Masterlist - Mario Anon (mpreg)

what sort of dnf fic recs blog would i be if i didn't make a mario anon reclist. this is a list of all their fics (which i can find at least).

hello mario anon if you are reading this. im kind of putting you on blast on the jumbotron rn. dorry

— Dream has loads of clout and he gets some non famous idiot pregnant by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 17k)

Apparently famous x non famous is far more beloved than I realised

— Dream and George VS Infertility (DNF mpreg but the m pregging takes a while) by Anonymous (mature | comp. | 28k)

Dnf mpreg and this time there are fertility issues.

— Dream gets George pregnant: pre-visa edition by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 32k)

What it says on the tin

Part 1 of pre-visa/post-visa dnf mpreg by mario anon (idk how to do series titles tbh)

— The Mario Apple DNF Mpreg Crossover Event by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 18k)

George is pregnant, but he has AMNESIA!

note: mario anon and apple anon collab !

— dnf mpreg kinkfic and I will try to make it kinkier than last time because we all know that got too fluffy by Anonymous (expl. | comp. | 21k)

Democratically elected by the Mario Anon Comment Section (as of the time I started writing this)

Part 1 of mario anon kinkfic part 1 and 2

— George gets pregnant but it's more dramatic than usual by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 21k)

i am writing all the time

— george and patches being pregnant at the same time by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 1k)

i cannot write a long fic rn but i CAN do 3 or 4 short scenes of this

— The DNF Mpreg Holiday Special by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 7k)

Dnf mpreg but make it christmas

— Dnf mpreg but sapnap is the main character by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 7k)

when i asked for ideas on my last fic one rlly stuck out to me and i had to write it immediately

— Ordinary Mario Anon Fic by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 3k)

I'm writing DNF mpreg. everything is exactly the same. nothing is different. it is all very normal

— George Agrees To Do YouTube Boxing, You Won't BELIEVE What Happens Next (NOT CLICKBAIT!!) by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 2k)

GNF says yes to boxing but finds out he has had his m pregged by dream

— Dream Steps Up (he is a stepdad) by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 26k)

dream becomes a stepdad to one kid and then george makes him another

— dnf mpreg: pov everyone except dnf by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 19k)

i am EXPERIMENTING

— dnf have a baby together "platonically" by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 28k)

Just guys being pals (bro got homie pregnant and they're keeping it but they're totally not dating)

— Two half finished works and an apology by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 13k)

im literally STruggling

— Uh oh George is pregnant by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 22k)

Same stuff as usual

— Dream and George and a Baby (and also Sapnap is there too) (sometimes) by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 22k)

The usuals

— Dream Knocks George Up by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 17k)

so tired but i can't stop

— mpreg fic but this time its at least 5% kinky by Anonymous (mature | comp. | 17k)

George: horny and pregnant edition BUT i forgot it was supposed to b kinky and it just gets gradually less and less horny and then its just a bunch of fluff instead.

— generic mpreg title by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 14k)

same plot as all the other ones idk

Part 1 of generic mpreg

— more dnf mpreg no one asked for by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 17k)

George has his m pregged by Dream.

— George is pregnant *not clickbait* by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 10k)

Fuck! *m's your preg* I wish this was crack but it's not.

Part 1 of whats wrong with me

— Mpreg (derogatory) but also sometimes its a chatfic not really though by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 9k)

Karl dnf is real :O congratulations!! ... dream dick? George no more. no more please. Quackity HE SENT ME A DICK PIC Karl WhaT WHAT WHAT WHAT Dream BY ACCIDENT Bad okay this is my cue to leave Sapnap DREAM WHY WOULD U DO THAT

Part 1 of how do i get rid of dnf. help

i jumped right in with unexpected gregnancy 💀 after being so confused by the idea of mpreg for like two years

😭😭😭 I used to be very anti mpreg but then like a year or two ago I found the Mario anon fics(rip) and it was my guilty pleasure. but now I've come to tumblr and it's not only not considered weird but encouraged so I've been thriving

Darn, I was hoping to see "the sentence the word appears in" as in all the sentences the word appears in, but you had to do it the boring way -"the" anon

well, i can certainly go through all the “the”s that appear in the search bar if that’s what u want but i’m just going to do 50 of them because it’s a lot

also i now realize that a lot of these are in like. directions rather than dialogue or whatever but it’s ok

“It would appear that under the extreme circumstances, he managed to burn out all of his magic. All of it. Including whatever makes familiars … well. What makes them familiars.”

