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Lan Jingyi: I am melting out here! Someone turn off the sun!
Wei Wuxian: sure
Jin Ling: say what now?
Wei Wuxian: *makes weird hand moves*
Ouyang Zizhen: don't tell me Mister Wei can turn of the sun with demonic cultivation?!
Wei Wuxian: done!
Lan Sizhui: nothing happened...
Wei Wuxian: well yeah. It takes six hours for the full effect!
Jin Ling: that's just the sunset! *stomps foot*
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mdzs but its sauce
jc: purple ketchup
wwx: soy sauce/carolina reaper sauce
jyl: honey
ljy: honey mustard
wx: vegan mayo
nhs: sweet chili
wzl: hoisin sauce
ss: starchy potato water?
lqr: wasabi
lwj: bechamel
sl: water
xxc: sparkling mineral water
wq: alcohol
bssr: moonshine
yzy: scotch
lsz: garlic butter
oyyz:
ljy: bong water i guESS
jl: garlic butter 2.0
mxy: peanut butter
jfm: fruit juice
mxtx: clamato
lxc: maple syrup
jgy: roux
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*Anyone looking at Jing Ling's place*: This isn't a state park?! It's a home!"
Wei Wuxian: My poor is showing
Wei Wuxian: *Lan Wangji walks up next to him* I feel like I have an extra 3 silver in my wallet...
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