"dependable" crew of babysitters, more like DATEABLE. i am down bad for them.

We're a bunch of hot shits here, that's not surprising at all!

Date... able??? We're babysitters, not participants in a dating show. Are we????

Someone wants to be babied, it seems. (Very fatherless of them.)

I'm sorry, I-uh... We are single, I think??? But not ready to mingle...??? We're babysitters...

(too flustered)

(Mateo is assigned for social media rep such as these, but since you flustered him so much, Vincent has to answer for us. -Ling Ying Wei)

Monsieur, Madame, whatever you are and whatever you identify with, I believe you need to get off your phone and touch some grass.

(Vincent, play nice.)

Pardonnez-moi, Mademoiselle Ling. What I meant to say is that we take care of children and not those who act like children.

(VINCENT.)

We're not available.

But thank you for thinking we're... what do you call this, "dateable". You have good taste. Oh and also if you DO want to, text me when you're free. Here's my number: [redacted for our employee's safety]. J'adorerais sortir un jour. Call me. ;)

(ooc: @domiiiq312 had the hardest time drawing the two daddies—i mean, the two nice, freakishly tall gentlemen named sasha and vincent in the panel so if you guys can just show some love for it, it would be appreciated. she almost cried. gone sexual. police were called. ALSO GOOGLE TRANSLATED FRENCH.)

My baby 💖🤏✨🥹

(pls don’t mind me delulu heh)

Omega Gekko

GEKKO AND BRIMSTONE IN PRESS PLAY

Dizz, wake up, you gotta walk -- er, *float* on your own sometimes.

gekko <3

GEKKO! 😄

g-g-gekko 😳

Inspiration from the new map trailer

[Y/N]: Gekko! I’m glad you’re okay. *Hugs him* Nobody else got hurt, right?

Gekko: *Hugs them back* We’re good. I’m sorry for worrying you.

[Y/N]: *Lets go and looks at Gekko* As long as you’re in one piece. I heard about the portal Kingdom used for trading with Omega Earth.

Gekko: We got it shut down. All thanks to Wings.

Wingman: *Hops into [Y/N]’s arms and looks up at them*

[Y/N]: *Smiles at him* You’re a hero, Wingman.

Wingman: *Garbles happily*

[Y/N]: What’s the next move?

Gekko: We just need to stop the others from stealing our world.

[Y/N]: *Nods in agreement* Then let’s show them what we got.

hi hi! hope you’re doing well!

could i request a gekko x fem reader where the reader is new to the protocol and gekko trains them? like how harbor trains gekko

i don’t really have anything else to add lol, have fun with it! we need more posts on the gekko x reader tag fr

hope you have a great day/night, and stay hydrated!

A/N: First of all, sorry that it took so long. I was hit with terrible writers block and live was bit stressful so the piece may or may not be the best, but i hope you still like it. Translations: Ojo Bonita = watch out beauty Entrenador = coach Hermosa = gorgeous Cariño = love, but can be interpreted as “dear” or “honey” Words: 643 Type of order: Bubble tea (request), Hot chocolate (fluff ), small Green Tea (platonic with specks of mutual interest romantically), Cupcake (one shot)

As a new recruit in the Val HQ, you still felt lost. Even though you already made some friends and developed a crush on a certain green-haired agent, you still couldn't pinpoint where the training ground was. Harbor even gave you a map, but you failed to orientate yourself in this huge building. A glance at your watch told you that you were slowly but surely running late. "Shit, shit, shit…" you mumbled while trying to find this damn training ground. You rush around corners and long hallways until you stumbled against a body. "¡Ojo Bonita! Why are you running so fast? Jeez you could have tripped, but I am glad you are finally there." Gekko spoke calmly. He picked you up from the ground and got you back on your feet. "I am so sorry. I still have no orientation in this huge building. Where is Harbor?" You glance behind you to look around you. There is no trace of him. "He is busy today. So I am your personal entrenador, hermosa." You smile at him, cursing yourself at the same time that you paid so little attention in your Spanish classes in high school. "We should get going then? I already took some of your time, because of my delay."

