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20 min into a murder investigation and you hear your partner mutter this under his breath, wdyd?
#flawless#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#their dynamic is many things#and one of those things is Harry muttering something incomprehensibly nonsequitor#and the camera panning in on Kim like Jim from the office
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A quiet place for us to rest 🌟💧
#this reminds me of The Repeater Pattern#I think#the one in the pale#it’s gorgeous#I absolutely love this#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi
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I think there's no greater indication that disco elysium is sympathetic towards communism when it literally says "communism is failure" and then the literal gameplay itself rewards trying and failing. The most obvious one being the Shivers check at the FELD mural, which is an Impossible 20 check BUT opens itself up again and again the longer you spend in the world doing things, but even just looking at sheer probabilities, for any given white check, rolling first and THEN putting a point into that skill upon failure is more likely to grant you success than putting a point first and then rolling, but that would require failing first.
Other things too: Precarious world saying you'll 100% fail red checks no matter what (not necessarily a bad thing, btw!! throwing the boule into the sea is a success but like. in some other ways one would want a perfect petanque throw instead. but people wouldn't typically assume that failure is desirable sometimes from the start) persuading you to accept that you'll fail some things that is irrevocable, for a world where everything is just a tiny bit easier.
The faux game over screen when you faint after reading Dora's letter— emulating a sense of failure on the scale of the entire game. When it rolls up most people go "What?? Game over?? No way, what did I do wrong!!" and waking up after that, with no huge or lasting impact on Harry's health or morale really tells the player, "Sometimes things will seem so bad that it all seems like it's coming to an end, but it's not the end, it's really not the end, go drink so water, you can still go on despite this failure"
I'm sure there are other things as well that are eluding me but like. The literal gameplay rewards failing and succeeding far more so than simply succeeding every single time, and I think you get a fuller experience of Elysium that way too
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Skilltober #24 - Composure
(redraw of an image from last year and damn do I like it a lot more than the original. Also yeah I know it's not a Composure Check but. That's how Kim rolls ok)
#it belongs in a MUSEUM#😍😍😍😍#omg look at this#disco elysium#kim kitsuragi#harry du bois#evrart claire#im so hot for that pose#sir
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The start of something special
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An open and needlessly explicit letter to the anonymous message in my inbox, RE: my carnal desire towards one (1) Lieutenant Double-Yfreitor Harrier Du Bois
Just. Just listen ok. Would Harry even get around to having sex with me? Probably not. Provably, he'd cry or call me a slur or both. Then he'd flee by running straight through my wall, leaving a Harry-shaped hole in the bricks looney-tunes style.
Even if he managed to pass that skill check, would he be stinky? Would he be his cringe, diseased and obnoxious self? Absolutely, and so would I.
You don't understand. I am consumed with lust and degeneracy, and it has been pent up in my virginial form for a decade. I've put myself at risk of worse diseases at the mere CHANCE of getting some action, and I'd fucking do it again for some Harry Du Bussy. There is A Chance. A Chance of something twisted within me getting sated. And imo it is worth the risk.
"you'd fuck a fence if it was white" oh oh I'm sorry! is the fence psychic? Does the fence have like ten guys in his head who might be able to find my g-spot with the precision of a team of NASA engineers? Would the fence maybe let me peg him, tug him around by his facial hair, let me put a nose hook on him, and call him a 'good pig'? Then fucking call me cooper the way I'm about to build the whole bloody enclosure.
And you know what? You underestimate me. You think a 28 year old wasian woman can't match the rank energy of Harry Du Bois? Buddy I have Issues that you wouldn't believe. I've had identity crises that you could not comprehend. My little hirstuite body has created Odours that would horrify even the most seasoned medieval plague doctor. And I dont even have the Body Odour Gene! I had to DIY this shit, dickhead! Signature blend! Im defying racism so hard thay not even BIOLOGY ITSELF has command over me!
fuck the double standard. so like I'm allowed to drool about big fat hairy milfs and their glorious old pussies, but suddenly when I desire some morally dubious whiteman hole I'M too much of a pervert??? Well I don't fucking care. I was always an equal opportunity pervert, and I always will be. I have rights. I have a right to express how much I want to go at Harry Du Bois like a bull elephant in musth. This is my fucken blog and I control what I write here.
If Kim doesn't fuck that sad little man, then I will.
#this is art#please never delete this#when your post nut clarity arrives leave it as a sculpture covered in neon paint and spaghettios#I fuckin cried laughing at Team Of Nasa Engineers#harry du bois#this is REAL humaning time Masque Offe human style and I’m rolling around in it like a pig in truffles
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had a vivid dream where there was a "play as Kim" mod and I was super excited
after like 2 mins gameplay Harry just turned around looking scandalised and was like "Ohgod... It's me, Kim. *I'm* Grandpa Piss!"
he refused to elaborate even after I savescummed and exhausted all dialogue options
then a notification flashed like "THOUGHT GAINED: GRANDPA PISS" and I went to the thought cabinet screen. all it said was "What the fuck does he mean by that."
#I’m cackling#I’m rolling around on the bed WEEEPING#disco elysium#THEE Kim Experience#kim kitsuragi#harry du bois
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Sleep with no nightmares
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It really is too bad that you can't romance Kim in Disco Elysium because your typical RPG romance being done in the style of Disco Elysium would be a real goddamn treat
[Suggestion - Challenging] Unleash some flirtations upon the lieutenant!
SUGGESTION [Challenging: Failure] - What's his most prominent feature?
YOU - "Hey hotcock, your glasses are looking thick today!"
KIM KITSURAGI - He looks at you blankly.
EMPATHY [Medium: Success] - He would be more offended by the references to his sight issues if he weren't so thrown by the term "hotcock".
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Thinking about how much Kim smiles in Disco Elysium. His very even voice and his character portrait might give the impression of a man who is very severe and aloof, and in some part he is, but he also smiles a lot. Not even sarcastically. Here's a fraction of what I found
#kim kitsuragi#disco elysium#a fact about him that is very important and I want to see it#if kim smiled at me I’d faint#I like to think that every time he does#Harry falls a little more
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thought about Jean Vicquemare?
He left us to die. If it were up to me, I would rip his throat out with my teeth. I would beat him within an inch of his life. I don't care how well he knows us or how well he thinks he knows us. I'll kill him the first chance I get.
#I love this#it’s so RAW and passionate#doesn’t matter that it’s violent there is the fury of expired love there#disco elysium#jean vicquemare#the skills
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Full can be found here
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I DON'T WANT TO BE THIS KIND OF ANIMAL ANYMORE
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Jean Vicquemare, all geared up and ready to kick Harry coolly to the curb but immediately erupts when he sees blood on him
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