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lps-incorrect-quotes · 5 months
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hi we're alive 👋
screenshots from ogkrcast on twitter
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Shirley: How did you get Lelouch to co-operate with you? Milly: I threatened to reveal his dark secret. Shirley: Which is what? Milly: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.
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c0smicshine · 9 months
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frenemies in a nutshell
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hms-incorrect-quotes · 11 months
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Mind, moments before being shot at: 🎵I hate you, you hate me~🎵
Mind: Oh wait, nobody can hate me. I'm sorry, I don't know what I was thinking.
Heart: ...
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marinerainbow · 11 months
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Hey!! ^^ I have a Bickerman thought 💡 I hope you don't mind me forcing these upon you 😅😅😅
So I still haven't seen No.2 but I get the idea- Sadie wants to protect the crocodiles right? She thinks if them as her children (Queen), and feeds humans to them.
... while her nephew, Jim, wants to poach them/steal their eggs (her grandchildren!!!).
I can only assume that they do not get along 😅 All those F bombs Nathan and Susan mentioned in 3 that she used to spit at family gatherings?? Probably directed at Jim.
SO- an incorrect Quote XD (A long winded lead up though, I'm sorry XDD 😅😅😅)
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Jim: I'm a wanted man-
Sadie: Thats ridiculous, you weren't even a wanted child.
SADIE NO!!! XDDD (Yes Jim, you are a wanted man... at least two people on this site will agree)
But you're so right! I didn't make the connection before, but now it clicks XD no wonder Jim is so bitter with that family member he sued. It was probably Sadie!
This family man... Poor Nathan XD
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itzpris15634 · 4 months
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a little funny i thought of a bit ago
Vinnie: ooh, napoleon ice cream! yummy.
Russell: …say what.
Vinnie: …naaaapoleon ice cream? yummy?
Russell: vin i think you mean NEAPOLITAN ice cream. yummy.
Vinnie: wait, so THAT’S what it is?
Russell: well what else were you thinking of?!
Vinnie: well maybe i like my ice cream named after french military leaders!
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littleperilstories · 1 year
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Incorrect Quotes
From this generator! I may have giggled very loudly while generating these. Sorry in advance to Will who got to be the brunt of most of the jokes.
Thank you @i-can-even-burn-salad for the link and the idea. :)
The Fabulous Wardrew Brothers
Jamie: Did you win? Or just not die? Jamie: Either way, hooray. Will: …Is "no" a valid answer? Jamie: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me.
Will: I’m 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome. Jamie: ...That’s 200%.
Will: Met a dumbass today. Awful. Jamie: ...You looked in a mirror? Will: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.
Colette & Bree / Colette & Will
Colette: You have an impressive pain tolerance. Bree: Thanks, it's the trauma.
Colette: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism. Will: How so? Colette: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
Will: I’m totally useless. Colette: You’re not totally useless. Colette: You can be used as a bad example.
Baden Hatch-fucking-ett
Will: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Hatchett, are a fucking cactus.
Hatchett: Thanks for opening my message and not responding. Bree: All good bro, any time. Hatchett: Fuck you.
Modern AU (I couldn't resist lol)
WILL and BREE are in Paris. Will: I'm…moved. I…I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel…destiny? Bree: But… Will: I don't know what it is. I feel like… I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and… Bree: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception? Will: Yeah. Bree: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe. Will: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION. Bree: Okay, alright.
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Molly, holding/levitating a flask: Hey Wally, can I drink this?
Petey, taking it from her: Do you want to explode?
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yjhgvf · 2 years
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Imagine Mario Party but with Nick Jr. Villians
*[The villains playing 2v2 Mario Party]*
Humdinger and Zeta: *-having a casual conversation as Swiper and Crusher take their turns-*
Swiper: *-pays to steal a star from Humdinger and Zeta-*
Crusher: Oh my god.
Swiper: *-talking quietly-* They didn't notice so don't worry.
