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synthibear · 7 months
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woa!! 2 AM synthipost!! (it will happen again)
anyways I can't sleep and it's a school night so I think it's a good time to ramble about an AU me and my friend have together!! (and I really want to start posting about because they're silly!!!!)
we're talking CUSTOM!AU BABYYYY
[Edit by yours truly, Tom's design belongs to EZM !!]
[Edd and Matt design also belongs to yours truly!]
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Custom!AU was co-created by me and my (platonic) husband EZM !! (check them out on YT, they make cool content!!), starting out as a simple silly roleplay over in the Eddsworld RP game on ROBLOX! I was.. Definitely not expecting it to turn into a full fledged AU with lore, but here we are!
The AU revolves around two things! One being Clone Theory and the other being the Multiverse! Their main issue at the moment is the clones, who have definitely screwed their lives over a bunch..
Currently in lore, Red Leader (Clord) has begun his attempt to take over the UK, having already taken over a few surrounding countries such as Norway, Sweden, Finland and (I think) France. Not fun at all!
I'll definitely talk more about it later, but I feel like this is enough for now!! :3
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cunttom · 2 years
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this sucks and nevermind the comics or whatever ill just say whatever. its stupid but ive had this in my head since april
The end is. Different. Tord pitches his world domination plot only to be told it wont work. Instead, each member of the group posits their own thoroughly-structured schemes, and end up seni-collaborating/fighting to executing their plans before each other. Includes: tord and tom madmen chaos violence together.
Finally, sick of being smothered, and at a moment of Argument, tord unleashes his secret weapon: tordbot!
Eventually he seems like he's expressed all his inner rage and how he feels like no one is really his friend because he doesnt deserve it. Edd talks him down (maybe kaiju battle?) and tom and matt were sitting there cheering and sharing popcorn while tord threw his fit. All their new good moods are spoiled, however, when tords robot slips on the grass in the front lawn and wipes out the entire house.
Whoops! All homeless
COUCH SURFING!!! they're not as mad at each other as they were. A little resentment to tord for destroying the house but theres some good catharsis in getting in a giant fistfight. But theyre also couch surfing. As a group of four.
Desperately, in a more organized effort, they try to put their world domination plot under way. Combining each of their powers, they can do anything!
They can't. But, since tom struck a deal with bing and larry to make more clones as his part of the plan, uh, now there's tons of those. And tords brute force + underground logistical strats have very much destabilized a few world powers. And matt has this super cute zombie army. And edd now has this monopoly over meat packing, which hes the boss of in name only. So 
THE MAIN FOUR ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN TAKE DOWN THESE NEW THREATS IN A DESTABILIZED SOCIETY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
edd gets bored of it in a week. Tom, matt, and tord are very into it, but. Uh. Aren't. Good at it.
in the midst of potential onset of nuclear armageddon, tom and matt (and tord, extremely unwillingly) retire to their new house: an exact replica of their old house. There's still clones overrunning the streets, so they're like, technically in witness protection, but #girl
tord voice eh i guess in my retirement as god of earth im gonna, uh, do mad science
tord is a mad scientist, world domination optional. he operates from his secret lab in edds house, to whom he pays “rent” (halfassedly doing all the cleaning in a maid halloween costume bought ten years prior).
They all live there still because theyre unemployed slacker losers with nothing better to do. also they have to live in hiding. so.
tord did the body mods on tom (lifesaving) and matt (claims it’s cosmetic but his body was rotting apart).
Figuring tom and matt were now indebted to him, tord gave them a prototype time machine. Their assigned purpose is to generally carry out his bidding, including preventing people who inconvenience him from being born, preventing major inventions and world events so he can create or cause them, and harvesting extinct creatures’ organs.
