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munchkin1156 · 9 months

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Stuff that freaks me out in g/t #1

When- When people do the tagging- but it's- it also contains-

N o r m a l T a g s

WHY!? AREN'T YOU SCARED THAT NON G/T PEOPLE WILL FIND US AND-wait what would they do? uh...

Goodbye-

*throws smoke bomb and runs away*

#g/t #g/t community #sfw g/t #sfwgt #gt community #g/t shitpost #gt #g/t thoughts #look at me i'm being weird :D

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urghblergh · 2 months

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Doodles. 😌🌌🌈

@kibbitzer-blog

@mcspirkevents

reference pics

@mellon_soup (no Tumblr :( ?)

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sysig · 4 days

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Having fun, more and more! (Patreon)

#Doodles #Unicorn Tails #Dangersoft #Villainsona #Just Desserts #True Villainy AU #Okay fine I'll talk about the really silly fixation I accidentally fell into lol #It's all Jello's ISaT stream's fault they mentioned Wall Day and I got curious!#Actually it was Jello reciting Will's line as the mad cultist in a kids' unicorn game that got me interested lol he just went all out #And it really is a kids' game! Like yeah some of the lore is dark and ominous and weird but it's genuinely just a nice unicorn game #And the character customization is cute and you can buy a spider hat! I want a spider hat #I'm fully onboard at this point lol I intend to buy it for realsies and play as an alicorn and go hunting for the Estranged Rabbit #Dangersoft is great of course <3 Neon green horse love that for her #Some happies <3 I've been quite happy lately :D Big Loves yay <3 #If there is an article of clothing I can hide in I will take the opportunity every time lol #Regularly hiding in hoods and collars - it just feels nice!#More Charm more cutes <3 I've had the idea of her cutting her hair for S3 since she was created but I still don't Actually have anything lol #She's just cute and I love her! She's adorable no matter what she looks like #I think I was thinking something along the lines of her long hair being used against her in her True Villain form #Like how it's normally up and ice cream shaped but Kaiein wanted it down and it gave her a different look #But short it can't look like that :) She's always light and fluffy if it's short! I like it <3 #Speaking of - her candle wings popping out from her Kaiein wings!#It's weird to see her with her hair down and glasses on in that context haha #I do like the symbolism of dark inky wings being cut through with fire and light :) Still drippy tho lol #And rounding off with a Just Desserts bee <3 I posted that one JD Pet Bee a while ago but I think bees are also wild animals #They're important for sweets production and pollination! Fruit-based sweets need them!#I personally really love bees I think they're the cutest but I also get really stressed about buzzing :'D #Does Not help that my hair is a colour they're attracted to so they come up right next to my head to investigate agh #So Charm is the same! Loves bees! They're wonderful and important and cute! But the buzzing...#She's being very brave tho <3

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that-spider-fan-over-there · 2 months

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*dusting off this old blog* Well it's been a while, isn't it?

#hello :D so I've been missing since September- scheduled queue aside #Life was stressing me out and I needed to cool off to focus on wrapping up the year else I'd lose it #then Life got worse by Sep-Oct (y'know. horrible real life events + personal stuff + holy shit I need to learn how to Adult)#forgot my password for a while so I was mostly on Twitter and it was Not Fun (and it still isn't)#and I remembered it by the end of January where I was getting most of my shit together and was mostly on Discord with friends #who were the reason I wasn't completely losing it so if you're reading this. thank you and I love you very much <3 #but I missed being on Tumblr and the friends/moots i made. just got nervous to come back here. idk why. brain works in weird ways.#it looks like I'm justifying why I wasn't here and on one hand. yeah it's kind of an update #but it's mostly because I don't like going out and returning like stuff wasn't happening so it's really a me thing so anxiety won't spike #idk if I'm gonna go missing like that again or not but. yeah i'm still alive #(felt good to write that last phrase so maybe *something's* going right in life)#but yeah i think i'm back (not 100% because. Life) and will do a pinned. if you read all of it thank you! :D #okay i'm gonna post this now before my brain decides it's a bad idea-

