How about- instead of a boyfriend, why not a boyenemy where you beat the shit out of each other but like in a gay sex way

i've been really into zero escape recently

Fuck you guys CodeGold headcannons time

They wouldn't have a romantic relationship at all they would be QPPs that like to do little romantic gestures with each other

N would compliment J on her work and J would try to act like she knows her work is good but like the compliments

N speaks fluent J and knows what she's really trying to say when others don't like saying she'll change the way she does something means she cares how they feel but she never says it

J would be very protective of N from other people but they would have a very twin sibling like bickering relationship in the "that's MY idiot" way

J likes to bump N on the head when he's doing something he's not supposed to like eating trash he found

N likes to instate conversations for J to infodump about but make her think she started them since she loves talking about herself but J likes when N infodumps as well and thinks she's subtle about it but N pretends not to notice

N is very ADHD and is hyperactive and J is a flat tone autistic (out dated term but Asperger specifically to get the exact picture I wanna express)

N likes to show J all the weird collectibles he's found and she always tells him to put them away because it's on company time but then in the morning she will look through his collectibles to see what new ones he brought because he'll be sleeping and doesn't wanna wake him up

N always likes to bring V on their "dates" and J never cares but V always feels awkward because it always feels like just a weird hangout because they don't do dates traditionally

J always tries to act like she has no interest in Ns things like a radio he found but she always ends up getting the songs stuck in her head and N teases her into singing with him to which V likes to butt in and make the laugh when they least expect it

Hey, squeaker! (/affectionate /p)

I don't normally do stuff like this but I saw you liked Aizetsu and Gyutaro as a QPR and I have shipped them in secret since before I saw that. So it made my day to find. As an aro-spec person, I don't really see QPRs talked about much either and most people kind of just don't care about them as a result.

Anyway,

-> the actual point of my submission is that you recently reblogged one of my arts with the tag "good luck charm" as you were denoting affection to it for helping to uplift your mood during difficult times. It really warmed my heart, so I wanted to make something intentionally for you in that vein of "good luck charm".

I know your original tags were in reference to an endouma doodle, but I wanted to toss you something for one of your rarer pairings. (I was shocked to see it in the wild!! /pos)

Hope your week gets better, man!

I COULD COMPLETELY BURST INTO TEARS,!!!!!!! THEYRE SUCH DORK ASSES I hope someone stuffs them both in lockers they probably already do it to eachother as some odd affection ritual. Weirdos. OBSESSED.. sincerely I do not have the words to describe how MUCH I appreciate this 😭😭😭! Since you sent this things have thankfully gotten better so thank you!! Your charm worked!! (Things are still scary and new! But im feeling much better :-})

actually I am drawing a little something right now for you .holdon.

they're stargazing :-}.. I have so many little things in my head of these two but I wanted to make something quick right this second in exchange because AGWAA!!IM GRATEFUL!! I'll keep them close to my heart for EVER💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

the one major downside to adderall is that it reintroduces the 'can't sleep bc you can't stop worrying about the future' aspect of anxiety that prozac normally kicks to the curb with me. im dyin scoob

This is canon and actually happened believe me🤞 Rui made that plush himself

i. i had to k.

“My son turned out completely fine!” Your daughter wants to be put in a trance, called a “good kitty“ as she does cute catgirl poses for me, and obey my every command. She’s also very suggestible & susceptible to my voice.

oh my god fucking progress reports are coming out next week

the urge to start crying really just got real i have at least one zero in every class

does she know what she’s doing to me

you ever listen to a song, know its Themes and Metaphors don't match your f/o AT ALL, but the MV makes you so so ill and you need to see that video reanimated to be about your f/o just for the aesthetic and because of the intensity of the vocals?

..... anyway i'm feeling so normal right now. :)

[cw flashing, blood, knives, cannibalism, cuts of meat, religion, unhealthy relationships]

man. i changed so much these past years

i accidentally made myself extremely sad realizing that it doesn't really feel like anyone really loves poe outside of shipping/people hate him because he's a threat to their ship, and i just. god i can't protect him.

god i love them so much. theyre just so. charming? they just have this CHARM about them. theyre a goofy, silly little guy with a heart of gold and this cute little smile and face they make when they get flustered, and they have this way that they laugh thats just. so adorable. and they have beautiful hazel-brown eyes with such determination and admiration. theyre so strong, theyve gotten through so much in their life. they are so sweet and i love them so much. i could just sit next to them forever. they have nice cool hands that feel nice in my consistently hot and sweaty hands, and they love getting into my hyperfixations. they listen to me and everything i say, and when im feeling down they know exactly how to help me. they are so amazing, im so happy to have found them. they just have such a charm that only they could possess. they care about me more than any other person ever has, and i care about them just the same. whenever we are standing side by side, it feels weird to not have their hand in mine. whenever we sit next to each other, it feels weird to not have my head on their shoulder, looking at whatever they happen to be doing in that moment if theyre cool with it. they make this little noise whenever i lay my head on their shoulder, and its the cutest thing ever. i want to make them happy forever, i want to protect them from whoever or whatever tries to hurt them, i want to see them safe and okay. i want to go through everything for them. if they get married to their girlfriends one day (if polyamory gets legalized) i would absolutely try to attend their wedding and be their best man. i dont think i want to get married to them, i just want to stay in this loving relationship forever. i love them so much and i dont want to let them go.

i love you, mallow, my beloved queer-platonic partner <3

midland. that’s it, that’s the post

What is an oc, if not a blorbo custom-made to your tastes?