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How They Help You Take Things From Tall Places 2
Characters: Polypa / Lanque /Mallek / Marvus x reader
Warnings: maybe foul language, reader is short
Disclaimer: do not copy, repost, take or feed to AI or NFTs anything I post
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Polypa Goezee
She curiously watches as you look up at your favorite mug, safely stashed way too high for you to reach
that's what you get from having an assassin as a quad
As you start to drag a chair over Polypa finally asks
"hey * need some help? *|" while laughing at your antics
she puts you on her shoulders so that you can reach the mug yourself
Lanque Bombyx
You know Lanque is a not so little shit
so of course he puts everything up where you can't reach on purpose
When you do need something he exiled to the top shelf, you have to go all the way back to where he is holed up
and trying not to punch him in the face you ask for his help
The bastard then finally grabs it for you and just stands there staring at you holding your things still out of your reach with an shit eating grin only Lanque could pull off
no matter how much you jump up or ask him for it, he only hand it to you after you give him his "well deserved" thank you kiss
Mallek Adalov
No matter how athletic Mallek may seem, with that skater attitude and troublemaker face
they're a lazy ass bitch
if they can do something while laying down they will
And when it comes to helping you grab the bag you brought to their hive that you stashed in the only available place in the whole mess of a respriteblock , on top of their wardrobe, it's no different
They will watch you climb up to it, using anything around that you guess will hold your weight
but the thing you might not notice, too busy trying to balance over some random boxes they had lying around, is that Mallek is ready to bold up at any second to catch you if you fall
that is, if you're at a height that will hurt you if you fall, if not he'll look you in the eye and laugh at you
Sometimes, when they're as they say "already around" they pick you from your makeshift stairs once you reach your bag so you don't need to climb down
and when they know you're safe and being cute climbing around like the drossvermin you are, they will laugh at your attempt and help you get it
like it's the easiest shit ever and as if you haven't spent the last 15 minutes or so trying to reach it
Marvus Xoloto
Different from other inconsiderate trolls, Marvus will come to your aid whenever you need
he is extremely sorry for putting your books so high up
he really is, nvm him laughing, he just forgets how big your height difference is and puts things where it's easier for him
Marvus has better and more creative ways to tease you, such a prank is so under his level
But when you need help grabbing something, he lifts you up by the waist for you to reach it
and squeezes you into a hug before setting you back down
#hiveswap#polypa goezee#lanque bombyx#mallek adalov#marvus xoloto#polypa x reader#lanque x reader#mallek x reader#marvus x reader#hiveswap hcs
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The true matesprits. (A moment with my dear wife was enough to understand how much those two love each other. They're soulmates.)
#digital fanart#myart#hiveswap#digital arwork#homestuck#art#hiveswap friendsim#hiveswap fanart#hiveswap mallek#mspa reader#HiveSwap mspa reader#ship#mallek adalov#mallek friendsim#mallek x reader#matesprits
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Not me making a character sheet for the reader insert. Nu-uh, nerp :)
Also not me shipping said reader insert with other characters. Nooope :)
Really tho, i love mspa reader
#homestuck#hiveswap#diemen xicali#mallek adalov#polypa goezee#tegiri kalbur#diemen x mallek#polypa <> tegiri#mspa reader#traditional art#diemen x reader#mallek x reader#polypa <> reader
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Can perhaps write mallek and/or lanque with a sick troll s/o who is just completely fucking miserable when sick??
So sorry I'm late anon; I wanted to finish up my last WIP before getting into another. I hope you're feeling better!! I wrote a silly little Mallek drabble FOR YOU! I am also residenting absolute evil when I'm sick, so I totally get it <3 This was a super fun lil fic to write, thanks for the prompt!! EDIT: Sorry, I missed the troll part of this ask! I really don't write that for future reference, unless it's either a headcanons only post (i.e. not fic) or canon chara x canon chara.
Osmosis Jones Was Blue, Too | G | 1426 words | AO3 link
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It's a well known fact that an object in motion stays in motion. What they don't tell you is: an object at rest is rarely allowed to stay resting.