Tom and matt agree but instead they use the time machine to steal historical relics and then alter history so tord doesnt realize theyre misusing his invention. they pay rent thru stacks of stolen gold bars
they used Time Paradoxes to clone the time machine prototype to get one for edd. Theyre working on making tord forget he gave them a time machine at all, but he keeps reinventing it. He’ll probably forget about it eventually, hes been self experimenting and acting a little weird lately.
matts like okay don't commit quantum suicide and edd is like i wont :3 and matts like ok and walks away and he peeks over his shoulder and edds still standing there holding his time machine so matt turns back around and walks out of the room. And then he peeks back in as edd goes MUAHAHAHAHHAAAAA LITTLE DOES HE KNOW IM GOING TO COMMIT QUANTUM SUICIDE!!!!! and travels to the past. And matt sighs
edd and tord are slightly gay. Thats all Thats all i wanted to say :3
The clones still exist, and . That’s why cokes outlawed btw. Trying desperately to kill off the edds. (Matts are easy to kill for obvious reasons.  Toms can be more strategic in combat, and tords are dangerous, but theyve been stopped from overrunning the planet. Edds, however, are impossibly powerful, and satisfying them has become a national problem. depriving them of their main source of survival is the only way to stop them.)
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ewmagines · 2 years
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hi there!!!!! movie night with the main four would be cool :D
Hello it's my turn a lot of these sound negative but i genuinely think chilling with these guys watching garbage would be fun and also idk if these are supposed to be like romantic or not. But i hope they're good
>Snack spit polycule basically I doubt any of these men would care about double dipping except matt who gets really fucking upset and isnt allowed to eat anything unless he stops being a little bitch about it. Edd actively likes it because he feels like he's consuming a part of them forever but he's fucking weird. Tom thinks it's funny if you're grossed out but tord is literally true neutral on the matter. Anyway if you want to eat anything you have to be fully up for this.
>Tord eats 1 pack of sour patch kids per movie (max he's allowed). He likes sour and bitter stuff. But if he's allowed to truly enjoy himself he gets too powerful
>*Crunch sound effect* *crunch sound effect* *you look over your shoulder* *it's tom* *he's chewing on your hair*
>if it's not INSANE ZOMBIE PIRATES FROM HELL it'll take 6 hours to decide on a single movie. So you're looking at like, a movie week probably
>So yeah you better be ok with grown men licking their fingers and sticking their hands in a communal bowl or youll starve to death
>Speaking of which Edd owns cute bowls specifically for this kind of thing. Like party trays and shit but they're not fucking hosting parties. Anyway matt always tries to use em but everyone complains about how he didn't fill it with what they specifically happened to want in that moment until finally matt flips the tray and storms off.
>If one doesnt like the film choice he will be talking very loudly over it for the majority of it. Or if he really likes it. They're all like this (autistic, also bitchy)
>Tord in particular. He doesnt talk much until he's not supposed to. #girl
>Toms more on the bitchy side. Regardless of his opinions on it he'll also riff on the movie
>Matt bitches occasionally but also doesnt shut up when it's a movie he likes.
>Edd riffs w tom half the time and the other half he's listening to tord nitpick plot holes obediently and responding with "it's gay af to care about a plot hole…what are you so interested in hole for?"
>It's all quite…how do you say…annoying?
>You sure you want to go when they invite u?
>Okay…
>Tord WILL try to deceive you into watching gore or softcore porn. Or hardcore porn he's not against that. He thinks it's funny when everyone storms off in disgust.
>Tom will goad you into watching morbius. That or he'll put on old indie horror and claim it's the best ever or experimental surrealist artsy fartsy stuff. Where'd he even get that tape? When you ask he says it was made by a couple who lived at the end of the street for three years and gave it to him immediately before the birth of their first child. A year later, they abandoned the house, which is still empty (he breaks into it sometimes to hear the family's voices carry thru the air in there). He doesnt know where it was filmed, and when you watch, it doesn't quite look of this earth. Oh, this one he got at a garage sale he happened to spot in atlantis–
>matt likes documentary movies but no one watches those on movie night. So he says he'll watch whatever…but really he'll reject most of the things anyone else suggests. Also if you put on a franchise he'll want to watch the whole thing in one sitting regardless of how many movies there are unless he doesn't, in which case if you try to put on more than two seconds of a sequel he will kill you.
