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hyperbali · 1 year
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Private jets have a PIA - it's basically a VPN for planes that doesn't put them on the Civil Aviation Registration. It also changes every month so the information would be very quickly useless if obtained. This is is not public information.
Jack Sweeney bragged about writing a program to illegally obtain this information and follow the jet's location - in real time - even after the monthly data change. That's doxxing, that's illegal and that's why his account was suspended, along with the journalists that shared the info. Not to mention they they put a fucking child in danger.
But hey, you probably already know this. You just didn't care to let the truth stand in the way of your complete BS.
Yeah man, that's totally what this is about and not your Musk Daddy being a giant power-mad hypocrite
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Judd's explanation of why Elon continues to be a dangerous fucking idiot goes on, but it remains to be seen if you can stop dick-riding him long enough to go and look for it
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bestshipsmackdown · 1 year
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Ships 100% Going into the Bracket:
[I will be checking spellings at a later point, as well as ages and familial relations. So as long as everyone followed directions, these will be going into the bracket.]
With Nine Submissions:
Kim Dokja x Yoo Joonghuyk from Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint
With Eight Submissions:
Percy Jackson x Annabeth Chase from The Percy Jackson Series
Gideon Nav x Harrowhark Nonagesimus from The Locked Tomb Series
Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna from RWBY
With Seven Submissions:
Adora x Catra from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
@bracket-bracket x @thecompetitionshowdowntournament x @ultimate-poll-tournament from tumblr.com
Evan Buckley x Eddie Diaz from 911
With Six Submissions:
Fred Jones x Daphne Blake x Velma Dinkley x Norville “Shaggy” Rogers from Scooby-Doo
Luz Noceda x Amity Blight from The Owl House
Lance x Keith from Voltron: Legendary Defender
With Five Submissions
Marinette Dupain-Cheng[Ladybug] x Adrien Agreste[Chat Noir] from Miraculous Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir [Miraculous Ladybug]
Kazuki Kurusu x Rei Suwa from Buddy Daddies
With Four Submissions
Jack Harkness x Rose Tyler x The Ninth Doctor from Doctor Who
Link x Zelda from The Legend of Zelda
Eda Clawthorne x Raine Whispers from The Owl House
Phoenix Wright x Miles Edgeworth from Ace Attorney
Hiyori Suzumi x Yujiro Someya x Aizo Shibasaki from Honeyworks
Naruto Uzumaki x Sasuke Uchiha from Naruto
Nomi Marks x Amanita Caplan from Sense8
Mike Wheeler x Will Byers from Stranger Things
Nancy Wheeler x Robin Buckley from Stranger Things
With Three Submissions
Laura Moon x Mad Sweeney from American Gods
Caitlyn Kiramann x Vi from Arcane
Troy Barnes x Abed Nadir from Community
Imogen Temult x Laudna from Critical Role
Edward Nygma x Oswald Cobblepot from Gotham
Will Solace x Nico Di Angelo from Heroes of Olympus
Hikaru Indou x Yoshiki Tsukajinaka from Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu
Will Parry x Lyra Silvertongue from His Dark Materials
Rose Lalonde x Kanaya Maryam from Homestuck
Gon Freecss x Killua Zoldyck from Hunter x Hunter
Dustfinger x Resa from Inkheart
Gimli x Legolas from Lord of the Rings
Merlin x Arthur Pendragon from Merlin
Bakugou Katsuki x Todoroki Shouto from Boku No Hero Academia[My Hero Academia]
Todoroki Touya[Dabi] x Takami Keigo[Hawks] from Boku No Hero Academia[My Hero Academia]
KJ Brandman x Mac Coyle from Paper Girls
Perfuma x Scorpia from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
Reki Kyan x Langa Hasegawa from Sk8 the Infinity
Korra x Asami from The Legend of Korra
Dream x Hob from The Sandman
Enid Sinclair x Wednesday Addams from Wednesday
Buffy Summers x Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Caleb Widowgast x Essek Thelyss from Critical Role
Eddie Kaspbrak x Richie Tozier from It
Bugs Bunny x Daffy Duck from Looney Tunes
Magnus Chase x Alex Fierro from Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard
Bakugou Katsuki x Kirishima Eijirou from Boku No Hero Academia[My Hero Academia]
Dean Winchester x Castiel from Supernatural
Thats 49 ships guaranteed for entry into the bracket.
That leaves 15 ships to be added. It’s currently Sunday, so I will leave submissions open until Tuesday, April 4th at 11:59pm EST. With the likelihood of needing more ships to qualify, a few preliminary rounds will take place using ships that only have 2 submissions each. Those will commence after submissions have closed.
The ships listed above do not need any more submissions to qualify, so send in propaganda for ships you don’t see!
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cxdemistake · 7 months
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—Time slips away!
Burn out, don’t fade!
Dance on my grave!
I will never be them!—
Indie multimuse, multifandom blog.
Canon and OC muses present
Currently mobile-only
Semi-selective, semi-active
Open to asks and messages
More info (link to OCs, list of canon muses, writer info, and rules) under the cut.
OC Links
*Note: A few characters’ appearances/voices have changed, so make sure to check out the tags on the blog. OCs are tagged with “; (name)”— for example, my character Myarel is tagged with “; myarel” (no quotations).*
Canon Muses
*Note: Many of these muses aren’t listed on my muse page due to being unable to update said page from my phone. Muse tags vary. Some are tagged with fancy tags but I may switch between those and regular tags. They’re listed here in alphabetical order by fandom.*
**Edit: I’ve also marked which fandoms/muses are most active. Very active fandoms will be bolded, semi-active italic, and dormant/needing some time before interaction are regular text. I’ll also put an asterisk after new muses/muses I haven’t played yet. I beg that if a fandom isn’t bolded or italicized that you discuss it with me before sending something in or making a starter— I have a lot of muses and it takes time to get into the swing of new ones when I’m not in the right mindset!**
The Arcana: Asra Alnazar*, Julian Devorak, Portia Devorak*, Faust
American Gods: Mad Sweeney
Assassin’s Creed: Ezio Auditore da Firenze*, Aveline de Grandpré
Avatar: The Last Airbender: Zuko*
Back 4 Blood: Karlee*, Evangelo*
Baldur’s Gate 3: Astarion*
Boondock Saints: Murphy MacManus*
Call of Duty: Simon “Ghost” Riley*, Johnny “Soap” MacTavish*
Chappie: Chappie*
Columbo: Lt. Frank Columbo*
Dead Island/Riptide: Sam B, John Morgan*
Detroit: Become Human: Connor, Markus*
Dirty Bomb: Vassili*
Disturbed (band): The Guy*
Dream Daddy: Damien Bloodmarch*, Robert Small*
Dying Light: Kyle Crane*, Rahim*, Karim*
FNAF: Cupcake
Hazbin Hotel: Alastor, Angel Dust, Charlie, Husk, Lucifer
Homestuck: Gamzee, Calsprite
I, Frankenstein: Adam
Into the Badlands: Baron Quinn*
Jet Set Radio Future: Yoyo*
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Jonathan Joestar*, Joseph Joestar, Jotaro Kujo*, Josuke Higashikata*, Giorno Giovanna*, Jolyne Cujoh*, Caesar Zeppeli
Kingdom Hearts: Axel
Left 4 Dead 2: Ellis, Nick
Marvel: Nightcrawler*, Moon Knight*, Eddie Brock/Venom*
Monster High: River Styxx*, Operetta*, Frankie Stein*
The Nightmare Before Christmas: Jack Skellington*
Obey Me!: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor, Diavolo
Onmyoji: Yasha*, Hiromasa*, Susabi*
Pirates of the Caribbean: Captain Jack Sparrow*
Portal: GLaDOS
Red Dead Redemption: John Marston*, Arthur Morgan*
Rise of the Guardians: Jack Frost*
Skullgirls: Valentine
Stardew Valley: Shane*
Steven Universe: Garnet*, Ruby*, Sapphire*, Sunstone*, Sardonyx*, Rainbow Quartz 2.0*
Spiritfarer: Gwen*
Suicide Squad: Diablo
Undertale/Deltarune: Papyrus, Sans, Susie*
Until Dawn: Chris*
The Village: Ivy Walker
Walking Dead/Fear: Negan Smith, Daryl Dixon, Morgan Jones, Shiva, Victor Strand*, Qaletaqa Walker*, Crazy Dog*
Warframe: Excalibur Umbra*
Warm Bodies: R, M
What We Do In The Shadows: Nandor the Relentless*, Viago*, Vladislav*
Info About The Writer
Hi! I’m Alistair— you can call me that, or you can use my username for pretty much everywhere else, TheetyPie/Theety. I don’t mind either way.
