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belligerentbagel · 2 years

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even Atlas has only two hands

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#this one's for all the teachers out there #horror cw #hands cw #draws #after 2.5 years of caution and masking everywhere; i tested positive for covid on wednesday morning (first day of fall semester) 😔#at earliest; i can be back in the classroom on monday #wednesday itself was an absolutely horrible 24 hours (but admittedly the anatomist side of me has been going 'ah! physiological data!')#but thursday and friday were a grim indicator of how much capitalism has rotted my brain #because after getting through 24 hours of a MASSIVE illness with undetermined long-term effects; i felt compelled to return to the #6-hr-sleep 18-hr-waking cycle that i was accustomed to; out of GUILT for falling behind in work #(note: i was NOWHERE near 100% back on thursday. i could have charitably been put at 50% - still headaches & fatigue & productive coughs)#a friend had to very sternly tell me 'you cannot solve structural problems through constant 80-hour-week heroic measures'#'you especially cannot do this when you are recovering from a debilitating illness which has the potential to remain a -#- serious lingering problem if you overwork yourself'#like. gods. yeah. it's not my fault that my classrooms are stuffed to the student maximum that our union has valiantly maintained #it's not my fault that the district only gave us one pre-semester prep day; meaning that my room & plans were left unfinished before day one #and - even bigger; it's not my fault that public health in the US is careening into 'can we pretend hard enough like nothing's happening'#my students will have a milquetoast start this fall semester. that is fine.#their teacher might not be able to stand and talk for longer than ten minutes at a time #i will do what i can. i still care about them. i am reading their introduction emails and smiling a bunch.#but i refuse to allow myself to be consumed in order to keep this fire lit.

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revenantpoet · 9 months

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Shop Update!

So not only did I make snazzy new graphics for everything, dropped the new spooky pommallows (forgive the squishmallows pun), I also opened up a few new shops across the web! Ko-fi is by far the cheapest option since 1. There are no fees, and 2. I definitely undercharge for the amount of labor that goes into them (I want everyone to be able to have one!), but I now have an Etsy, MakerPlace, and Aftcra storefornt! You can find all the links right here! :D

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tomatoswup · 1 year

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Lunch Time!

summary: Since you didn't get McDonald's the last time, maybe you should get some for Lunch! You sure are hungry!

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warnings/tags: knives/nai jumpscare, another crack!drabble hehe, they really gonna put yall to work,,,you don'T EVEN WORK THERE,, but no warnings just plucking chickens :P, humor,

A/N: sorry for barely any updates, i just got sick again :,D am suffering,,,anyways is this another mcdonalds AU fic? YES,,, poor reader, they really goin through it naww,,,hehehe enjoy~

Work was a tiring, dreadful thing.

Thats what you concluded as you twirled and spun around in your office chair. How long have you been here now? 5 Hours now?

The rings of phones going off, the gossiping of co-workers around your cubicle, and the bright computer screen honestly just made the side of your head pound. The growl of your stomach making you feel somewhat a bit worse as the rushed small breakfast of the morning wasn't as filling as you would've wanted it to be.

What time was it anyway?

Planting your feet on the ground, stopping the spinning chair, you peaked up at the lone analog clock on the monotoned colored wall.

12:00 PM

Oh! How'd you miss that? It was lunch!

Without a seconds thought with the urge to get the fuck outta the place, you got up and grabbed your keys. Maybe a good meal could clear your headache. Thinking about it, you haven't visit that odd McDonalds in a while, it wouldn't hurt to visit again...

Right?

It didn't take long to find yourself in that same McDonald's, swinging the door open and cautiously walking in to avoid an airborne bun or sausage.

Maybe the nice guy from last time could take your order! What's his name? Bash?..Flash?...Vash, Vash! That was it!

"Hi-" Looking up as you took your wallet out of your bag, you couldn't help but freeze in place.

Oh shit

Instead of the kind-hearted poor worker you had expected, the scary, built...Actually pretty built dude who pummeled the shit out of that customer from that morning stood there. They did kind of look alike though.. Twins?

