This took on proportions much beyond what I was going for lol

forgive me Father, for I can't help but admire the Chosen of your sworn foe, Enver Gortash

he's just made to wear lingerie.

"When I stumbled off that nautloid and on to the banks of the Chionthar, the first thing I did was find something green to fall in." - Karlach discussing her first steps back on the material plane in a decade in some difficult to get to camp dialogue (and reflecting her usual and tremendous love of the world.)

The old sketch of Lae’zel 🖤

Will you be mine - today, and tomorrow, and reaching into eternity?

Karlach in this 🫠

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Y’all know this is a true canon compliant dialogue. They both are absolutely capable and willing to have this sort of back and forth 😂

The party camp during a long rest.

Karlach: What are the two most important holes on my body?

Astarion: *looks at her quizzically before glancing down*

Karlach: Not those, you sicko! It’s my nostrils. They allow me to breath while I suck on your di-

Gale: DINNER’S READY!!!

Karlach would totally say this joke.

Karlach, is something wrong with your glintwein? - YES. It was a fkn beer…

Still working on it 👁👁

Intimacy in Hellspawn

I feel like the concept of intimacy is well explored through the hellspawn ship. I mean, Karlach gets to experience touch once she fixes her engine, she doesn't force anything sexual. She just wants to feel alive, to feel loved. Astarion would be hesitant, having trauma from having to use sex as a way to lure, to get others to be interested in him. Just so he can bring them back to his abuser. But with Karlach....she understands because she has suffered under Zariel. When Astarion and Karlach do get intimate, when they do have sex, its not forced, out of necessity, or out of ill intent. It's pure, lively, passionate, an expression of freedom, the freedom they have to finally love eachother. He would gently caress the blue hue emanating from her engine, staring into her orbs lovingly as they share a kiss. Karlach would caress along his body, providing warmth to his cold, undead frame. There would be no forced roles, it would be natural. Then when they are done, Astarion would snuggle up against Karlach's chest, feeling the warm hues of her engine turn into an ethereal yellow glow. She would be his sun.

RE8 X BG3 🦇Karlach Dimitrescu & 🐴Astarion Heisenberg

supplication to the wrong god

This is hard but I wanna finish cause stubborn

Thinking of them possibly still travelling together after the game ending and sneaking into one of those fancy balls🤧

Dialogue:

A: Your hand, dear.

K: whaaat?? Princess treatment for little ol' Karlach??

A: Of course darling, we've to more than just dress the part you know. Best make a show of it.

?: And who are you?

A: My darling wife K: His WIFE (shortie's all mine!)

My girl Karlach never gets princess treatment bro, idc that she's 6 ft and some change, I'm sure she'd be stoked to have someone treat her with a little fragility every once in a while 😔🔥🔥

They're not actually married here btw, just thinking of them pretending to be a couple to sneak in to places is hilarious to me (aka fake dating au ik ik TOMATO TOMATO)

Yes and I’d be like Astarion: please let me watch