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Drew some fanart for this fic! I like it. Simmons is really cute :3
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I made Grif into a merman for mermay.
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What the reds and blues would wear to the most toxic halloween party you have ever been too
Moonkitti did this and I thought it looked fun. Also they’re in rainbow order.
Donut - extremely elaborate cat maid outfit. Probably hand-sewn. There is a bell collar. He keeps meowing.
Simmons- *was* gonna do a dr. Frankenstein and Frankenstein’s monster thing with Grif but Grif *ditched* him last minute so now he’s going as the re-animator (same costume). No one gets the reference and now Simmons is drunkenly explaining the plot of re-animator to anyone who will listen
Sarge- honestly? Wildcard. I can’t predict this guy’s movements. Maybe a wizard so that he can bonk people with his big wizard staff.
Grif- Grif is going as Simmons for halloween (wearing Simmon’s clothes and mocking him the entire night). No one but him finds this funny.
Lopez - a human. He’s got this uncanny skin-coloured morph suit over his armour. It looks a bit like the greendale human being.
Kaikaina- lingerie and a witch hat
Wash- Dracula
Carolina- black widow because she takes herself too seriously
Tucker- sexy merman- which amounts to shiny scale-print legging and four sticks he taped into a trident
Church is going as the joker “ironically”
Caboose - inexplicably wearing a santa costume
Doc - where’s Wally/ Waldo
Tex- one of those goofy spiderman morph-suits
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Merman Simmons retelling how Grif convinced him to run a way with him to their daughter.
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"My scales are sharp. Please do not touch them."
“I’m not going to touch them,” Grif sounded a little offended. “They dont look that sharp, but I guess you’re kinda like a shark, huh? Rough like sandpaper.”
#v: hang ten shake a shaka#i like to make life difficult#we get a verse where grif is the human and where grif is the merman#mcrcenario
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So whenever I watch a piece of media that I like, instead of going crazy about that, my brain just turns it into AUs for RvB. So when I watched H2O for the sake of nostalgia, and now my cursed brain keeps thinking about Grif stumbling upon magical island back on Hawaii and now turns into a merman when he touches water, and that’s why full body armor is a good thing after joining the army and that’s why he doesn’t shower, and it’s so stupid but now I can’t stop thinking about merman Grif.
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Grimmons Mermaid!AU (I love this AU) or... reverse Mermaid!AU but... how would Grif become a merman??????? idk :)
sorry about the quality...idk why its blurry like that. I did the same thing when saving like I always do
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canon facts about red team
grif:
likes ben folds a lot he will fuckin jam out to the over the hedge soundtrack
msi too his fav song is seven minutes in heaven
reads sweet bro and hella jeff and thinks its absolute comedy gold.
doesnt know it’s homestuck. he once referenced it in casual conversation and simmons just lost his shit
has the most majestic long beautiful hair he looks like a merman
runs a secret tumblr funnyman type blog where he “ironically” posts a bunch of weird fetish art
said funnyman blog is wildly popular
simmons:
he reads homestuck and gets his friends to take the extended zodiac test and makes a classpect chart for all his teammates and starts planning out a whole fansession for them
tries to get grif to read it
is part of the Spore Collaborative Fiction Community
owns an dakimakura.
said dakimakura is a commissioned image of his own dnd character
you just know he plays settlers of catan too
donut:
has the most outlandish wonderful fashion sense
wears bright neon pink punk attire and torn jeans with galaxy tights underneath and spiked wristbands and a bunch of rings and necklaces and lots of peircings
he’s a brony (like, the good kind)
runs a stim blog
his room is full of coloured slime
he has a rainbow projector too
thor style beard + hair combo
sarge:
can do the best nickelback singing impression its genuinely scary
is actually the one person alive who likes nickelback
he doesn’t know what a vriska is but he really likes the spider devil lady from simmon’s funny internet comic!