He shot you a stank look, tilting his head to the side.

Nope.

"Oh, uh..." You gaped out.

Peeping at the name tag on his...why was his chest that plump- SORRY IM SORRY WHAT WAS HIS NAME?

Squinting, you made out the name "Nai" before your thoughts were interrupted by cough.

"So you gonna order or keeping staring at me?" Your cheeks flushed as you took out your wallet “Oh uh yeah, sorry, can I get a number 2-"

"We don't have that."

...Okay? This was a McDonald's right? They really don’t have any quarter-pounders in the back?

Wasn't that their most common meal item?

"Oh? Really? I didn't think you guys would run out of-" Nai whipped his finger up to the clock on the wall nearby "You came at a shitty time, everyone working comes in and orders shit. So pick again."

A bit stunned, you rubbed your hands together out of nervousness before looking back up at the menu...What? Would you wanna get your ass beat by a McDonald's worker?

"Then can I get a 10 piece chicken nugget mea-"

"We don't have that either."

MF HUH???

HOW THE HELL DO THEY NOT HAVE ANY CHICKEN NUGGETS?!

"Chicken nuggets? Ya'll really don't have chicken nuggets?" You exasperated.

"Office party. Ordered 4 orders of our 50 chicken nugget deal, cleared our storage right up. Look, are you gonna order something we have or what?"

HOW WERE YOU SUPPOSE TO KNOW WHAT THEY HAD AND DIDN'T HAVE?!

"Or if you really want nuggets, how about you pluck the chicken in the back?" He deadpanned, leaning on the counter with his right hand and resting his left on his hip.

"....do you guys really have a-"

"No we don't have a fucking chicken."

Damn it.

"Wait..." He muttered, whipping his face around to the clock again as the beeps and dings of the back of the McDonald's became consistent, ringing at every minute.

"Are you fucking kidding me?" He sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose before walking out from behind the counter to the front door.

"Hey!" He yelled as you looked around, he wasn't talking to you right? You nervously pointed to yourself unsure "Yes you! Get behind the fucking counter, I don't wanna get sued again."

SAY LESS SIR!!

You aint wanna get your ass handed to you today!!!!

You quickly slipped behind the counter with Nai right behind you. "What happened?" You asked, putting your bag down as Nai rummaged in the cabinets for something.

Was someone robbing the store? Was there another another customer he was gonna fight? Cops?

It wasn't until you heard slams on the door that you looked back down at him, before getting a face full of fabric.

"A-A hat?" You cried out as he stood back up "They break down the doors sometimes but you can work the shift today." Giving you a hardened smile, he slapped the hat down onto your head.

WAIT YOU DON'T EVEN WORK HERE!!!

"I CAN'T DO THIS!"

Suddenly, you heard a loud pop of a lock break, and the waves of business men and women, and other customers pushed through the door, hogging the lobby up as if they were the sardines from that one Spongebob episode.

"Well!? Nai screamed at you "Take their order!"

Bro you didn't even get to order food! When did your lunch end anyway?!

With a heavy sigh and slouched shoulders, you pressed a few buttons on the screen "Hello welcome to McDonald's, how can I get your order?"

Why do you keep coming here anyways?...

'Can I leave now?'

It didn't take long for the hour to end, and all the customers to be cleared out that all the staff from the back had come out to the front.

"Are they dead?"

"Well they sure look like it- Ow! What was that for!?"

"Wolfwood don't say that!"

Your body was slouched against one of the walls, the McDonald's hat covering your face as you sat there as limp as a doll.

"I hope they're alright..." One of the more taller browned haired female worker said as the small black haired one went to shake your shoulder.

"Just kick them, maybe they'll awake."

"Legato don't-"

"OW!!!"

Never again....

