my lil concept 4 inkfish big man!!! the bestest guy
[image description: a drawing of an inkling version of big man from splatoon 3. in this design, big man is a dark-skinned, fat inkling with short grey and red bobbed tentacle hair. he has a triangle goatee, three piercings on one ear, white splotches all over his body, a white tattooed streak running down from his lower lip, and yellow fingertips. he is wearing black gaucho pants with a silver manta ray-shaped buckle that's holding up a bright red transparent sash around his waist, red shoes, his headpiece, and no shirt. on the right, there is a detailed, colored drawing done of him in the official splatoon art style, and to the left are messy doodles of him smiling and giving a thumbs up to the viewer and him sitting on the ground. end id]
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i thought someone in the cafe was sitting on a really squeaky chair but it turned out to be the saddest little dog in the world
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DONT TELL ME shiver actually saw one of these things 💀💀💀💀💀
SHIVER RUN, THAT'S NOT NESSIE
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Third post! Fun fact; I hate shiver! Even more so the Mariver ship with my whole heart!! This post isn't an invitation to mariver fans, Please get out!!
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I think you and Jyggalag are both neat our world needs chaos and order even if you both hate each other.
Jiggly cheeks wants conformity, boredom, and the destruction of free will. Order is not a necessity. Some may like it, but all it does is create a false sense of security.
I'm fairly certain that if Jygglypuff had a less funny name, you all wouldn't be so keen to follow him. Or maybe you prefer things to be orderly! Which would be pretty fucking stupid. But what do I know? I'm just your friendly neighborhood Madgod.
At the end of the day, it's your choice whether to worship him or not. I'm certainly not going to stop you. Free will, and all that. Just know who exactly you're worshipping.
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Oh no… If Harry fails the red encyclopedia check on Kimball, and simply comes up with ‘Hey aren’t Seolites all good at pinball?’
Oh man. So. That stereotype is likely why a junior officer Kim was put on the pinball squad in the first place.
It’s crazy how much racism is presented in fridge logic form. It hits so hard. The shit this man puts up with every day of his life. I just wanna hug him.
Fun fact: look up Seolite in fayde. I’ve been breaking my own heart all morning lol. I was trying to figure out if there were inconsistencies in Kim’s telling of his own background. I keep getting a Feeling about it. He says his grandparents are from Seol, but that both his parents are half Seolite, also his father wasn’t in the picture, but *also* that his parents were killed in the revolution…so he didn’t know his mother either? And he says he’s only a quarter Seolite, but with two half parents, is that correct? In his position, I think I’d tell half-truths as well, or whatever I needed to say to get racists off my ass. It is canon that Kim messes with racists by playing into stereotypes, and bless him for it because he’s so damn funny about it.
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