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vulpinesaint · 4 months

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i'm gonna start wearing catholic iconography for real. i'm gonna start being really insane about catholicism in my day to day life. noooooo you don't understand i mean it for Real this time i've been extremely normal about it so far

#valentine notes #now i know you might think 'hey. bracken rarely even leaves the house without a cross on him. what does he mean For Real'#'bracken is already extremely weird about catholicism in both his behavior and his fashion choices'#yeah. sure. but you all have to understand that this is also me at a Baseline being very normal #which. is not the same as every few months when i get the urge to Practice catholicism.#escaped the 'i need to go to church' urge last summer (barely) but now i am collecting little catholicism items again...#little kitschy gold archangel figurine on my bookshelf. saint sebastian pendant on. only going to get worse #SO bad actually. went 'i should get a little bible to carry around' as i was writing that last tag no you SHOULDN'T #anyway once i find a way to incorporate my gorgeous rosary into day to day life.#SO BAD. BEEN THINKING ABOUT PRAYING THE ROSARY. LIKE AS A HABIT.#anyway saint sebastian pendant never leaving my neck ever again i'm so....#i'm. gonna look like i practice catholicism for real maybe.#this is not a statement that's true because i dress in a manner that is very clearly not Religious Guy.#but like. hey. dkfjgh. if someone showed up in a saint necklace every single day what conclusion would you draw #asking for science #CANNOT wear it to work unfortunately. not cause there's any rules against it but i'm personally not going to bring #religious imagery around the kids. i get away with little cross jewelry nd stuff but like #having to explain to a child what the t on this coffin necklace is. well. i will not be responsible for introducing a child to christianity #anyway who wants to see my saint sebastian pendant :D #catholic tag

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theloveinc · 1 year

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can't suck dick or read about sucking dick bc i always think abt how the dude is sitting butthole to chair ....

#i mean i know it doesn't exactly work that way but... the b*tthole is right there #and they're looking like such a dummy with their pants down #honestly i don't think men should have b*ttholes #that's a fem thing #but idk what else would replace it #cloaca maybe #LOL but i'm being serious kinda like i do think abt how weird it is that that's right there when ur on their d*ck #also i said this to my friend once but like... putting on makeup and a nice dress just to go and s*ck dick???????#uhhhh no.#like looking pretty YES but... just to give a bj???#at least take me to mcdonalds first :/#fa;lksdfj;alkdhfdjafakj #caitie blabs #sx talk

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puppy-the-mask · 1 year

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So I've been cooking up some alternate outfit ideas for my Lmk sona and this is what they'd look like if they were with the Demon Bull Family! The idea is basically they'd be something of a court musician but it's mainly just a title.

Edit: Added the version without her armor <3

I don't have a concrete story but the initial idea was that cas was friends with swk in the brotherhood days and stuck with dbk after everyone else got sealed away and the whole consumption incident went down since she had nowhere else to go (and conveniently was the only lady around that he could ask for relationship advice when courting Iron Fan). They didn't expect Cas to live this long, only really expecting to have her around through her natural lifespan but they noticed she wasn't aging so now she gets to be their babysitter for date nights! Through the years she's been something of an aunt/sister figure and has become fiercely loyal to the family despite having no desire to take over the world. Redson built her electric bass and the armor she wears over her gems, the Bass has 2 extra buttons on it- the fire button spews fire out of the pipes and the Bull button unsheathes her sword from the neck of the instrument since she can't exactly walk around with a sword on her hip so easy these days. She travels with a heavy metal band across the continent- i like to imagine her intro episode has the crew excited about a big band coming to the city and while they wait they run into redson and annoy him cause he's bragging about getting exclusive vip passes to the show. The crew would expect someone mean from the music and the from the rest of the family but Cas is super welcoming and nice when the crew sneak backstage to bother redson some more XD

