Guys watch admin stream you can see Etho run SOT. He died where Pete died in an old run before, forgot which one but I gotta say Etho was very good for a first runner altho he needed a bit more briefing about target blocks, the statues coming alive and calling out room/dungeon colors. For a newcomer and minimal practice (no vod watching?) he was great. No one mentioned he can get his gold back too when he died.
His parkour is commendable! Get outta here with these "washed up" comments!
Now we just need to convince him that for MCC he doesn't need to entertain his chat while he's streaming, so he doesn't need to feel pressured about that (he mentioned this before as a reason for not liking streaming)
#joel: things are boring because i don't think the demon is real so i'm gonna make a rap battle against fwhip because it's funny
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Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4
This is stupid, Joel decides. It’s about the fifth time in less than three days that he’s gone to say something to Etho only to realize that, for obvious reasons, Etho isn’t there.
He’s not sure why he’s so affected by Double Life when the previous games didn’t really get to him at all. Then again, he never really had a solid alliance those times. And he definitely didn’t have a soulmate. But still. He was perfectly happy to move on with his life as if nothing monumental had happened, thank you very much.
Even so, he is sometimes capable of not ignoring his problems and realizing when he’s being ridiculous, and this is one of those times. Seriously, he was perfectly fine without Etho before this. Gods - is that a thing he can say, still? If he, technically, is a god?
That’s a question for another time, he decides. The point is that he was fine without Etho before, and so he should definitely be fine without him now, even if it’s only been a few days. Maybe if he actually talks to Etho he’ll be better at adjusting, or whatever. Coping. Does he need to cope?
He flicks up his comm interface and opens his contacts, only to pause. He doesn’t have Etho’s contact; it was automatically programmed into his comm during Double Life, but contact information doesn’t transfer between worlds unless he purposefully saves it, and he didn’t exactly think he’d be missing Etho like some— some abandoned puppy, or something, while Double Life was going on. So much for that plan. Maybe he can get Grian or Scar or someone to give him Etho’s contact next time they see each other during MCC.
He frowns. That seems too— personal, somehow? Too close to home? For some reason, he feels like it would be weird to ask any of the Hermits who were in Double Life for Etho’s contact. Like they’ll know too much, or something. But who else can he ask? He doesn’t really talk to any of the other Hermits unless they’re on a world together, and—
Oh, he’s an idiot. He literally traded with Gem, like, yesterday. How did he forget that?
“Goodness gracious,” he mutters under his breath.
He’s about to jump off the island and fly over before remembering that he should maybe check to see if she’s even home, just so that he doesn’t look like an idiot by showing up only to realize she’s halfway across the world or something.
Smallishbeans whispered to GeminiTay: Gem
Smallishbeans whispered to GeminiTay: are you home?
Luckily, it doesn’t take her very long to respond, so he isn’t left standing on the edge of his island like an idiot.
GeminiTay whispered to Smallishbeans: yeah what’s up
Smallishbeans whispered to GeminiTay: can I come by real quick?
GeminiTay whispered to Smallishbeans: sure! I’m just doing some building
Smallishbeans whispered to GeminiTay: be right there
It doesn’t take him long to make the flight. Gem is waiting for him when he lands; she greets him with a bright smile and a wave that he returns, though his is somewhat awkward because the last time he was here he was giving her bees to prevent some sort of international dispute. Luckily, she doesn’t seem to hold that against him.
“Hey, Joel! What’s up?”
Joel clears his throat. Gem barely reaches up to his waist right now, since he’s 11 feet tall and all that, and something about the height difference feels like it’s offending her more than he’s ever felt like he’s offended any other empire. He sits down cross-legged just off the path. Gem laughs.
“You didn’t have to do that.”
“Yeah, but I feel weird, otherwise. Anyway, I have...kind of an odd question...? For you?”
“Hit me.” She pauses. “Not literally. What’s your question?”
“Do you happen to have Etho’s contact?”
To her credit, she barely pauses. “Hm. I can check, but I don’t think I ever saved it to my communicator, sorry. You could go ask False, maybe? She’s known him a lot longer than I have.”
Damn. “No, that’s fine. Uh, would you mind passing on a message, though? Next time you’re on Hermitcraft.”