Caroline, putting an origami snake and box of chocolates on the next to the bed: are you feeling okay? 

“I make the stupid decision; I suffer the consequences.”

You are used to the glow of lava and the scorching air of your home, but her lips against yours burn in an entirely new way.

“ok there’s no easy way to say this but. *takes a deep breath* that was the tenth demon summoning this week, holy shit.”

“this isn’t about how you don’t understand how good cinnamon candles are, this is about the demon summoning”

There’s really no point in trying for the stereotypical front door kiss since you both live in the same house so you ask her when you get out of the car instead.

“The stars were made for us” Miranda says, stretching her arm up to the skies as though she could reach them. 

Laurel: the queen herself! to what do I owe the pleasure?

“And this lady accidentally knocked her coat off the back of her chair.”

I’m not sure how to convey the same emotion without the use of glasses.

Sky, jumpscaring the humans and the pretending-to-be human: what are you doing in my forest!

Everyone: *screaming or various other sounds of “What the fuuuuuck”*

Sky: *sighs* ghosts are a completely different division why do you humans lump all the supernatural together

Sky: I dunno. Never had anybody’s name before. Hey Jeannine, why don’t ya step off of the path for me?

Sky: clearly, Katniss, you don’t understand the gravity of the situation

 “Don’t make me get the big guns involved. Come on, even just 10 minutes away from the computer screen will help, I promise.”

Gemini bitch: the landlord said we’re allowed to have small pets… riiiiight???

Gemini bitch: I am not separating the children. They deserve a stable household! With multiple loving parents!

… Tall. : u know the whole nuclear family thing is bs right?

Gemini bitch: you’re my bestest fwiend in the whole entiwe wowwd~~~~

They’re not the perfect couples that media would have you believe though. Rarely do you ever see soulmates together. The strings are a tangled mess, just like everything else in life. 

the town had always been pretty superstitious.  and now they turned to superstition to explain the disappearance of a girl they had never cared about before.  there were always rumors that the fae lived in the woods outside of town.

but Nathan has convinced the two of you to help him go over the case.

Their memories are warped by time and exaggeration and the rumors and myths they had bene hearing for the past half a century.

“Heya! The name’s Miranda!  Can I get yours?”

“That’s right bitches; I’m the star of this show”

“And you thought coming to me was the best idea?”

Your days spent with her have been some of the greatest days in your life, through the arguments and the stress of college and everything.

You feel guilty that you’re relieved when she says she feels the same way

For years you’d wondered the context of those words tattooed on your right wrist and now you have the answer, you were at a fucking Mario Kart tournament.  At least it’s not as bad as “you can go to hell,” which are the words she’s had on her left wrist for twenty-some years.

“Deceit you bastard! What the hell did you do?” (oh look i guess there was some fanfic in there)

“In a viRTUAL REALITY?!!!?!” Laurel echoes. Quite loudly for an echo. “What the FUCK is this supposed to be? First it’s a televised TV show and now it’s a fucking virtual reality game?! Why the fuck won’t you let us leave!!!!”

Despite the very angry person yelling in her face, the lady seems unfazed.

L:“What the FUCK do you mean volunteered!?!!!!”

More flustered than you’ve ever seen him, Nathan tries to hide his face by retreating into the hospital bed sheets.

 Monokuma: I’m sure it’ll be of use to you in the near future~

“plus the author doesn’t know what romantic attraction is either so it’s rather difficult for me to actually tell you.”