I’m a trans guy, I use he/they pronouns. I’m panromantic/asexual, and I’m 27 years old.
I have 3 cats, they’re my babies. I also (as you can tell from above) have a lot of OCs, and the number is still growing. I want to turn my ideas into a bigger creation someday, still not sure exactly where I want to go with it.
I do more than write. I do art, I like video games, music, and just collecting stuff. Current obsessions are Monster High, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, makeup, crystals, and jewelry.
Rules
The most important: I do not RP smut. In the past I’ve used the fade-to-black method, but I’m not entirely comfortable with that with most of my muses.
In the same vein, DO NOT FORCE SHIPS. I love ships as much as the next guy, but I would prefer to discuss it first, or for us to agree on it. It’s cool if your muse has a crush, totally fine— mine get crushes all the time! But make sure if you want to ship, we discuss it first.
In a similar vein to that one as well, no god-modding/powerplaying. If your character is strong, an immortal being, or whatever, cool! I have some of those too. But there should always be a limit. Don’t say your character is moving mine unless we’ve talked about that. Attempt to move them. Usually I follow along as long as boundaries aren’t pushed.
Don’t kill or seriously injure my muse without permission. Fights happen, of course, but again: discussion. I’m up for threads where my canon muses are injured or killed, but not where it happens to my OCs, unless we’re getting into a backstory and another OC that’s already deceased dies. Non-serious injuries are alright to come out of nowhere with, but if it’s a first meeting, I’d prefer to plot it out.
I’m semi-selective. I’m kind of particular about who I follow and who I thread with. I prefer us to be mutuals to thread, but you don’t have to be mutuals to send me things.
I’m very bad at keeping up with people. If you message me and I don’t respond, it’s usually bc I’m shy, I forgot, or I’m busy with work. It’s not you, I promise. Usually I don’t message first bc I’m nervous.
Back to shipping: I’m also multiship. Usually my ships are in different universes, unless discussed with all parties beforehand. The exception is a few of my OCs that are partnered together— ask about their availability. I love random ships, just talk to me about them!
I love duplicates of my muses. Whether it’s “x meets self” or I find someone I share a muse with, I love RPing with just about everyone. Please don’t hesitate to reach out if we have a muse in common!
One of my other most important statements, not really considered a rule, but it’s still important: if you want to know something about any muse, canon or OC, please tell me— ask or message me! I haven’t been able to write down a lot of info about any of them because I’m on mobile, but I will infodump for you if you need/want to know something. I love talking about my children, they’re precious to me.
If you send something in or make something for me when we haven’t even spoken, I might not feel comfortable responding. I’m very shy and nervous about not having any discussion beforehand. 😭
If there’s anything I left out or you need to know, just ask!
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dead-girl-bracket · 1 year
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Full list of contestants:
1.  Laura Moon (American gods)
2.  Caiera the Oldstrong (Marvel Comics)
3.  Heather Chandler (Heathers)
4.  Pyrrha Nikos (RWBY)
5.  Mattias Helvar (Six of Crows)
6.  Jackie Taylor (yellowjackets)
7.  Laura Palmer (Twin Peaks)
8.  The Dark Lord (Animator vs Animation)
9.  Caleb Wittebane (The Owl House)
10.         Adam Stanheight (Saw)
11.         Mai Zenin (Jujutsu Kaiser)
12.         Penny Polendia (RWBY)
13.         Maple (Your Turn To Die)
14.         Jacques Kensington (Henry Stickmin series)
15.         Valiant Hero Charles Calvin (Henry Stickmin series)
16.         Misaki Unasaka (Buddy Daddies)
17.         Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
18.         Castiel (Supernatural)
19.         Mari (Omori)
20.         Ymir (Attack on Titan)
21.         Bow (Inanimate Insanity)
22.         Ethan (Citizen Sleeper)
23.         Kamina (Gurren Lagan)
24.         Bunny Utonium (Powerpuff Girls)
25.         Asher (The Leet World)
26.         Maes Hughes (Fullmetal Alchemist)
27.         Pink/Orchid (Animator vs Animation)
28.         Viggo Grimborn (How To Train Your Dragon)
29.         Peter “Parker” Yang (Malevolent)
30.         Kaede Akamatsu (Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony)
31.         Felix (Red vs Blue)
32.         Ghost (Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2)
33.         V2 (Ultrakill)
34.         Agent Texas (Red vs Blue)
35.         Sarah Lynn (Bojack Horseman)
36.         Portgas D Ace (One Piece)
37.         Amanda Grayson (Star Trek 2009)
38.         Victim (Animator vs. Animation)
39.         Mad Sweeney (American Gods)
40.         Mufasa (The Lion King)
41.         Flapjack (The Owl House)
42.         Magne/Kenji Hikiishi (My Hero Academia)
43.         Hinawa (Mother 3)
44.         Pink Diamond/Rose Quartz (Steven Universe)
45.         Mia Fey (Ace Attorney)
46.         Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom)
47.         Minfilia Warde (Final Fantasy XIV)
48.         Ysayle Dangulain (Final Fantasy XIV)
49.         Tasha Yar (Star Trek The Next Generation)
50.         Kid Loki (Marvel Comics)
51.         Cheryl Brooks Taggart (Atlas Shrugged)
52.         Juliet (Romeo and Juliet)
53.         Desdemona (Othello)
54.         Alicia (The Feather Pillow)
55.         Lennie (Of Mice and Men)
56.         Kikyo (InuYasha)
57.         Kagura (InuYasha)
58.         Shin Tsukimi(Your Turn To Die)
59.         Neteyam (Avatar the Way of Water)
60.         Chrissy (Stranger Things)
61.         Jason Grace (Riordanverse – Heroes of Olympus)
62.         Eddie Munson (Stranger Things)
63.         Stacker Pentecost (Pacific Rim)
64.         Natasha Romanow (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
65.         Debra Morgan (Dexter)
66.         Abigail Hobbs (Hannibal)
67.         Beverly Katz (Hannibal)
68.         Abbie Mills (Sleepy Hollow)
69.         Magnus Chase (Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard)
70.         Luke Patterson (Julie and the Phantoms)
71.         Noriaki Kakyoin (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)
72.         Reggie Peters (Julie and the Phantoms)
73.         Alex Mercer (Julie and the Phantoms)
74.         Willie (Julie and the Phantoms)
75.         Jessica Moore (Supernatural)
76.         Tuba (Infinity Train)
77.         Mohan Vishwakumar (Never Have I Ever)
78.         Mara (She-Ra)
79.         Bartholomew (Moral Orel)
80.         Harlan Thrombey (Knives out)
81.         Whizzer Brown (Falsettos)
82.         Oda Sakunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs)
83.         Mollymauk Tealeaf (Critical Role)
84.         Mephone4s (Inanimate Insanity)
85.         Dough (Inanimate Insanity) but 
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pop-roxs · 1 year
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spotaneous list of random animes or shows or movies or musicals or anything of that sort i like because im bored and then i bolded my favs
black butler
splatoon
sonic
ride the cyclone
sweeney todd
madness combat
buddy daddies
blue period
ace attorney
dragon maid
dragon pilot
beastars
aggretsuko
k-on
happy tree friends
the way of the househusband
there is 100% more shit but i just cant remember rn
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pridewishes · 2 years
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what's your favorite media to edit for? :D
basically any of our interests especially spins and since ppl ask a lot here's just a bunch of our interests. not all alters like everything here ofc there's lots of stuff going around
EDIT : forgot some stuff but it should be ok now
Spins : PKMN, JJBA, Beanie Babies, Webkinz, LPS, Squishmallows, Furbies, Horror Media, OK KO, Infinity Train, Hello Charlotte, Moomin, Purrgatory, Smile for Me, Enstars, Spyro Trilogy
Fixations : DC (specifically Batman Related) + PKMN but that's a spin
Animanga Interests : All Saints Street, BNHA, CSM, Cowboy Bebop, Death Note, Dorohedoro, Heaven's Design Team, HNK, Hypmic, MGRP, Iruma-kun, Noragami, Ghibli, DMCB, Trigun, ZLS, Pokespe, The Vampire Dies In No Time, SXF, Way of the Househusband, used to like galko-chan before the creator was gross, Sailor Moon, someone's trying to get into Precure,
Book Interests : Classic Lit, Warriors, The Outsiders, TMA (its a podcast but w/e)
TV/Movie Interests : Bluey, Centaurworld, Digimon, Epithet Erased, Monster High, MLP (all gens), TOH, Teen Titans, most Disney/Pixar or other animated movies, Doctor Who, Hannibal, Heathers, Sweeney Todd, Transformers
VG Interests : 1BH, Ace Attorney, Alicemare, Among Us, Animal Crossing, Angels of Death, Arcade Spirits, BATIM, Bloodborne, Bugsnax, CR, DR, DBD, DDLC, Dream Daddy, End Roll, Farethere City, FNAF, FE3H (haven't gotten into the others yet), FNF (only know some mods), Franbow, Guilty Gear, HLVRAI, Hades, Helltaker, Hotline Miami, Ib, Inscryption, LiEat, Little Red Riding Hood's Wolf, Mad Father, Minecraft, Monster Prom, NITW, Omori, Outlast, Persona, Psychonauts, anything by Puppet Combo, Puyo Puyo, Skullgirls, Sonic, Touhou, Tattletail, TWST, TF2, UT/Deltarune, Therapy With Dr. Albert Kruger and their other games, Hikeback, YTTD, TWAU, Ai the Somnium Files, Purrfect Apawcalypse
ETC Interests : Sanrio, Vocaloid,
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fernweh-s · 1 year
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I’m definitely gonna look for one later on tonight.
