Not-beer beer . . .

knuckles is such a good character and im glad tht he exists. knuckles

just me & this smirnoff smash that matches my hair stripe against the world

weird fact about me: despite being 6'3 and like 300 pounds I have almost no alcohol tolerance. like I get bowled over by one beer. why? idk. genuinely think I might have a medical problem. and the saddest thing is I'm not even into intox kink

1969 Colt 45 Malt Liquor magazine advertisement

spiderverse doc oc is so hot dude

Sitting on the balcony just before dawn with a joint and a beer in hand. Life is so good actually

Colt 45 Malt Liquor.

Every good soldier deserves a little war head (but this may be a war crime) . . .

relationship status: writing possibly The stupidest fic in the world rn

happy pride kill all the parts of yourself that no longer serve you

Best Malt based drinks | Nuitrition | Health benefit for kids

A chocolate malt beverage has become popular, particularly with kids. It is well known that children prefer this beverage for breakfast. In addition to its well-liked chocolate flavour, malt beverages have long been offered to children by parents as an easy and quick source of energy. To learn or engage in physical activities, children require mental and physical stamina. Like coffee and tea, one benefit of malt drinks is that they can provide your kids with a boost of energy to get through the day.

Two Roads Brewing expands availability of Flavortown Spike Fruit Punch to 7 more markets.

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Guy Fieri’s hair isn’t the only thing spiked in his life. The Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives host created Flavortown Spiked, a line of malt beverages with Two Roads Brewing Co., PEOPLE can exclusively announce. The first flavor to launch the brand is a hard fruit punch, which Fieri describes as “adult Kool-Aid — but not as sweet.” “You can’t say fruit punch and not smile. And you can’t say Flavortown and not smile. And hopefully you can say Guy Fieri and think good times,” the Food Network star tells PEOPLE of deciding on the debut flavor. Six-packs of 12 oz. cans will be sold starting in late November for $12 everywhere Two Roads is sold. (There will be a location finder on flavortownspiked.com.) More spiked punch flavors and hard teas will rollout in 2024. PEOPLE got a first taste of the spiked fruit punch and Fieri’s description is spot on. It tastes like the nostalgic drink but more hand-crafted. Rather than overly sweet, it’s refreshing and fruit-forward. You can truly taste the fresh cranberry and citrus notes. The boozy-ness is subtle, even with 6% ABV. Fieri, who also runs the Hunt & Ryde Winery (named after his sons) and co-owns Santo Tequila with Sammy Hager, has been heavily involved with Flavortown Spiked all the way down to approving the color red used on the cans. “I don’t want to do things to make money,” he says. “I want to do things to make it great.” Two Roads, a Connecticut-based brewing company, pitched Fieri and his team on the idea via email and once they all got together in person, it was a match made in heaven. “They’re a riot and they’re real. They’re as authentic as they come,” says Fieri of the Two Roads executives. Fieri estimates he tasted over 100 versions until they got it right. And once they did, “everybody lost their mind,” he says. The all-star chef even went so far as to taste test it on the Direct TV technician who was fixing his TV service when the samples first arrived. “He goes, ‘God, this is good. As soon as they come out, I’ll buy,'” Fieri recalls the technician saying. “He’s just a random guy,” laughs Fieri, “but it’s legit.”

1955 Goetz County Club Malt Liquor