class 1A

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mha-vilain-au · 8 months

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Ochaco: Request for you not to be a dick.

Katsuki: Request denied.

#At this point this is canon #It's their relationship in every universe sir #Sorry I don't do the rules 😔#mha vilain au #my hero academia #mha vilain au incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes #mha ochaco #traitor ochaco #mha katsuki

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mha-vilain-au · 8 months

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Izuku: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Medusa: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Ochaco: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Tosho: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Hitoshi: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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mha-vilain-au · 2 years

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Izuku: Tosho I was wondering.

Tosho: Hm?

Izuku: You have a very powerful ice quirk, your brother has a very powerful fire quirk, seeing your eyelashes I suppose your hair are naturally white and red, and the ages concord.

Tosho: So?

Izuku: Are you Endeavor's missing kids?

Tosho: *instantly on his guard* Why? You're gonna expulse us of the league? Sell us to the heroes?

Izuku: What? No! I just wanted to know for place him higher on my hitting list.

Tosho:...

*later that night*

Tosho: *awaking his brother* Dabi, Dabi.

Dabi: *sleepy and grumpy* What?

Tosho: I think I'm gay.

Dabi: *who knows damn well his little brother isn't straight since he is 7* And you wake me up for THAT?

#Izuku is the smartest here it isn't a secret #Only Nedzu is a match for him and I truly believe this is true for canon too #Izuku has a hitting list for everyone he thinks need to be eliminated #The HSCP's president and his dad are fighting for the first place depending of his mood #The LOV is a found family and I don't take criticisms #Tosho is gay and in love of Izuku and everyone know it except these two #mha vilain au #mha vilain au incorrect quotes #my hero academia #mha incorrect quotes #mha izuku #villain izuku #mha shoto #villain shoto #mha dabi #todoroki siblings

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mha-vilain-au · 2 years

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Dabi: I really need to stop asking my siblings:

Dabi: "How stupid can you be?"

Dabi: *staring at Tosho* Because some of them are starting to take it as a FUCKING CHALLENGE!

#Honestly only the boys are in the competition #Fuyumi is the voice of reason #Dabi is chaotic but since he rise Tosho he needed to learn some self-control #Natsuo has no limits if it's for piss off Enji #Tosho doesn't have any survival instinct if he's still alive it's because of his brother and pure luck #mha vilain au #mha vilain au incorrect quotes #my hero academia #mha incorrect quotes #mha shoto #villain shoto #mha dabi #todoroki siblings

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mha-vilain-au · 2 years

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There is two types of siblings:

Izuku: Tom, ok don't be mad but maybe I made a mini-hero friend and the bonding time went to the south... Anyway we have a corpse who need to disappear quickly.

Tomura: I'm here in two minutes. If we're fast we can make it before Kurogiri notices something.

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Tosho: Dabi! I accidentally set the trash can on fire and I tried to freeze it but now the ice is on fire and I don't know what to do!!

Dabi: Sounds like a "you" problem.

#The mini-hero was Iida #And the corpse is Stain oups #Tomura is the supportive in the chaos type #He takes it from their mother #Tosho and Dabi are just dumbass with a hate/love relationship in a platonic way #accurate siblings relationship #todoroki siblings #mha vilain au #mha vilain au incorrect quotes #my hero academia #mha incorrect quotes #mha izuku #villain izuku #mha shoto #villain shoto #mha tomura #mha dabi

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mha-vilain-au · 2 years

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Tomura: As an asexual I have no weakness! Fear me foolish png!

Tomura: *experiences romantic attraction* THE FUCK.

#And the lucky pal is Miruko #dust bunny #I didn't even plan this quote for the pride month but I guess I'm accidentally in the theme #pride month #asexual #Asexual Tomura Shigaraki #mha vilain au #mha vilain au incorrect quotes #my hero academia #mha incorrect quotes #mha tomura #mha shigaraki

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mha-vilain-au · 11 months

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Izuku: I think we have a problem.

Tosho: Is it about the fire?

Izuku: What fire?!?

Dabi: Nothing.

#Well the fire wasn't the problem but it will quickly become one #The arson siblings strike again #What or who did they set on fire?#Izuku has so much damage control to do he will probably become grey at 16 #mha vilain au #my hero academia #mha vilain au incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes #mha izuku #villain izuku #mha shoto #villain shoto #mha dabi

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mha-vilain-au · 2 years

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Dabi: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Tomura: What changed your mind?

Dabi: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.

#I hesitated because it works in the two ways #Both are bitches #But we love the bitches #Dabi 🤝 Tomura being emo bitches and chaotic big brothers #mha vilain au #mha vilain au incorrect quotes #my hero academia #mha incorrect quotes #mha tomura #mha dabi

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