is a cancer
(a canrist, to be specific. simmons got him to take the test)
is warriormale
lopez:
started an online petition to have dora the explorer cancelled
“deigo de go go puede quedarse pero es de puto en hielo fino” (go diego go can stay but it’s on fucking thin ice)
gets an account on education perfect just to fuck with humans in live math competitions
starts getting real buddy-buddy with grif to the point where he overrides his programming that tells him to hate him because whatever, he basically has free will at this point
bonus caboose because i love him:
donut lets him play with his slime he loves it
loves scented candles and soaps and perfume take him to lush and his heart is yours
is actually pretty good at drawing!
he drew himself as a dog once and showed tucker and he said “what is that, your fursona” and donut overheard and now he and donut are like a platonic furry power couple
does minecraft lets plays. his channel has thousands of subscribers and to this day he hasn’t recieved a single ounce of hate because he is just too fucking lovable
#rvb#red vs blue#rooster teeth#michael j caboose#dexter grif#i wanna tag everybody ghghhf#mine#these are all canon
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i saw a photo of a bioluminescent fish that lives in the dept of the sea and it was so cute and little that a mermaid au just popped in my mind lol. maybe a Grimmons mermaid au?
i like the idea of a merman simmons with pale skin that is easily burned when on land (yeah, the tail pops up only with water)
maybe Grif is just a surfer that found a fainted “turist” burned by the sun near the beach... and god lord he can’t just leave that shrimp outside right? *wink wink*
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What if the guys were mythical creature versions of their fears or the others fears?
Naga Grif and Vampire Simmons (?)
What’s a spider creature that Donut could be?
Or they’d be basic, generic animal monsters.
Snake man Grif
Bat person Simmons
Spider Donut
Oh man legless lizard Sarge or something.
Maybe Legless lizard Grif and Sarge hates that he’s not a real snake-
False Chameleons!!!
Just an assortment of creatures!!!
I love lizards and snakes and reptiles and amphibians and eek!!! Some many animals!!!
Fish men from the deep!!
Marine scientist Simmons stays at the shallows to study many sea creatures and fishman Grif is just watching him from deeper waters.
Occasionally Simmons would swim around and sometimes shows at the beach at night. He has no clue he’s being stalked (duh that’s what stalking is and Grif that’s creepy man.) so he seems more relaxed since he thinks he’s alone.
Relaxed Simmons is kind of embarrassing but whole heartedly adorable in somethings he does.
One time Simmons fights a shark. He might have lost some limbs, but he took the shark with him. Now Grif get territorial and makes sure nothing like that happens again.
I can’t draw very well. But anyways, Grif has two forms. One that’s closer to what human looks like but still has fish like things. His ears are sharper than a human and he still has his marks. His gill slits look like marks too. The other is his regular fish form.
I’m thinking Simmons meets Grif one night and they become friends. It gets a little flirty but nothing happens for a while. Grif eventually decides to give courting gifts knowing Simmons wouldn’t know they’re for courtship. The thank you kisses are very welcome.
Grif believes it an invitation to start kissing more and being cuddly. Simmons is initially confused and reluctant but starts saying yes to his bigger advances once he grows a crush on the strange nude man.
Well he doesn’t stay nude in the beginning since Simmons gets him some clothes! But clothes are a little in the way sometimes.
Like that one time Grif watched Simmons strip because he wanted to swim with Grif and Simmons is still wearing the removable covering.
Grif’s not completely clueless about human culture, but his sister knows more since she moved more inland.
Simmons gets invited over to Grif’s cave den where the entrance is halve flooded and easy to wade through.
The danger of being trapped in there is 40% as the cave itself is large, there’s a ledge for you to pull your self up, and at most the tides make you have to hold your breath for 2 minutes. Otherwise, you can just walk in if you find it with water up to your hips.
There is a land entrance that’s hard to find usually covered in foliage. Simmons finds it from exploring the cave with Grif.
