5/4/24

2 months post op

What a mind fuck. 2 months post op. Tomorrow is my last day of physical therapy. I finally have my arm mobility restored! I even went back to Pilates the other day, I’m so sore but it’s a good sore. I have 3 more lymphatic drainage massages left then I’m done. TBH I don’t think they’ve really don’t anything for me post op. They’re important that first week to get the tumescent fluid out but if you are at your goal weight and barely swelled I don’t think it makes that big of difference. In the same breath I fit better into my faja than I did 2 weeks ago but I think that’s the vaser lipo working.

I have been lazy with my vitamins (what else is new?) it’s just I have too many. I start Invisalign on Tuesday so I’m hoping that’ll be the kick start to my 30 days no sugar. I just need a detox from it. Had ice cream today from a local place I used to be obsessed with and it just didn’t taste the same. It’s sad but I swear I don’t have those sugar cravings anymore. They used to be so intense that I would leave the house in the middle of the night to buy something sweet. Now I have a homemade chocolate covered banana slice and I’m good.

It’s so crazy looking at old photos and seeing how my natural body could never become my post surgical body. No amount of gym could give my body an hourglass figure. People get so mad that others can just pay for a perfect body lol

I need to call a medspa and start scheduling facial treatments. I need a chemical peel and a facial. Since I’m not longer spending money on physical therapy and massages I can focus on my face. I want to get spray tans as well but I can’t stand the transfer. What is the solution? I’m so pasty, specially my legs.

I stopped wearing shape wear under my faja and I feel soooooooo much better. I swear shape wear snatches you better than a faja. I don’t see myself spending $200+ on a faja ever again. Amazon has some really good ones if I need an extra unf underneath my body con dresses (yes that’s allllll I’m wearing this summer).

3 months post op I’ll be out of town. That’s when I’ll start wearing the faja for 12 hours. Probably only at night. I’ll be updating monthly from now on. I’m thinking about making a post about ab boards and foams for educational purposes.

alternate ending to this post 😉

she’s mewing……………..

love your art! could you do aroace mousefur ? :)

Aroace Mousefur for you! I realised majority of my icons are frowning or angry so she gets to be confident.

ARCADE IS SUCH A CUNT

Glasses Tournament: Round 1, Part 1

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Horropedia

Hes so silly and autistic. (Not canon but very much coded. I mean he literally can't understand social cues and his special interest is horror movies, dude named himself Horropedia come on man.) Also my boyfriend kins him and my boyfriend is the bestest in the entire world. And oh my GOD is Horropedia so cutesy. Don't let the TikTok lookmaxxers get to you, negative canthal tilts are soooo in.

Also if you're a Scream fan he has a little Scream charm on his belt so yeah. - @rhythmheavensys

Feel free to submit propaganda for either Horropedia or Meenah!

highlights from my trip to new york

a woman who wore her sunglasses upside down

the cat sitting in a window two stories above where i was walking that was flaunting the toe beans

the two guys who were in shitty spiderman and deadpool costumes who started pretend(?) making out in Times Square

jerry.

the blue sheep thing i found in a bookstore at the Plaza Hotel, which i named Dooph.

a random man who made the friendpilled lookmaxxer face at me

that one moment in Six when Anne of Cleves took of her cool bejeweled skimpy outfit to reveal an even cooler bejeweled skimpy outfit

jerry.

a cashier at a sandwich shop who greeted me by going "hey (n word)! what can i getcha?" then proceeded to make me the best sandwich i have ever eaten in my life.

the bug guy at the American Museum of Natural History who tried to hand my mother a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach. @snekthedemonnoodle lmao (my mother hates cockroaches with a burning passion)

the rubber Chicken Purse i found at Chelsea Market that i almost bought but didnt even though i have a friend who would've loved it

jerry.