“Oh good! You’re awake!” She exclaims before grabbing your hand and dragging you out to the living room

And somehow, she’s become the only person you trust in this fucked up game.

“The goal’s to hit the target you know!”

The night skies are so different in this fae realm and you think you could stare at them forever.

Okay, maybe hate’s the wrong word. 

You wonder what life is like for all the other universe versions of you. The ones that can fall in love.

Nathan does whatever the equivalent of a spit take is if you don’t have water. Probably just a lot of coughing.

The snakes visibly recoil.

“I felt a disturbance in the force,” M jokes, even though they’re all from universe that most definitely does not have Star Wars or even movies in it

Nathan: the one who made you a fae?

N: I’m glad I know you 😊 I’ll try not to kill you if we meet on the battlefield.

[Disaster bi 2: electric reboogaloo changed Gemini bitch’s name to “The original disaster bi”]

I'm still reeling from last episode, but I wanted to spread some love so (if you're feeling up to it of course) would you mind sharing some of your favourite positive FitzDaisy headcanons, maybe from happier times?

(Send after 5x14)

Hey anon, I truly appreciate this message, sorry it took me so long to get to it!

They are both very good at noticing what the other needs physically, whether it’s affection or distance.

They don’t share a musical taste, but they do share their musical guilty pleasures, and sometimes one of them is humming an embarrassing song under their breath and the other one starts singing it, and that sets into motion an spiral of embarrassing behaviours.

Daisy likes when someone reads out loud at her. Fitz pretends to be outraged by her demands, but he then gets very into it and ends up doing different voices for different characters and everything.

They are both terrible dancers. It drives Jemma insane, because they should be at least decent at it: Daisy is proficient at all kind of physical activities, and she kind-of-forced Fitz to take a dancing elective at the Academy, but they are not-good when apart, and together they are awful.

They have no boundaries with each other before noon and after midnight: they can eat cereal out of the same bowl, brush their teeth at the same sink, cuddle together under the tiniest blanket. It’s not a conscious thing, but during the afternoon they at least try to look a little more professional.

Fitz is used to Jemma trying to make him eat vegetables and organic stuff and gluten-free everything, and Daisy has learned a thing or two about nutritional value from both May and Trip, but when they get together they turn into every dentist’s terror.

Fitz is the person with whom Daisy shares the more memories from Lincoln. It’s not a conscious decision, not that she doesn’t want to share this happy part of her life with Simmons or Elena, it just comes to her naturally. He listens to her without pity or condescension, but with genuine interest and empathy.  

They play “serious” and “sophisticated” games together once in a while, but mostly, Fitz does that with Mack, and Daisy prefers to play that kind of game alone. Instead, they play the crappiest, most pixelated fight games ever known to man. Also, Mario Kart.

Daisy has been trying to bribe slash blackmail Fitz to form an alliance with her against Simmons in Scrabble ever since the Bus. Results pending.

11 Questions Tag Game!

Tagged by @killer-kid-konan -- thanks for tagging me! I hope you don’t mind that I am replying with my main blog instead of @threshasketch. That’s my art blog, so I like to keep it just to posting my own work and the occasional ask there. =)

THE RULES ARE SIMPLE 1. Post the Rules. 2. Answer the questions given to you. 3. Make 11 questions of your own. 4. Tag 11 people.

1. Pizza or pizza pop

I don’t know what pizza pop is...but I’m allergic to most pizza. XD Gluten-free, dairy-free pizza from Razzi’s Pizzeria in Seattle is fantastic, I’ll pick that.

2. Xbox, ps4 or Nintendo?

PS4. Then I could game with my boyfriend. (Being off-grid again, my PS3 is kinda collecting dust and I game on my PC right now.)

3.what fandom’s are you in?

Supernatural, Resident Evil, Until Dawn, and Marvel are my most recent/active fandoms. I will draw/write about whatever I want at any time, though, and I’m eternally a fan of dinosaur-anything.

