mage hand

Karlach x Mage Hand

🎶”On boooooard I’m the Captaaaaaaiiin, so cliiiimb aboooooooaaaaaaard!”🎶✨

(But who needs a captain when you have a Self-Appointed Commodore 😉)

Guess what…

We makin FH OCs in this bitch now! Meet Jaime, the Alchemist Artificer Satyr in her Junior Year!

Feel free to use her for your own stuff, just tag me for credit and so I can see her too! Also feel free to ask with questions cause I’m giving this bitch LORE. I might post more art if her later and a Timelapse of my process later cause I really love this character and in this pose, you don’t get to see the goat legs!! (Which are the same color as her hair). She’s actually inspired by another one of my OCs, Wonder, who is also a Satyr based of Mountain Goats. Maybe they’re alternate universe versions of each other!

Big ol' googledrives of coastal wizards ttrpg pdfs: very punk rock 🤘

Including indie ttrpg pdfs and work that aren't freely available: not punk rock at all and in fact just helping coastal wizards kill 3rd party publishers quicker 😞

(The annoying thing about the kink memes is I can never post prompts because I’m too specific and everybody would know it’s me lmao. Oh, a Jaheira and Halsin prompt? A Gale with a Gnomish partner prompt? A bane godfucker prompt? Who could it possibly be)

i’ve got it. it’s done. my first ever shadowmancy spell. i went for the simplest concept i could think of, i took mage hand, which is a simple construct made of weak, insubstantial energy, and modified it to be formed out of shadow instead, a stronger, denser energy. and it worked, the hand is stronger, more solid, it can actually lift my shield which is far more than mage hand ever could. it turns out this interdimensional shadowmancy works less like equations and more like..the base wire shape of a sculpture, i would say. it forms the framework of the intended shape and the power behind the casting is what draws the darkness to wrap around the structure and form whatever was specified, as long as it was specified correctly. in this case, instead of building a hand from the base up, i went with that concept a bit more literally. this magic doesn’t fit into my equations like the spells i’m used to. it’s too wiry and flexible while this other stuff is hard and geometric. so i tried adding it less as a component and more like a pair of parentheses, wrapping it around the concept without altering it to encourage the correct shape and ability. in practice this becomes a specific movement i have to add to the start and end of the cast. it flows really well the way i’ve put it together, and so far works perfectly. i’ve made my very own umbral hand. }:^)

Sinday Confession: Gale overstimulating you with magehand while he drinks his tea or coffee and reads a book or is working while he listens to your squirming in the background is canon and you cannot and will not convince me otherwise.

How many magehands can the chosen of mystra cast? Yes.

♥♥ So it's sinday, have a lil treat ♥♥

Arcane Trickster Fearne!!!

Oh I bet it'll be Ruidusborn flavor, especially given all the Magehand-related buffs that subclass gets. Fits right in with telekinetic powers like Imogen and the Reilorans show.

Caroline runs around,in a panic.

Caroline is swept up in a portal and dropped into a comfy chair with Azure standing next to her, arms crossed. A magehand brings azure a cup of water, which she hands to her student.

"Slow down and tell me what's the problem is, hun. Why the rush?"

What's something Niram is really bad at? What would he say his best trait is and what is it actually? How do his health complications impact his day-to-day? What would you say his most striking feature is? (Other than not having hands anymore) What subjects does he most like to paint?

Oh man oh man.

-So he's obviously really bad at anything that involves physical activity. He's an emaciated little shrimp with the core strength of a bean burrito who doesn't have any hands and is slowly making his own legs atrophy by choosing to levitate everywhere instead of walk like a normal person. His STR is 7. His magehand weight limit is probably higher than what he could have comfortably carried around before.

But no, his actual weak point that causes Real Problems is he sucks at lying. He sucks at it so bad. Whether it's some deep ancient fae ancestry nonsense or horrible contingency spiraling about having to maintain the lie like he claims isn't really clear, but he will avoid having to lie at all costs. He cannot force his way through one. He would rather be truthful and face the consequences of this than have to keep track of falsehoods and who knows them, although sometimes this also just means he has a big mouth about stuff he doesn't think matters.

This doesn't mean he's *compelled* to truth, though. He can simply stay quiet about a subject, or give only partial information, and he can lie for the sake of a brief joke or surprise, but if forced into a "yes or no?" type of situation his honesty is almost guaranteed.

-The biggest complication when it comes to his health is definitely his diet, at least when off campus. Turns out a lot of people take it as an insult when you won't eat their food, even when you explain why, and people can also be really weird about abstinence from drinking! His teammate Sayid graciously assists Niram in purging what his body can't filter by taking on some of the malaise for him and going through bathroom hell (just Ilmaterite things, we call it the holy dialysis), and it's one of the few things in life he grapples with guilt about.

I do also acknowledge in games the frequent toilet trips he needs, though don't derail RP for them unless they're narratively relevant or funny.

While not directly related to his internal health, he also encounters a lot of accessibility issues now that he doesn't have hands. The magehands allow for him to manipulate objects, but the disconnect from his actual body still presents a lot of challenges-- the session before last they actually had to work with Yuri's dad (an artificer) to modify special slot-style handlebars for him to attach to his magic broom that he had previously just been wrapping his elbows around for dear life.

Also sometimes he just... forgets they're not there anymore. It's been such a short while compared to a whole life of having them. He's had a few bodily collisions with things where a well-placed hand should have stopped that. Like... leaning against a wall.

-His most striking feature is probably that receding hairline and extreme widow's peak. Content-aware scaled, color-inverted Vegeta lookin mf. He would probably agree.

-He loves doing portraits/figures of all kinds but I think after a lot of practice and honing his skills he'll find he likes dragons, dragonborn, lizardfolk, aarakocra, and other scaled or feathered individuals because he finds the patterns/color variety soothing rather than tedious.

This differs from his sketching in his journal, which is a less time-consuming process in which he doesn't try to get so lost. His favorite things to sketch/ink are bones. Of course.

<- uses magehand to tuck themselves in every night.

Hes a living spell?????? Magehand guy....... what the shit that rules!!!!!!

With a shift in platforms and a return to Tumblr, I would like to introduce you to my persona.

This is Meta Maud Media, or more simply known as Maud. [They/Them]

An entity residing within Cyberspace as a mascot for an unreleased beta of a long-forgotten PC platformer game.

Their height is 8.5 feet, age unknown, abilities include reality-shifting within their given game and the ability to summon hands (magehand-adjacent) of varying sizes and quantities within a certain (unknown) range.

This character is created for my own personal projects, stories, and general use, and as a general face for myself. I hope you guys enjoy this art dump and this character!

I love love loved the fingering the wizard fic!

Ahh thank you anon! I’d like to do some more cozy smutty things with GlimmerGale, I love them very much. Perhaps something with Gale returning the favour on his desk with magehand whilst reading. Almost certainly some sort of under the robes blow job fic because come on, what’s the point of having a tiny wife if you don’t get all the benefits?