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redskull199987 · 2 years

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Mr. I can't shoot

The Colonel x male!reader

Word count:0.5k

Warnings:guns, cursing, shooting animals. I have no idea how rifles work, if u know, pls tell me

Summary: You and the Colonel try to shoot some birds, things don't go exactly as planned...

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"It's bloody useless", I mumbled, lowering the rifle, that the Colonel had handed me,"I will never shoot somesthing, Colonel"

I sat back down and handed him his weapon. He took it gently and smiled at me:"You just need practice"

"No, it's useless", I insisted. We had been sitting in the Gardens of the manor for hours now, trying to shoot some birds, but it seemed hopeless. Every time we finally saw a bird, I missed it. Every.God.Damn.Time.

I was pulled out of my thoughts, as I felt how the Colonel patted my shoulder:"Come on, lad. We'll find some better place"

He started marching away, before I could say anything. Reluctantly, I followed him.

After a few minutes of just helplessly wandering around, The Colonel stopped. Being as clumsy, as I was, I promptly walked into him and stumbled to the ground. The Colonel turned around and looked at me for a second before throwing his head back and laughed heartily.

I felt a blush creeping up my neck, as he held out his hands to help me up. He patted me on the shoulder again and smiled, before handing me the rifle.

"So, now let's practice your aiming", he said. I nodded and raised the rifle. It felt heavy in my hands. The Colonel looked at me, Brows raised.

"My My, Y/N that is not how you hold a rifle. No wonder why you keep missing.", he chuckled.

I blushed at his words and lowered the rifle again:"It's like I said, I'm a hopeless case"

The Colonel laughed again:"You may be miserable, but not helpless. Here, let me show you"

He hesitantly stepped closer to me and adjusted my pose, until I was standing correctly. I saw him grin, as he softly grabbed my arms and pulled them up into the right position.

"And now...", he mumbled and stepped behind me. I felt how his arms came around me and grabbed my hands. Together ,we raised the rifle.

"Let's shoot some birds together", he mumbled. I could feel his breath on my cheek, felt his heartbeat on my back. He was completely calm, ready to shoot. We waited for a few seconds, until we heard the chirping and bickering of a few birds, that came into our view.

"Careful now", the Colonel whispered, as he guided my hands, while aiming. I sucked in a deep breath, scared to fuck it up, but then I felt the Colonel pull the trigger and then...

I heard the squeaking of the birds and saw how one of them crashed to the ground.

"We did it!!!", I yelled and turned aound a huge grin on my face.

"You did it", The Colonel smiled before engulfing me in an enormous hug. I giggled as we jumped around in happiness. I did it. I finally did it. I wasn't a hopeless case.

"Careful!", The Colonel laughed, but it was already to late. Not watching where we were going, the two of us tumbled over a few flowers and fell to the ground. I expected to harshly hit the ground, but the impact never came, but instead I felt how the Colonel's arms wrapped around me and he pulled me against his chest. I landed softly.

I looked up and saw the Colonel smiling at me:"You did good, really good"

I blushed again:"Thanks"

"Now, come on", he mumbled and got up,"Let's go find your trophy"

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itsmoni · 2 years

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Markiplier Egos doodles (plus an Antisepticeye doodle)

#markiplier #markiplier fanart #darkiplier #wilford motherloving warfstache #wilford warfstache #googleplier #markiplier the host #markiplier damien #markiplier the mayor #markiplier the colonel #antisepticeye #sketches #digital doodles #itsmoni art

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faeriescorpio · 2 years

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valentivy-creates · 15 days

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It's still you...

I've seen many people say that this trend needs to be put with Wilford, so I decided to draw it! I hope you like it! (also posted on my Kofi!)

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squeeshh · 2 months

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Since I drew the Actor, twitter wanted them too ✨✨

#my art #the colonel #mayor damien #wkm #who killed markiplier #markiplier #william j barnum

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nimbasacrow · 3 months

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" Care to join me for a round, old friend? "

(aka how WKM should've went /j)

#markiplier #markiplier fanart #markiplier art #markiplier egos #who killed markiplier #wkm #wkm fanart #wkm colonel #william j barnum #wkm actor mark #actor mark

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fictionalsownme · 4 months

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I want to be that fucked up girl 🎶

I wanted to expand on the wilford we saw in WMLW and this song just reminded me of him way too much to not draw some stuff for it 🥰 he just kind of strikes me as a go-with-the-flow, cult-of-dionysus kind of guy ;))

I also had a lot of fun finding fit inspo for him on pinterest :) the song I used for this is Noel's Lament from Ride the Cyclone.

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