4. what fandoms have you abandoned or don’t visit anymore.

Fandoms I’ve been active in in the past (by “active” I mean I made fanworks) include Death Note, Axis Powers Hetalia, Gundam Wing, Fushigi Yuugi, Fruits Basket, The Slayers, Ouran High School Host Club, Stargate: Atlantis, Harvest Moon, Mario Bros, Final Fantasy VII, Pokemon, and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. I’m positive there are a few I missed in there; I’m 31 and I’ve been in various fandoms since I was 14. 

5. where are you on that DND alignment chart thing

LOL; I’d say I’m lawful good. I don’t like to lie, break rules, break laws, hurt feelings, I’m sometimes too honest, I would not stand by and let people get hurt and do nothing about it, I would clothe/feed poor peasants I meet (giving money to people standing on the street corner with a sign is the modern equivalent, right?), and I like to do small things to make people smile, like compliment their neat shoes or pretty hair.

6.Best fast food place?

I am allergic to most fast food, as it contains a lot of gluten and dairy.

7. Mall or online shopping

Online, no contest. I’m an introvert and I don’t drive, so having things delivered to my door is extra nice. I can also find what I want better online, mall stuff is overpriced, and you’re always there with other people so you can’t take your time browsing or you’ll be inconveniencing them...

8. HOW HYPE ARE YOU FOR THE HOLADAYS

I’m jobless, so I can’t really buy gifts for people this year. I’m really excited to get together with my family though, and to cook home-made pies and baked turkey and play Christmas carols and string up shiny lights and hang up a row of the cards we receive above the big picture window in the dining room. Oh, and to drink egg nog, and make hot buttered rum, and probably write some fanfic to take advantage of the great contrivance that is mistletoe. And to wear cuddly sweaters, and to see it snow some more (it snowed last night -- woke up with it white out!), and to draw cute things like characters in ugly Christmas sweaters. Okay, I guess I’m pretty hyped, LOL.

9. Wifi is not working, what do you do?

Draw, read or write! ...Or use my phone as a mobile hotspot, but I think that answer might be cheating?

10.Whats the 2017 mood in less then 17 words

I don’t know about anybody else, but my 2017 mood is this: Speedy. 2017 is zooming by. It’s almost 2018. Cripes.

11. Would you drink a glass of spit for 1000$?

As revolting as that sounds, yeah, I probably would. There are more disgusting things, and hey, you didn’t specify whose so it could just be my own.

Okay, here are my 11 questions for you:

1. Would you rather be entirely responsible for somebody else (who can’t make any decisions without your help), or not be able to make any decisions without somebody else (who is utterly responsible for you)?

2. You can travel to any point in time, but you have to stay there. What time would you pick?

3. What’s your earliest memory?

4. Assuming you’re in a comfortable warm environment, do you prefer to relax in socks or barefoot?

5. What’s your fanfic or fanart guilty pleasure? (You can send me an ask on anon if you don’t want your name attached!)

6. List any scars and how you got them?

7. Could you find your way safely through your room in pitch darkness?

8. Can you whistle?

9. Describe an outfit that is the opposite of your usual way of dressing.

10. What’s your favorite board game?

11. How would society be different if humans had evolved with wings?

I tag the following:

@casinthegarden @bruvebanner @spikedspiegel @profdrlachfinger @lesbianlenas @yifera @jennilah @ozonecologne @kennedysharper @hvit-ravn @grumpycakes and anybody else who sees these questions and thinks answering them would be fun! :D

i guess ill post this then.....