At first, he began to explain the different weapons to you. "So the Vandal is a bit more complicated. This weapon's short bursts of fire make short work of enemies. However, the stability suffers with continuous fire. The Vandal maintains its damage at long range and rewards those who specialize in single headshots." he explains expertly. You pick up the weapon and aim at a dummy. "Hermosa, let me show you how to aim properly," he says and stands behind you. He takes your hands in his and guides you. His warmth, lets a shiver run down your spine. "Make sure to aim at the head. The weapon is quite heavy, so you should get some arm training done." He grabs your waist and forces you to take some steps back. Your breath is stuck in your throat. The warmth of his body makes your heart flutter. "Now shoot," he says,and you press the trigger. A loud bang echoes through the hall and the dummy collapses. "I did it." you cheer, and out of euphoria, you hug him.

For a moment no one realized what just happened until you let go, your cheeks were flushed red. "Oh, err, sorry, I didn't mean to…" you stuttered. "No problem, hermosa, it was cute." his cheeks are also faintly red band he rubbed the back of his neck. Both of you kept quiet for a while, and an uncomfortable silence followed. "So, er, what is on the schedule now?" you ask shyly. "I will teach you how to move properly and how to aim during hectic situations" Gekko explained, he seemed to hide his embarrassment for now and tried to be professional.

The hours passed, and you got exhausted. He was kind, but his training was hard. Sweat was running down your forehead, but you kept going, and pushed through. "You did well, hermosa." Gekko patted your back. You smiled up at him and nodded. "Thanks" Gekko handed you a water bottle. "Your first practice went well, but you still need to improve much. We need to teach you hand-to-hand combat as well and all. We continue this tomorrow" He said and smiled. "See ya" he waved goodbye and walked his way, leaving you alone at the HQ training room.

More training sessions had been done, and you improved gravely. Gekko was pleased and also proud. "Hermosa, I think you're ready for your first mission and after it, I have a little surprise. Keep up the good work Cariño" He winked which left you speechless, but a happy feeling arose in your chest.

A thot

insp!

just a silly little chamber headcanon

(based on this post right here) (yes it's a facebook reel i am sorry)

so apparently a lot of businessmen, politicians, or even powerful leaders use astrology to help their careers and decision-making. and who is chamber but a humble merchant of weapons? you know he definitely knows how to read his natal chart.

i like to believe that in a moment of weakness he presented himself to viper and told her that he could see in the stars if they're meant to be or not via natal chart synastry.

viper: *rejects his date proposal for the nth time*

chamber: okay, you know what? what if i tell you that i can prove that we are fated together? will you let me prove it?

viper: *is somewhat amused* alright, go ahead.

viper:

chamber: fantastic

chamber: *pulls out a natal chart synastry between them with viper's birthday and other information supplied by cypher* voila!

chamber:

viper: what the fuck?

word got out for reasons that chamber couldn't comprehend (cypher is DEFINITELY not involved), but every now and then someone would pester him while he's working in his workshop (most likely phoenix. he had also dragged gekko into this mess.) and that had tormented him since asking him things like "oh is it good to have a haircut today, am i going to have a good encounter if i go out of base today?" and despite chamber's best efforts to stay secluded and be by himself, they always have a way of finding him. it has driven him insane. even neon was interested at some point but thought that she could just consult the fortune tellers in quiapo church in manila and deemed that they're much more reliable than him.

gekko!!

Fighting for his life in team chat

(All)Jett: Our Gekko is throwing ggs go next

GEKKO VALORANT (2020) | Dev. Riot Games

oh no, gekko slept in for the pride group photo!!

Gekko: Damn! Brim's got ASS!

KAY/O: You guys are only now noticing?

Viper: No, don't think I'll ever forget about your Brimstone ass pics