You're so skibidi fanum taxing in the sigma Patrick Bateman :clown:. Level 6 gyatt ong and on Kai Cenat's W rizz. Baby Gronk & Ice Spice doing the grimace shake challenge with smurf cat. Only in ohio does sussy baka peppino pizza tower on the Skibidi Toilet Titan Cameraman, TV Woman, Lankybox and Titan Speakerman. There's nothing we can do.. but me personally I wouldn't let that slide cuh. :moyai::wine_glass: masteroogway, Speedmcqueen, manlikeisaac. Nathaniel B on that goth thug shaker fortnite roblox pass be on South Park, Family Guy and Subway surfers. Fr tho, can he beat American :camera_with_flash: Sus. Goku? NickEh30 w/ opium bird & cg5. Mommy/daddy? Jit trippin, nahhh das crazy. Do the griddy with the biggest bird in Rainbow Friends and Huggy Wuggy. Doors be the most lightskin stare Travis Scott has ever seen with Drake. Blud got that 1, 2, buckle my shoe PACKGOD vs Leg w/ IShowSpeed on that Garten of Banban rizzler. Bro why are u so Skibidi Today like literally u have L Rizz only in Ohio while hitting the griddy because u got fanum taxed only because that gyatt is too small you need to cook more and stop freddy fazbearing me or I will get the sigma rizzlers to rizz you up You're so skibidi fanum taxing in the sigma Patrick Bateman :clown:. Level 6 gyatt ong and on Kai Cenat's W rizz. Baby Gronk & Ice Spice doing the grimace shake challenge with smurf cat. Only in ohio does sussy baka peppino pizza tower on the Skibidi Toilet Titan Cameraman, TV Woman, Lankybox and Titan Speakerman. There's nothing we can do.. but me personally I wouldn't let that slide cuh. :moyai::wine_glass: masteroogway, Speedmcqueen, manlikeisaac. Nathaniel B on that goth thug shaker fortnite roblox pass be on South Park, Family Guy and Subway surfers. Fr tho, can he beat American :camera_with_flash: Sus. Goku? NickEh30 w/ opium bird & cg5. Mommy/daddy? Jit trippin, nahhh das crazy. Do the griddy with the biggest bird in Rainbow Friends and Huggy Wuggy. Doors be the most lightskin stare Travis Scott has ever seen with Drake. Blud got that 1, 2, buckle my shoe PACKGOD vs Leg w/ IShowSpeed on that Garten of Banban rizzler. nah let bro cook, it's gonna be rizzmas in a few months of mewing and we're griddying to mogwarts and you owe me fanum tax. adin ross and kai cenat are edging cause ishowspeed? more like ishowmeat, so sigma alpha bet rizzler. what the gyatt mogus grimace shake only in ohio skibidi toilet in real life brrr yes yes yes skibidi. are we gooning or mogging because uncanny valley backrooms lowkey giving L rizz yapper of the gyattdamn digital circus. pomni banban wonka soyjack. fatherless ratio behavior, sussy opp devious... temu lookmaxx shh im mewing.. har har har freddy fivebear

" Get out. "