>edd is passive aggressive about the whole thing. He wants you to KNOW what he wants to watch, even when he doesn't. Also when what he wants to watch is the goofy movie.
>The room is EXTREMELY warm. Tanktop and shorts warm. Air conditioner in the middle of winter warm.
>Idk if this is a romantic request but if you offer or request buttered popcorn you will not be in that relationship when the night is over
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astrochemstry · 3 years
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Hey!! How are you??
I was wondering if I could please get some headcanon's of the four main boys of eddsworld with a chaotic friend in their group??
Also, if you don't do group headcanons, just chaotic! S/o x Tord please! Thank you <3
HIYA ANON!! doing well, thank you! hope you're well too :D
and thanks for requesting!! this was so fun to write HDHSHD
I didnt know if you wanted this platonic or romantic so i made it platonic (a bit of romantic with Tordle lol) but if u want it romantic with them individually then u can send another req!! Does that make sense? Hopefully but yeah!! Hope you like it anon!
CHARACTERS: Edd, Matt, Tom, Tord
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Its even more chaos omg
Edd loves it bcs you find ways to get everyone into random adventures
Tom likes you but bro pls sit down for a momeNT he cant keep uP
Matt
You broke his mirror once by accident
He does not want you in his room or anywhere near his mirrors again lmao
Tord
Hes encouraging it
Bro youre both
Chaotic little shits
hE GIVES YOU A GUN
You guys probably went on some shopping spree for cola once
And some guy just stole the cola packs you guys just bought
Edd was sad as fuck and said aw fuck it lets just go home
But not you
OH no oHOHO
You fuCKing grabbed the shopping cart and dashed to whatever direction that guy went
anD You planned on breaking that guy’s ribs and bones with it
“(NAME)!! STOP LETS JUST GO HOME”
“GET YOUR GUN GET YOUR GUN!!!”
Yes you did hit that guy
Yes you got the cola packs back
No you didnt go to jail because Tord bailed you guys out lmao
Edd bonked you but forgives you bcs u got the cola back
Everyday is fucking chaos tho
When its your turn to cook?
“How did you summon the Cthulu??!!”
You mow the lawn?
“hOW did you grow a bEANSTAlk??”
Once you guys got abducted by a bunch of clowns bcs of your chaoticness
The clowns wanted you lmao
You didnt want that so like you struggled and you started referencing memes or vines idk
But that made them want you more
You aint gonna wear a red ball on your nose right
If you want to then uh hooray!
So i mean ofc these guys arent gonna let you go when you don't want to
So they put the boys in a cage that will lower into a bunch of circus animals if you didnt join
So like you just accepted since you didnt want them to die
But you tripped since you didnt know you had untied shoelaces lmao
So you like headbutted the clown
And it fell on his face
And it died bcs apparently touching its nose is how you kill it
So the boys just watched you chase clowns
Im pretty sure Tord has a crush on you lmao
You have access to his room and youre free to take anything
Like him back or not you put his underwear on display on the middle of the street
He doesnt let you in unless hes there lmao
But overall? Everyone loves your chaoticness!!
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eddswrold-fandicc · 3 years
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Matt X Reader
Fluff.... ish
Trigger warning: depression.
You're depressed.
You layed in your room, on the floor, in complete darkness.
Your head ached as much as your eyes did. Your body ached from being misused. You had body odor from not showering in a few days. Your hair is matted from not being brushed.
You hated this.
You just wanted to be happy and love yourself.
Like Matt.
He was basically perfect. He loved himself. He took care of his body. He was usually happy, and outgoing. He didn't stink or have messy hair.