1. Favourite colour: Green. But not like a shitty green. 2. Number of people you’ve slept with: 3.5 3. Cake or ice cream? cake 4. If you were a superhero what would your power be? Sarcasm. or something equally as useless. like being indecisive.  5. Ever been in a fist fight? with my brother.  and this one time i accidentally hit this girl in the head with my elbow..  6. Do you live in the country or the city? city. 7. Biggest kink? uhhhhhhhh 8. Favourite video-game? mario kart 64 9. Words you live by? “fuck bitchez; get money.”  jk. “I am the architect of my own destruction”  10. Best book you’ve ever read? Ender’s Game or Speaker for the Dead 11. Favourite film? i… can’t.. choose just one…. Fox&Hound, Blade Runner, Fight Club and probably like 12 more 12. Horror or romance? Horror 13. Biggest fear? Clowns. Or Indoor Spiders.  14. Best memory? I have a bunch. But driving up to my cottage with my dad is always a good time. Listening to all the music he hates and me terribly singing it all to him.  15. Worst memory? Aside from the obvious shitty things.. probably when Angela friend broke up with my on my birthday. OR when Andy wouldn’t let me come over to his backyard to play when I was 5 and i just cried at our backyard border line while him and his brothers sang “No Girls Allowed” . fuckin. rude.  16. Where are you from? not here nor there. 17. Ever done anal? mhm 18. Would you prefer to be Mary Berry’s grandchild or Paul Hollywood’s bitch? …..Pardon? 19. Favourite outfit? Black on Black on Black on Black. 20. Snapchat or Instagram? Instagram 21. If you could freeze time what would you do? probably pants a lot of people. But freezing time seems like a pretty lonely power.  22. Best LUSH product in your opinion? probably some sort of soap. 23. Should people wear red shirts or brown pants in your presence? red shirts i guess? wtf is this. 24. Favourite television character? Robin Scherbatsky. Spinelli. Octavia Blake. 25. Do you have a nemesis? not really 26. Are you a hard-worker? depends what im doing i guess 27. What’s the best holiday you’ve ever been on? Paris was dope AF. 28. What’s your dream? probably something weird that doesn’t make sense like the rest of my dreams. ;)  29. Where do you see your life ending up? dead. 30. Describe your last sexual encounter.  uhhh…. no sleep. pretty great. only 1 new bruise. she cute. 31. Cake by the ocean or sex on the beach? cake. 32. Ever done drugs? NEVER 33. Harry Potter or Lord Of The Rings? LOTR 34. Are you a jock or a nerd? probably somewhere in the middle. 35. On a scale of 8 to 34.7, how gay are you? 18.6498475.  36. Do you live for Tumblr discourse or hate it? meh. 37. Favourite trashy television show? most things i watch.. the 100, Wynnona Earp, The OC, Shot at Love with Tila Tequila…  38. Last time you watched porn? does scrolling through tumblr count because like.. an hour ago..  39. Do you have a recurring sexual fantasy? not really 40. Weirdest dream you ever had? HA. They’re all weird. But this one time when i was really little I had a dream that my house was being attacked by acid monsters/ aliens and everything they touched melted. and one by one they melted all my family members until I was the only one left and i had a sword and then i woke up before i got melted.  41. Ever had mental health issues? plenty.  42. What’s the answer to the question you wish someone would ask you? 42 43. Do you wish people paid more attention to you? god no. 44. Do you have anyone who you’d happily slap right across their chops? yes. 45. Dog person or cat person? both 46. Sneakers or heels? Sneaks. 47. Favourite cocktail?  Negroni 48. Day or night? night 49. Pokémon or Digimon? DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE!!!! 50. How big is your dick? like. 8/10 on rotten tomatoes. 51. Favourite musical? Rocky Horror  52. Favourite song?  sunday candy atm.  53. Are you secretly a goblin/alien/android? android probably.  54. Why are you like this?  because my mom ruined my life when i was a dramatic teen. 55. What’s your guilty pleasure?  Shitty TV shows with terrible acting and scripts.  56. What would you say if I said ‘I love you’? i love you toooooooo 57. What’s the story behind your URL? i got bored of like 4 other ones. and i liked the alliteration.  58. Tell me something that worries you. Global Politics. and not being able to live comfortably because of the few opportunities for millennials with the rising costs of literally everything except my wage.  59. What have you been worrying about today? literally nothing. 