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It’s funny how people who still can’t get over fucking Silverstone 2022 are telling us Carlos girlies (gn) to stop being dramatic over a thing that happened almost a week ago. 🙃
#maybe don’t throw rocks from your glass house#opened tiktok after so long and was blasted with multiple f1 content creators calling carlos fans dramatic over the ferrari thing 🙄#and some lecfosis making fun of carlos while still crying over Silverstone 2022#i am so sick and tired of people trying to tell carlos girlies how they should feel about this whole situation#let’s us be dramatic in peace ffs.#carlos sainz jr#carlos sainz
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the idea of "influencers" both confuses me and pisses me off to the highest caliber. like what do you mean. what qualifications do you have to be influencing anyone. what are you famous for... being famous? I don't get it.
#like. the tiktok and youtube and instagram “fame” makes no fucking sense to me.#i understand people being popular for excelling in a field-#award winning authors or actors or artists etc etc#you have people looking up to you for your impressive accomplishments#or maybe you're an expert scientist so people should listen to your discoveries about nutrition or something#but why why why are random people. who are just.. conventionally attractive?#getting famous for... being attractive?#and then they give out advice on what to drink what to wear what to do with WHAT BACKING?????#i dont GET IT#it doesnt make any sense to me.#watching a danny gonzalez video about the hype house show#and some dude on it said something about 'advancing your careers'#WHAT CAREER??????? BEING HOT ON TIKTOK????#THATS NOT A JOB>
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just made a twitter account for a project and after scrolling through like 3 posts on whatever the 'for you' page equivalent is called i feel ill and insane. we are in hell. no wonder ppl on that app live in an alternate reality.
#anyway i'm claiming sm accounts for the zine!!#probs won't end up using the twitter/tiktok so much but we'll see what happens#honestly if i can do any social media promo for it off tumblr we're going to consider it a miracle#but i think (🤞) hopefully it'll be easier when i'm promoting a product vs. just myself and my own art that came from my brain#sorry guys i'm about to turn into a zine making blog jskdhfkjsdhf#actually maybe i should start zineposting on my zineblog (@swiftieism for now if u want to follow)#can u tell i have no idea what i'm doing? i'm so excited ksjdhfkjsdhfkjds#vi is typing...
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hello upper middle class northern usamerican tumblr user. i want to play a game. you will notice that you are in a super america convenience store in rural kentucky - you have three minutes to purchase a snack and drink of your choice and make normal small talk with the cashier. however, if you use the word "cryptid" or generally make reference to appalachia and its inhabitants as "wild", uncivilized, or lacking restraint around alcoholic beverages during your time here, i will personally tie you to the chassis of a four wheeler and tip it into the river. live or die. make your choice
#speak friend and enter#i can appreciate mothman as much as the next guy but can we stop treating appalachia like it's the subject of a richard attenborough doc#i come from a long line of hillbillies and i like to think i've got a good sense of humor about it but sometimes i am tested#like. this is not a lawless land with a moonshine still in every holler and nameless voices in the woods!! this is a normal town!!#idk maybe i'm reading too much into it but i'm just tired of the cultural fetishization of appalachia by people who aren't from here#and who don't know anything about it. like yeah you know mothman and what hooch is and that's all well and good#but do you know what the opioid epidemic really is. do you know about the structural injustices that keep people like mcconnell in power#i'm not saying you have to apply dialectical political analysis to every issue that occurs in the region to be able to have an opinion#but also like. i'm tired of people looking at places like where i grew up and making them into things they aren't#like. on the one hand we have ''ooh spooky hills!! run if you hear the trees whisper your name''#and on the other we've got ''isn't appalachia so depressing...so hashtag ethel cain core...shame it's got no value beyond aesthetics''#and on yet another hand we have ''i - a person with no ties to the region - am going to take up the cause of every social issue#occurring across the entire appalachian region so the world will see just how bad these poor hill people have it. i am very smart''#and like. it's frustrating#i'm not saying you should never speak about appalachia if something we have is interesting to you#nor am i implying that i want to gatekeep discussion of the region's issues to the community bc that won't accomplish anything#i'm just saying that like any place it's complex. it's got its good things and it's got its bad things.#and you shouldn't isolate the good from the bad or vice versa - especially if you don't know the context in which those things happen.#and for the love of god dont let your own ignorance cause you to boil down those issues into a reductive and inaccurate set of stereotypes#learn about us from us. not from tiktok not from movies and for christ's sake not from hillbilly elegy. i hate that fucking book#anyway that got weirdly serious but i mean it. putting appalachia as a talking point up on the shelf until y'all can speak intelligently#ok to rb
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sometimes looking at like Self Help Strategies lists for the symptoms I'm having is always just like:
thing that I already do
thing I have tried 10 times
thing I already do
thing that I don't have the money to do
thing I already do
thing I've been doing since I was 10yrs old to no avail
thing that is impossible given my situation
thing that doesn't apply to me
thing that I already do
thing I have already tried