Your thoughts were interrupted with someone knocking on the door, "Hey, Y/N, Edd said dinner is ready."
It was Tom. He opened your door, and switched your light on. Pain flooded your eyes from the sudden brightness.
"You need to eat something."
You turned to look at him, "I know. I'll be down in a sec."
And with that, Tom was gone and your door was shut again.
You sighed before getting off the floor. You clipped your nasty hair in a bun and put on a yellow sweater before making your way to the kitchen.
Everyone was sat around the table, eating dinner.
"Welcome, Y/N! I made you a plate!" Edd greeted and pointed to an empty chair.
You weren't going to lie, the food did smell great and made your mouth water. But could you keep it down is the question.
You sat between Tord and Matt. Tord was gnawing on some meat, and Matt was eating some fruit.
Matt's mirror was sitting between you and him, facing up. You could see some of your reflection, and you hated it. You didn't want to see what you looked like.
You ignored it and started eating. You ate a few bites of everything, and stopping when you got to the fruit. You were debating on eating it.
"Aw, come on, Y/N! Fruit gives you vitamins and helps your skin!" Matt took another bite of his fruit.
You weakly smiled and took a bite, eating every last bit of fruit for Matt.
You finished your dinner and decided that you were going to take a shower tonight. Not a bath, a shower. And maybe a warm shower.
You grabbed a couple of towels and made your way to the bathroom. No need to grab clothes; the guys have saw you in just a towel plenty of times.
You placed your towels on the sink and sat on the toilet to start taking your clothes off.
You slowly stripped off articles of clothing, now out of the mood for a shower.
You sighed and put your clothes back on, walking out of the bathroom.
You looked to the floor, walking back to yourbedroom, lost in thought. That is, until you bumped into something.
Or someone.
You quickly looked up to start apologizing, but before you could you were hit with a, "Oh, hi, Y/N! I thought you were taking a shower?"
"Oh, um. I changed my mind, I guess. Sorry for bumping into you, Matt."
Matt stood silent for a moment.
"Let's go, Y/N."
He took you by the hand and led you back to the bathroom.
"W-What are we doing?" You questioned.
Matt smiled at you, "Taking a shower, of course!"
Matt took his shirt off and unbuttoned his pants before stopping to turn on the water.
You stood there, very confused, beginning to feel tired.
"Are you getting undressed?" Matt turned to you.
You blinked, "Why? Why are we doing this?"
Matt smiled before coming to place his hands on your shoulders, "Because I know you need it. I know how you've been feeling lately, and I want to help you."
Oh.
Wait.
"Are you saying that I stink?" You deadpanned.
"That too. Now take your clothes off, Y/N"
Matt started sliding his pants down his legs.
You slowly pulled your shirt over your head. You felt embarrassed for showing your body. You know Matt doesnt mean anything sexual with this, but you can't help but feel like it somehow is. I mean, he IS seeing your greatest assets.
You slid your shorts down your legs, leaving you only in your bra and panties.
Matt was already butt naked and in the shower. It's like he didn't care if you saw him.
You stood there, hesitant to take off your bra.
Matt poked his head from the curtain, "Are you coming, or do I need to help you?"
His hair was wet and slicked down. He already had soap in it, hinting the suds and bubbles.
You nodded and took a deep breath and unclipped your bra. Matt went back under the water to rinse.
Your bra dropped to the floor, along with your panties. You took the clip from your bun, letting your messy and dirty hair fall.
You took slow steps to the shower, and finally stepped in.
"Glad you could join me!"
You smiled, completely embarrassed, and raised your arms to cover your breasts.
"Oh, it's okay, Y/N. I don't really care, as you can probably tell already." Matt assured you.
He gently grabbed you by your shoulders and switched your positions. Now you were under the water. It was warm.
Your back was facing Matt, so you let down your arms. You let the hot water beat against your chest and slide down your stomach.
"I'm about to turn you back around, by the way," Matt warned.