Mad Sweeney and Mr Jones were my two fav. Absolutely loved American gods such a cool concept n yess they got me hooked af n then canceled it smh. Preacher was such a good watch.
You should definitely check out legion it’s about Xavier’s kid n he’s like mad OP and is in a sense schizophrenic. I absolutely love what they did n Aubrey Plaza is in it idk if your a fan of her but I absolutely love her.
Joke cosplaying as Batman omfg that made me snort laugh. Also your design is so cute it’s like a Kawaii Batman Leather Daddy lol but yess Dawnbreaker and Red Death needed more story instead of being backup dancers for Superbrain BatGod
Brainiac and Batman sheeesh that woulda just been batman on his god chair era.
I started it earlier today n I’m so far liking the comic.
Also I got real giddy when I seen your ask reply noti. It’s not often I get to talk about some of my fav reads/watch there’s not many people that share the same interests/ passions. I’m the black sheep of my friend group lol
Lemme know if you find a good one! 😂
Yeah! I absolutely love mythology, so American Gods was a really cool concept to me. I'm so bitter that they cancelled it seemingly RIGHT when I was really at the most into it lmao.
I'll definitely have to check it out!! I'm only somewhat familiar with Legion as a character (and only from what marvel has been doing with him recently in the comics), but he's definitely an intriguing character to me.
OKAY BUT TELL ME I'M WRONG THOUGH!!! BwL is basically Joker cosplaying as Batman!! 😂🤣 But yeah, I'm always hoping for DC to revisit and explore things more with the other Dark Knights, so I have my fingers crossed for more of Red Death, and Dawnbreaker, someday! I'm also still waiting(/hoping) for them to do something with the Grim Knight (idk if you remember him, but he's basically the 'punisher' verion of Batman lmao), cause I felt like they never really wrapped up that particular character, when they finally ended the event).
Lmaooo, honestly, evil dark multiverse mobius chair ver of batman would have also been cooler than the Doomsday version we got. 😂🤣
Nice!!
Lmaooo I absolutely love talking about comics(/TV shows adaptations), so this has been super fun for me!!
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voxmortuus · 3 years
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Making You Happy
Mad Sweeney x F!Reader
American Gods Fanfic
Dialect written so I apologize a bit in advance.
TW: PURE SMUT… YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! | Daddy Kink | Smut | Oral | Vaginal Sex | Smut | Ejaculation | Smut | Language | Oh and More Smut | Cuddles | Aftercare | Oh... MAYBE MORE SMUT! LOL | Light BDSM
Forgive my writing. It’s been a while.
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He's been having such a hard time with life, with the way things had been going with Mr. Wednesday keeping Sweeney at his beck and call. He had been drinking like he always does, however, this was a little more than usual. You wanted him to stay home. Sitting on the back steps you sat there cross-legged and pouted.
"Daddy, please, don't go anywhere." Sweeney looks at you and shakes his head.
"I'll be back. Fuck."
"I know but Daddy, you've been going out an awful lot lately... please. For me?" You pout again.
"Now now lass, none that." he runs his thumb over your lip and you look into his eyes.
Looking at him you get an idea in your mind, you take his hand and sit him down next to you. You smirk a bit and tilt your head and get on the step in front of him and push him back a small bit placing your hands on his muscular legs and wiggle a small bit and look over his face. Biting your lip your hands slide up his leg, feeling the jean fabric under your fingertips and palms you run your hand over the zipper of the jeans and he looks at you, a sudden hunger in his eyes.
"Relax Daddy, let me make you happy." You bite your lip again and a small wiggle again, and all he can manage to do is nod. That lip bite drove him crazy, with a small wiggle as you lean forward and lick the outside of his jeans your fingers work on getting his pants undone. He watches you with this look in his eyes, a look that only you truly understand, licking at his lower lip and a small tug from his teeth, he leans back on his hands and watches you with this tender look in his eyes.
"Make Daddy happy lass." He states. With an eager look in your eyes, you smile.
"Yes Daddy." Unbuttoning his pants you undo the zipper and with little to no effort he erupts from the fabric and standing at attention you take him into your hand moving your hand along his length a bit your thumb over the sensitive tip and he lets out a soft jagged breath, watching you as you begin to take his cock into your mouth, your tongue curve flexed along the underside of this length as you work your head down further on him. With a soft groan and a light growl, he bites his lip and drops his head back as his groan becomes elongated from the satisfaction his cock was getting.
He grabs your hands as he leans his back against the concrete and his hips stiffen a bit as he moves them slightly up and your head bobs up and done, your tongue swirling around him letting out low groans yourself, the vibration adding to his experience, his hands go from grabbing yours to into your hair, gripping tightly as he begins to move your head for you, pushing himself to the back of your throat you gag a bit, but quickly adjust to his length as he keeps pressing to the back of your throat. He lifts your head only to bring it right back down wanting and needing in his actions.
"Fuck" He manages to growl.
As he pulls himself from your mouth he looks over your face leaning back up he smirks as he shoves your head back down onto his cock, shoving himself to the back of your throat again, holding you there a moment, and slowly bringing your head back up he releases a bit with a soft groan, but like a good girl you swallow after playing with it in your mouth a bit as you use it as a small bit of lubricant bobbing your head a bit he smirks and lifts you up and presses you against the door of the apartment and he realizes you're not wearing panties.
"Well ain't that convenient aye?" He smirks as he shoves his hard cock into you dripping wet eager needing and hungry. Letting out a heavy groan he grips your ass tightly as he thrusts heavily into you, feeling him fill you, stretch you, your heels dig into the small of his back. Your hands grip at the bars on the screen door as he moves one hand from your ass to your throat, squeezing in just the right way, you're not gasping for air, but it is tight to breathe, you let out a heavier moan as he growls into your neck, thrusting harder, the door rattles, creaks a bit as he thrusts a bit harder.
Growling yourself "Oh Fuck Daddy." You managed to sneak out. Biting his lip he looks over your face.
"Ya like being daddy's lil' fuck toy don't ya?"
"Yes Daddy, fuck your little toy. You feel so good." You whimper.