“Sure! What do you want me to say? We can write it down or something, that would make it a lot easier, because then I wouldn’t have to remember it or anything.” She hesitates, watching Joel with a scrutinizing look in her eye that he’s not sure he likes. “And I won’t look at it, if you don’t want me to.”
He makes a face. “It’s not gonna be anything bad.”
“I know! But, like— privacy’s important, you know, Joel. I respect that.”
He chuckles. “Thanks, Gem.”
Somehow, he always forgets how genuinely nice she is. Maybe it’s because he’s intimidated by her.
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632 notes - Posted July 30, 2022
#4
I’m working on a presentation for a powerpoint night and. it’s been a month. it’s been an entire month since the Moon Big finale. it’s only been a month since the moon big finale,
769 notes - Posted January 22, 2022
#3
MARTYN FIRST WIN! AND ALSO JOEL SAID FUCK! his career is over gg
851 notes - Posted July 23, 2022
#2
omg tommyinnit my favorite streamer
904 notes - Posted June 23, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
listen grian. nobody touches my bush, you're Done. it all started when grian touched my redstone, he played himself li-li-like a xylophone set on automatic, doc monster is a savage, with technical skills and crazy vocal acrobatics i'm a legend of the nho with etho beef and double o doc mc is coming for you sevenfold we got rendog another fireman to douse the flames that they shoot at this leviathan iskall can try again
you think i'm in hidin i'm just bidin my time, puttin pen to paper comin up with rhymes yeah we're a star studded group that got together just to crush you once we start somethin you know we're gonna see it through i'm the knight the soldier who brings the fight at first light y'all had to incite so now i gotta indict you're guilty of gettin murdered with words, y'all are out gunned, go home Nerds (woo-hoo!)
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if you think you can stop the symmetry that's false, g-team is dialling for help but i'm ignoring their calls and when their bodies dissolve you'll know that false is on a killin spree, try to stop my pvp and perish painfully. i'm the queen of hearts heads and body parts, your diamond armor can't compare to my martial arts i'll send a poison dart to make you breathe your final breathe, g-team's name will be the only thing left
caffeinated animated redstone innovator my behavior's crazy can't blame me, impulse is never lazy tango why did you betray me (what?) now my scope is aiming better run from cover from all the ghast balls that i be taming, without a sound without no hesitation my creations are amazing better watch your step or the g-team will end up blazing, who's the better team? there is no controversy but before it's said and done y'all be BEGGIN us for mercy (alright!)
hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang
X gon give it to ya! i'm gon give it to ya! X gon give it to ya (whaaaaaaaat?) lyrical boxing dropping blows on all my foes and the g-team they're looking unclean needed some sunscreen, burnt my words to hurt this herd of nerds it's absurd how my rhymes got them injured, danger danger! i got lasers to cut em up like razors, it's flexing season and i've got flavor, no weak defenses like trenches and benches that these dense heads are presentin
(they're presentin em alright. they're not very good, i could walk over that, i could i could jump over that. use an ender pearl, my elytra, come on g team, geez)
hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit gang
now i'm back got some things i wanna say. what's the letter that starts the alphabet (A!) ladies get in like the diggity be on the way (skrt!) cleo don't know who she's freakin with! all the lines say to notify her next of kin this diggity dog be droppin bombs nothin but hits, spit that rhyme again (brrt!) cause the message is i can mumble rap and still be the best there is
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oh, you wanted me to do a verse? i'd have to check with g-team-- i mean, i'd have to check my. schedule. to see if i'm able to do that. (oh, oh, oh, bananas, oh, oh oh, bananas. oh oh oh bananas oh oh oh bananas, oh, oh, oh, bananas)
i really don't think it's best for me to even be a part of this song
#i never really saw him as the bad guy in any way. just someone who saw another side of things and was trying to do what he thought was best
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#5
@theeretblr
236 notes - Posted March 11, 2022
#4
Im just. Grian's newest episode - the ending. Why is nobody acknowledging this.
Scar: "I'm just following your butt."
Grian: "Wh- what do you think?"
Scar: "Ah, it's adequate."
Grain: "Alright, well I know what I'm gonna do tomorrow. Squat."