You put your arms back up, and turned around yourself. Matt smiled at that.
He gently leaned your head into the water, getting your hair wet. Then he grabbed a shampoo bottle and squeezed a good proportion into his hand before working it into your hair.
He used his fingertips to massage your scalp, and it felt good. It felt good to be taken care of like this. It felt good to be with Matt.
He rinsed your hair and put conditioner in it, "Okay, let's wash our bodies. This needs to sit for a few minutes anyways."
You nodded, grabbing your loofah and putting a rose scented body wash on it. You started to wash yourself, not caring if Matt saw your body parts anymore. He didn't seem to care anyways, he was in his own paradise with washing his own body.
You let Matt wash the bubbles off himself first, then you washed yourself off.
Matt gently washed the conditioner out of your hair, continuing to massage your scalp.
After you were both clean, you shut the water off. Matt hopped out and grabbed your towel to hand it to you, and used his to dry himself off.
You wiped the water off your face, torso, basically every part of your body, before wrapping the towel around your body and stepping out of the shower.
Matt had already dried himself off and had his towel wrapped around his waist.
Matt offered you his hand, which you took. You don't know why, but you didn't want to argue. You were too tired for it.
Matt dragged you to his bedroom, and sat you on his bed. He gave you one of his outfits to change into, and then he sat you back down.
He went to his desk and started to dig around for something. You watched him patiently as he pulled out a hair brush.
"Matt, please don't brush my hair..." you whined.
Your hair was an absolute mess still.
"Oh, I'm brushing your hair, Y/N. It needs it."
And before you could speak again, Matt shushed you and sat behind you.
He started to gently untangle and brush your hair. It didn't hurt as much as you thought it would. It actually felt nice.
You closed your eyes and let Matt do his work. You liked that he was being gentle. Everything he did was gentle towards you. You liked it.
You started to lean back onto him, too tired to pick yourself back up. Your body was exhausted.
You felt Matt set the hairbrush aside, and he embraced you.
You smiled as you fell asleep on him.
A real smile.
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eddsworldgt · 5 years
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And here we have the first art of this blog. Writing under this thing (how do you make a cut? Also it’s not very good writing.) Thank you and GOODBYE!
Cut cause words = longedness
Ping!
Tom shifted on his spot on the couch, digging around in his pocket for his phone. Managing to snag it, he pulled it out to see who had messaged him. Tom frowned. It was Tord. He disappeared every so often into his room and usually wouldn't insinuate or respond to any form of interaction on his, Matts, or Edds part, so it was weird to get a message from him. Not that Tom wanted anything to do with the commie. He opened the new message and read it.
Commie: hey you wont kill me right?
Raising an eyebrow, Tom typed in his reply with some difficulty, thanks to his permanently half shifted claws.
Jehovahs: edd doesnt want me to so no.
Commie: but do you promise not to kill me
Jehovahs: no
Commie:...
Commie: dont murder me but pls come into my room
Jehovahs: why
Commie: i really, really need help
Tom paused for a moment and thought. Tord wouldn't ask for help even if he had a harpoon in his chest, so it had to be something really bad if he actually wanted help.
Jehovahs: fine
Tom pushed himself up off of the couch, almost tripping on his tail, and made his way over to Tord's room. He pushed the door open, ducked inside, and abruptly stopped in shock. The entire back wall of the room was missing, revealing what seemed to be a lab of some sort, filled with various mechanical stuff and instruments of science. He walked forward into the lab area and looked around.
“Oi, commie. Where are you." Tom could swear that his voice echoed in the metal room. 
Ping! Went his phone again. He growled and pulled it out.
Commie: look down
He did. All he saw was black and yellow striped caution tape. Tom was about to snarl something about pranks when he heard it. The slightest shifting noise, like cloth rubbing against itself, under the table in the back covered in green goop. 
He walked over to it and crouched, almost completely covering the underside in shadow. He squinted. he could see a dark red outline moving closer. Then it spoke.