Groaning to your words, the idea sent this shrill through him as he began to thrust faster. Wet and dripping around him his hand gripped around your neck tighter as he pressed deeper into you, holding himself there, your hips moved against him.
"Can I cum daddy? Please, Please let me cum daddy." You beg, snarling he looks over your face.
"Cum all over Daddy, cum on daddy's cock baby." he whispers against your lips.
Squeezing your neck tighter you finish hard against him, feeling him fill you, you shake, and your legs quake. He releases his hand from your throat and he looks over your face. "Ok, I'll stay." He whispers with a soft chuckle, setting you on your feet your legs are wobbly and you grip tighter onto him as he picks you up and carries you on his back taking you back to the apartment, he runs a tub, stripping you down he noticed that his fluids are dripping down your legs he chuckles. "I did that." He smirks and starts to fill the tub and adds bubbles. Picking you up, he sets you both in the tub and begins to wash you.
After your bath and playing in the bubbles, he dries you off, putting you in your favorite pajamas, one of his shirts, grabs your favorite stuffed animal and places you on the couch with some juice, and watches you play a video game while he scrolls through his social media.
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abitofpablo · 2 years
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I don’t have a caption for these pics so I’ll just leave it like that and let you decide. Thirsty comments in 1..2..3 👇🏼
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eyesonpablo · 3 years
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Okay, I made this and I know this will go flop, but I am freakn happy that I made this ≥3≤
P.S use 🎧
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All I can imagine is him doing tricks like this with condoms when seducing you, and I dont know why 😂😂
Tags: @fumbling-fanfics @crushed-pink-petals @madmedusa178 @j-elaine-hyde @deathonyourtongue @write-fromthe-start @schreibersource @pabloschreiberappreciation @schreiberpablo @fuckyeah-pabloschreiber
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bestshipsmackdown · 11 months
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Round One Masterlist
Side One
Side One: Group One: Round One
Mike Wheeler x Will Byers from Stranger Things vs. Caitlyn Kiramann x Vi from Arcane
Side One: Group Two: Round One
Evan Buckley x Eddie Diaz from 911 vs. Naruto Uzumaki x Sasuke Uchiha from Naruto
Side One: Group Three: Round One
Percy Jackson x Annabeth Chase from Percy Jackson & the Olympians vs. Buffy Summers x Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Side One: Group Four: Round One
Kazuki Kurusu x Rei Suwa from Buddy Daddies vs. Shibasaki Aizo x Someya Yujiro from Honeyworks[Confession Executive Committee]
Side One: Group Five: Round One
Gimli x Legolas from Lord of the Rings vs. Reki Kyan x Langa Hasegawa from Sk8 the Infinity
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Perfuma x Scorpia from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power vs. Caleb Widowgast x Essek Thelyss from Critical Role
Side One: Group Seven: Round One
Phoenix Wright x Miles Edgeworth from Ace Attorney vs. Jonathan Harker x Mina Murray from Dracula
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Will Solace x Nico Di Angelo from Heroes of Olympus vs. Bakugou Katsuki x Todoroki Shouto from Boku No Hero Academia[My Hero Academia]
Side One: Group Nine: Round One
Gon Freecss x Killua Zoldyck from Hunter x Hunter vs. KJ Brandman x Mac Coyle from Paper Girls
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Adora x Catra from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power vs. Howl Jenkins Pendragon x Sophie Hatter from Howl's Moving Castle
Side One: Group Eleven: Round One
Akira Kurusu/Ren Amamiya/Joker x Goro Akechi from Persona 5[Persona 5 Royal] vs. Crowley x Aziraphale from Good Omens
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Kim Dokja x Yoo Joonghyuk from Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint vs. Dustfinger x Resa from Inkheart
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Edward Nygma x Oswald Cobblepot from Gotham vs. Enid Sinclair x Wednesday Addams from Wednesday
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Korra x Asami from The Legend of Korra vs. Magnus Chase x Alex Fierro from Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard
Side One: Group Fifteen: Round One
Hiyori Suzumi x Yujiro Someya x Aizo Shibasaki from Honeyworks[Confession Executive Committee] vs. Eda Clawthorne x Raine Whispers from The Owl House
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Lance x Keith from Voltron: Legendary Defender vs. Nancy Wheeler x Robin Buckley from Stranger Things
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Rose Lalonde x Kanaya Maryam from Homestuck vs. Kaz Brekker x Inej Ghafa from Six of Crows
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Jack Harkness x Rose Tyler x The Ninth Doctor from Doctor Who vs. Will Parry x Lyra Silvertongue from His Dark Materials
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Dean Winchester x Castiel from Supernatural vs. Wylan Hendricks x Jesper Fahey from Six of Crows
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Luz Noceda x Amity Blight from The Owl House vs. Dream x Hob from The Sandman
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Hikaru Indou x Yoshiki Tsukajinaka from Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu vs. Bakugou Katsuki x Kirishima Eijirou from Boku No Hero Academia[My Hero Academia]
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Troy Barnes x Abed Nadir from Community vs. Tara Maclay x Willow Rosenberg from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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Yasmin “Yaz” Khan x The Thirteenth Doctor from Doctor Who vs. Merlin x Arthur Pendragon from Merlin
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Fred Jones x Daphne Blake x Velma Dinkley x Norville “Shaggy” Rogers from Scooby-Doo vs. Nomi Marks x Amanita Caplan from Sense8
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Imogen Temult x Laudna from Critical Role vs. Nana Osaki x Nana “Hachi” “Hachiko” Komatsu from Nana
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Michael “Mike” Wazowski x James P. Sullivan “Sulley” from Monsters, Inc. vs. Rapunzel x Eugene “Flynn Rider” Flitzherbert from Tangled
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Link x Zelda from The Legend of Zelda vs. Captain Kirk x Spock from Star Trek
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Gideon Nav x Harrowhark Nonagesimus from The Locked Tomb Series vs. Laura Moon x Mad Sweeney from American Gods
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Marinette Dupain-Cheng[Ladybug] x Adrien Agreste[Chat Noir] from Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir [Miraculous Ladybug] vs. Eddie Kaspbrak x Richie Tozier from It
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Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna from RWBY vs. Bugs Bunny x Daffy Duck from Looney Tunes
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@bracket-bracket x @thecompetitionshowdowntournament x @ultimate-poll-tournament from tumblr.com vs. Death[El Lobo de la Muerte] x Puss in Boots x Kitty Softpaws from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
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Todoroki Touya[Dabi] x Takami Keigo[Hawks] from Boku No Hero Academia[My Hero Academia] vs. Morticia Addams x Gomez Addams from The Addams Family
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Lucky Charms pt. 1
Since you were a little girl, you've always believed in the otherworldly. But then your mother gets sick and you have other things to worry about. Many years later, your eyes and mind are reopened.
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Words: 4.5K Author's Note: First time ever writing Mad Sweeney. He won't be quite so mad in this, though I'm positive he'll be OOC. I have no idea how to write an Irish accent, so apologies in advance. As for the reader, she will be given a birth name, but the only one to use it will be Sweeney. She will still go by YN with everyone else. TRIGGER WARNING for mild violence.
Ever since you were a little girl and learned how to read, you were obsessed with fairytales. But while most little girls were drawn to princes and princesses, you were drawn to fairies, pixies, elves and leprechauns all because of the name you were given at birth. Being named Fela made you believe you were lucky and had some sort of connection to the leprechauns. This was a notion your parents never dissuaded you from and, in fact, your mother encouraged.
So to feel like you had some form of connection with your favorite otherworldly beings, once a month your mother would bake a fresh loaf of sweet bread and you would put a piece of it along with a bottle of sweet cream on the kitchen windowsill. The following morning, the plate would be empty and the sweet cream gone. You always believed a leprechaun had taken it, but once or twice you caught your parents questioning where the food went since neither of them touched it.
The tradition of giving offerings lasted for a few years before your mother became ill. Her mental stability started to dwindle, you spent less and less time with her, and then she was admitted to the hospital for full time observation. You and your twin Stiles spent more and more time with Melissa McCall and her son Scott, and it wasn't long before your mother succumbed to her illness.