#vash x reader #trigun imagines #trigun #trigun headcanons #trigun stampede x reader #nicholas d wolfwood #vash imagine #trigun knives #millions knives #trigun mcdonalds au #trigun maximum headcanons #am writing this as i have two napkins stuffed up my nose #trigun nai

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yoru · 9 months

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I JUST FINISHED VOLUME 10 OF TRIMAX AND I AM EMOTIONALLY WRECKED

#WHY DID I FUCKING DO THIS TO MYSELF #i was lying to myself saying it wasn’t going to happen but y’all… my eyes are swollen and my nose is running #that and i was listening to i feel love by donna summer on repeat while reading this volume and i think that made it worse ong #this is all i’m going to be thinking about as i go to bed tonight #vash just entered his widow era and is stuffing himself full of food to avoid any negative emotions and keep his mind off of everything #and like yeah same dude i’m about to devour this sopita de albóndigas and hope it somehow cures me #trigun #trigun maximum #trigun stampede #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #salo.exe

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aperfecta-rt · 3 months

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messy sloppy "Fairies from Little Red" sketches (Little Red is a fanfic I wrote that was so wildly au and distant from any source material that I made it an original story) ramblin oc info below cut

Fairies are small feline bipedal creatures (usually two or two-and-a-half feet tall, tho they can get up to three!) They're similar to the average house cat in appearance but they generally have bigger ears and a "lion's tail". These guys are defo not drawn to scale

up at the top left having a sit is POPPY!! Arguably the main character of Little Red, tho his two older brothers are equally as "main". He's still a lil kid so he scrapes one and a half feet tall- a baby. His fur is all white, and he's missing his left eye and ear from what appears to be a burn scar

middle t-poser is Max (short for Maximum Power- name he picked himself) who is a BIG BEEFY BOY at juuust shy of 3 feet tall. He is very active and works out a lot. He's about as grown up as a 20 year old human would be, but he's still a silly goober that likes to climb trees (usually fails) and annoy his sister. He's got an orange tabby-ish pattern!

rightmost t-poser is Max's adopted sister Jade. I drew her with eyelashes bc I think she'd want me to draw her with eyelashes like that. She's a bit younger than Max and not quite an "adult" but she's pretty average sized- lil over 2 feet tall. She is not average in having long fur tho- most fairies don't. She doesn't like it bc she can't wear tight-fitting clothes or it smushes all her hair down, which is uncomfortable. She's into anime and likes to draw, currently in her emotionally withdrawn teenage phase. She's short-tempered but very kind and caring once she warms up. Her fur is mottled silver with a bit of a tabby pattern- it's very pretty and unique.

#oc #furry #not really furry but yknoooo kinda?#anyways these three are precious to me #max and jade are much newer than Poppy but just as loved #Russel (one of the humans in the story) thinks max is literally the coolest person ever #he is honestly he really is #with a name like MAXIMUM POWER how couldn't you be?#max has a pet praying mantis named Pastel #jade isn't great at drawing but she makes up stories w fairies as the characters which humans dont really do #so imagine her looking at warrior cats art for inspo #shes a little edgy and a little sharp but shes too nice to commit to the bit #poppy has a collection of stuffed animals also named after flowers #his most treasured belonging is a blue beetle plushie named Bluebelle that he takes everywhere w him

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cherry-pop-soda · 6 months

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trying not to be sad abt my mom taking that old stuffed animal from me and keeping it for herself especially considering that she took it multiple years ago but at the same time. due to the aforementioned house fire and me losing most of my things as a result i think i never really learned to place importance on objects quite as much as most people seem to which would explain why i didn’t try very hard to stop her from taking it at the time. but also. that little bear was one of a very small handful of my things that survived the house fire and didn’t get thrown into storage to be lost forever or forgotten to time and my mom took it. and i’m kind of really upset about that and i guess it’s only now catching up to me

#at least i have my two stuffed pigs that i’ve had basically since birth #which also survived the whole entire house fire incident #and i have the bear the fire people gave me #but it’s still not the same as having the bear i spent my entire early childhood playing with and hugging to sleep every night #that i can’t remember not having ….#thanks mom #and like. no other stuffed animal has that emotional significance to me #because pre fire i used to be attached to all of them i think but that one especially #but after the fire and losing all but like four of them maximum #i think i learned not to be attached to them that way anymore

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missy-the-dragon · 10 months

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THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID BUT I HAD THE BEST TIME DRAWING THIS 😭

The only good thing about this is the shading i lowkey gave up on at the end. I tried to draw wolfwood incredibly bad. And he just...makes me think of those anime girls who look like pugs HELP ME. I had to subject everyone to this accursed thing. I PROMISE I CAN DRAW NORMAL. But the rest of the trimax main cast is getting this accursed art style too.