They really do be testing their limits already this season huh
296 notes - Posted March 16, 2022
#3
Missing Mumbo hours - hope he’s doing well on his break <3
357 notes - Posted April 6, 2022
#2
This fic grabbed me by the neck and dug it’s fucking claws in. Thanks for that @theminecraftbee
Enjoy this sketch page <3
547 notes - Posted January 17, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Scar: "Bro I have never... seen you without pants on."
Grian: "Wait- eh- Sc- Sc-"
Scar: "Like this is just weird-looking."
Grian: Stops walking and crouches in front of Scar
Grian: "What do you think?"
Scar, pausing to look: "Ah, y'know it's adequate! It's adequate."
Grian, sighing: "Guess I didn't do enough squats."
This is too much. Between this and Grain changing "Sub Scar" to "Sub Grian", it's just too much. All in one episode? They're aiming to kill, at this point
#the idea of joel being short in comparison to other gods and that’s why he’s so insistent that he’s tall in empires is great
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#5
I’m crying at Scott spying on Grian and Scar and then turning around to see Etho staring him directly in the face
the way they both had to muffle their laughter
277 notes - Posted July 22, 2022
#4
Empires S1 Flower Husbands will never not be funny to me
cause like
you have this royal elf who is competent and smart and regal who looks at this fish who is covered in slime and goes
'Holy Shit he's cute'
and then continues to bully him because he doesn't know how to flirt with someone, as he's barely left the mountains for 400 years
and in the meantime the fish is too busy with a war over fish to notice the King of the Elves, even when the elf takes him on a date with flowers
323 notes - Posted July 9, 2022
#3
Hermes family tree really is
his two dads who got drunk and acquired a child a some point during that night
his Dad's wife who may or may not be a catgirl in disguise
The colourful man his papa flirts with constantly to the point we’re Hermes wonders if they’re married
And the colourful man's ex husband who hates Hermes' Dad but who Hermes is fascinated with because he so similar to Hermes (both armour stand/toy brought to life)
420 notes - Posted August 9, 2022
#2
Scott is something else this series like
purposely trying to break up couples, just grinning when Pearl axe crits him threatening to kill them both
my man really won on season and decided he was going to be a menace and honestly good for him
483 notes - Posted July 4, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
If every series Scott defies the rules of the game
Third Life: he stayed allies with a red name (I mean so did practically everyone but shush)
Last Life: refused the give into the Boogeyman’s Curse and went to Red
Double Life: Rejected his soul bound and killed himself so Pearl could have the win, despite everything that happened between them
He really looked the Watcher’s in the eye and said “Fuck you, I’m playing by my own rules.”
#also if skizz was in dlsmp and he didn't get impulse as his soulmate im sorry but that'll be a crime. they share hearts all the time already
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#5
Scott and Pearl’s breakup: absolutely appalling, heart wrenching, tragic. Must be rectified immediately.
Cleo and Martyn’s breakup: delicious, drama filled, beautiful. Spite jumping for damage. Passive aggressive comments while at Bdubs for dinner. Martyn got the donkey in the divorce. Wishing desperately to destroy the other, we lose, but you’re going down with me, hand in unlovable hand.
242 notes - Posted June 19, 2022
#4
False after her dream:
Sausage, whose repeatedly travelled to different realities and also had to be “re-birthed” after becoming a zombie:
397 notes - Posted October 12, 2022
#3
people on Twitter: how DARE they do this to my meow meow! >:(
people on tumblr: ohoho, they’ve made build mart Worse! (absolutely delighted)
763 notes - Posted August 19, 2022
#2
he is destroying the ecosystem
2,110 notes - Posted August 24, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
He 🥺
(meme made by a friend and told to post on tumblr)
#like it’s never ‘this guy bad >:(‘ it’s ‘this person is a victim of incredibly tragic circumstances. while it doesn’t excuse their actions-
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#5
that feel when the guy you’ve been crushing on turns out to be batshit insane
(individual panels under cut)
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27 notes - Posted May 17, 2022
#4
ibuki mioda ultimate matchmaker
33 notes - Posted May 18, 2022
#3
“humans are inherently selfish because it’s in our nature to only look out for ourselves” shut the FUCK up even if by “ourselves” you mean “other humans” you’re fucking wrong and trying to find excuses to be cynical so your misery is justified to you
ahem. sorry. got ahead of myself
anyways humans (and animals in general) do this little thing called mutualism where we make friends with another species basically. this is how we domesticated dogs. and cats. and basically every domesticated animal. when dogs were wolves they easily coulda killed us and vice versa but we both recognized that we could be stronger together so we worked together and now we have little animal companions we keep with us. when people used canaries to measure co2 in coal mines they built boxes to seal the canary from the co2 and connect it to an oxygen tank so it wouldn’t suffocate. we rehome bugs instead of squishing them. people see squirrels on the street and smile. we pack bond motherfucker it’s like a huge part of what got us to be the Big Species we wouldn’t be here if we didn’t love not only each other but also every living creature on this planet
love is human nature and human nature is love Do You Understand
35 notes - Posted August 9, 2022
#2
WAIT i just realized.