60. I’m only sending you these questions because I have a crush on you and I’m too tragic to actually just say it.  ;) 61. Hot dogs or burgers? burgers 62. Nintendo or the other trash-consoles? N64 specifically..  63. Which fandom ruined a show that you used to like? Arrow. 64. What do you wish you could tell your best friend? u r a butt.  65. Tell us a deep dark secret.  who is us?  i dont have anymore deep dark secrets.  66. Are you curious about having a man in leather spank your botty ‘til it’s all red? no. no i am not.  67. Favourite Tumblr couple? what does this mean 68. Do you have any dietary quirks? probably. i don’t like dessert.. 69. Do you want to have someone pleasure your genitals orally while you do the same to theirs? k. 70. How old are you? 26 71. Which Buzzfeed listicle sums up your existence?   “Sorry” 72. Do you have any pets?  YES 73. What colour underwear are you wearing? maroon 74. Boxers or briefs? on who? briefs.  75. Fuck me, Ray Bradbury? no thank you? 76. Which television show do you want to last forever? Community. (its already over) 77. In a zombie apocalypse how long would you last? like 30 seconds.  78. Do you have good internet connection or do you want to punch your router every ten minutes? the latter. 79. Would you find it somewhat saucy if I sent bawdy nudes in your direction? wut 80. Which country has the best flag?  Tamil Eelam  81. Do you consider yourself *iconic*? never 82. Most overrated food? Ketchup 83. Most overrated film? Titanic or the notebook 84. Most overrated television show? Friends 85. Most overrated type of cheese? Brie 86. Which brand would you never shop at? LV 87. Wisdom, courage, or power? Courage 88. Would you prefer to travel in time and stay in the same spot, or travel in space with time elapsing as normal? time elapsing. unless you’re stopping time again the other option is kind of impossible… 89. What’s the best birthday present you ever got? Art from friends.  90. What present do you wish someone would give you? the secret formula to krabby patties.  91. Do you have an ex? Why did you break up? yes. and yes.  91. Why does 91 appear on this list twice now? because someone dun fucked up.  92. Spare a thought for the humble creator of this list, it’s difficult to think of this many questions. no. 93. Do you prefer anons or non-anons? i don’t get either sooooo 94. Who do you wish you could have sex with more than any other? i don’t need to have sex with anyone THAT badly to have this answer ready. Krista. 95. What is your spirit animal?  probably a fox. 96. Do you have one word that you really love the sound of? lederhosen.  97. Do you still have any of your stuffed toys from when you were a kid? yes 98. What makes you super nostalgic? 90s cartoons. 99. Give me an answer to a random one of these questions. (But don’t make it a shit answer like ‘yes’. Don’t be an asshole.) im not answering this.  100. What’s your favourite cocktail? you asked me this already 101. Sonic screwdriver or Ron’s shit broken wand from the second Potter book? sonic screwdriver.  102. Laptop or PC? laptop 103. What’s the sexiest accent in your opinion? Aussie. 104. Would you let Donald Trump tickle your nipples for an hour for £6,000,000? Only if he dies after.  105. You should check out a great little British website called Pretty52. no. 106. If you could dye your hair any colour, what colour would you change to? Hwhite. 107. What would you change about your body if you could?  too many to list.  108. Do you prefer to be hot or cold? cold 109. What’s your favourite way to orgasm? slowly. 110. Are you a mermaid or a unicorn? neither. i am an android as discussed above.  111. What’s the name of your favourite pet when you were a kid? Nermal. 112. What was your favourite class at school? Art 113. Are you superstitious? not really. 114. What do you think happens when we die? people forget.  115. Pie or pi? neither.. but pie i guess. 116. Your followers a question. no. 117. Lick my genitalia. k. 118. What’s your favourite number? 13&18 119. Do you ever look up at the stars and feel small? frequently. 120. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? occasionally. mostly?  121. Tell me about a quirky personality trait.  im the most normal what are you talking about.  122. What was your favourite story when you were younger? any Robert Munsch book probably. 123. Are you old before your time or young at heart? Y@H 124. Why do you do the things you do? Please. Tell me. I cant help it. 125. I hope you enjoyed these questions. 6/10 126. Which Tumblr blog would you recommend to all your fans? anything with cats.