#trigun #trigun maximum #trimax #nicolas d wolfwood #nicolas the punisher #THIS IS SO CURSED #shitpost #this post makes me want to rip out my stuffing from my bed OH MY GOD #I dont even know why i finished this it looked 100 times better in my head but #its so bad its good i love this fucker #was incredibly tempted to put eyes on the punisher but i didn't. i wish i did

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felinecorpse · 2 years

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I was thinking about getting one of those HUGE beanbags when I move out one day instead of like a bed or futon but then remembered I take up 3/4 of my queen size bed with ease so

#it’s not that I sleep spread out or anything I just always end up like diagonal across the bed #but those bean bags look so fucking comfy I need one #maximum comfort #AND I think their feather stuffed which is ideal because the sound of the beans/beads in normal beanbags is a sensory nightmare for me #*they're sorry is 5 am #also even in stuffed animals the sounds and feel of the little beans makes me want to clay my skin off #BLEGH I'm icked just by thinking about it #bones rattling

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ochrophyta · 2 years

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had 2 classes today and they were both literally just syllabus and icebreakers. but as soon as i got home i literally took a 3 hour nap and then got sleepy again an hour later. i want to quit college and just sleep all day i think.

#my bed is maximum cozy all my stuffed animals fit and i have like 6 pillows and 4 blankies #i think i need to try hibernating. they call me clairebear for a reason. and that reason is im sleepy and love raw fish

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orcelito · 2 years

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There's No place like home...

#speculation nation #in bed with my soft fuzzy blanket nest & my hot pad & my nice pillow & my stuffed tiger & my fan #i missed them all... but the fan most of all. bc god Damn it's hard to sleep without some sound dampening #like i managed but still. i love my white noise fan.... i love it so much...#+ everything else for Maximum Comfort. i am feeling very sleepy indeed...

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toytulini · 24 days

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what do you do when you need to get a new bookshelf to adequately fit all your dvds and books, but the bookshelf thats there is like the maximum size it can be in that spot, and theres nowhere else to put one, and you dont want to get rid of any books or dvds

#toy txt post #its already stuffed to the absolute maximum in ways librarians would NOT approve of. the books are like double stacked and i have shit #stacked sideways as well. cant be any talled cos the computer is on top of it and it would run into the tv shelf + would look weird #well. idk i could maybe add a couple inches? but like not enough for another entire shelf. i could maybe get one a coupke inches wider and #fit like. what. 8 more books with creative double stacking?#god. i need. to go through all my shit and i dont wanna #the real answer is that a folding bookshelf door on the closet that i never close would be perfect if they werent so stupid expensive #if only i could get into woodworking and spend probably double the cost of just buying premade ones and having them installed by a #professional on materials and learning smh #god. okay i need to figure shit out starting with putting away all my fucking laundry

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devinwolfi · 8 months

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i love using the wrong pasta shapes for things. spag and cheese. vegetable penne. tortellini-lasagna.

#spag and cheese is such an experience #i prefer angel hair for maximum writhe but some people dont like that. the yuck factor makes it better for me <3 #tortellini lasagna tho is a very good alternative to the process of making lasagna #its already stuffed w cheese(ricotta/moz) and dump a container of jar sauce on it and maybe more cheese if you fancy it and stick it in the #oven til something happens #its the same flavors and while you wont get the layering obv. still good

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fairy-angel222 · 3 months

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𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐀 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐓, 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐀 𝐒𝐋𝐔𝐓 𐙚˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩

—nanami is fed up of your annoying behavior

cw: smut, rough nanami, really mean nanami, heavy degradation, use of (slut, bitch), hair pulling, cumming inside you, gagging, face fucking, desk sex

a/n: this pic + mean nanami was trending months ago ik, but this is a repost so :’)

Being Satoru’s brat of a sister. Always teasing Nanami about him not having a girlfriend. You’re constantly whining in his ears about the dumbest things. You’re as annoying as your big brother, and Nanami can only tolerate so much. Especially when you decide to catch an attitude with everybody because something didn’t go your way.