It wasn't until after you buried your mother and your father took to the liquor bottle did you remember your tradition. You had no one to bake with, so you asked Mrs. McCall to get you some sweet bread and sweet cream from the store. She thought it was an odd request, but bought it nonetheless. Then one night, after your father had more than a little too much to drink and passed out on the living room couch, you took the bread and sweet cream to your room.
The bread and sweet cream found its way to your windowsill, and you climbed into bed while praying to whoever and whatever was listening that things would get better. Then sometime in the middle of the night, the sound of your window being pushed upward woke you. You sat up, rubbing at your eyes and watched as a hand reached in for the bread.
"Blegh. What is this shit?!" You frown at the heavily accented voice, watching as the hand reaches in again, grabbing the bottle of sweet cream.
Crawling towards the bottom of your bed, you fold your knees beneath you and sit on your legs. You should be scared of the stranger right outside your bedroom window, but you're not. Oddly enough, you feel as if this person is someone you know though you can't place the voice. "Sorry it's not fresh," you say. "Mrs. McCall isn't a baker and she had to buy it from the store."
All movement outside your window ceases and then a moment later, a head of shocking reddish orange hair cut into a mohawk peers in. "What was that, little lamb?"
You smile at the strange man, the smile falling seconds later. "Mom died. This was the best I could do."
The man blinks at you and then suddenly he's folding himself in half just to climb into your room. Your eyes widen at how enormous he is. "Sorry, lass. I had no idea."
"Are you really a leprechaun or are you some homeless guy eating up my leprechaun's offerings?"
His lips twitch. "Your leprechaun, huh?"
"Mhm." You nod. "Daddy's the sheriff. If you're some hobo, he'll shoot you."
The redhead chuckles. "I've had many names and many shapes, little lamb, but alas I've been cursed into who and what I am now. Name's Sweeney. Mad Sweeney."
"Mad is a weird name."
"Yeah? And what's yours?" He sneers, a bit affronted.
"Fela, but you can call me YN."
"Fela," he murmurs, his entire being softening. "'Ya know yer name means lucky, right?"
"Mhm. And Mieczyslaw means bear, but he don't like it. He likes to be called Stiles now."
"Mieczyslaw?" Mr. Sweeney grimaces. "Which poor lad got saddled with tha' name?"
"My twin. He's sleeping."
"Aye. As should you, little lass."
As if his words triggered something in you, you yawn and nod in agreement. "Will I ever see you again?" You ask while crawling back to the top of your bed.
As you tuck yourself back under your covers and stare up at Mr. Sweeney towering over your bed, he grins and crouches. He raises his right hand, wiggling his fingers at you before bending his fingers and moving his hand in a precise manner before a gold appears out of thin air. Your eyes widen and he smirks as he tosses the gold coin atop your stomach. "For havin' faith in me and leavin' offerin's, have a bit 'ol luck."
"I thought leprechauns didn't like to part with their gold," you murmur in awe.
"We don't like when it's taken," he corrects you. "If it's willfully given, well then that's fine."
You squeeze the coin, feeling the warmth it gives off. "Thank you."
"No, thank you." His voice rumbles and you smile sleepily at him, squeezing the coin in your tiny fist and letting your eyelids flutter shut. "Until next time, little lamb."
Mad Sweeney, the largest leprechaun to probably ever exist, visits you every month up until you're fourteen. He sits and talks with you every visit, listening to your teenage woes and grinning every time you fidget with the coin you had fashioned into a necklace.
At the end of one particular visit, however, he turned rather solemn as he sat you down and told you he was going away for a while. A long while. He wouldn't explain anything else, not really, but he promised you'd always have a bit of leprechaun luck on your side. You had a bit of a panic attack at the thought of not seeing your friend, that you thought nothing of the special tea he just so happened to have on him. He said it would calm you down and get you to sleep, but he never mentioned anything about making you forget.
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As you got older and your group of friends got larger, someone always brought up just how lucky you were. You never got in trouble when Stiles or Scott did even though you were part of their plans. When Scott got attacked in the woods that started his supernatural journey, you tripped on a root and went down just as the creature sailed over you and bit Scott instead. Your injuries were never severe, the kanima took very little interest in you, and your skin was absolutely flawless.
Every time someone mentioned what it was that you could have done to earn such luck, you chuckled softly while fidgeting with the gold coin hanging around your neck. Allison had taken interest in it one time, but when she started asking questions about it and you thought about your answer, it always ended in a splitting headache. All you could remember was that it was gifted to you after your mother had passed.
As the years passed and problem after problem mounted up on your plates, you and your twin became the human researchers for the pack. A lot of it was new, but some of it seemed familiar. However when you tried to remember why it was familiar, the headaches came back and you let it go.
You gain even more new friends, lose a couple, and even gain some scars and really cool stories. Unfortunately, you can't tell anyone the stories unless you want them to think you're crazy.
By the time you've graduated, you've been to hell and back with all the supernatural creatures your hometown attracted. Everyone has a career path they really want to see through, but in doing so it would take them outside of Beacon Hills. And since you weren't too concerned about what you were going to do, you decided to work at the station with your dad and keep an eye on the town alongside Derek and Peter. Stiles, Scott, Malia and Lydia all left Beacon Hills but promised to be back should you need them.
You, Derek and Peter made quite the team- the two of them being the muscle while you remained the brains. Your dad and Melissa McCall got involved here and there, but they always let the Hales take care of any issue and just hid the evidence afterward to continue keeping their secret.
Everything is fine and dandy until a new werewolf pack is looking for territory, and sets their sights on Beacon Hills since it was alpha-less. One minute you were leaving Derek's building with a list of names to dig up some dirt on, and the next pain was exploding at the back of your head and causing everything to go dark.
The next time you have enough consciousness to open your eyes, your head is killing you. You pick up your head which sets off pain in your neck and try to move, only to realize you're bound to a wooden chair.
"Well fuck," you mumble.
"Oh good. You're alive." You glance in the direction of the voice, noticing it came from a darkened corner. You snort when you see red eyes suddenly glow as if they're trying to intimidate you. "I was afraid my second in command hit you a little too hard."
"Well if you couldn't hear my heartbeat to tell you I was alive, then you must be a shit alpha." Someone slaps you upside the head and you groan, slowly glancing over your shoulder. "Yeah, fuck you too, buddy."
"It's a wonder that that mouth of yours hasn't gotten you killed, human." A more feminine voice says.
"I've had loads of close calls, but I like to count myself lucky."
As you face forward once more, you see the male alpha step out of the shadows. But really, he's more of a boy. Scott looks older than him. "Your luck runs out today if you don't tell me what I want to know."
"Yeah, yeah. I've heard it all before." You sigh. "You want answers, I don't give 'em, and you beat me until I break. Unfortunately for you, you're on claimed territory, so Peter and Derek Hale will be here soon and rip you apart. With their teeth," you say.
"Where is alpha McCall and how many are in his pack?" The alpha crouches in front of you, waiting expectantly.
"Fuck off."
Claws dig into the back of your neck and you gasp, struggling in your seat to move away from the werewolf's grasp.
"Where is alpha McCall and how many are in his pack?" The alpha asks again.
"Eat me."
The claws dig in deeper and you cry out, but then the claws are quickly extracted before a blow is delivered to the side of your face.
"Listen, sweetheart, we can do this the easy way or the hard way."
You right your head, licking the blood that's coating your teeth as you stare the alpha in the eyes. "Promises, promises."
The werewolf behind you chuckles darkly as their hands settle on your shoulders, squeezing. "I was hoping you'd be a pain in the ass. This is going to be fun."
You don't get a warning before the binds tying you to the chair are cut loose. There's a split second of confusion before a hand is in your hair, gripping and tugging you to your feet before blow after blow is being delivered. You fall to your hands and knees way too quickly, only to receive kick after kick. Then when you're on your back, spitting out blood and praying for a rescue, the telltale sounds of a door being broken down reach your ears.
The werewolf giving you a beatdown snarls at the interruption and you chuckle, smiling with blood stained lips. "Uh oh. The cavalry's here."
"Where's the lass, 'ya mangy cunts!"
The voice gives you pause, but the wolves in the room with you are put on edge. There's snarling and growling from the other room, as well as sounds of furniture being broken while the newcomer curses up a storm.