You're so skibidi fanum taxing in the sigma Patrick Bateman :clown:. Level 6 gyatt ong and on Kai Cenat's W rizz. Baby Gronk & Ice Spice doing the grimace shake challenge with smurf cat. Only in ohio does sussy baka peppino pizza tower on the Skibidi Toilet Titan Cameraman, TV Woman, Lankybox and Titan Speakerman. There's nothing we can do.. but me personally I wouldn't let that slide cuh. :moyai::wine_glass: masteroogway, Speedmcqueen, manlikeisaac. Nathaniel B on that goth thug shaker fortnite roblox pass be on South Park, Family Guy and Subway surfers. Fr tho, can he beat American :camera_with_flash: Sus. Goku? NickEh30 w/ opium bird & cg5. Mommy/daddy? Jit trippin, nahhh das crazy. Do the griddy with the biggest bird in Rainbow Friends and Huggy Wuggy. Doors be the most lightskin stare Travis Scott has ever seen with Drake. Blud got that 1, 2, buckle my shoe PACKGOD vs Leg w/ IShowSpeed on that Garten of Banban rizzler. Bro why are u so Skibidi Today like literally u have L Rizz only in Ohio while hitting the griddy because u got fanum taxed only because that gyatt is too small you need to cook more and stop freddy fazbearing me or I will get the sigma rizzlers to rizz you up You're so skibidi fanum taxing in the sigma Patrick Bateman :clown:. Level 6 gyatt ong and on Kai Cenat's W rizz. Baby Gronk & Ice Spice doing the grimace shake challenge with smurf cat. Only in ohio does sussy baka peppino pizza tower on the Skibidi Toilet Titan Cameraman, TV Woman, Lankybox and Titan Speakerman. There's nothing we can do.. but me personally I wouldn't let that slide cuh. :moyai::wine_glass: masteroogway, Speedmcqueen, manlikeisaac. Nathaniel B on that goth thug shaker fortnite roblox pass be on South Park, Family Guy and Subway surfers. Fr tho, can he beat American :camera_with_flash: Sus. Goku? NickEh30 w/ opium bird & cg5. Mommy/daddy? Jit trippin, nahhh das crazy. Do the griddy with the biggest bird in Rainbow Friends and Huggy Wuggy. Doors be the most lightskin stare Travis Scott has ever seen with Drake. Blud got that 1, 2, buckle my shoe PACKGOD vs Leg w/ IShowSpeed on that Garten of Banban rizzler. nah let bro cook, it's gonna be rizzmas in a few months of mewing and we're griddying to mogwarts and you owe me fanum tax. adin ross and kai cenat are edging cause ishowspeed? more like ishowmeat, so sigma alpha bet rizzler. what the gyatt mogus grimace shake only in ohio skibidi toilet in real life brrr yes yes yes skibidi. are we gooning or mogging because uncanny valley backrooms lowkey giving L rizz yapper of the gyattdamn digital circus. pomni banban wonka soyjack. fatherless ratio behavior, sussy opp devious... temu lookmaxx shh im mewing.. har har har freddy fivebear

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Can I go back to sleep

westpilled lookmaxxer

i love you

Sorry iknow this guy is like. The king of lookmaxxers but he is so ugly to me. Like this is ugly. His eyes are ugly but they praise his eyes like. “Predator eyes” Hello… thats miley cyrus eyes

6/5/24

3 months post op!

We made it! 3 months post op. I pretty much stopped wear my faja for almost 2 weeks at this point (I’m writing this on 6/10 since I’ve been on vacation.) Unfortunately since I’ve been out of town I haven’t been able to measure myself nor weigh myself. I’ve been very indulgent on vacation. Wine pairing with every meal, never saying no to dessert lol but I’m home now and home is where we have a routine. I’m going to Whole Foods tomorrow because I have no food at home. I need to start ordering delivery for when I come home but I just don’t trust the people picking the food lol are they checking dates? Are they making sure the food is fresh? A pro tip for traveling is to make sure you have something to heat up at home when you get back.

I am extremely happy with my results. They are very natural. Someone who doesn’t know me intimately can absolutely surmise that I worked at the gym and achieved this body desire you and I knowing this isn’t true. I’ve been looking at old photos from years ago when I was at my leanest and even then I didn’t have a flat flat stomach. Surgery has given me my youth again. The photo on the left was taken before I got coolsculpting done. It was 2023 in the summer. I had two rounds, 8 applicators total. It was very painful. I’ll probably make another post about that with before and afters. I do not recommend it unless you like wasting thousands of dollars.

I want to lose 20 pounds. I have a serious trip coming up on September and I want to look my very best. This means absolutely no sweets or drinks other than water. I need to up my protein. But most importantly I need to exercise. I have my 30 min personal training session once a week but that’s not enough. I want to incorporate Pilates and 10 steps. It’s hard but I’m taking baby steps

I’m going to post how many steps I take a day for accountability purposes.