That is exactly why Nanami had you on your knees taking his cock, his hand in your hair roughly bobbing your head along his thick length. “Is this what you needed to shut up, hmm?”

“Needed to be treated like the stupid slut that you are. Fuck, you’re so much less annoying like this.” He cursed, eyes dark with rage as he made you take him deeper. Loud gags filling the empty room as Nanami fucked your face.

Mascara filled tears ran down your face as you struggled to breathe. Your nails digging into the muscular man’s thighs. You could feel the tip of his cock slamming into the back of your throat with each movement of his hips. His pace fast and hard, heavy balls slapping your chin repeatedly.

Nanami’s head fell back, a string of curses leaving his mouth before groaning loudly. Two consecutive globs of his spit falling onto your face followed by the sharp slap of his palm. The man using his fingers to spread his saliva and your tears across your cheeks. “So, so much better like this.”

He yanked you up by your hair. Bending you over his desk before thrusting into your sopping pussy with no warning.

You let out soft cries as he bullied your cunt open, stretching you out almost painfully. Nanami groaned loudly when you clenched down on him. His long fingers digging into your cheeks as your moans increased in volume. “Shut the fuck up.” he grunted. Pulling off his tie in one swift motion before stuffing it into your babbling mouth.

“Just shut up and take it. Had enough of your bratty attitude.” He growled meanly.

Nanami’s hips snapped into yours inhumanly, your tits rubbing against the hard wooden desk as your body jerked with every thrust. It felt so good to put you back in your place. He was so fucking tired of hearing your voice.

Nanami this. Nanami that. I want this. I want that. Always getting on like a fucking baby when you didn’t get your way. He was sick of it.

Nanami grabbed onto your two wrists bruisingly, holding them behind your back as his other hand found its place in your hair again. Pulling you up, Nanami held you flush against him, cock reaching even deeper than before as he fucked into your shorter frame.

You felt so tiny against him, your head rested on his broad chest as your sobs were muffled by the yellow and black cloth. Forcing your teary eyes open, you could see the anger on the man’s face. His eyebrows furrowed, hooded eyes glaring down at you and his lips pressed into a scowl.

It gave him maximum satisfaction to see you so dumb on his cock. “Maybe this was your fucking goal all along. To have me ruin you on my cock and fuck that attitude out of you.” He grunted.

“Fuck, i hate you so much baby. Look at you, where’s that annoying bitch now huh?” He laughed darkly. “Gotta keep fucking you like this to keep your dumb slut of a mouth in check.”

You let out a muffled cry, his tie becoming soaked with your tears and spit as drool ran down the sides of your mouth. Knees wobbly beneath you as your eyes rolled back, the man fucking you closer to orgasm.

“Fucking look at me.” he growled, “Look at me when i break this pussy on my cock.” He demanded, his voice rough and deep. You whimpered, glassy eyes looking up at him through wet lashes till you met his brown ones.

Your pussy clenched impossibly harder, your slick running down your thighs as he fucked out your every last brain cell. Slamming up harshly until your mind was etched with nothing but him, his name, and his monster of a cock.

You could feel his veins rubbing against your gummy spot as your body began to shake. Muffled incoherent moans of his name being spilled straight into the fabric between your lips.

“Should’ve known sooner that this is what a slut like you needed. It’s all you’re fucking good for huh baby?” You nodded in agreement with a cry. Obscenely loud squelching sounds filling the room as he sloppily thrusted into your soaked pussy.

A smirk grew on the man’s face. “Maybe I should stop right now and leave you needy for my cock for the rest of the day.” You whined in protest, your tears ready to double in amount. Nanami only smirked wider, “Teach you a real lesson.”