#my art #sketches #lmk oc #it me!#Cas #i'm not mentioning connie because they're the same no matter the au #though you can bet they're gonna flip when they hear redson and dbk opened a barbecue restaurant without telling them #they want a taste! Cas is probably the only mortal who can eat the Inferno level simply because Connie will consume it #and also they've been eating this boys cooking for years- they've gained an ungodly spice tolerance #i also like this concept because i think it'd be funny to have wukong be weird about Mk knowing Cas now #and innocently being like 'we should invite them over to hang out- since we're cool with redson why not the token nice one of the family?'#and Wukong is just getting flashbacks to the last time they spoke- right after sealing away dbk and is like 'haha that's nice bud-#'but oh darn they're still touring and won't stick around- she'll probably be leaving the city super soon! what a bummer!'#"all the more reason to get together Right Now!!!' :D '... Thats... GREAT Bud- i can see no reasonable point to argue!' ;w;#Meanwhile Cas is Vibing- big chillin- is only gonna realize her mistake when she locks eyes with swk and they both immediately share a Look #and wordlessly agree to simply Not Bring It Up #i have 1 other design i'm working on- i have the sketch and concept done already #i just need to color and finish it #that one i had the entire outfit And Lore a lot more thought out than this one but i had this idea first and REALLY wanted to draw the bass #im so proud of it you have no idea- the idea of the sword hidden in the bass and the flame jets make me so happy #it feels like something Redson would make- Cas uses it for all their performances they love it so much #And they wear the armor he made Religiously- even if their gems are covered by clothes or theyre chilling at home #unless they just woke up and haven't gotten dressed then they're most likely wearing them- the necklace especially #I still gotta make a regular Ref sheet but these are more fun- i have so much random info about Lmk cas i wanna ramble about >:3

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loverboybrightsideghost · 1 year

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so has anyone checked rusty quill's youtube lately

#what the fuck what the fuck what the FUUUUUXK #there's a TWO HOUR video up that is apparently jonny and alex reading fanfic #on the one hand that sounds really fucking funny but on the other hand i'm horrified oh my god #i thought it was them like reviewing that shit or something but NO ITS THEM READING IT OUT LOUD I THINK??? WHICH IS WORSE????#i would say i'm conflictdd but i'm not actually i'm just feeling both HORROR and morbid fascination #i looked in the comments bc that seemed like a good in between from 'i refuse to watch that' and 'i have to know what's going on here'#i think i've read like two of the fics in there #or only one but i recognize one of the authors (bluejayblueskies my beloved)#anyways #D:#tma #bluebird.txt #IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING THIS #like okay fanfic is totally a valid form a writing and whatever etc etc but what's weirding me out is the WRITERS of the SHOW #being like hey let's do this #NO!!! THE SHOW IS OVER BUT DONT DO THAT!!!!!#and that's where the morbid fascination kicks in bc now i wanna know what the fuck they thought or said about it #GAH #i'm making this face so bad right now -> D:#like that drawing of the cartoon guy sitting at his computer and looking horrified #GOD what's going ON bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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blujayonthewing · 2 years

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tfw the hairstyle makes such a big difference in overall appearance that you have to also do the usual one real quick just to make sure you didn’t actually mess up the face

#what's funny is I WAS actually looking up women in tuxedos and specifically looking for butch/ masc lesbians--#SPECIFICALLY looking for masc long hairstyles SPECIFICALLY for mel in a tux cause I thought the pigtails would undermine the look lol #but I found some wedding photos and the one woman's hair was GORGEOUS and I became obsessed immediately kghdfkjgf #anyway idk where I'm even going with this doodle this body language/ vibe isn't necessarily very like her if we're being honest :'D #like the sketch I have now is 'idk she's... shapechanged into a mermaid' which I have been meaning to draw anyway but #the head angle/ expression/ overall attitude is the weird bit more than what the rest of her body is doing 🤔#I might have to scrap it and start over I just really like this kind of angle haha #anyway surprise! mel is pretty despite me drawing her Like That and her acting like a weirdo little guy all the time kjfhkjdgf #my art #my OCs #melliwyk #look at my gnomes boy

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rubenesque-as-fuck · 2 years

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Soooo I guess I have a date for Wednesday evening now? That happened a lot faster than I expected.

Feeling weird. Nervous. Apprehensive. Lots of other emotions that are harder to nail down. The idea of it going well is almost scarier than it being a bust.