You, however, have found your ace in the hole, your golden ticket: the word sick? Hell, even just the implication: it always brings the conversation to a grinding halt.
POLYPA: hey * me and tegs are * having movie night *
POLYPA: subs * not dubs *
YOU: Sorry Polypa, but I don't think that's a very good idea...
POLYPA: i think it's * a great idea *
POLYPA: do you know * how hard * it is to get * teg to agree * to * subs *
YOU: I think I'm getting sick :(
Bam. Nipped that right in the bud.
VIKARE: ~ Heigh-ho old chum! ~
VIKARE: ~ How fares the winds your way? ~
YOU: Not great. I feel like teeth are growing in my throat and my nose is runny and dry.
VIKARE: ~ Ah, yes, the dentification of the swallow collumn. We've all been there sport chin up.~
VIKARE: ~ And my word guy have I got some advice for you! ~
MSPAR: I think it's just, you know...
VIKARE ~ Hey now chum why the sudden reticence? ~
YOU: The "s" word... you know...
VIKARE: ~ What on Globgolyb's shifting seas man you put that word away. ~
YOU: I'm S
VIKARE: ~Cease this at once. ~
YOU: i
VIKARE: ~ Skies above! You don't have to do this!~
YOU: ck :(
VIKARE: ~You WHAT!~
- VIKARE'S HUSKTOP HAS EXPLODED -
Second time proves the hypothesis.
Zebruh: ♦️ Good evening, my lovely, hornless friend. ♦️
Zebruh: I saw the video of you and the Grandmaster on chitter earlier this evening.
Zebruh: Might I say you managed to look raidant. ♣️ Well, as radiant as one can next to the splendor that is Marvus Xoloto? ♣️
YOU: Gee, thanks for the neg. It's not just my legs that are running...
Zebruh: Ahem. ♠️ Pardon? ♠️
MSPAR: Would you like a sinus infection, free of charge?
Zebruh: Depends, ♦️ which sinus? ♦️
YOU: I'm sick, dunkass
Even though he seems to be feeling particularly conciliatory this evening, Zebruh hasn't responded to you in the twenty minutes that have passed since you dropped the dreaded S word.
But, ah here's the tricky part.
MALLEK: yo;
MALLEK: sup;
MALLEK: hey;
MALLEK: i know you = there;
MALLEK: i can see you through my viewfinder; you really need to update your passwords;
MALLEK: wait;
MALLEK: forget i said that;
MALLEK: you = uh; typing a lot;
MALLEK: i have a keylogger on your palmhusk;
MALLEK: that = less creepy and invasive;
MALLEK: right?
YOU: No, not really.
MALLEK: damn it;
MALLEK: well i can see you through my viewfinder;
MALLEK: and you look different;
YOU: Yeah? Like what you see?
MALLEK: did you secretly start the cyborgization process?
YOU: Yes. That is definitely what's happening.
MALLEK: without me :(
MALLEK: actually can you ignore the frowny face;
YOU: What frowny face?
MALLEK: heh;
MALLEK: so seriously; what = with the new look;
Ah. How do you drop the news without halting this conversation in its tracks?
YOU: Okay.
YOU: Promise you won't freak out.
MALLEK: "freaking out" =! in my vocabulary babe;
YOU: I have noticed that trolls really do not like this word.
MALLEK: uh-oh;
MALLEK: = the word "intimacy" or "self-reflection?"
YOU: Self-reflection is two words, Mallek.
MALLEK: so; who = it exactly that you = getting intimate with;
YOU: Besides you? This box of tissues is really getting a run for its money.
MALLEK: heh; nice;
MALLEK: i usually use a sock;
YOU: OKAY?? That is not what I meant. GOD!
If you weren't flushed already from being sick, you are now.
MALLEK: okay; i = lost now;
YOU: I just want to remind you that "freaking out" is not in your vocabulary.
MALLEK: that = also two words;
YOU: Yes. Glad we're on the same page.
YOU: I am.
YOU: Not.
YOU: Unsick?
MALLEK: what;
YOU: I'm sick, okay?? And I'm miserable and nobody seems to care.