"H-hi, Tom."
Tom jerked back, startled. The accent was unmistakable! 
"What the-Tord?!"
Tord moved into the light, no more than six inches tall.
"S-so, um...you can probably see what I meant when I said I...uh... needed help."
"Yeah, I can definitely see that." Tom leaned in closer to take a better look at Tord, re-enveloping him in his shadow. "What the heck did you do?"
"I-I um," Tord rubbed the back of his neck nervously. "I-I might've broken a beaker filled with, um, chemicals, a-and got some on myself. Um, o-on the table."
Tom looked up from Tord at the table where there was, indeed, a broken beaker with the aforementioned chemicals resting in a green puddle around it. The beaker had a torn label on it, so Tom reached for the beaker to read it. 
"Don't touch the green stuff!" Tord called up to Tom. 
Tom swung his head around to glare at Tord, making him flinch.
"Well, duh, that's pretty obvious, commie." He looked back up and gingerly lifted the beaker with his claws to read the label. Half of it was torn off, but the first half clearly spelled 'Shri' before it cut off. Tom dropped the beaker and growled, looming over the miniaturized Norski.
"Were you planning on using this on us!?"
Tord backed away from Tom, back under the table. "Uh...Eh heh...N-no...I-I, Uh, I-"
Tom twisted, snatching Tord up in a purple clawed fist before he could bolt. "You WERE, weren't you!" Tom snarled, baring his, quite frankly, large canines.
"Uh-uh-uh n-no I-I-I-EP-" Tom tightened his grip on Tord, growling.
"Ah-Ah-Ah-" Tord frantically patted Tom's finger, gasping. "Y-y-m-maybe a-a l-little?"
Tom stood and growled louder, borderline roaring, purple smoke coming from the corners of his eyes, his body growing bigger, scales crawling up his arms and his horns growing longer. 
"I KNEW we couldn't trust YOU!"
Tord squirmed, trying to escape the fist that now engulfed and threatened to crush him.
"I SHOULD-No, Calm, Calm Down, Don't Wanna Break Down The House Again, Breathe, Breathe, breathe-" Tom crouched, his almost fully shifted form dwindling away to his normal half shifted form and his deep, I-Eat-Gravel-voice smoothing out as he calmed himself. He loosened his crushing grip on a blue-in-the-face Tord, who gasped in the biggest breath he could.
"Alright, alright."Tom stood and turned toward the door, lifting Tord’s, who was clutching Toms fingers at the sudden elevation, head with his thumb claw to see his face, which had a terrified expression on it.
"Alright, I'm gonna take you to Edd, that way you can be his problem." Tom now had his usual apathetic expression plastered on his face. He started forward to the door, gaining a startled noise from Tord, and opened the door. Tom looked back at the lab one last time, before walking out, the door swinging shut behind him.
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cursed-saphire-hart · 5 years
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Alrighty then! Since you believe that Ellsworld is Different from Eddsworld, how differently do the couple act from each other?
While I dont think Ells is much different from Edds, like their personalities n such are similar, but bc its a mirror of another world, their still their own people, n things just happen a bit differently. N despite what most people will argue, guys n gals still approach things differently. (Dont even @ me feminists)
Green Couple-
Rocky n Roxxi are both Pan, n they especially love pudgy n fluffy people. So Ell is Rockys ideal girl. He LOVES squishing her tumny, which annoys her slightly (Roxxi does the same w/ Edds moobs) But if anyone hurts Ells feelings, skinny boy or not, he's gonna go off like a bomb. LOUDLY. (Roxxi would give off "I will murder you in your sleep" vibes legit terrifying the person)
Rocky LOVES seeing Ell in her PowerEll outfit. N it shows.
He'll steal kisses when ever, and beg for attention when Ells busy, acting like a spoiled cat. N when he doesn't get it, he instead cuddles Zingo.