#it's also dumb because it feels like cheating even though d has made it crystal clear that he's done with me #this is why i was so vigilant about not catching feeling for so long #because when i let myself get invested in someone then it's so hard to disentangle myself and my feelings later #and even with us still talking and 'just being friendly' I feel weird about the idea of telling him that I'm looking elsewhere #because a little stupid part of me still wishes he'd come back to me and want me again #and if i move on what if I'm closing that door completely #i really liked that door #fuck man i hate having needs and emotions it's bullshit #also as a disclaimer i am fully aware of the bad news of the wider world right now #but keeping myself isolated and bottling up my feelings about personal trials because there are bad things happening elsewhere won't help #dating nonsense

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phoenixiancrystallist · 2 years

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Day 260, and Fierce got a major overhaul! I still need to do some research into what the cockpits are going to look like and get my roommate's input on them, but I'm really liking how it turned out so far :D Dynamic, action-y, fun angle, and her pilot suit is complete with her helmet on but you can also clearly see her facial expression! Or, well, you will be able to when I clean it up and actually finish drawing the expression XD Right now you just have the messy sketch expression. But still! Yay!!!

Also the shoulder pads on her pilot suit got tweaked a little in the poses where you can see them, because looking at more references showed they should be smaller than I was making them. Huzzah, progress!!!

#the great artscapade of 2022 #bobbi's being weird again #art #my art #friend oc #roommate oc #untitled gunpla comic #one of the reasons I'm looking forward to getting started on the comic properly is because it'll force me to draw dynamic action poses #and therefor get better at them :D #in unrelated news my roommate and I cleared out some junk on the back patio today and I really should have taken my antihistamines about it #but I didn't so now I'm Suffering™#darn allergies #I'm not even allergic to honeysuckle #which we were clearing out/off of the junk pile #but a facefull of pollen is enough to make anyone's face implode in on itself #I think the worst of it was the leaf dust #which is what usually sets off my allergies in the fall #we found where the mice are getting into the house #and saw a mouse! go into the house! via the holes we just found!#so we're gonna set some humane traps and also plug the holes with insulation foam #the honeysuckle is taking over the yard and it smells amazing but it's a vine so it's a trip hazard #we also have a LOT of pokeweed growing in the back yard #I was hoping it was a nice edible berry but alas it's toxic )':

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keeps-ache · 2 years

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i've gotta stop cooing at everything lol

#just me hi #if you've ever spoken to me you know i overuse 'oh' a LOT #with a bit of variation including 'ah' 'eh' 'uh/m' 'hm/hum/humn/hmn'#i see anything neat or funny or terrible and the first sound ever is 'ohhh'#depending on the situation it will sound Very Pitiful #oh that reminds me of the one time i did it around my brother and he spun around to look at me like thunder had struck the ground i was #walking #and he said it 'sounded like' i was 'autotuned'#which i still think of that quite proudly #yes i can make convincing Robot Noise but only when i'm paying 0 attention and i have to walk into a food court #oh speaking of Public Things so a couple months (or maybe not? i'm choosing to ignore Time) ago i was at the Big Store (very bad store.#pick the Worst Store Ever and we'll go with that) and i had to go get a grocery cart #WELL i have this nervous habit of singing or humming to myself and i do it under my breath in public #usually paired with muttering phrases like 'this is fine we're being normal no one is looking at us we are INVISIBLE! >:D' and it's AllNice #well i was walking past the old guy that was manning the front doors ('hello welcome to Big Store good bye see you soon (hate it when they #say 'see you soon' like sure whatever you're right but DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT. that's a THREAT.))#and i'm mumbling 'just have to grab a cart it'll take a couple second this is fine we're alright' and as i'm walkin past this guy the #Crowd-Noise lulls and he makes eye-contact w/ me cuz i heard my mumbling and i'm telling you something in me d i e d #and i still. think about that #it isn't THAT weird but. lol #anyway tuning out #YOU tune in later for another fine installment of 'why did keeps do this why please'#and maybe i'll talk about the one time my little brother tried to down an entire tube of toothpaste :D #~+~ toodles ~+~

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sysig · 8 months

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Okay actually, the OG Just Desserts style was onto something (Patreon)

