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"I never said that" - Mike Shinoda
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Hello everyone!
Lately, there's been a small bump in my notes of new people discovering this blog and liking my posts
First of all, thank you! This blog was a created on a whim and was fueled by intense daydreaming and my hyperactive brain. Unfortunately, at some point I kind of fell off the fanbase, the classic "other stuff got in the way" and my focus shifted
However, I still love Linkin Park and Mike and making content (even if that content is silly little posts) and seeing as there's still an audience for incorrect quotes featuring your fav middle aged men bois, I'm going to start posting again
Submissions are welcome and encouraged, pls share your LP brainrot with me
An intro and a couple of links: I'm Nash, or Nemo. Better known as Squishy Shinoda on Twitter and Instagram, although those accounts are basically dead
Incorrect Shinoda Quotes is also on Instagram for your convenience, everything I post here gets posted there too (except asks and messages, of course)
If you like the band Ghost, I gotchu too fam, click here for the dumbest sideblog
My main blog is about witchcraft and Tarot if you ever wonder why that blog is showing up liking your replies and I have an aesthetics blog for my little alt heart to indulge in whatever pretty things I find and relate to on this site
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Chester's brain: you should draw a penis
Chester: I should draw a penis
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Mike: so what's your favorite position?
Chester: quarterback
Mike: no, I mean in bed
Chester: why would I play football in bed??
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This blog gives me life I don't know how I have lived without it for this many years. 😂😍
Thank youuuu 🥺❤
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Dave: dude, take it easy, it's just a pillow fight!
Mike, holding a couch cushion over his head: NO MERCY
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Chester: a few years ago, I married my best friend
Chester: Talinda is still pretty mad about it but Mike and I were drunk and thought it was funny
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Mike: Chester loves to dance. He often does routines for us when we're on tour
Mike: sometimes he's naked but we've learned to look past that
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man this ain’t a question but your page is awesome. great, hilarious content!!!
Thank you friend 💞
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Mike: I told Chester I liked his shirt yesterday
Mike: he took it off and gave it to me...
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Mike: there's only one thing worse than getting hurt
Mike: *rips off paper to reveal "Chester getting hurt"*
Mike: boom
Brad: Chester
Mike: nO
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Chester: I'm not doing so good today...
*sound of footsteps fast approaching*
Chester: what is th-
Mike: *crashes through the wall*
Mike, casually, as he picks himself up: hey man, I heard you were feeling blue. What's up?
Chester: what the fUCK
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Dave: Mike is a great leader. He has a way of keeping his composure when he's under a lot of stress which helps the rest of us stay calm too. You look at him and you think "yea, this guy knows what he's doing" and it makes you feel safe, you know?
Mike, internally, constantly: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Dave, pointing at Mike laying face-down on the floor: is he alright?
Chester: yea, he's just rebooting
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Anna: *holds Mike's hand*
Mike: :)
Mike's brain: pr.e,tt.y g..irl. ho. ld. hhan.dd
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Mike: ready to go?
Chester: just a sec, I need to do my vocal exercises
Chester: *ahem*
Chester: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Mike: Can you move? You're blocking the view
Chester: I am the view
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