ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴇᴛᴇʀɴᴀʟʟʏ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛғᴜʟʟ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜɪs☼✞✺

"I can fix him" NO, I accept him as he is, crazy and all. From his head to his toes to his gargoyle-rotted brain-- I accept them all.

🗣️ I love my delulu prince not in spite of his atrocious personality, but because of it 🗣️

/affectionate

Dumb ask (kind of fluffy?) but imagine asking any of the boys to remove a spider, konigs so tall he'd probably get a cobweb stuck in his hair

i can't decide between könig having a fear of spiders, or if he would choose to own one. i headcannon könig to have owned a couple of rats and a bunny, i think he would also have a pet tarantula. 🕷️

if könig wasn't that bothered by spiders, he'd mock you for your phobia teasingly. he may pretend to throw it at you once he lets it crawl away outside, but he'll comfort you afterwards. he doesn't mind them, he'll let the smaller ones roam around the place, only to say goodbye once you beg him to remove them.

if könig was afraid of spiders, he'd jump back and forth, his hand shaking holding a cup and paper. his breathing would be heavy, knees weak, attempting to get rid of the small creature. he'll chuck it outside, locking the windows and doors...

Nidus brings his favourite flowers

i hope dennis slaps mac across the face when he tells him I Love You for the first real time. i hope he does it out of fear because of the sincerity that coats mac's eyeballs and the emotion that frames them. i hope he feels so fucking bad about it afterwards and it haunts him till he can't stand it and finally says it back but does it in his scared afraid way and he refuses to meet intense eyes that fill with rage but overflow with pain and there's tears and blood and bruises but the tenderness of the bruises are met with a sweetness that's always been there wanting waiting yearning and curling in itself over and over again

Kind of offensive to me that most Saint Rita of Cascia representations depict her stigmata as just a little red dot, just the touch of a wound, when we know for a fact it was infested with maggots and had a stench so bad people didn’t want to be near her. It pisses me off that we diminish something that not only was a mark of her grace before God, but also the reason why she was avoided by her peers, practically marginalized inside of her own home, by her fellow nuns.

Let the woman be Weird, is all I’m saying. Let’s not forget that sometimes the sign that God favors someone isn’t pretty to see. Let’s train ourselves to not look away.

okay but if we're doing a guapoduo marvel au

qroier's ofc spiderman. what I think people are sleeping on is the potential of qcellbit being his man in the chair rather than his mj or his deadpool or anything like that.

qcellbit's one of those fans who very strongly insists that he fucking hates spiderman, but then he turns around and behind closed doors he has an entire theory board dedicated to figuring out who the fuck this man is. he lurks on forums and scours the internet for any and all useful info and pics and audio clips he can find. he saves and watches back news clips. he sketches. he's literally fucking obsessed.

he eventually narrows it down to a group of people and investigates each of them one by one, getting to qroier and pretty easily figuring out it's him.

qroier's actually really impressed— he's been convinced he's been doing a good job hiding his identity, so this comes as a shock. qcellbit must just be that good. he has a skillset qroier could absolutely use— the fact that the guy's cute is just an added benefit, right?

after a bit of negotiation, qcellbit agrees to be qroier's man in the chair in exchange for signatures and footage he can sell for hella cash (and also because he's admittedly quite fond of the guy under the mask, but he wouldn't tell anyone that).

feeling this today. feeling like pushing an ice block all over the city as it turns to water and evaporates.

idk what I'm doing again. I'm struggling with my motivation letters for Erasmus universities. for a chance to go study as an exchange student for 3-4 months in a foreign country. and why? idk what to do there, but idk what to do here either. I want to do comics, animation, gamedev, writing, printmaking but I should specialize and focus. but idk which of these is viable or worth the time. nothing seems worth the time. I'm not confident with any of my skills in these things.

I haven't learned enough to show my skills, but I can't access learning more without any proof that I do anything or have learned anything.

I got up at 9am and 10h later, I have nothing to show for it.

"OH Omocat is a pedophile!!!!1!! How do you like something by a PeDoPhIlE she is EVIL she hurt so many-" show me the fucking receipts. show em to me right now. right fucking now right now. you got em? got em on hand? any evidence?

can you find them then? got screenshots of gross ass texts between her and a minor? discord conversations? skype? whatsapp? how about witnesses have they come forward? did she get arrested for em? is that public? dont answer that last one it would be. what should i look up to find it?

or maybe she drew shit. got a link to those? internet archive link? a link to a screenshot of her google drive? any 4chan drawthreads? did someone commission her like that one fucking fanartists? wheres the literal receipt to that one? is it a rebecca sugar think where she drew ed edd and eddy porn when she was like 10?

...oh none of those exist? you cant find them on google? you dont have a link to any of that? so what proof do you have?

...oh its just the one shirt. oh its just the shota shirt. the one made in 2014. the singular shirt that didnt have anything graphic on it. the one she seid she didnt know the internet usage of. and already apologized for. and took down from the omocat store when she was made aware of it.

the word that is literally one letter away from the japanese word for little boy that japanese people sometimes name their fucking kids after to this day. the word literally anyone can misspell into existence by missing one letter. that not everyone knows the creepy gross ass internet meaning off cause not everyone is terminally online like you and me. that shirt?

waste of my fucking time

wjen ur names maggot but they accidently pronounnce it with an f instead of an m

also quickly fuck jamie oborne i hate that guy

jrodslammer on furaffinity

i am not cut out for this gardening shit i fear

Goretober day 13: Infested

Prompt list:

friendly reminder to put your grains/nuts/beans/whatever into glass containers instead of leaving them in their plastic or cardboard packaging

because otherwise you may run the risk of finding a new moth civilization in your cupboard

A rotting corpse begins stumbling towards the cabin, banging on the doors. It keeps checking behind it, as if something is chasing it. A bag is held tightly to its chest, as it keeps trying to bash the doors in. -@robbiethezombie

"What is the rush, Sunshine?" A raspy voice asked from behind.

Sinclair was grinning, smacking his bat against the palm of his hand.

"A zombie... Haven't had one of those in a while."