belos was able to possess hunter through a cut. he got to hunter’s blood through an open wound and spread undetected until he could take over his body.
you know what else does that?? disease. viruses and bacteria, specifically. belos is a literal pestilence to those he targets. he’s a fucking disease !!!! he spreads just like one !!! oh my FUCK
41 notes - Posted October 16, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
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ideas that refuse to leave ur brain until you’ve made them a reality
#last life had a few key locations but it was also a bunch of little bases too and they didnt have the last battle anywhere near the bases
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#5
Okay, I just watch Impulse's video thinking he was going to DIE!
He really made the episode exactly 28 minutes long and they entire time I was going through the stages of grief thinking that they would die! THE LONG MOMENTS OF SILENCE! THE DAMN TNT TRAP! 28:00!
Shout of the Impulse for both ruining and making my day by not dying!
17 notes - Posted July 15, 2022
#4
BDUBS AND IMPULSE ARE IN THE NEWEST MCC
28 notes - Posted November 4, 2022
#3
Don't think about how Big B might have been happy Grian was at the base. Don't think about how he might have thought Grian was going to help him and Ren. Don't think about how Big B trusted Grian because of how much Grian trusted him. Don't think about the absolute heartache he might have felt when he found out the Grian killed him. Don't think about how Big B remembers that Grian was complacent about his last death in 3rd Life. Don't think about how Grian has betrayed everyone he has ever held close in these series and how Big B hoped he would have been different. Don't think about how Grian has never changed and Big B thinks he didn't mean anything to him. Don't think about Big B not seeing the grave thinking that Grian killed him on purpose.
#but also kloki pls feel free to ask for money next time techno asks to use the fanart as a thumbnail
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#5
technoblade escapes prison stream and it ends with him going home and ignoring dream (who followed him) an immediately going to check on the animals and they get happy to see him, like jumping on him, whining and all the usual pet missing owner activities while dream just watches awkwardly and is trying to find a good time to ask techno for a place to stay when technoblade just gets tackled by Steve The Emotional Support Polar Bear cause he can tell that technoblade is very stressed.
652 notes • Posted 2021-08-24 04:39:34 GMT
#4
Technoblade is a very good sport in the competitions he has been in. In Minecraft Mondays, even with everyone hating on him for being good at the pvp heavy games and working with teammates who didn't cooperate, he still did his best and worked well with his team mates.
The duel against dream, we also see this in his dual analysis video by how he complements dream and pokes fun at his own moments of distraction.
And finally, in MCC, Technoblade is shown to boost moral and helping his team members from tips during the event and by providing training videos and helping them train (niki training vod my beloved).
I just think technoblade is so important to these events cause he helped to balance out some of the negativity that can arise when other ccs become frustrated and in turn their audiences might also lash out on twitter. So it's no wonder so many ccs and people who enjoy mcc miss Technoblade so much
754 notes • Posted 2021-07-22 20:12:50 GMT
#3
lines and moments I think about too much:
philza saying he's technoblades hidden sword
philza almost dying to tubbos arrow
ranboo moving in with philza and technoblade the weird energy they had as they tried to feel each other out
technoblade giving his axe of peace as a sign of trust and Tommy seeing it as a sign of worth
Tommy during his exile waking up and sometimes dying drowning in the sea
awesamdude slowly getting corrupted from being in charge of the prison and cutting Ponks arm of
when ranboo fell into the egg hole and technoblade gave him his trident
Hannah killing her pets after getting corrupted by the egg
I could keep going but please feel free to add if you want 👀
781 notes • Posted 2021-04-08 02:03:50 GMT
#2
LMAO GET THEIR ASS
920 notes • Posted 2021-08-29 03:33:49 GMT
#1
ok just to get it off my chest. But if you are in fandom and you say that you want to be more involved but you can't draw or animate or cosplay or write. You have two options left. Either learn and start out doing something. Or shut up and start interacting more with people who do.