hrmm, oh wait, maybe finally- OH, yeah.. okay. thing that I already do but it was just phrased slightly differently
thing I have already done
#I think maybe productivity tips help less if the reason you're unproductive is partially like.. physcial health and other extenral things#out of your control. rather than just like having trouble paying attention or spending too much time on tiktok or whatever#all the strategic to do lists in the world are not going to somehow prevent me from waking up with a debilitating migraine or whatever#or having external stressors or lacking resources and connections or other Productivity Essentials etc.#especially many tips involve stuff like 'cut off from social media' since thats the modern day time waster for so many poeple#and it's like.. lol.. i can hardly even maintain a blog even thuogh i actively WANT TO DO SO. 'shut off your smart phone!' already#done babey i fucking hate smart phones i shall never use an app unless i am forced to. 'delete tiktok' yep. already covered. tiktok and#all of those thinsg are my enemies. 'save money by cancelling some of your services' cool. already ahead of you.#who the fuck is out here paying for like 10 different subscription services. pirated videos uploaded to google drive and youtube to mp3#my beloved. etc. etc. and so on. 'socialize less' .........LOL.. if only you knew.. mr.writer of the article. i can barely muster#talking to friends more than once a month and even less if I'm actively sick (often occurence) etc. etc. ... hewoo#I think maybe instead of generic productivity tips I need more like.. how to refocus and be productive anyway even if you have a headache#or are nauseous or etc. Not that those are always things to ignore. and of course you should let your body rest and etc. But plenty of peop#e have mild physical symptoms and just work through them. Ithink something about the way my body/mind is SOO hyper attuned to all#sensory information just makes it like... constantly 'GRR well I cant focus on WRITING right now because my lef#t ear feels weird and my socks are too itchy and my back has a strange pressure and I'm vaguely warm and my eye feels some ssort of#way it doesnt normally feel and I'm hyperaware of my breathing and also nauseous for no reason' and like half of those things I#think '''normal''' people wouldnt even notice or at least would be able to just live through. but for me it's like.. nealry impossible to i#gnore and soooo distracting always. like 'wahh.. nooo we can't draw or get anything done.. my legs feel slightly heavy or something!!'#like............. ok......... who cares. thats not even a PAIN sensation it's just something weird. but it's just like.. NO. constant#mental alerts about the 'heaviness' of your legs be upon ye. Though Imean like.. yes.. 70% of the time I am in genuine pain#or having some sort of actual ailment with trackable physical symptoms. but sometimes it's just like... we could totally be working right#now and ignoring this silly thing but my brain is fixated on it for no reason uncontrollably. etc. etc. I guess it's the same way that like#most people can go to a grocery store without the whole experience being so overwhelming and so much stuff going on at once#that they have to rest afterwards but like.. in my own HOME doing NOTHING i feel like I should be able to not get overwhelmed lol. ANYWAY#Rolling my bastard little rock up a dumbass hill and so on and so forth
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When y’all act like reading comprehension on tumblr is the worst I can tell you’ve never read tiktok comments
A video can be like “of course it’s okay to collect anime figures of minors but I dislike the way this character was portrayed as sexual in the show so I no longer like this figure” and the comments are filled with people arguing with the statement “it’s not okay to make anime figures of minors” which was never even remotely said
“I like Sonico because she has a more common body type that most anime figures do not have” turns into “I personally despise skinny people and think you’re freaks”
“This video that said there are no excuses not to do x is incorrect because there are a lot of reasons to be unable to do x”, comments filled with people arguing the original post never said there were no excuses (or somehow magically imbued the sentence with “doesn’t apply to disabled people”) when the literal words they used were “there are no excuses”
#imagine if I reacted to fatphobia the way skinny people react to somebody saying they think fat people are attractive#(sonico is not fat for reference she’s just not as skinny as the majority of figures)#like it’s so absurd it’s barely a reasonable reaction to actual bigotry#sarcastically going ‘thanks I feel so great about my body after you said other bodies are also normal and okay’#maybe we (fat ppl) should try this technique and see what happens#like I think asking for a substitution of beans in a recipe is normal behavior yet that’s the example you choose when these kinds of#comments are everywhere on tiktok#person who wants to make bean based recipe but doesn’t like beans doesn’t even have 1/100th the main character syndrome of skinny people#when a post isn’t about them or neurotypicals when somebody advices them not to purposefully terrify mentally ill people in public#or that lady who thinks malls aren’t public spaces so developmentally disabled people shouldn’t be allowed to go to them
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Saw a post that was essentially, "I don't like how failgirls are trending because they're misogynistic portrayals." Bud, I think you're missing the point of failgirls. They're not beloved because they're inaction damsels who's dainty punches do nothing. They're beloved because they're relatable. Men get to be shitty and pathetic loosers in media, why can't women? Like, there's no dichotomy of either badass hero or fainting lady. Girls should just be as capable as being fuck ups and dipshits as boys. Let her be gross and disgusting and pathetic and annoying. I'm tired of "perfect" representation. Give me someone gross and relatable.