You find amusement in this new pack already seeing its downfall, but that amusement is cut short as a boot meets your face. Your vision starts to darken right before the door to the room you're in is kicked open and the tallest man you've ever laid eyes on stomps in. His red mohawk and red beard strikes a chord within you, but you pay more attention to the gashes and blood adorning his body as he glances down at you. His eyes flare gold and you think he's a werewolf, but he's not healing as one should.
"You cunts are fuckin' dead for takin' the little lamb."
The Irish accent practically splits your head open with the worst headache you've ever experienced, and you black out just as both wolves lunge at the newcomer.
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When your consciousness slips back in and makes you alert once more, you feel something warm and wet being dragged against your cheek. You flinch and turn away from the presence you can feel sitting next to your left hip, and then flinch even more when a hand grasps your arm.
"Hey, it's okay. It's Derek. You're safe."
It takes a moment to realize you're not being hit and then another moment for the words to register in your brain. You unclench your muscles and slowly turn back around, frowning. "Der?"
"Yeah. You're back at my loft."
"How- how did you find me?" You try to sit up then, whining at all the pain that registers all over your body.
Derek gives you a hand, letting you sit up on the edge of the bed so your feet are touching the ground. "We didn't. Some guy who keeps calling himself a leprechaun did. He says you know him."
"A leprechaun?" A headache starts to blossom, but you squeeze your eyes shut against it. "Yeah. Yeah, I think- it's all jumbled though," you say. You press your palms to your eyes, rubbing your temples a moment later. "Sweeney, right? His name is Sweeney."
"Yes! Thank you, little lamb." You turn around, grimacing at the sudden movement, only to find Peter standing over the man in question who's sitting in a chair. He smirks at you, split lip and all, before he looks up at Peter and sneers. "Told 'ya mangy fucks that the little lass knew me." You frown at him before standing from the bed, swatting at Derek's hands that are trying to keep you in bed or keep you away from the enormous leprechaun. As you stumble closer to where he's sitting, he looks to you and raises an eyebrow before looking you up and down. Slowly, he smirks. "Not such a little lamb anymore, are 'ya Fela?"
"Fela?" Peter wonders.
"Birth name," you mumble. As your knees hit Sweeney's knees, you stop and stare at him as your headache gets worse. Your hands clench into fists at your sides and you frown. "I.. I don't-" You shake your head, trying to make sense of how you know this man. "I'm so confused. I feel happy to see you, but I also feel angry. Why.. why would I feel.." And then you remember. You flinch at the headache, but you remember. And in remembering, you reach down and slap Sweeney across the face.
"Oi!" He cries out. "That hurt."
"You.. you left me!"
"I had to! This old cunt of a god was gettin' suspicious," he says. "Couldn't have 'im lookin' in on me one day and findin' 'ya, could I?"
Your eyes fill with tears, both in pain from the beating you took and because you want to fully remember this man in front of you, but you can't. "I can't.. why can't I-"
Sweeney reaches into his jean jacket, scoffing at Peter's warning snarl, and pulls out a flask that he holds out to you. "It's time to remember now, little lamb."
Your lips twitch. "I thought I wasn't so little now?" You have no idea where the sudden urge to tease the man comes from, but you can't help it. He's quite handsome.
Sweeney slowly smirks at you and someone mutters a jesus christ under their breath. Your eyes fall back onto the flask he's offering and another headache pulses when you remember him offering you tea- a tea that gave you many blank spots in your memory. And if Sweeney is telling you it's now time to remember while offering a flask, well then you want to remember. So before Derek or Peter can talk you out of it, you take the flask from his hand, open it, and drink.
"YN, don't!" Derek tries to warn you, but he's too late.
You swallow three mouthfuls before you stop, and seconds later you cry out at suddenly being overwhelmed with everything you've forgotten. Derek is there to catch you as you stumble back and you assure him you're fine. You just need a moment.
When you remember everything, you look at the expecting leprechaun. "Mad Sweeney, oh how I've missed you." And surprising all three men in the room, you walk forward until you're placing yourself on Sweeney's lap sideways, curling into him.
Slowly but surely, Sweeney wraps his arms around you. "There, there. I've got 'ya."
"I wanna know everything. Tell me."
"I will. And then you're gonna tell me how 'ya ended up with the mutts."
Someone growls and you pinch Sweeney's side. "I will so long as you play nice. They're my pack."
"I was yours first," he grumbles.
You smile at Sweeney's words, but don't bother saying anything after that. You want to know everything he's been up to and what exactly led to him leaving you, but Derek reminds you that you're covered in blood and need to clean up. You realize he's right and as you make your way towards the bathroom; he also tells you he called the pack back to Beacon Hills. He and Peter had no clue how to find you since your scent was nowhere to be found, but they could smell the other werewolves and put two and two together. When not even your dad knew where you were, Derek decided to call the pack back home.
"And when you're done, sweetheart," Peter calls out before you could reach the bathroom. "We want the full story on Lucky Charms here."
Sweeney glares up at Peter and you can't help but grin at the elder werewolf. "Call him Lucky Charms again, Peter, and you'll see firsthand how a leprechaun holds up against a werewolf."
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Not wanting to drag Sweeney back to your house and explain the leprechaun story all over again to your father, you ask Derek to use one of the renovated apartments on the floor below his own. He agrees but tells you that you still need to contact your father and let him know you are fine. So, after cleaning up and bandaging the cuts on your face and body, you let Peter drive you to your house since your dad is currently home. Normally you wouldn't be caught dead alone with the older werewolf, but you knew he and Sweeney would kill each other if they were left alone together.
Your dad is a bit of a mess to see how beaten you are and calls Melissa over to check you over. You assure him you're fine as the nurse prods and re-bandages your wounds, and you explain all about the pack who wanted information on Beacon Hills' very own pack. You refused them, which is why you were beaten, but that Derek and Peter had found you just in time. The werewolf snorts and you glare at him, trying to send a message with your eyes to remind him to go along with whatever you said as you had previously planned so you didn't have to explain Sweeney's presence.
Your dad ends up giving you the week off so you can heal and then you went on to explain that you'd be staying at Derek's for the duration since the pack was coming home. Then when your dad lets you leave and Melissa promises to have a bottle of painkillers for you later that night, you toss a bunch of outfits into a duffel bag before you have Peter take you grocery shopping so you can stock the refrigerator at the apartment.
Peter begrudgingly helps you carry your grocery bags to the apartment and promptly leaves when every bag is on the counter. You slowly start putting everything away, pausing when you hear footsteps.
Turning around, you're faced with the sight of Sweeney in nothing but flannel pajama pants and his hair dripping water down his neck and chest. You gulp, letting your eyes trail over his chest and the claw marks littering his flesh. "Do you, uh, do you need help bandaging those?"
"No." He smirks and then gestures to all the groceries lying about. "You plannin' to cook?"
You scoff. "Hell no. I picked us up some cheeseburgers and curly fries. It's in the oven if you wanna do me a solid and get them out." You watch as Sweeney saunters over to the oven, taking the food out and appreciating the way the muscles in his back move. "Beers in the fridge if you don't want your soda."
You divide up the food when Sweeney sets it down before making a trip to the fridge- one burger and a carton of curly fries for you, and two burgers and a carton of curly fries for him. When he sits on the stool next to you, he asks, "So how did a lass like you end up with these rabid cunts?"
"Easy," you murmur. "These men are part of my pack." Sweeney scoffs and takes a bite out of his burger, and you do the same before answering him. "When I was fifteen, Stiles heard a call over my dad's police scanner about a dead body in the woods. So as the curious and troublemaking teens we were, we went to investigate."
"Bloody morons."
Your lips twitch in amusement. "If only there was a six foot something tall leprechaun to steer us in the right direction." He grunts and you chuckle before eating a bit more. "Anyway, my friend Scott and I got separated from Stiles after we found half a body. We got turned around somehow and, whether I was living up to my name or that bit o'leprechaun luck rubbed off on me, I tripped on a root and the alpha that had been hunting us bit Scott instead of me."
Sweeney freezes. "The alpha was trying to bite 'ya?"