MALLEK: i wish you would have told me;
MALLEK: i could have spent more time with you;
MALLEK: :(
MALLEK: don't ignore that emoji;
YOU: Sad face. Noted.
MALLEK: should i get a hold of that rustie;
MALLEK: you know; the one with the shovel?
YOU: Unless he's the sole provider of benadryl and chicken soup on this planet, I think we can leave Fozzer out of this one.
And like that, the theory is concluded. Mallek does not text you back. You make a few silly faces into the view finder, but even that doesn't entice him to talk to you.
Frowny face. Not noted. Sigh.
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You only realize you've been dozing when a knock at your door wakes you up. The fatigue is like a physical thing, a weighted blanket sewn into your body.
The knocking is mostly a formality; each strike against the wood pulp sends the door rattling forward a few centimeters. This unexpected guest must be a friend.
But, as you open the door, a scream builds up in you so intense that you just. Scream. There's nothing poetic about it. It's been a long time since you've seen ET, but you do know "aliens" and "the dominant population, now in a hazmat suit" is never a meet cute.
"Who is in here!" you shout on instinct. You grab a paper cup of water and throw it at the intruder. It splashes harmlessly against their hazmat suit.
"Whoa! Hey!" calls a muffled but distinctly masculine voice from within. It gives you pause for all of about five seconds; why do they sound so familiar? Until the six foot long forceps come out.
"Get the hell," you pause to wipe your runny nose on your sleeve, and then cough for good measure, "away from me!"
It doesn't work; the forceps are headed your way. They grab you expertly by your midsection, you you simply flail around until you flop on the ground. Like a rabid fish out of water. The intruder gets in your space. You stick your middle finger up at them.
Then you kick them square in the belly.
They makes a noise like "oooaauuugh," and then "damn, you kick hard. It's me!"
Mallek unzips the front of his ventilation hood; beneath he is wearing an n-95 mask with the zig-zag of scorist. How did he get that on such short notice?
"What are you doing here?" you ask as he zips his hood back up. If you weren't out of breath from your stuffed up nose, you certainly are now after the fucking alien escape olympics.
"If I tell you, promise not to kick me again?"
"No," you say through a wry smile.
"Well then, maybe this will explain it." He sets down a lock box of some sort, roughly the size of a six pack. He fiddles with the top for a moment before it lets out a beep, and then the lid opens with an outpouring of steam. He takes the forceps again, uses them to remove the contents, and then sends them your way.
A perfect, plastic bowl of chicken soup, a two pack of pink and green sludge that you suspect is Alternian day and nyquil respectively, and a cellophane package of spoon, salt, and pepper is thrust your way.
"I'm the sole provider of chicken soup and benadryl on this planet," Mallek says, full of lumpy pride in his ill fitting hazmat suit.
Oh, he wasn't freaking out because you're sick. He's freaking out because he isn't 100% your sole provider, and also anxiously desperate to prove how much you need him.
"Nerd," you say, throwing the cellophane wrapper at him. It sails about two inches through the air before floating pathetically to the fround.
Well, shit. You're floating pathetically down, too.
You eat your chicken soup on the group, Mallek hovering over you from six feet away. Every cough and sniffle sends him lurching for the door; you make sure to do it as often as you can.
About halfway through your soup, Mallek asks, "are you going to die?"
The only part of his face you can see are his eyes, as large and shiny as porcelain plates.
Only Mallek can out-drama you regarding your own illness.
"Yes," you say. His face crumples even as you smile.
"Is the soup helping? I made it myself."
"Hm," you slurp your way through a thought. Surely, for all the mess and nastiness in his kitchen, he must have invented some super strain of anti-sickess, alien mold by now, right?
Mallek keeps staring at you with his big ol' eyes.
You smile. "Feeling better already."
#hiveswap#mallek#mallek adalov#mallek x reader#mallek adalov x reader#can you tell i jsut really wanted to write dialogue today?? lol#i did not edit this or reread it or anything so if theres typos lmk
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Can you do POV thing where reader is pinned down by Mallek ?
Careful what you wish for anon!