That sounds aggressive. But as an Elder in fandom (I'm only 23 but I've been in fandom spaces since I was 13). People who make things only do because of the community that hypes them up and helps them form ideas. So when I say interact I mean
Start reblogging and retweeting things you like. You dont even have to say anything just do that. That's a great way to show you liked something, cause now your showing your followers!!! Its how you start forming mutuals!! Retweet or reblog something from a smaller blog and they likely will fall in love and follow!
Next step is to start leaving comments. I mean this either in the reply features on either site or by reblogging with some insight or even just by leaving something in the tags. If it's on AO3 just leave a comment saying you enjoyed it! Show some love!
Congrats!! you've made so many peoples days!!!! Now they'll be more motivated to share more works! maybe a reply you left inspired them to start an AU!!maybe others see that you are also a cool human person who deserved to be followed and interacted with! Now you have mutuals and people you could start a discord with!! Maybe now you have new friends!!!!!
Even if it's just the first level of interaction, it can mean so much for creators especially in fandom. Just consider it alright?
For every post I created, I reblogged 845.0 posts.
I added 122 tags in 2021
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#i didn't watch acoc live but i'm so sorry guys it took me so long to fall asleep last night bc i couldn't stop thinking about the episode
My Top Posts in 2021
#5
Inspired by a conversation with @labelleofbelfastcity and rewatching episodes 9 and 10 of crown of candy last night
I love two (2) old man pseudo father figures
139 notes • Posted 2021-04-01 16:33:35 GMT
#4
Diversity win! One of the men who did not understand the assignment and just wore a plain black suit to the met gala is trans!
211 notes • Posted 2021-09-14 03:20:50 GMT
#3
It just came on on my playlist and I was inspired
233 notes • Posted 2021-04-04 18:00:07 GMT
#2
Someone already said this on the dropout discord but the fact that rekha and ally, who both played dnd for the first time on camera for d20, are dnd vets this season is just *chefs kiss* 🥰🥰🥰
#understand not being friends with somebody because of the actions they've done to other people if they've shown themselves to be nice to him
My Top Posts in 2021
#5
If it happens, I cannot wait to see people try to approach Ranboo/Tubbo/5up/Sneeg and say some shit like "we saw you were here on stream so we went and found you" in the presence of Sneeg Motherfucking Snag, who has zero tolerance for people being weird and Will call them out on their shit to their face. I think it'll be funny
830 notes • Posted 2021-11-19 19:00:07 GMT
#4
I haven't seen enough posts talking about how completely and utterly right Tubbo was when he said "plot" or "story" are so much better words than "lore". Cuz he is right. In every sense. What the dsmp fandom (and most of the cc's honestly but I think that's the fandoms fault too) calls "lore" IS NOT LORE. It is quite literally the plot, story and/or character development. That stuff would only ever be called lore if it was the history of something, not the current happenings of the server
838 notes • Posted 2021-10-06 00:50:46 GMT
#3
Giving props to Ranboo for Actually being on the server and acting out his "sleepwalking" phases while he's not live. The dedication is impeccable
884 notes • Posted 2021-01-26 23:44:50 GMT
#2
REMEMBER WHEN TUBBO TOLD WILBUR THAT HE TOLD SCHLATT HE WAS PREGNANT
AND NOW WILBUR IS BACK
AND TUBBO HAS A KID
2683 notes • Posted 2021-04-30 00:33:35 GMT
#1
Tubbo being so "ew Lore" is hilarious considering the 2 people he's closest to on the smp are Tommy "lore streams are my only streams" Innit and Ran "always partially in character" Boo