Crusher: Okay
Swiper: Just don't- don't make a scene.
Zeta: *-turns back towards the screen-* You- what are you doi-
Swiper: Don't make a scene.
Zeta: They're- *[star stolen lol]* NO!
Humdinger: *-shrieking-* WHAAAAAA
Swiper and Crusher: *-cackling-*
Zeta: Come on! Guys! What the fuck?!
Swiper: What?
Zeta: Fuck off!
Swiper: Nah, I didn't do anything!
Zeta: Fuck your shit, Swiper!
Swiper: What are you talking about?!
Crusher: *-still laughing-*
Zeta: Oh my god.
Swiper: Why are you being so weird?!
Humdinger: I'm leaving this fucking club!
Swiper: Why are you being so weird right now?!
Zeta: I worked hard for those stars!
Swiper: Yeah, well I worked hard trying to steal it, okay?!
Crusher: *-laughs louder-*
Zeta: Fuck you!
Humdinger: God!
Crusher: That was the most insane scr-
Humdinger: Nobody likes a thief! My bike got stolen this week!
Swiper: *-starts laughing again-*
Humdinger: You reminded me of the person who stole my fucking bike right now!
Swiper: Alright, well I'm sorry! That's your problem though!
Zeta: What?!
Humdinger: Well, looking at the way you play the game, maybe you stole my fucking bike!
Swiper: Oh? Well maybe I did, how about that?!
Zeta: Oh, just fuck you, Swiper.
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leffee · 2 months
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Random lps things dump that I have nothing else to do with
Some of the screenshots I took of my beloved for my viewing pleasure. I just wanna *picks him up* *squeezes*
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Those last two are from Mean isn't your color episode that I kinda forgot about, Vinnie and Minka's interaction in this one scene was absolutely adorable, so I need to immortalize it. Like, she just came to him, stood behing him and held onto him, she's so true for that.
Some more of those generated incorrect quotes, this time with all three of the boys™:
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Me when Vinnie:
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catboygirlboss · 3 months
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im gonna make lps videos that are incorrect quote compilations. because i can
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Russell: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Vinnie: Put spaghetti in it.
Russell: I’m currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Minka: Put spaghetti in it.
Russell: I’m currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Pepper: Put spaghetti in it.
Russell: I am no longer taking suggestions.
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Lelouch: Aw, is someone mad that Suzaku likes me more? Kallen: I hope he breaks you in half. Lelouch: I hope so too. Kallen: I’m going to tell Milly to get your speaking privileges revoked.
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Hello everyone!
Lately, there's been a small bump in my notes of new people discovering this blog and liking my posts
First of all, thank you! This blog was a created on a whim and was fueled by intense daydreaming and my hyperactive brain. Unfortunately, at some point I kind of fell off the fanbase, the classic "other stuff got in the way" and my focus shifted
However, I still love Linkin Park and Mike and making content (even if that content is silly little posts) and seeing as there's still an audience for incorrect quotes featuring your fav middle aged men bois, I'm going to start posting again
Submissions are welcome and encouraged, pls share your LP brainrot with me
An intro and a couple of links: I'm Nash, or Nemo. Better known as Squishy Shinoda on Twitter and Instagram, although those accounts are basically dead
Incorrect Shinoda Quotes is also on Instagram for your convenience, everything I post here gets posted there too (except asks and messages, of course)
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My main blog is about witchcraft and Tarot if you ever wonder why that blog is showing up liking your replies and I have an aesthetics blog for my little alt heart to indulge in whatever pretty things I find and relate to on this site
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gustingirl · 1 year
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Some House MD facts i read on imdb that i can’t stop thinking about:
Although other characters occasionally insinuate that Dr. Robert Chase (Jesse Spencer) was a bit dim, he came up with more correct diagnoses than any other supporting character throughout the series.
Dr. House is a polyglot. He knows English, Spanish, Portuguese, Russian, French, Hindi (a little), and Mandarin.
