At times like these, Claire thought that maybe God did exist, not as some benevolent being or terrifying father, but as the omniscient equivalent of a prank show host. An Ashton Kutcher kind of God.
Laura Hankin, from Happy & You Know It
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There’s only a shadow of me; in a matter of speaking, I'm dead
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Oh man I'm about to be tortured by a crazy serial killer, I think I should try homoerotically degrading him like a dog. It won't make it better, in fact, it'll probably make it worse. But I think we should give it a try anyways
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A list of places I think Noel could have ended up:
- Spain
- Addison
- Kansas
- Some random field (bonus points if it makes a crop circle)
- Top of the Statue of Liberty
- Middle of the Pacific Ocean
- The Dreamlands (bonus points for trauma)
- Top of a tree
- A farmers market
- McDonald's
- Daniel's house
- 13 Mosby Avenue
- The Vatican
- Harlan Guthrie's house
- A water arobics class
- A zoo (bonus points for being in the meerkat enclosure)
- An aquarium (bonus points for being in a fish tank)
- The cheese caves in Missouri
- Paris catacombs
- Some random person's funeral
- Tippy top of Mt. Everest
- Middle of a different cult's meeting
- The Oval Office or the pentagon
- Another room of the same building he's already in
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DEVASTATING episode btw. "i failed you" and "he is my friend" and "you're a good person" and "i didn't let him win" and noel and arthur's screams and "but his ears still work" KILLED ME KILLED ME DEAD
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