#they also tied it back to 'girl dinner' and 'girl math' but I think they're making a connection that isn't necessarily supposed to be there#but also I don't touch tiktok with a 10ft pole and neither should anyone else#invisible talking moose#And tbh I've never seen anyone complain about too MANY badass female characters but maybe it's because I follow the right people
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i keep seeing people compare the number of fics on ao3 against how many wolfstar has and saying "____" should have more
just shut up and go read what is there or write it yourself xx
#like first off that's wolfstar. get your conversation away from them#i saw one that was about dorlene which yes i love love love dorlene and i always love finding fics of them!#but that doesn't mean the nearly 5000 works already posted don't matter#like if i want to read dorlene i will go and search and find a dorlene fic to read not come online to bitch about how there needs to be more#i just wanna ask these bitches making these comparisons if they have read every single fic under the ship they're talking about#5000 is still a TON of fics maybe it's less than what wolfstar has but those are two different entities#just going on line to say look at many more fics x has than y! we need more y!' like oh my god shut up#read what is already there.#EXCEPT people aren't going to do that bc these little twitter and tiktok gremlins (derogatory) don't search on ao3#all they do is wait for one to get popular and hop on that which is beside the point. BUT like read the fics that exist#and they act like they should be on a pedestal for shouting about the lack of fics when in reality there are thousands#this got so rambly i'm sorry i'm just annoyed from seeing these dumbass complaints from people
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the girlies on tiktok are using your art for lore videos without credit :')
omg 😭 i guess im honored but also sfhsdfh wish theyd direct some of that clout my way... hope theyre at least not starting drama
#kinda curious if someone has a link...#guess i cant do anything about it shfshhsd maybe one of these days i should make a tiktok acc with drawing progress videos#@ anyone reading you can always use my art for videos etc... just with a credit please#thank you for letting me know about these tiktoks! will have my eyes out 👀#asks#yourblues
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so desperately curious what ice & mav would think about the trend of the us military using tiktok e-girls as a recruitment tool
#the problem with writing military fanfic is that you can get lost in the weeds so quick LMFAO#like meeting recruitment quotas is definitely a top-level concern#ice: idk mav our numbers are down again this year no one knows what to do#maybe we should start another war or something#Mav: how about this let’s fund a blockbuster movie and make up an enemy for our pilots to go bomb#super cool#ice: no that won’t work because everyone will try to join the Air Force like last time#how about this; let’s tell all these lonely 18 year old boys that they can meet their dream girl at NAS Great Lakes#it would’ve worked on me#Mav: it would’ve?#ice: ok ill suggest it at our next recruitment standards meeting#and BAM government funded e-girls#alternatively#SECNAV tom kazansky circa 2021: mav can you tell me what an ‘e-girl’ is im lost#Mav: what’s tiktok am i supposed to know what that is either#You guys might have followed me for the fanfic but are coming to learn that i am genuinely insane in the tags
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i sent the flower ask, yeah i know dances were always made to go viral, i mean tiktok trend specifically as it being very bad and way too simple. even if you compare it to other newer girl groups whos main target is tiktok trends too, it feels like choreographers picked the simplest possible moves that dont even fit just so that it can be replicated by literally absolutely anyone within 2s
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#if you want to be mad at bp or at tiktok there are plenty of problems to be mad about but babes this is not one of them#once again i cannot believe you are making me defend bp but seriously? cmon. that's the dozen girl what did you expect#i literally watched the choreo again and i have no idea what youre talking about. its perfectly acceptable choreography#the only thing that theyre doing is using the amount of backup dancers + big formations to cover up the fact that this girl cannot dance#anon i think you should read this ask back and maybe think about it a bit sdlfkjsdlf. maybe look up how kpop choreos used to go viral#blpk w#text#answers#i am LOSING it at a kpop fan complaining about a point choreo being TOO simple......we really have come so far#about to make a badge that says 'survivor of the first hallyu wave'#and its just a 144p gif of a child doing the sorry sorry dance on a playground#also ALSO as a blanket statement and something i've said before on this blog: i think kpop choreos should in fact be simpler actually#so yea i dont care that it was brainlessly simple
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im choosing to blame m*lanie martinez personally for the plague of awful tiktok-originated pop punk songs about hating your ex with a nursery rhyme. like im sure it would have happened anyway because 'childish thing but i said a swear word' is like the number one talentless cheat code to edginess but i still feel like its her fault
#i can draw a direct line between her and the mad at disney abcdefu industrial complex.#sorry i just heard a song called twinkle twinkle little bitch and if it also takes off im going to start killing people#avpost#i blame her not just bc these people are like teehee what if i made something for kids edgy but also bc#theyre all using the same awful singing voice that i feel like ties back to her. im so raspy and edgy#you dont sound grown up you sound like vanessa hudgens in beastly straining her voice to not sound like a child.#other entries in this genre include everything the tramp stamps made and that song thats like. 20twentydone with 2021#nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare#i think if you make music like this people should be allowed to fist fight you in public at any moment.#luckily these only show up on my feed now w people talking about how much they hate them so like#maybe the trend is over but w how tiktok works i dont know if thats the case#or if its just that ive specifically been put on the side of the app w like. adults who listen to real music
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I just saw a tiktok (that probably originated as a YouTube video or something because it was long) trying to theorize that humans evolved on Mars and I'm honestly just devastated. Like I feel old. We shouldn't be on the internet.