#Doodles #Villainsona #Just Desserts #And also ft. the last little bit of the WOY style attempts #They were what convinced me to look at the original style doodles! Looking for poses #I started just by going back to the early TVAU doodles to give one more proper fair shake to those rejected outfits #Wouldn't you know it they're still rejected lol but! The wings are still very good #And the poses are silly lol #She is always real cute tho <3 #It does feel funny going back to her early doodles and trying to style-match - my style was much looser at the time #Which is part of why her hair looks so good - those swirls are wild! It's very cool! But it's hard to replicate now :0 #You can kinda see it in how hard and dark the lines are in her hair - before it'd basically be a scribble nest haha #Both have their aesthetic placement I just hrmm #I miss it a bit #There's something almost uncanny about trying to go back now - sizing maybe? Proportions? I'm not sure #She was always meant to have that chibi proportion big head and simplified body so maybe it's her neck being so visible that's throwing me??#I do like the small collar tho! It's gotten a little out of control lately haha ♪ Save that for alt outfits!#The weird shape of her hairline was a bit contributor to her overall hair shape as well - lots of little details! It's neat #That crying one has gotten two redraws now haha ironically not to actually ''improve'' just to dissect what's Up lol #I am happier with this one compared to the first redraw tho :D Her feet and ankles especially they actually make shape-sense!#And I have to admit the big flowery-bubble looking tops of her shoes it's very cute and the larger bonbons - proportions! Who knew lol #Her spinning the Staff was always one of my favourites hehe ♪ Confident and cheeky little Charm #Good for her

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angeltism · 5 months

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having thoughts abt somebun I don't even interact with that I really shouldn't be having !

#christ i need sleep i see somebun close to my age who's just as/more fucked up than me and make up a whole KiL-esque storyline in my head #we could be so BAD but GOOOOD for eachother come on <3 #and then i realized Hm Fuck Maybe I Shouldn't Do That Also Aqua You Don't Fucking KNOW THAT BEING !!! UUU JUST SCROLLED THROIGJ THEIR MENTA #BREAKDOWN BLOG ????? CAN UU BE NORMAL FOR TWO SECOOOOONDS #. ugh and i cannawt fix shit to save my life much less somebun else . and like . I'm scared of beings who are violent el oh el #but come onnnn i could be such a good borderline dependant paranoid boyfie or girlfie or literally whatever they'd prefer #I AM AWARE THIS IS UNHEALTHY I AM AWARE THIS IS UNHEALTHY I WILL NAWT DO THIS I AM IN THERAPY I AM A CHANGING SOUL #I AM DOING MY BEST TO HAVE GOOD HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS #but oh god the idea of somebun abdolutely flawless treating me like I'm on their level and we're both just hopelessly obsessed w eachother #spend no time apart ever . fuuuck #it's 1:30am I'm being weird as shit i need SLEEP #also fuck it this is being a vent even tho I'm nawt upset bc it's me being fucking W E I R D . augh #➳ valentin vents #ask to tag #this happens a weird amount btw this is why i cannawt let myself look at like . yancore accounts bc my brain pulls this type of weird fucki #bullshit i swear to god . is it obvious i need therapy . I'm in therapy . I'm trying to get better I promise ok #delete later

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katya-goncharov · 8 months

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i wonder if it's weird that i still bear a grudge against my friend from primary school for unfriending me on facebook over a decade ago