Grif was super nervous to share his den with Simmons. His nest was fluffed and padded several times before he even worked up the nerve to ask.
He filled it with things he’s taken from negligent humans that he knew weren’t trash when he occasionally cleaned. The only reason he cleaned is because he didn’t want his sister getting hurt in case she visited.
The second he saw Simmons sitting in his nest, he couldn’t help the urge to make it super obvious who Simmons is with. In a sense. It’s not a real claim, because he’d need Simmons permission with that.
For some reason Simmons finds it easier to talk to girls now. Probably because he’s kind of not single anymore.
Especially this super pretty girl that started talking to him about her brother out of nowhere. Her brother sound familiar and handsome.
She tells him about mermen and mermaids and courtship. It gives Simmons the idea to subtly tell Grif he likes him without actually letting him know. He starts bringing Grif things like Oreos and other foods he’s made. He knows Grif’s a carnivore with those hot sharp teeth. Not to mention the other things.
Now Grif already considered the clothes Simmons got him as a gift saying he fond of him and wants to be close. These other gifts, Grif knows.
He’s already started half of the courtship. Simmons completes the other half by also giving gifts that mean he agrees to be his.
He’s not sure if Simmons is aware of the exact implications, but he’s sure Simmons is in love with him. He can also tell he’s been talking to his sister.
She had Simmons hand him a present she picked out that says she approves.
So that night was Grif’s favorite night <3
It was Simmons’ favorite too <3
Then Simmons was gone for almost a year and Grif missed him. He had to deal with the others that took Simmons place at the beach. Again.
Donut was tolerable sometimes. At least he cleaned up the trash that floats by.
You’d think a private beach closed to the public would be trash free?
He hates Sarge because he somehow knows he’s there and talks vaguely about killing him if they ever meet.
Locus was okay, but he wasn’t compelled to interact with him like he did with Simmons.
When Simmons eventually comes back, he’s got a baby with him.
Oh Fxck.
No wonder he was gone for almost a year.
His sister was so fxcking vague when she visited.
Oh!!! You know what could also happen?
If Simmons was the only one Grif didn’t interact with at all at first because he was attracted to him and didn’t want to come on too strong. He talked to Sarge (once) and occasionally Donut and talked to Locus a lot (mostly about Simmons).
It was after the Shark attack that Grif could no longer stay way.
Maybe.
I got very distracted.
#au#merman au#red vs blue#rvb Simmons#rvb grif#rvb sarge#rvb locus#rvb donut#grimmons#merman grif#cute
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So I have this idea of fishman Grif being hired by Simmons step-father as a bodyguard.
Now at the time Simmons wasn’t able to come out as trans and he wasn’t Simmons rather Peterson.
Simmons was a wheelchair bound aristocrat that couldn’t leave their estate.
(I didn’t really want the setting to be in One Piece but I like the fishman elements)
I am torn between having Simmons secretly being a mermaid/ merman (a fishman with a tail instead of legs) or secretly having wings (functional wings) (like the people of Skypiea).
Maybe both like a he gets his wings from his father, who abandoned him and his mom and he gets his tail from his mom.
His step father didn’t particularly like these traits unless they serve to aid him. Which is why he keeps Simmons locked up in his home. Simmons is very valuable but as long as he doesn’t speak.
Simmons never met anyone like him so Grif was a surprise. He immediately fell in love with him but was just so dense about it.
Simmons isn’t happy at all. But this was their backstory.
Soon enough Grif convinced Simmons to run a way with him. They get separated for a few years and when Grif sees him again, Simmons has a daughter.
Simmons got meaner while he was gone but still very cute. The little girl looks kind of like Kai when she was younger.
Grif doesn’t think about it. (Oh he figured it out, he just won’t say anything unless Simmons does.)
#au#cute#red vs blue#rvb Simmons#rvb grif#rvb au#grimmons#oc daughter#fanfiction#poll#polls#rvb poll
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