Nanami’s mouth hung slightly in short grunts, his abs tensing behind you. “Fuck, go ahead slut. Cum, make a mess f’ me.”

Your body trembled uncontrollably, your moans and screams going unheard as you squirted. The clear liquid gushing onto the man’s thighs and tiled floor. “Dirty fucking bitch.” he spat, teeth clenched as he contemplated pulling out. “Gonna fill you up with all my cum. Someone like you is bound to be on the pill.”

Nanami stilled deep inside you, his deep groan sounding in your ear as you felt his hot ropes of cum coat your walls. “There we fucking go.” He breathed, remaining buried in your warm cunt for a few more minutes before pulling out.

Upon seeing your messy tear stained face, Nanami’s eyes widened. Did he go too far? Shit. Taking the dripping tie out your mouth, he opened his mouth to ask if you were okay. He was taken aback when you hugged him tightly, looking up at him with a wide grin. You truly were a little slut.

You giggled, “Wanted that for so long. Wish you would have done it sooner.” you pouted. And Nanami simply blinked in surprise as you nuzzled into his chest. You really were a Gojo.

#jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk x reader smut #nanami x reader smut #nanami kento smut #nanami smut #nanami x reader #gojo satoru

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yumenosakiacademy · 1 year

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my halloween candy n other foods keep tempting me but im kinda getting close 2 running low on candy esp of certain types (which is insane... bc the chocolate section was Very Full b4 all my binge eating...) so my thought process is what if i jus get Rly Fat rn since my diet is dead n broken n over w then restart the diet once theres lil 2 nothing 2 tempt me? tho, of course, keeping up my 7 hrs of walking everyday so i hopefully dont become TOO fat n also 2 use up some of those calories 4 Exercise Purposes. is this a good idea? no. n i h8 my growing stomach n thighs more n more w every day. but i hope 2 1 day stop impulsively eating. here soon. bc when i go over my diet maximum my brain goes “welp time 2 go big or go home!” n enables me 2 become Fatter n binge eat. all of this exercise is i think inflaming my body too. i cant tell how much of my stomach n thighs is fat or muscle but considering how much fattening candy ive eaten...

#my midsection feels so full from how many calories n fat ive been stuffing in it each day sigh. like ive been going over the maximum even 4 #normal ppl but on a Daily Basis. like 3-4000cal n 50-100g fat Daily.#delete later

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bumblebeebats · 5 months

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So my mum works at a nonprofit that reduces food waste by redistributing whatever random stuff grocery stores don't want, and apparently today they got CASES AND CASES of... these.

Apparently she put out a plate for people to try and the *maximum* score that anyone gave it (out of dozens of people) was a 5/10.

But like. i HAVE to try them. And you know what, I was skeptical of the "turkey & stuffing" flavour tortilla chips she brought home last year but they turned out to be delicious, so.

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dollhog · 1 year

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How I gained 200lbs in 15 months. Hope provides insight/helps you gain!

I gained most of the weight through breaking my metabolism and constant grazing! I basically retrained my hunger signals to where, when the bloat goes down and I feel slightly less like I’m going to burst, I eat immediately. Eventually my body started to understand that not stuffed = hungry. If I’m bored, snack. If I’m happy, celebrate with food. If I’m sad, comfort food. It doesn’t matter what I’m feeling, I associate it all with food.

Eventually your body will somewhat adjust to the copious amounts of food, so gaining stupid amounts of weight won’t really be all that difficult. That’s when you know it’s time to increase the calorie intake. Drinking melted ice cream or cake mix and milk really helps too. It’s stretched out my stomach to the point where it would be impossible to loose the weight. And I just treat it like an extra fattening milkshake.

The process of being constantly stuffed to maximum capacity always has me feeling all hot and bothered, leading me to eat for food. And that eat/sleep cycle leaves me too bloated and swollen to really do much about being all worked up, therefore leading me to keep eating.

And good old smoking the devil’s lettuce helps too. It can take you from stuffed to bursting to ravenous in a matter of minutes. That’s probably responsible for a good portion of the weight on me.

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