Blue Couple-
Sully and Tammi are still and off n on couple (but not as much as Sue n Tom, bc Sully is more sullen). But when their out drinking together, and someone tries to flirt w/ drunk Tammi, he WILL throw a punch. Sully is a heavy weight, (Susan is fair) so he'd take care of his silly drunk bae, and sing her to sleep.
He doesnt mind giving Tammi piggybacks (Susan carries Tom like a princess bc he's a skinny boi), which she asks more sometimes just to be silly, and he finds it adorable. They make out OFTEN.
Purple Couple-
Still cuddle bugs. But since Mati is a tall lady, she's pretty much the same size as Adam, and she can be a bit self conscious about it. But Adam always tells her he loves how tall she is, and that it makes her lovelyliness stand out like a star. (Matt doesnt have many insecurities) Mati also walks around with a parasol on sunny days because the vampire traits make her skin sensitive, and Adam is always happy to walk under it w/ her or hold it for her if she needs it.
Adam loves taking pictures of Matilda, and she loves the attention. (Matt loves attention too, but Amanda enjoys nature and scenery photography more)And when their having a quiet moment, they cuddle alot and give lots of kisses.
Red Couple-
Anthony is very loyal to Tori, as both a soldier and a boyfriend, and Tori is grateful for it, bc he is tol, built and handsome, so she gets jealous easily. (Tord will pull a gun if someone flirts w/ Annya or tries to touch her) Tori trusts Tony, but doesn't trust other wemon to keep off him, so when their on a date, she super clingy, Anthony doesn't mind though. He gets flustered easily tho, because Tori LOVES teasing him in different ways.
Anthony will also force Tori to take a break from work by picking her up and carrying her to her room and bear hugging her till she ties out. (Annya begrudgingly tries to get Tord frisky to discract and tire him out. Tho she usually ends up exhausted instead....) He likes spooning and cuddles. But for fun, they also like sparing together for a work out.
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imagining-eddsworld · 7 years
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We're here for you (Eddsworld x heartbroken reader)
This actually happened to me today, and so I needed to vent it out in drabble form. SO have my.. heart… in oneshot form.
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Sounds of muffled sobbing echoed throughout the room of a young adult girl. You were clutching your phone in your hands, trembling with grief as you tried not to remember what had transpired earlier that day.
‘lol we aren’t dating.’ ‘Why the hell would you say that?!’ ‘You are my sub. I care for my sub. You know like master and pet.’
Tears escaped from your eyes. You bit your lower lip harshly, trying not to wake up the boys in the house with your crying. You had your heart broken by a long time friend who had been using you as a play thing for 7 years.
It hurt you so bad that you had thought of committing suicide at that very moment. You had been led on for 7 years by your so called friend. And yet you were going to act like it never happened and let the friend continue what he was doing to you.
A knock on your door startled you out of your thoughts. You tried to stop crying, but it got worse. “Y-yes?” You hoarsely choked out.
“Y/N? Are you ok? We’ve been hearing crying.” Edd’s voice came from the door. He sounded worried like he was in mama mode.
You didn’t wanna worry the boys so you tried to stifle your sobbing. You wiped your eyes from the tears and cradled your phone in your hands. “I’m just crying over an anime. I’m fine. Go back to sleep.”
The doorknob jiggled, and the door opened. Four boys peeked into the room, looking at the trembling figure on the bed. Each of them had worried expressions on their faces as Edd walked forwards and sat on the bed beside you.
“Y/N, what’s wrong?” Edd asked, placing a hand on your shoulder as he leaned forward to take a look at your face. He was alarmed when he saw the tears streaking down your face and your puffy red eyes. Edd immediately embraced you in a hug. “Shhhh, it’s alright. Tell me what’s wrong.”
You began to hiccup a little, clutching onto Edd’s hoody in desperation. “I got my heart broken.”
Edd narrowed his eyes. “Which one did it. I’ll kick their ass.”