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hiveswap
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Mallek Adalov/Reader, Mallek Adalov/MS Paint Adventures Reader
Characters: Mallek Adalov, MS Paint Adventures Reader
Additional Tags: Hiveswap: Friendsim, reader is a himbo and therefor male, Roommates, Love Confessions, Accidental Kissing, Cuddling & Snuggling
Summary:
Your roommate has bad sleeping habits. You try to help.
#hiveswap#hiveswap friendsim#mallek adalov#mallek adalov x reader#mallek x reader#my writing#did i sit on this for literal years? maybe
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Victory Spoils
Mallek Adalov x Male!Reader
When you made this bet you had phrased it as a half joke. Nothing serious, easily waved off as two immature idiots having a go at each other. A ‘winner takes all’ type of deal, hell you figured Mallek would forget the original bet after a few rounds.
Empty chip bags littered the ground, their shiny surfaces only illuminated by the glow of the TV as Mallek destroyed you at COD. You were half convinced he was cheating, Call of Duty wasn’t even an Alternian game. That was why you’d picked it. In all your years on Alternia you hadn’t found a single troll equivalent that wasn’t flarping. Which- terrifying honestly. With troll’s propensity for violence you figured COD would have had its debut on a planet like this. But it hadn’t and so you had ignorantly assumed this would be the game you’d beat Mallek at.
“There is no possible way you aren’t cheating!” You shouted barely maintaining your grip on the controller not to throw it across the room as you threw your arms in the air. How was he this good at it? He had to be cheating there was no way-
“Maybe you just suck at this dude.” He shrugged teasingly, a grin spreading across his face as you spluttered indignantly.
Glaring up at him from where you’d taken the floor and a pillow to get comfy you only grew more enraged by his clear enjoyment of your loss.
“Bullshit! How are you good at this?! COD isn’t even on Alternia!”
“Ha!” He laughed, “You call this ‘COD’? That = ridiculous. Start the next round.”
“Oh fuck you.” You snapped turning back to the screen. With your back to him you missed the way Mallek seemed to zero in on the game with a single minded focus that would have been terrifying to be on the receiving end of. You had no idea what you’d just dangled in front of him with your bet, and how could you? He’d been nothing but careful in making sure you had no idea.
You were his robobuddy after all.
He’d entertained round after round of this game, ruthlessly tearing through enemies in a way that would have brought a tear of pride to The Empress herself. In the beginning he’d briefly entertained the thought of letting you win a round or two, just to prolong the inevitable, but it died in the face of your clear indignation at being thwarted in your own playing field. Now he was simply driving the losses home with each and every win he stacked up.
Groaning in defeat you tossed the controller aside. The bet entirely forgotten as you grumbled and pouted to no one in particular.
“Damn. I guess I’ll have to find another game to beat you at, huh Mallek?” You hummed, regaining some of your cheer as you stood and stretched out your back. It popped satisfyingly as you bent yourself nearly in half. Behind you Mallek was unusually silent.
“Mallek?” You questioned turning towards him in concern. In a flash you found yourself pinned under him to the couch.
“I win.” He hummed, settling himself between your legs contentedly. Stretching himself out like a snake as he got comfortable you could only blink up at him in momentary confusion.
“Uh, yeah..?”
Mallek’s smile was snake-like as he stared down at you and it took more strength of will than you were comfortable with not to shift in arousal. God you hoped you weren’t about to pop a boner that would be beyond awkward. You felt like prey and not in the scary ‘you’re going to die way’ either. He settled further on top of you, arms bracketing your head as he continued staring. Swallowing thickly you found yourself staring back at him.
“Remember your little bet?” He asked leaning down further, it took a minute for your brain to catch up. Breath caught in your lungs and eyes wide you attempted to back up only to realize how futile it was when you were already pressed into the couch.
“Oh-,” There were about fifty excuses you could think of off the top of your head.
Every last one of them fled the minute Mallek said those next little words that sealed your fate completely.
“I’m gonna own you.”
