I will cry my eyes out and pull my hair until I look like Andrew Tate's ass cheeks but please rb for better sample size I,me and myself (and u ofc lovely moot) deserve to know the answer

been watching yesterday's vod and. my new faveorite owen quote is "if you need to babygirl-ify mark zuckerburg, go for it"

can’t wait to never use that threads bullshit. RIP to everyone trying it out but fuck that. I’d rather eat glass than jump onto another of mark zuckerberg’s data stealing venues. I’d rather redownload tiktok than use his fake twitter

But seriously why don't more people talk about Congress' bipartisan. Agreement to violate the 1st amendment in favor of Facebook.

If you want a quick rundown of the fuckery that is Elon Musk buying Twitter and Mark Zuckerburg fucking the Metaverse concept, and a crypto loser named Sam Bankman Fried, then please watch Adam Conover’s new video.

If it hasn't crossed your path yet, this scorchingly cathartic piece by Catherynne M. Valente about the current attempt to reboot the image of one of the worst people on the planet, thus making him even more powerful & paving the way for even more catastrophic assholery is 100% worth your time.

I'm now a paid subscriber. Would that all incisive vitriol was this artful and witty.

"Aaron Sorkin made a whole-ass movie about how much this guy sucks and he didn’t even get to the part where everyone’s new pal sold out the 2016 election and let antivaxxers rub their musk all over his site pre-, mid-, and semi-post-pandemic because dolla dolla bills, I guess, also possibly he may have evolved the ability to extract nutrients from human suffering and stupidity and now requires them to survive, because none of that had happened yet but Zuckerberg sucks so much just the rookie phase of his assholery justified a major motion picture to lay out just how dedicated he was to sucking as hard as possible."

I hate the naming decisions made by the leader of facebook more than those made by the leader of twitter. I love using the tag 'meta' for tumblr discourse about tumblr but this idiot tried to claim meta for himself. Unfair.

If you had a Facebook account from 2007-2022, you may be entitled to a cash reward

As Meta prepares to pay $725 million in the privacy lawsuit involving Cambridge Analytica, users who had accounts with Facebook from May 2007 to December 2022 can apply to get their piece of the pie. The lawsuit comes as a result of Facebook allowing former consulting firm Cambridge Analytica access to around 87 million users data, which was used to benefit the campaign for Donald Trump in…

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Why do we feel the need to over-analyze our analysis? Could it be that the habit is hiding a major psychological glitch? Maybe it’s really a desire for control.

Mark Zuckerburg Was My Mate At Harvard University In 2010 – Dr UN Reveals

In spite of years of skepticism from the general public, Kwame Owusu Fordjour, often known as Dr. UN, believes that he studied at the renowned Ivy League school Harvard University. READ ALSO: Akufo Addo Can’t Stop Galamsey In Ghana – Odike Speaks On Aisha Huang’s Court Case In a recent interview with Oman Media, philanthropist, musician, socialite and event organizer, Dr. UN disclosed that he…

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things are going well at Meta today obviously

sometimes i’ll post something dumb and funny that i stole from twitter and i come back to people fighting about the communist manifesto in the notes :/

WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED A DAMN FACEBOOK OR TWITTER ACCOUNT TO PLAY PONYTOWN

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abby is really the type of mf to never take her strap off. nah, she gon make sure you know she keep it on her at ALL times okayyyy 😭

“girl, why are you wearing that?” / “makes quickies easier, duh?”