You chuckled, “It wasn’t anyone here. He lives in the U.S.” You felt your heart hurting even more at the mention of him. More sobs escaped your throat.
“Who was it, Y/N?” Matt asked from the other side of you.
You let go of Edd, staring down at your hands to where the phone lay. It was still on, displaying the texts that were sent earlier today. You timidly gave it to Matt, who grabbed it and began reading it. You heard him gasp.
“Oh honey, he’s a dick. He’s a perverted son of a bitch for doing this to you.” Matt immediately gave the phone to Edd and hugged you tightly. Matt kissed you on the forehead softly.
Edd read through the texts with hatred in his eyes. He clutched the phone hard enough to break it. “That bastard…” he cursed.
You felt pathetic. You weren’t really dating, but you kinda shared intimate moments with one another so it felt like you were dating. And to have it all come crashing down because you accidentally said one wrong thing. Tears began to collect in the corner of your eyes again. “Im such an idiot.”
Matt pulled away and lifted your head up to face him. “You are not an idiot. You had no idea he would do this. You are not to blame.” Matt stated firmly.
Edd felt two sets of eyes on him, and so he looked behind himself to see Tord and Tom looking into your room in confusion. He motioned with his head to come inside as he handed one of them your phone to read as he looked sympathetically at you.
Tom and Tord both raised an eyebrow in confusion as they glanced at one another before reading the texts on the phone. They scrolled through the texts, both feeling anger consume them. Tord nearly broke your phone from how hard he was gripping it.
Both boys sat on the bed, Tord pulling you into his lap as he rest his head on yours. Tord pulled you into a hug, whispering soothing things to you in his native language.
Tom grabbed one of your hands and began to lightly trace your knuckles with his thumb. He stared at your phone in deep thought. “He doesnt deserve you.” He finally said.
“We are here for you.” They all said giving you a sense of comfort. You loved them all dearly.
“Thank you guys.”
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druid-delaluna · 6 years
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just me gushing my otp feelings
tom and Eduardo both share a mutual hatred of tord and them playing darts using photos of tord for fun. 
drinking buds who met up at the pub and just chat or watch whatever game is on. tom stops getting blackout wasted because he enjoys the time and doesnt want to miss a moment
but he gets drunk enough eduardo has to help him walk home because this touch starve idiot likes it
the two get on a snapchat level just sending funny pictures and it helps both get out of bed after the events of the end
eduardo seems happier and more alive and mark cant thank tom enough
eduardo also slowly warms up to edd and matt but stil hold a little anger since it was edd idea to invite tord back
tom and eduardo never really said their together more of close friends but they share a few kisses here and there. not really their style but in the moment..it’s nice
everyone happy, it all good. they have sleepovers and spend hoildays
eduardo loves christmas tho so tom and him may butt heads during the season but it in light fun. tom guess...it not that..bad of a holiday if eduardo there and alcoholic eggnog
eduardo has a little shrine for jon besides his mothers
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cunttom · 2 years
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What did Matt Hargreaves do?
he didnt like DO anything at this very moment im just hateposting. personally i hate matt hargreaves because he lets KNOWN pedophiles and rapists run rampant on the eddsworld crew, has generally been a dipshit jerk, and is emotionlessly and violently capitalistically exploiting his dead friends property after the guy said friend originally left it to ended the series. and he did this apparently solely for his own monetary gain. theres probably more context here id assume but idrc to research it because it doesnt interest me, theres just such an irritating corporate vibe about every move eddsworld has made since he took over it enrages me. also just remembered when he was like "hmmm crazyyy that sooo many instances of systems happen to be localized entirely within the eddsworld fanbase..." SHUT UP!!! at least when edd gould was like "gay shipping of the chars is fine but i hate gay people" it was like...kind of funny. also i hate beyond and i hate how corny it is and i hate how much it sucks and its fun to have a scapegoat for this.
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