#mallek adalov#mallek x reader#male reader#the lack of male reader fics is unsurprising but disappointing#I'm gonna change that#been feeling hella masc lately so tada#friendsim#hiveswap#homestuck#reader insert#giving my favorite hacker some love#seriously can he blow m- *ahem*#anyway#just a little something that's been sitting in my drafts#might need a part two honestly
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Do you still take requests?
Can I requests Mallek x Me. Flushed confession but its Malleks pov? Thank you for the time to read!
YES I DO AAA HI IVAN!!! X3
It would be my pleasure ✨🐍💙💻💕💕
Mallek x Reader!!
This was the one thing this tech wiz couldn’t hack-
Mallek had been feeling overwhelmed about his own feelings recently, he just couldn’t understand it.
You and Mallek had known eachother for quite awhile, ever sense he first thought you were a robot.
He had considered you a great friend sense then, whenever you needed something electric fixed or needed help he’d be right there to help! Anything for a friend.
“A friend”.
But that wasn’t really what Mallek felt, He thought so much more of you.
He had started noticing how awkward he started to feel around you
Small things you always did he started to notice a bit more, and find adorable.
Not like a friend thinking their friend has an adorable fashion sense no-
Mallek could feel his ears burning blue whenever he would look at you, or whenever you’d message him
What happened?? Was his blood pumper acting up??
Course not,
He knew what it was.
And his Blood pumper knew he had to tell you what he felt.
Mallek had invited you over for lunch, He actually cleaned his apartment block for once and tried tidying up the kitchen.
His snake lusus noticed his worrying and teased him about it. Mallek shooed them off in annoyance as he made sandwiches for you both.
Soon you arrived at his block, Mallek was sweating..He was nervous,
He adjusted his glasses against his face some before turning to you with his usual grin
“Hey! You ready for some grub?” Mallek asked to which you smiled in reply
“I’m straving absolutely!”
You cheered skipping to the side table amd picking up your sandwich
Mallek sat across from you scooting his chair up to the table.
“So uh.” He spoke after eating a bit “there’s something I wanted to talk to you about” Mallek hummed not making much eye contact
You tilted your head in curiosity at it, Mallek was usually this unnerving about having a conversation
“What is it?” You asked in between eating
“Uh,”
He started, the blueblood gently took your hand in his cross the table
“I’ve been feeling, some stuff lately and uh,”
Mallek started to which your cheeks glowed a faint pink as you felt his hands in yours.
Troll skin was a bit thicker then human (alien lol) but his hands were, very soft
“I wanted to tell you before, I just never fucking do y’know?” He continued. You noticed he finally started looking at you through his glasses’ frames.
“Y/N, I’m real flushed for you, red, I’m all red for you” Mallek blurted basically, he quickly looked down after. (Almost expecting rejection?)
You felt your lips smile to both corners of your mouth, you couldn’t stop smiling.
“Mallek you, you took the words right outta my mouth..”
You basically leaped over that table into Mallek’s arms. You hugged onto him tightly to which he made a small noise of surprise
You nuzzled your nose into his shoulder, his hoodie was so soft.
The blueblood sniffled some, he was trying to stop himself from crying but the poor guy was already teary.
Mallek held you closely, his hands around you holding you in the tightest hug.
He was smiling so big.
Fin!💙
#hiveswap#hiveswap friendsim#fanfic#fic request#x reader#matesprits#mallek adalov#mallek x Reader#thank you for requesting!#love uuu ivannn#hope you enjoy your boy X33
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Can we get cute rainy day snuggling headcanons with Mallek? I can’t get over how loud his purrs would be with how toasty the blankets and bed get cause of reader.
you most certainly can my good anon
Mallek snuggling on a rainy day:
• so an interesting tidbit i found from the friendsim game (i believe it’s in stelsa’s route?) is that the rain on alternia is acid! i wonder if this means their oceans are acidic too, and how that would affect seadwellers… anyway-
• trolls are mostly immune to this, only occasionally using a metal umbrella (also in friendsim) (for some reason) . humans, unfortunately, are not immune to acid and would suffer a fair bit from it to put it lightly.