"Yep. Apparently, Peter thought I'd make a good wolf." Your leprechaun is a little too quiet and you glance over at him, eyes widening at the anger in his expression. "Hey, none of that." You reach over and lay a hand just above his knee to squeeze. "I'm still human and Peter's not as psycho as he once was. We're good here."
"Still don't like the cunt."
You snort before taking your hand back. "You and everyone else, but he is Derek's uncle and he is pack. Unfortunately." You eat a bit more, watching Sweeney from the corner of your eye and are amazed at how much he can eat. He's just as bad as the wolves. "So is my memory failing me and you've always been this raging asshole or..?"
Sweeney barks out a laugh as he finishes his last bite of burger. "Well I couldn't curse like I wanted to. You were just a wee lass."
"Yeah, yeah." You've barely finished your burger, sitting back with a grimace and taking a sip of your soda. "So what's the bedroom situation look like?"
"One bed fit for a king, luv. You okay with that?"
You glance at him and wiggle your eyebrows. "I'm not a child, Sweeney. I can handle sharing a bed." Collecting the trash, you toss it in the bin and wipe down the island counter you had eaten on. "I just need to wait for Melissa because she's bringing me painkillers."
Almost as if your words had summoned her, Melissa texts you that she's on her way up. You have Sweeney hide and then thank your best friend's mother for getting you a prescription on such short notice. You take one pill after she leaves and then head to the bathroom for your usual routine before bed.
When you walk into the bedroom, Sweeney wasn't joking about the bed. It's a king sized bed and has more than enough room for you and the 6'5 leprechaun.
As you slide under the covers, you sigh in contentment. "So what have you been doing, Lucky Charms?"
"I'm gonna let that slide because I like 'ya." You giggle and scoot a bit closer to the middle of the bed, laying on your side and curling one arm under the pillow. "And it's like I said, I was caught up in a war between the Old gods and the New. Even died for a few months-"
"WHAT?!"
"-but Shadow's cunt of a dead wife did the right thing an' brought me back. Even got me lucky coin back."
"Jesus Christ," you mumble. "Seems like we both got caught up in some crazy shit."
"Mmm." Sweeney turns on his side, shoving one arm under his pillow as he grins at you. "So what's your craziest story?"
"Uhh.. well the kanima fiasco was pretty gnarly," you tell him. "But the worst was probably the nogitsune. It possessed my twin and the Oni came in to check us. In fact, I'm pretty sure I still have the scar behind my ear when they checked me." You reach up behind your right ear, feeling the raised skin of the mark that meant self. "The nogitsune took control over the Oni and they killed one of our pack, plus an ally of the pack. It was bad," you say.
"How did 'ya get rid of it?"
"We managed to get Stiles to take control of himself again, but by then the nogitsune was pretty powerful. It took the form of Stiles, but since the nogitsune is a fox, we realized he couldn't be both fox and wolf. So we hand an alpha bite him. When it abandoned its form, we trapped it in a jar."
"Sounds like I missed one hell of a fight."
"Mhm. You should have been here a few years back." You yawn and don't fight it when Sweeney grabs your arm and drags you closer to him. You snuggle into his chest and leave your eyes closed. "A fear demon came to town and turned the humans against all supernatural creatures, plus those helping the supernatural. I got into more fights that year than I'd like to admit."
Sweeney chuckles. "Get some sleep, luv. That Hale lad said everyone should be here tomorrow."
"Ugh. I'm so not looking forward to those lectures."
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Lisa’s Sunday Reading (June)
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So here we are. Officially halfway through the year. I gotta say, I’m quite proud of myself for managing to keep this up another for six months after the reblog challenge of 2020, but it’s proving a success considering the amount of new authors I’ve stumbled across in the process, and introduced to others! Just goes to show how important sharing/reblogging content is. 
There’s also been a lot of hatred directed to the dark!fic community this month, and it saddens me that people just can’t leave it alone. If it’s not your cup of tea, you don’t have to drink it. This is not some Jonestown deal. My friends in this community are some of the most talented, kindest souls I’ve had the pleasure of meeting and they don’t deserve the abuse or threats they receive. For the love of Captain America, BE KIND.
On that note, stay safe and I hope you all have the sluttiest of summers, peace out ✌️
Note: please take note of the warnings the authors have attached to their stories, they are there for a valid reason. PS: if you wish to blacklist my reblogs for any reason, you can use the tag #lisa’s sunday reading. PPS: My header was made by the wonderful @winchest09​​​​​​ ❤️
6TH
Play Pretend (2): @wkemeup​​ (Bucky Barnes)
Mr. And Mrs. Ari Levinson Invite You To... The Worst Wedding. Ever (4) (5) (6): @caffiend-queen​​ (Ari Levinson)
By The Pound: @syntheticavenger​​ (Andy Barber)
Liquor: @syntheticavenger (Thor Odinson)
Life For Rent (21) (22) (23): @winchest09​​ (Dean Winchester)
Cool Down: @impala-dreamer​ (Jensen Ackles)
Make Me: @boxofbonesfic​​ (Bucky Barnes)
Magnetic: @marziwritesfic​​ (Bucky Barnes)
Nothing But The Water: @slothspaghettiwrites​​ (Lee Bodecker)
Fun In The Lab: @navybrat817​​ (Bucky Barnes)
All Work And No Play: @navybrat817​ (Andy Barber)
On Your Back: @threeminutesoflife​​ (Frank Adler/Ransom Drysdale/Steve Rogers)
Nowhere To Hide: @imdarkinme​​ (Steve Rogers)
Wasted On You (2): @winchest09​ (Dean Winchester)
13TH
Inhale: @navybrat817 (Andy Barber)
Shave And A Haircut, Two Bits: @threeminutesoflife​ (Mad Sweeney)
Do No Harm: @sweetlyscared​​ (Bucky Barnes)
Professor Barber: @ozarkthedog​​ (Andy Barber)
For My Girl: @winchest09​ (Dean Winchester)
Dear No One: @princessmisery666​​ (Bucky Barnes)
The Meadow: @winchest09​ (Sam Winchester)
Ignition: @fuckandfluff​​ (Andy Barber)
All It Took: @winchest09​ (Dean Winchester)
Red: @there-must-be-a-lock​​ (Bucky Barnes)
Commandeered: @threeminutesoflife​ (Soldier Boy/Billy Butcher)
Mr. And Mrs. Ari Levinson Invite You To... The Worst Wedding. Ever (7): @caffiend-queen​ (Ari Levinson)
Tiny: @bucksfucks​​ (Bucky Barnes)
Spin The Bottle: @river-soul​​ (Stever Rogers/Bucky Barnes)
Life For Rent (24): @winchest09​ (Dean Winchester)
Don’t Speak (2) (3) (4): @hoboal87​​ (Dean/Sam/John Winchester)
20TH
Seven Minutes In Heaven: @river-soul (Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes)
Dean’s Jeans (2): @watermelonlipstick​ (Dean Winchester)
Cockwarming: @sweeterthanthis​ (Bucky Barnes)
Spanking: @sweeterthanthis (Bucky Barnes)
Just Desserts: @sweeterthanthis (Bucky Barnes)
Training: @infernal-fire​ (Andy Barber)
Daddy Lessons: @sweeterthanthis (Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes)
Kitten: @ozarkthedog (Steve Rogers)
Metal: @there-must-be-a-lock (Bucky Barnes)
Your Deviant Ways: @wakingbeauty​ (Ransom Drysdale)
You’re My Sunshine: @winchest09 (Dean Winchester)
The Beginners Guide To Kinks By Steve Rogers: Let Your Freak Flag Fly, Rogers: @imanuglywombat​ (Steve Rogers)
The Sun, The Moon, And The Truth: @river-soul (Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes)
Ruined: @navybrat817 (Bucky Barnes)
Two Can Play This Game: @jurassicbarnes​​ (Steve Rogers)
Predicament: @ozarkthedog​ (Bucky Barnes)
Mr. And Mrs. Ari Levinson Invite You To... The Worst Wedding. Ever (8): @caffiend-queen​ (Ari Levinson)
Marked: @the-iceni-bitch​​ (Andy Barber)
27TH