It’s so easy to become addicted to surgery. The procedure and recovery is faster than exercise and relatively easier. The hardest part is finding the correct surgeon and paying for it.

just got new glasses... im goin nuts looking at things. absolute seepilled lookmaxxer over here 👀💯

You're so skibidi fanum taxing in the sigma Patrick Bateman :clown:. Level 6 gyatt ong and on Kai Cenat's W rizz. Baby Gronk & Ice Spice doing the grimace shake challenge with smurf cat. Only in ohio does sussy baka peppino pizza tower on the Skibidi Toilet Titan Cameraman, TV Woman, Lankybox and Titan Speakerman. There's nothing we can do.. but me personally I wouldn't let that slide cuh. :moyai::wine_glass: masteroogway, Speedmcqueen, manlikeisaac. Nathaniel B on that goth thug shaker fortnite roblox pass be on South Park, Family Guy and Subway surfers. Fr tho, can he beat American :camera_with_flash: Sus. Goku? NickEh30 w/ opium bird & cg5. Mommy/daddy? Jit trippin, nahhh das crazy. Do the griddy with the biggest bird in Rainbow Friends and Huggy Wuggy. Doors be the most lightskin stare Travis Scott has ever seen with Drake. Blud got that 1, 2, buckle my shoe PACKGOD vs Leg w/ IShowSpeed on that Garten of Banban rizzler. Bro why are u so Skibidi Today like literally u have L Rizz only in Ohio while hitting the griddy because u got fanum taxed only because that gyatt is too small you need to cook more and stop freddy fazbearing me or I will get the sigma rizzlers to rizz you up You're so skibidi fanum taxing in the sigma Patrick Bateman :clown:. Level 6 gyatt ong and on Kai Cenat's W rizz. Baby Gronk & Ice Spice doing the grimace shake challenge with smurf cat. Only in ohio does sussy baka peppino pizza tower on the Skibidi Toilet Titan Cameraman, TV Woman, Lankybox and Titan Speakerman. There's nothing we can do.. but me personally I wouldn't let that slide cuh. :moyai::wine_glass: masteroogway, Speedmcqueen, manlikeisaac. Nathaniel B on that goth thug shaker fortnite roblox pass be on South Park, Family Guy and Subway surfers. Fr tho, can he beat American :camera_with_flash: Sus. Goku? NickEh30 w/ opium bird & cg5. Mommy/daddy? Jit trippin, nahhh das crazy. Do the griddy with the biggest bird in Rainbow Friends and Huggy Wuggy. Doors be the most lightskin stare Travis Scott has ever seen with Drake. Blud got that 1, 2, buckle my shoe PACKGOD vs Leg w/ IShowSpeed on that Garten of Banban rizzler. nah let bro cook, it's gonna be rizzmas in a few months of mewing and we're griddying to mogwarts and you owe me fanum tax. adin ross and kai cenat are edging cause ishowspeed? more like ishowmeat, so sigma alpha bet rizzler. what the gyatt mogus grimace shake only in ohio skibidi toilet in real life brrr yes yes yes skibidi. are we gooning or mogging because uncanny valley backrooms lowkey giving L rizz yapper of the gyattdamn digital circus. pomni banban wonka soyjack. fatherless ratio behavior, sussy opp devious... temu lookmaxx shh im mewing.. har har har freddy fivebear

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So what's the deal with this fuckin friendmaxxer or homepilled or whatever thing I've been seeing around? Is it the new hip bit? The thing to say? Is it like. Not incel terms? Cause last I checked something -maxxer and especially lookmaxxer was like. Incel stuff. Sooo why are we saying it? Iunno im confused and I don't understand lol

Horropedia propaganda.

Hes so silly and autistic. (Not canon but very much coded. I mean he literally can't understand social cues and his special interest is horror movies, dude named himself Horropedia come on man.) Also my boyfriend kins him and my boyfriend is the bestest in the entire world. And oh my GOD is Horropedia so cutesy. Don't let the TikTok lookmaxxers get to you, negative canthal tilts are soooo in.

Also if you're a Scream fan he has a little Scream charm on his belt so yeah. (In his 2nd Outfit)

Also here's a thirst trap.

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