Masterpost of all the new game texts

I think these are my favorite part of the new season update, they make my brain soso happy <3333

Edit: added the logos that made an appearance in MCC Scuffed!

And bonus Skyblockle!

Queen of hearts, heads, and body parts 🏹

[52] First win of Season 3!!

False has 4 mcc wins now and now there really isn't any way anyone can still say she got carried to those. She is still so underappreciated but like. She is so so so good!

Obviously she's really good at builtmart and rocket spleef rush and quite good at SoT and battle box and such but the main thing she is really good at that doesn't show up in coins much? Is call outs!

If False is on a team that listens to her and/or that she feels comfortable yelling at until they listen to her she is sooo valuable bc she'll stay cool, keep an eye on the bigger picture and make really good calls. That's especially obvious in sky battle. This event her teammates really weren't listening very well to her repeated telling them they needed to move in and bridge and avoid the border so she build the bridge herself and then when the others fled to what she'd build bc of the border gave a snappy little ''you're welcome'' (queenshit). Imagine what that could have been like if they'd have listened to her earlier (not blaming H and the others here, skybattle is very chaotic it happens).

Similar that time she teamed with Illumina and took charge on the last sky battle round after two really bad ones and got them up quite a few places. She keeps a cool head she pays attention to the threats, both other players and the border and she quickly finds ways to adapt and get them in a better situation. She also does this in survival games and in battle box, she realizes when a strategy isn't working and figures out quickly how to fix it.

Of course, bc this is still a gaming tournament, it's full of misogyny so she doesn't always feel comfortable taking charge like this and when she does, isn't always listened to - and even when she is listened to, some fans will then come after her for telling their fave he's wrong (like some of illumina's fans did that time - i'm not blaming him for it but it sucked)

This is why I loved this team, H, Dave and Cub weren't always amazing at listening in the chaos but False clearly felt comfortable with them and wasn't afraid to call them out, especially H and Cub who she knows better of course (and who's fanbases would never say a word against her bc H and Cub make it very clear how much they love and respect her) - she got Cub to give her the bow and take the blocks after the first few rounds of battle box, she called H out for not listening to her border calls on sky battle and she of course absolutely shut all of them up in dodgebolt ''i want to hear a deep breath'' ''no i need to just take slow breaths'' ''don't overthink don't overthink'' ''don't talk to me'' queen shit.

Now False is fairly good at pvp (best hermit for sure) and she is very good with a bow, but honestly I think she'd be even better as a general. The leader doesn't have to be the same in every game and it doesn't always have to be the person with the highest coin average though that's usually how it plays out. I think a lot of the time a team could really benefit from giving the leader role on sky battle (and other games maybe but especially sky battle) to False. The best pvper of the team is probably to busy picking fights to pay attention to the border. False is paying attention to the border. She's already good at callouts but imagine what she could do if she was given explicit permission to boss the others around and the others were more tuned in to listening to her? I just think that could be soooo good

False probably won't ever grab that role herself so one of the actual participants will have to notice this and push her into it but I really hope they do at some point

Every Joel quote from MCC 29 that I enjoyed hearing live [source vod]

Ok, I know everyone is freaking out over False telling off the boys during her 1v3 this MCC, but can we just take a moment to appreciate how supportive all of their chats were? I know False has had problems in the past where she’s stood up for herself or she’s called out a teammate for not communicating properly and that persons chat sort of dogpiles on her because god forbid women do anything. And I know we were all loving the moment H tells her to take a deep breath and she just straight up goes “no” and then Dave keeps trying to tell her to go slow and she goes “don’t talk to me” because she’s trying to concentrate, but I love this specifically because if you actually go watch their perspective, the boys chats are SO supportive of her. Like BOTH of their chats comment on this moment specifically and they LOVE it. They’re hyping her up so much, calling her Queen, they LOVE that she’s called out their boi, and I don’t know, just comparing it to the last time where she practically got death threats for telling her team they needed a different strategy, and now all of their chats are like “YES QUEEN” or poking fun at their own streamers for getting called out, and in some cases people even yelling at them like “LET HER BREATHE SHES GOT THIS”. Just the fact that everyone is so supportive was just kind of…nice? You know?

sorry for not being normal it will happen again

Hermits love having the most intense dodgebolts in existence

queen of hearts, heads, body parts, and mcc!!

he is soooo pretty

Heave ho! Raise up the sails

Chasing the winds on a new adventure!

alt version w/o text:

false with the steel chair

MCC 29's Aqua Axolotls: Season's First Champions! 👑

one of my favourite POVs this mcc! reference

don't repost, reblog instead! :D

who is ranboolive

Joel, while building an orange concrete wall to block off players: “We can timelapse this”

KEKW