#it's just very very complicated because A. she's lived round the corner from me for her entire life and her mum and my mum are still friends #B. she's still facebook friends with a lot of other kids from my high school who she was far less good friends with than me and even some #kids who weren't even in our year so it felt very deliberate at the time that she chose to unfriend ME specifically #C. we never officially fell out or stopped being friends. it just sort of ended the way childhood friendships sometimes do when you're 14 #D. it very much felt like she stopped being my friend because i wasn't popular at school and she didn't think it would be good for her #social cred #E. thinking back now i'm very sure she was a pretty toxic friend and she did and said a lot of shitty things when i was a teenager #F. i sort of still miss having her as a friend and i've never really managed to make a friend to fill that void since #G. i still remember this one time when i was like 16 when i saw she'd posted a bunch of pictures of our childhood friendship group and she #tagged every single person in it except me and it was sort of like i didn't exist to her and i never had even though i was THERE on the #photos #H. she went through a lot of really difficult stuff as a teenager and my mum always used to say i should reach out to her or message her bu #i COULDN'T do that because she'd unfriended me and i couldn't tell my mum that so it just looked like i was a selfish jerk #I. no-one even uses facebook anymore but because she set that boundary when we were 14 now i can really never follow her on instagram or #twitter even if i wanted to and i never will be able to and even though my best friend from high school does because it would be #breaking this boundary i'm not sure she'd even want to honour anymore 10 years later and it's just. such a weird situation #J. sometimes i wonder if she still thinks about me and it's weird when i'm at home because she STILL lives round the corner from me and we #were friends for the 7 years we were at primary school but i haven't seen or heard from her for years now and i don't know. it's 2am and i'#just thinking about it and i don't know why this particular friendship still gives me so many emotions i've been spending 10 years trying #to unpack and process #emma vents #anyway ignore me i'm just. thinking about it for some reason tonight

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lowkeyremi · 11 months

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Bakugo with the kids >:3 (bakugo x fem!reader)

This post was possible bc of @shima707 they commented on my bkg dad post for more so i decided to write more :D

"Daddy, Shoko's cryin' again." Mayako says shaking her father. Katsuki usually sleeps in on Sundays with you by his side but for some reason he's waking up upon the fact that the newest addition to the family is crying.

"Where's mommy at? Tell her to get Shoko." He mumbles under the covers. Mayako gets off the bed to open the blackout curtains which causes Katsuki to groan loudly.

"I looked for mommy but she's not here!!" Katsuki perks up at those words, where could you be early on a Sunday morning?

"She's not here? That's weird, she woulda told me if she was goin' somewhere." Mayako glares at her father, it's actually pretty ironic. Katsuki feels like he's staring at himself.

Your blond husband rises from bed to brush his teeth, this was not how he imagined his day would start.

"Can you get one of Shoko's clean bottles off the rack, Maya?" he asks between brushes.

"Mommy already made a bottle for her its in the fridge left with a note to warm it up." Katsuki finds it strange that you left without saying anything. The hero jogs his memory trying to remember if you said anything about going out on Sunday.

Once he's freshened up, he makes his way to the nursery with Mayako by his side like a little assistant or something.

"Your brothers 'wake yet?" He asks opening the nursery door, he is met by loud cries from his little one.

"I think Kaien is awake, not sure about Kitaro." Katsuki nods, he picks up his daughter with his washed hands. He wanted all of his kids to have K names like him but you argued it'd be too confusing. You agreed on both your sons having K names but you named Shoko and Mayako.

"Alright Shoko, that's enough crying." She's only about four months old which means aside from eating, pooping and peeing, crying is all she can really do. He cradles her and puts the bottle in her mouth. The cries stop immediately and she sucks on the bottle harshly.

"Daddy, please don't get mommy pregnant anymore. I'm tired of hearing crying everyday." She admits in a tired tone as if she's the one who cares for all the children. She does contribute to her siblings care though.

"Hah? I hafta hear crying every day, more than you did and how do you even know I'm the reason mommy has babies?" He's shocked to say the least, Mayako is only nine.

"Well for one mommy was always like 'I swear on my life all that man wants to do is get me pregnant' or 'I'm not having anymore of his kids after this one' so I asked Aunty Mina what she was talking about and she gave me as she called it 'a watered down version of how babies are made'." Mayako explained to her father. He should've known it was Mina.

He switched Shoko's postion so he could burp her, then he realized he needed her towel or he'd have spit up on his shirt.

"'N what exactly did Mina say?" He completely ignores that fact that you've complained about pregnancy, he's heard it all before. Whatever Mina told his daughter was something ridiculous he already knew it.

"She said that you slid your hotdog into mommy's bun and the mayo created a baby hotdog." Katsuki cringes hard. Out of all the things Mina could have told his daughter it had to be that.