Heartbreak And Harmony (3): @deanwanddamons (Dean Winchester)
Hello Again: @sweetlyscared (Steve Rogers)
It’s Only Fair: @kittenofdoomage (Dean Winchester)
Green: @there-must-be-a-lock (Bucky Barnes)
Mirror: @covered-byroses (Dean Winchester)
Against All Odds: @deanwanddamons (Dean Winchester)
Shut Up: @afriendlyblackhottie (Chris Evans)
Are You Mine?: @bluemusickid (Ransom Drysdale)
Before Love Came To Kill Us (1): @princessmisery666 (Bucky Barnes)
Purify: @ozarkthedog (Steve Rogers)
The Wanderer Returns...: @sweeterthanthis (Steve Rogers)
Love In A Time Of North Korea: Get Lucky: @imanuglywombat (Ransom Drysdale)
Goosebumps: @cherienymphe (Bucky Barnes)
Money’s Worth - Dad Bod: @pagesoflauren (Ransom Drysdale)
On Your Knees (1): @caffiend-queen (Bucky Barnes)
Deeper: @xxindiglow​ (Bucky Barnes)
Pleasant Interference: @angrythingstarlight​ (Bucky Barnes)
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YANDERE MASTER LIST 2021+ RULES
-Rules-
.No Sex Scene with any characters 16 or younger
.No World Leaders or Real People such as youtubers or Celebrities
.Keep It At Least DUB CON or less
-What You Can Request Supporting Hints-
1: Genders and Genderbents
.You may have the reader be, (Male, Female, No Binary Or Transgender) (If Transgender say born as (Fill in birth gender) Identifies (Fill in Gender they identify as)
.Genderbents you make take a character from the list of fandoms bellow and ask if you want them to be the rule 63 aka genderbent version of themselves (Like with Superman Clark Kent being genderbent to Superwoman Claire Kent and anything else)
2: Sexuality
.You can Have Reader be Any sexuality there is (Straight, Bisexual, Pansexual, Gay, Lesbian, Asexual, and so on)
.Same with Characters from Fandoms. Since they are fiction you may make them any sexuality you want (Kinda obvious a yandere is yandere for whatever gender)
3: Roles and AU's
.You can make reader be anything (From Superhero to royalty, from homeless to Villain anything really may it be headcanons or scenarios I even had one story I made reader a chess champion so anything and everything (Except racist and pedo and rapist Obviously)
.Same with the characters from fandoms (Like I have Made priest characters, Dad characters, professors, serial killers and more, anything excpet those three things is good to go)
.You can do au request of like a fandom in a fantasy world or au's with soulmates and so on.
4: OCS
.Yes yes there is OCS and we do better me and my co author writing smut for them here they are
.Marie (My co author as her oc based off of her)
.Mark (My co author with Rule 63 genderbent of her based of her if she was a man)
.Michelle (My Oc based off of me EpicnessQueen)
5: Poly Relationships AKA Sharing
.Yes you can be in a poly relationship where two or more yanderes are dating each other and have the same darling
.Sharing where to yandere decide to share the same darling
-Headcanons-
.You all know how this goes by now but for anyone new. You can ask for headcanons in many different ways with the rules above and also how they deal with any type of reader like even suicidal or yandere from sharing to single it all works.
-Scenarios-
.You can ask for a scenario like (Darling finds out (List of yanderes you want) is yandere for them or anything really.
-Questions aka Q AND A-
.How would (Insert yandere or yanderes) Be like as yandere, propose what pet names they have for darling and any other questions you have in mind for the yanderes
NOW ONTO THE MASTER LIST OF 2021
-Animes-
Bleach (Seen all the anime almost)
Naruto (Seen all the anime)
Naruto Shippudin (Seen a good amount of it)
Tokyo Ghoul (Only in season 1 right now)
Black Butler (Seen most of it)
Ouran High School Host Club (Seen all the anime and manga)
Attack On Titan (Seen First two seasons)
Death Note (Seen Most Of The Anime)
One Piece (Seen a LOT OF IT)
One Punch-Man (Got The Gist Of It)
Fruit Basket (Read all the manga got to watch the new anime)
Rosario Vampire (Seen season 1)
Vampire Knight (Seen all the anime)
Cells at Work (Watching Season 1 now)
Fullmetal Alchemist (Know The Gist of it)
Future Diary (Seen most of it)
Kamigami No Asobi (Seen all of it)
-Horror Themed Ones-
Movies (TV Series will be after)
A Nightmare On Elm Street (Seen Most Of these movies)
Alien (Seen All Of Them)
Alien VS Predator
The Boy
Candyman
Carrie (Only the Original )
Child's Play (Seen the original one in 1988 not the sequels and will now do the remake)
Children Of The Corn
Deep Blue Sea (both)
Dracula
Evil Dead (2013 Remake)
The Exorcist
Final Detestation (Only The Third One)
Frankenstein
Freddy VS Jason (GO JASON!!!!)
Friday The 13th (All of Them)
Get Out
The Grudge
Halloween (Seen Them All)
Hannibal
Hannibal Rising
Harry Potter (All Eight movies)
Hellraiser (All of them but cannot remember most of them)
I know What You Did Last Summer (Seen it once)
IT (Original 2 parts and part 1 of the 2017 remake)
Jaws
Jeepers Creepers (1 and 2)
Meat Train
Orphan (Seen once)
Pet Sematary
The Phantom Of The Opera
Predator (All Of Them)
Prom Night
Psycho (The first and second one)
The Purge (first one)
The Ring (2002)
Saw (All Of Them)
Scream (Just first one)
The Shining
The Silence Of The Lambs
Silent Hill (First One)
Silent Hill (1999)
Split (Yes it is under Horror)
Sweeney Todd: The Demon On Fleet Street (Can't remember which one)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (All Of Them)
Village of The Damned
When A stranger Calls
The Wolf Man
Wrong Turn (Some of them I cannot remember )
Zombieland
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Next the tv shows which is shorter for reasons (Dont question me)
Bates Motel
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
Hannibal
The Walking Dead
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Horror Games as I now a lot of you will want that :D
Alice The Madness Returns
Baldi's Basics
Bendy and The Ink Machine (Half of it so far)
Corpse Party (The First One)
Danganropa (all of 1 and some of 2 and 3)
Doki Doki Literature Club
Emily Wants To Play
Five Nights at Freddy (ALL OF THEM)
Hello Neighbor
Little Nightmares
Lucius (The First One)
Mad Father
Misao
Resident Evil 2 (The Remake)
Resident Evil 7
Soon To Be Resident Evil 8 Village (As soon as I can see it yasssssssssss tall vampire lady step on me!)
Ride With Strangers
Silent Hill (A Couple of Them)
Unforgiving The Northern Hymen
Until Dawn
We Happy Few
Welcome To The Game (1 and 2)
-Various Other Fandoms-
(Games)
Dream Daddy
Bully
(TV Shows)
Avatar The Last Air Bender (Not The Legend Or Korra)
Grey's Anatomy
Law and Order SVU
Prodigal Son
The Blacklist
Breaking Bad
Criminal Minds
Bones
Sherlock
A Series Of Unfortunate Events
DR. Who
Good Omens
Once Upon A Time
South Park
(Movies)
How To Train Your Dragon (Both Movies and TV and Netflix series)
Rise Of The Guardians
-Dead By Daylight-
all killers most survivors
-Outlast, Outlast Whistlerblower Outlast 2-
all characters
-Overwatch-
all characters playable or not
-Disney/Pixar-
all characters will not do the live action remakes
-Star Wars-
Most characters so far
-Degrees Of Lewdity-
All important non playable characters
-Borderlands-
all
-Greek Gods, Tales and Mythology-
everything even fucking Greek monsters as long as age is met
-hetalia-
all 1ps all 2ps and all their nyotalia and cattalia
-creepypastas-
most of them
-DC And Marvel-
Most of the characters
-Team Fortress 2-
All characters.
Well I think that is it for this year master list I may add to it but this is it right now. Please Enjoy and stay sexy!] 
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me: daredaddy
re: dad Sweeney
me: don't look at me im done playing sfjbashdbahds
re: Uh huh, that's what I thought Shut your ass up real quick
me: you right
// @lovinalone
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