It is common throughout the series for House and his team to suggest a diagnosis for a patient that was the previous episode's correct diagnosis.
Dr. Eric Foreman (Omar Epps) never wears the same outfit twice. (slay)
In season two, episode twenty-four, "No Reason," when Dr. House was shot and hospitalized, his hospital wristband reveals his date of birth as June 11, 1959, which is the same birth date as Hugh Laurie.
House is based on Sherlock Holmes, but Holmes, in turn, was based on a doctor Arthur Conan Doyle knew while studying medicine, a Dr. Bell, whose specialty was diagnosis.
Hugh Laurie did not actually like the title "House."
The standard way to use a cane is to hold it on the opposite side of the injured leg. Dr. House, of course, knows this but, consistent with his contrary nature, insists on keeping his cane on the same side as his injured leg.
Three out of six original cast members are left-handed: Lisa Edelstein (Dr. Lisa Cuddy), Omar Epps (Dr. Eric Foreman), and Robert Sean Leonard (Dr. James Wilson).
The team performs an "LP" or Lumbar Puncture in nearly every episode.
House's apartment set is also Amber's apartment and Wilson's early apartment. Although every time the apartments are dressed in different ways for the other characters, but always maintain the same layout. This is usually done to save money on production costs.
It's not a coincidence his name is Gregory House. The word "gregarious" means sociable, which House is the complete opposite of with strangers, but he's very social with his small inner circle.
House wears the watch that Kutner gifted him for Secret Santa right up until the show's final episode, a small sign of House's humanity.
A favorite line of Dr. Chase, namely when courting Dr. Cameron, is "see you next Tuesday," and after being fired uses the line "see you next Thursday." If we convert "see" to the letter C, and "you" to the letter U, together the acronym for either line spells a word that cannot be said on American television. This is all the more fitting to Dr. Chase's character since he is from Australia where the word is generally nowhere near as egregious as it is in the States, and consequently more commonly used there.
And my favorite one:
After a student in the audience of Hugh Laurie's edition of Inside the Actors Studio (1994) asked Laurie if he thought Dr. House should be romantically involved with Dr. Allison Cameron, Dr. Lisa Cuddy, or Dr. James Wilson; Laurie said, "I suspect that if the show runs long enough, he's going to run through all of them. What order that unfolds in is not for me to say. I think any of those relationships is, of course, believable. Two people can always find some comfort or attraction, so I think all are possible. I think Robert (Sean Leonard, who plays Dr. Wilson) might have something to say about it. I don't know how Robert would take that. But you know, I'm game."
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seizethejay · 1 year
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Building out my own Taylor conspiracy 😅. I am neurodivergent and tend to see connections everywhere, so I understand I’m probably connecting dots that aren’t there. But these are some of my notes. (I’m a little socially anxious, but I wanted to share just in case!)
Overall theory: all clues have been set over time, and point to her having B-side tracks (Bonus tracks) hidden in double grooves. Possibly in the rereleased vault record versions (“red”). Maybe this makes the third volume that seems to be hinted at through the Wiccan references (incense, burning, rebirth, Celtic). (I don’t have the funds to get a record player atm, but feel free to check! Some 3-sided LPs go undiscovered for years).
- Indigo bookstore had an event same day as midnights release. The “early Christmas” was 3 days long. The woman in the photo had blonde hair and was wearing pants with the same birds as Taylor in her 1989 photo, possibly. The items promoted were the same Colors as swift’s midnights themes, and also included things like “main character energy” coffee, journals, quills and pens, and retro items.
- in her promo video with the midnights mayhem calendar release, the purple pen on the table was missing a cartridge. The filler purple gel cartridges on Amazon had reviews saying they had “double-labels”. A fan later reported that her record had an incorrect double label.
- the items in the indigo Christmas event included Jurassic park (Laura dern also supports this connection), games like monopoly vault edition (Taylor vault), Disney (which also has a vault collection), marvel, Harry Potter
- there was a book on Amazon related to the poetry ones by June bates which had reviews showing it burned and run over- told me there were more clues later out. The reviews also mentioned it having “a lot of blank space”.
