rainforest cafe bathroom pawjob
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transgender goats
(he/him for philas)
(she/her for Goat) @wis-art
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<33 waiting to use the bathroom at a house show because ive drank a lot of alcohol and water and i havent gone since i left home but the next band's set starts after my friends use the bathroom and the line is long so i give up and decide to go at home (still havent gone and they went again after we got home,,,)
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ID: A dark blue patch that depicts someone in a wheelchair getting head. It reads "Always help the disabled get ahead."
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ough i never posted the picture of my focking. igarashi giant salamander
her name is Lisa and she has 2 air chambers and a transparent underbelly and she feels plump and smooth and i LOVE her.
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i need to get bullied and called a faggot and told what will be done to me like you've already decided and im just there to take it
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i dont have a single redeeming quality
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TECHNO MAKES ME CUM
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just let the darkness take u fucking faggot
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this dog sucks mad dick
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and i'd like to be a big ball of meat that bees can buzz around and eat when i die, so that i might be granted one sense of purpose
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I kept mishearing a lyric from Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” and this is what it said to me
Top surgery fund!!!!!!!!
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“Sasha under the covers” 2003
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they wont let me buy weed cause im minor coded :(
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