These are grown ass men, with degrees, being so sure of themselves that the reason we are so poorly evolved is because we're not made for this planet and not just that like... evolution sucks? Like have they studied nothing but humans their entire lives? There's too many animal species to count where they literally die over stupid shit like evolving without a stomach so they die of starvation (see: all moths after their caterpillar stage) We aren't built different.
#anyway i am at a loss for words#also sorry i rant about stupid tiktok videos on here quite a lot tbh#like maybe i should just try not to think aboht it#but its just so disturbing to me that i know this wasnt a joke. they were serious and at least a handful of people are going to believe it#skgkfkfh it makes me want to rip my hair out how do people like this get time in front of a camera#how do people like that even make it to adulthood. where does that audacity come from#they also said that its why we get sunburnt and need sunglasses and stuff. because clearly the suns radiation is not natural#like i hate to break it to you but were not from mars were just destroying our original protection from the sun#so now we have more cancer and more sunburns and our eyes are beimg damaged#its not really a mystery
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i should become a music reviewer but instead of reviewing a specific genre or keeping on the pulse of the charting hits I just rate based on how good the fake AMV I imagined in my head about my OCs while listening was
#okay but for real maybe i should make a music blog. im kind of the worst to listen to music with because i like#wanna talk about the song the whole time and repeat like fifty times#and again. a lot of my music tastes is like entirely amv based HJKFLDAJFds#im also like. brutal to albums. i kill them. i maim them. i tear them limb from limb#even on the rare. RARE occasion i like an entire album as an album i still end up deleting half the songs because i#dont feel like listening to them alone#(im not like this with EPs tho. if its under 5 songs im less brutal HJFSDKJFS)#im like that tiktok of that girl watching the hydraulic press videos and judging the slayness of each#i listen to an album like im an emporer watching gladiator fights. will i put my thumb up. or will u be KILLED#(deleted off my sd card)
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i want to write. coffee shop aus for mc and all the astoria LIs. ive got some ideas bouncing around my head for most of them, the problem comes in azctually writing them all down oogh
#meg speaks#ok blah blah blahu guys already know about my alex x mc coffee shop aus so im not gonna get into them#but medusa x mc coffee shop au where medusa starts to frequent this one shop that typically makes pretty good tea#it's quiet and out of the way of most monsters. no gang fights. far enough from HERA to relax a little#and it happens to have a very cute barista who (admittedly) doesnt make the BEST tea ever but she's receptive to#helpful criticism and she and medusa start to hit it off#or or or a hades x mc coffee shop au where hades has a meeting at a shop nearby HERA and hes like#'i dont even like coffee oh woe is me where r my green smoothies' but then this girl who works there is like 'omg you should try THIS'#and its the worst drink he's ever had it's some tiktok drink (he doesnt know what tiktok is) and its full of sugar and he tells her so#and shes like. oh :) well maybe you should come by again and i can make you something better#and he does and all this time there's something nigglign in the back of his mind re: her and then it HITS HIM#she looks just like his bestie who is deceased#so he goes back again and again and again and#i was going to say more aus but honestly laughign too hard at the hades one#im so fuckign tired LMAOOOO im gonna stop now#hades x mc#medusa x mc#astoria#lovestruck
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taking a moment to like appreciate how much less of my time and energy is spent thinking about mormon shit like . oh my god it freed up so much mental space to not have to worry about any of that.
#jordan talks#exmo blogging#yes there is trauma but also im not convinced that maybe i should make religious art to ‘devote my life to the church’ or whatever the fuck#and i dont feel bad about not having scriptures memorized or whatever#that was evil to ask that of my undiagnosed adhd brain#i dont have to suffer through general conference. god bless my mother for never making us watch the whole thing#why did i try so hard when my family didnt even care that much is what i wanna know. whats my complex .#i found some exmo youtubers who arent like. insufferable so Z#idk most of exmo tiktok is so goddamn annoying lmfao
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