-spiderweb reference in her song could also be highlighting both marvel universe (multiverse, multitrack record- double grooves) as well as the “spinning” aspect that spiders do.
- her poetry stuff (whether the fan found ones or her old poetry that was confirmed) speaks to hidden meanings, hidden layers, multiple meanings- hidden tracks, multitracks
- the fans in her video - accordion style fold, hidden picture in grooves. Only seen when opened and extended.
- Spotify had “Fred again” on a playlist with Taylor - they are putting out a third volume, suggesting a third volume for Taylor…the review on the site mentioned “13 minutes” weirdly, as well as the “voice note” sound which was also in Taylor’s song.
- Carly Rae had bonus tracks and references to things like “reputation”. Death and rebirth of Taylor Wiccan style.
- Chanel connections because of “Chanel #5” = her fifth song
-unsure, but blondie connection and video I found > heart of glass > throne of glass strong female character wielding sword and being the antihero type (trilogy)
-June’s midnight clue app game like June her possible pseudonym
- Taylor’s clock also perhaps functions as a pentacle, with all of her witch references and burn references. The incense. The gems. This would mean spirit has not been captured on these four records.
- The Wiccan references also speak to the plural midnights and I’ve also picked up a lot of “mother” references. I think it’s referring to the triple goddess which is tied to the moons.
- the grooves of a record track are almost like chevron and can be seen all over her outfits, videos, Easter eggs on Spotify.
- the connecting the dots of all of this = the stars aligning. Possible hinting to hidden tracks on previous vinyls.
- there’s something on her red album I think. The amount of things speaking to 5 (the mahogany album- which aligns with fire and red). Also quotes online of it being a voice from the dead on the 45 rpm records. Look for hidden grooves!
- Meghan trainor (had Easter egg at end of made you look video), Carly Rae, and her all had release on same day. She did two releases so far. One more to come. Three moon phases.
- could release of edging/edge themed music from blink 182 be reference to edge of record for needle aligning?
- Wikipedia for midnights says “subtle grooves” - look for those hidden grooves on the vinyl! Read up on 3-sided LP vinyls (like Monty Python).
- perhaps donuts stuff from Taylor ties into the “matching handkerchief and tie” pattern on the Monty Python album?
- retro car = vintage = stereo tracks (2) and cassettes (side a and b), plus glitchy 3D retro colours and views are two different sides. Pointing to vinyl having two.
- M themes for Taylor - Eminem released red records with side b
-underwood typewriter Ryan Reynolds used in commercial references “under wood” b-side of mahogany…oorrrrr of red (redwood) (again, themes of red, five, and forest)
-Spotify has “The Marvel Years - Hidden Grooves”
- lots of artwork on songs on Spotify within lists containing new Taylor Swift show artwork with concentric circles themes
- gemstones can also cross into Harry Potter (magic) and marvel (end game) and multiverse references, but also are laser-cut…like Celtic patterns and like the labyrinth album cover on the floor in her midnights photo. Laser cut like vinyls.
- witches/Wiccan theme = incense from lavender haze,
- sexy baby reference if from 30 rock, the character was “threesome loving”.
-Spotify = Hecate episode by Laura lavender; really anything you search for on Spotify to dead with hidden tracks, or witch vibes, or new releases suggested seem to speak to concentric circles and grooves.
-Beatles refs = red years.
-Jurassic park- eggs hatching now that were from long ago (hidden tracks, old vinyls)
- Disney could also connect to Sydney which maybe relates to her Australian references (lucky one- track without lyrics on Spotify) and the idea of the “land down under”, which I’ve also connected with the upside down in stranger things. All of these for me point to her having B-side tracks (Bonus tracks) hidden in double grooves. Possibly in multiple records. These ones and old vault ones undiscovered.
@taylorswift
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