ANSWER ALL OF THE VIDEO GAME CONSOLE ASKS 🔫👀

the malicious intent of those spooky eyes with a toy gun is v strong anon but HERE WE GO~

Atari 2600: favorite video game oh GOD THERES A LOT. In no order: Pokemon Crystal, Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door, The Last of Us, Kingdom Hearts 2, and Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker come to mind? Plus maybe the original Spyro trilogy?

NES: favorite video game character Prolly either Gold from Pokemon GSC or Sora from Kingdom Hearts (honorable mention: Ellie from The Last of Us)

Super NES: least favorite video game character oh geez. uhm. Off the top of my head I can’t think of a least favorite character? Wait no. All the “buddy” characters from Pokemon X and Y. All of them were super annoying, and because there was like 4 of them, none of them got screentime making them all feel cheap :/ 

N64: if you could live in any game universe what would you pick and why … there’s a 99% chance y’all know the answer is Pokemon. Or Kirby tbh? Kirby’s world is usually chill til the last world where literal hell escapes but hey it still sounds and looks fun :DGameCube: pc or console Ya know, like I appreciate PC, but I’ve always preferred consoles. To each their own, though~ PC: favorite villain ohohohohohho. Lately I’ve been LOVING Ardyn from Final Fantasy XV. We hardly know anything about him, but every time he was on screen I just wanted to see /more/ of him. The snark, the attitude, the air he carries around him of actually just setting up pawns around his own game??? It’s A+PlayStation: retro or modern video games generally modern games? but retro games are also really good? i love all of em~Xbox: least favorite video game/franchise oof. thats a toughie. Uhm. Couldn’t really care less for your generic run of the mill shooters like Gears of War and Call of Duty. They all kinda blend together in my eyes, and like they o o z e hypermasculinity whenever I see them? 

Wii: first video game you ever played My first was… … I remember when i was really really little playing Crash Bandicoot? Could have been Pokemon Blue though. Those or there was this Castlevania game for the original Gameboy that I had, it honestly could have been any of those.

or like some kind of Jumpstart 1st Grade game for PC wayyyy back in the day. tbh I dont remember my first game. Putt-Putt is also a contender.Wii U: last video game you’ve played I just played Binding of Isaac earlier today, and Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy~ Nintendo Switch: Zelda or Mario why make me choose ;~ ; uhm. In terms of like characters themselves, prolly Mario? if this was Link this would be a very different story. If you mean franchises though, then Zelda > Mario. PSP: PlayStation or Xbox playstation 200%. I’ve never been into Xbox tbh? There’ve been a few games that made it look interesting, but they either got canned or released to no acclaims that i heard ( “Scalebound” [gimmie my hot asshole-attitude that befriends and loves dragons] and “Sunset Overdrive”, I’m looking at you ;~ ;)

Nintendo DS: books or movies wow this one came out of left field. as in media based on video games? Usually movies for me. Books are prolly better, but the motivation to get through books with me is pretty low as is. that being said, most vg movies are trash. 

3DS: video game guilty pleasure I don’t really have guilty pleasures when it comes to gaming, not that i can think of. If i like a game, ima talk about it and enjoy the fact that I enjoy it~ Sega Genesis: most annoying encounter with a gamer online l o l I played League of Legends for all of 5 seconds, and in my first match, after mentioning i was new and trying to learn, all of my team collectively like. barraged the chat with insults with what i was doing instead of helping me or telling me what to do? and when my friend helped me give it a second go, it was just a shit storm of people insulting each other. I ain’t ever going back. Thanks for all the questions, anon