• this makes Mallek a little nervous, and nine times out of ten whenever it rains he hauls you into his place to stay safe from your own leaking makeshift hive. when he’s concerned he makes the cutest little clicking noises, holding you tight but not too tight, knowing his strength is greater that yours
• sometimes you play silly board games or video games together, but you always end up cuddled up on his comfort slab one way or another
• Mallek is notoriously not the warmest troll on alternia, so you always stack up with blankets and comforters. it doesn’t take too long for your body heat to cover both of you, and you snuggle together in a blissful warmth
• occasionally he will smooch your forehead, but blush if you kiss him back. in his defense, he thought you were asleep ok???
• he will indeed purr quite loud, and as your relationship has developed he’s grown more comfortable with himself and the, in his mind, embarrassing noises he makes.
• there’s a faint hiss sound to his purrs, and his entire body rumbles when he does it. it almost seems like he’s vibrating at times, but it’s not quite so intense
• overall a very sweet boy, 10/10 would cuddle again
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Hi there!! I was wondering if I could request a matchup for either Homestuck or Hiveswap? I'm a demiboy (he/they) and my sexuality is kinda unlabeled but male leaning? I dunno its,,, a huge mess I'm sorry :') but anways some stuff about me!! My mtbi type is INFP, and some of my hobbies are video games, drawing, reading, watching movies and TV, and hanging out with my homies! The type of person I tend to click with is someone who I can easily talk to and who will listen to me. Someone I can ramble to about my hyperfixations or just some bizarre thing thats on my mind at the moment. I'd gladly listen to whatever they'd got going on in their brain too! Having in depth conversations is a big yes. Love languages of mine are also gift giving and quality time!! Physical affection/contact is a maybe.
Sorry if that was a lot,, I tried to give as much info as I could?? But thank you for taking the time to read this!! :D
omg!! theres two of them now im so happy hello anon no.2!! <333
i match you with....
Mallek Adalov!
let me explain,
in friendsim, mallek is very understanding of MSPAR, so this understanding would transfer to is s/o as well! he would enjoy listen to you ramble about your hyper fixations. mallek would give you gifts whenever he could. <3
#homestuck matchup#homestuck x reader#mallek adalov x reader#mallek x reader#hiveswap matchup#hiveswap x reader
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Volume of very good bois
#Hiveswap#Friendsim#Mallek Adalov#Galekh Xigisi#MSPA Reader#Mallek x MSPAR#fanart#Kuroha Ai#ah I miss them#Mallek really be seeing MSPAR pulling the stupidest shit and be like 'yep that's my flushed bae alright'#Galekh is not a morosexual (at least not in that way)#he's polite enough not to point out their matching hoodies#love how Mallek doesn't even want to make a social media but make a troll skype just to contact them#and then just come to tattoo a complete stranger just for them#how to say you're down bad without saying you're down bad
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Could I get some clingy Mallek pretty pls
oohh ofc! some clingy hcs for sk8r boy ^-^
Warning: Foul language/ Mallek being cutelly annoying
Disclaimer: do not copy, repost, take or feed to AI or NFTs anything I post
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Clingy Mallek x Reader
Mallek rarely ever is clingy, he's a really chill troll and only existing in the same place as you is enough to make him happy
so on the nights he's feeling a bit more touch starved than what he's used to, he needs to hold you
probably an habit he learned from snek dad, but cute anyways
He tries to not be clingy, he really tries not to, but is the clingiest bitch you've ever met
full on sitting on the floor and hugging your leg as you do your chores
when he can't do it, either because you're out or you're doing something that requires you not having a grown ass troll tripping you down
Mallek understands that you still have a life and sometimes you need some time for yourself
he does too, more often than you'd like
but it doesn't mean he won't be pouting until you finally take him into your arms
By the time you go to bed, he'll be (for the first time ever) waiting for you to get his mandatory sleep time cuddles
attention whore
Will constantly annoy you while you try to watch a show or play with your palmhusk
poking your side or leaning his whole bodyweight into you until you finally give him some attention
Loves to have his hair pet or played with, especially when clingy
melts at the slightest touch and is already purring as you comb your fingers through his mess of a hair
once you lay by his side, he squishes you to his chest, purring softly and shoving his nose in your hair
he says humans smell weird but you're actually one of his favorite smells
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@halloweensuittruffles and I had a short convo over on Twatter about Mallek and Mspar getting married and how Mallek would forgo a traditional wedding band in favor of the both of them having matching piercings instead :}c
#mallek adalov#mallek x mspa reader#mallek adalov x mspa#mspa reader x mallek#hiveswap#devotion-to-art
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Did a redraw of a Mspar/Mallek piece from 2020! Blep
[2020 piece can be found below the cut]
#mspa reader#mspar#mallek adalov#mspa reader x mallek#mallek x mspa reader#hiveswap#hiveswap friendsim#swarms-art
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What about a lazy day with Mallek and s/o headcanons? What do they get up to? Also I’m so happy to see you seem so enthusiastic rn! I know you’ve been pretty down lately so this put a smile on my face today :)
(sorry it's taking me so long to get to these!! life happened out of nowhere and i'm busy, but I promise I will answer all of them in due time. HC rq's / discussions are always open, as long as you're alright with a bit of a wait <3)
Aw thank you :') ngl I've been up and down in general; doing my best to ride the highs as far as possible <3
Mallek Lazy Day HCs
Honestly, I don't think Mallek is very good at the "lazy" part. Speaking not only as a long time appreciater of time bound charaters, but also as a time bound myself: it's an aspect that tends to keep you moving (esp for rouges of time, which is my hc for Mallek. I see this as one aspect of his restlessness and impulsivity).
So: netflix and chill WILL turn into netflix and tinker, and also leave the room for that one thing that he can cannabalize into this project, and oh hey did he ever show you his new PC? Just arrived, want to savor the peelies with him? Oh you want to relax? Want to go down to his secret place? Maybe he should bring his can of spray paint, just in case....
I think it would actually be good for him to learn to slow down and learn how to like. Relax. Not make every little thing into some grand scheme.
A good place to start with him would be people watching I think! This is a secret headcanon I have (but have written, secretly, into all of my fics): I think Mallek is probably a pretty terrible judge of character when the person is more than text on a screen. I mean, he thought MSPAR of all people was a robot.
Besides the fact that this might be a good place for Mallek to start learning how to slow down, I think it would also be good for him to get outside of his head a bit. I see Mallek as a somewhat egocentric character (not as in like, self centered or narcissistic; simply lacking a little empathy and world view/experience), so listning to MSPAR spin tales of these trolls might inspire him to think a little bit harder as other trolls as less of a backdrop for his world and more like. You know. Individual people. Which will be a great skill for him to have as an information specialist.
On that note: I like the idea of Mallek having some kind of spy/reconaissance sort of roll once he leaves to fight in the troll space war. Imagine him figuring people out in his head while imagining a conversation with you to really get deep in it and ask himself the right questions, thinking back to that first time you went people watching together :') hurts so good.
This does make television a lot less interesting for him, though. You win some you lose some.
Idk how this became a Mallek character study, I am so sorry. It's just who I am as a person.
He does like to squeeze you super hard when he hugs/holds you: it's a lusus habit and he finds it comforting. It's once of the few times he'll initiate a slower, lazier hang out session: arms squeezing the life out of you, his head leaned on yours, cozy as hell.
Anyway, that's the best I can think of! Sorry it's not super relevant to your prompt haha ^^'
#hiveswap#mallek#mallek adalov#mallek x reader#sorry i usually try to add some dialogue for a little extra fun and flair#but i have lost my voice a bit :o( more another time then....#do you know what i mean by savor the peelies btw?? the little plastic sheet that comes on electronics to protect them? i love peeling them
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Im WAAAAY Late But...
Playing Friendsim2 (which I should have done forever ago) and am on Volume 2 absolutely LOSING MY MIND
PALE STELGORA??????? YES PLSSSS
VACILLATING (KINDA) GALEKH?
HUSBANDS!!!!!
and then this????
Mallek??? Mallek pls u can't do this to my heart????
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