"I hate that idiot so much." He mumbles. Shoko gives a good burp and a few coos. Katsuki adores the fact that Shoko has your eyes and your nose.

"Go tell Kaien to brush, Kitaro too if he's 'wake." Mayako gives a silent nod and stomps out of the nursery. Katsuki predicts that Kaien will come crying in a little bit, he and his sister clash often due to Mayako's firey temper and his softness.

He's determined to change Shoko's diaper and clothes before Kaien comes in crying.

Katsuki gets lucky and is able to start breakfast when Kaien comes crying in the kitchen. "Daddy, Mayako's being mean. I hate her!" He yells folding his arms.

"Woah kid, we don't say hate. Especially not about family." Katsuki says, he's in his 'Kiss the chef' apron in courtesy of you.

"You say hate all the time!" Kaien argues, and well, he's right. Katsuki doesn't want his child outsmarting him, though.

"That's cuz I'ma grown up." It's the best thing he can come up with at the moment. A father of four with his wife away can only do so much. He's got Shoko strapped to his chest while he's cooking.

Katsuki gets no respond from his son, so it's time to do some digging.

"What did your sister do, Kaien?" He was not at all prepared for Kaien's answer, he expected that she was bossing him around or something.

"S-she said that I can't use the spicy toothpaste because I'm a baby!" Spicy toothpaste? Oh, he must mean the mint toothpaste.

"What did you tell her?" He quickly scarmbles the eggs with the cooking chopsticks.

"I told her six isn't a baby and she said it is." Katsuki almost laughed, not at Kaien. It's just that cute little pout he has on his face.

"Maya-"

"Yeah?" She responds before her father can finish calling her name. He had a sneaking suspicion that she was lurking around the corner waiting to interject and say that her brother was wrong.

"Why can't Kaien use the spicy toothpaste?" The eggs are done so he plates them and checks on the rice. Shoko was drooling all over his collarbone even with her baby towel.

"Cuz he's only six, he should use the kid toothpaste." She says in her 'as-a-matter-of-fact' voice.

"Are you Kaien's ma?" Katsuki asks, he doesn't miss a beat while chopping the spring onions.

"No but-"

"Aht, no buts. You're not his ma so you can't go around telling him what to do. Unless of course, you're babysitting 'em." He sets the chopped onions aside and puts the rice and eggs into bowls. He makes sure all the servings are equal or he'll get complaints from his mini critiques.

"Mkay." She's sour right now.

"Where's Kitaro?" Katsuki garnishes the the food and sets it on the table.

"We both tried to wake him up but he kept saying he was tired." Mayako comments and sits in her normal spot.

"Ain't nothing for him to be tired for, he's eight." Mayako shrugs at her father's words and says thanks for the food. She and Kaien dig in.

Katsuki heads up the stairs, Shoko still strapped to him. His eyes scan the hallway and it's covered in toys. The blond makes a mental note for his kids to clean up later.

He walks over toys to reach Kitaro's room, the door's closed which isn't normal. You enforced the 'no closed doors' rule, unless someone's in the bathroom or changing.

He opens it half expecting Kitaro to be doing something bad. Instead the eight year old is snoring like he hasn't slept in years.

"Get up kid, time to eat. Go brush." He shakes Kitaro.

He just groans, pulls his covers over his head, and yawns.

"I'm tired." Katsuki raises a brow.

"Tired from what?" Once again, Kitaro's only eight, he can't be doing anything that energy consuming.

"Video games." He mumbles from under the covers.

"Tch, 's why you don't needta be playin' them. I don't know why that old hag got you a gaming system." Kitaro is sluggish getting out of the bed. Katsuki's watching him like a hawk. He watched him all the way until he was at the table.

He sees you sitting with Kaien in your lap eating some of his food because he's not likely to finish it.

"There's my baby girl!" You coo to Shoko. Katsuki undoes the baby carrier and takes her out of it. Those ruby red eyes scan your body for any indication of your activities this morning.

"Where have you been all mornin'?" Shoko babbles while Katsuki starts eating breakfast.

"I went to the gym, I'm trying to lose baby weight." You explain with a small smile.

"Tch, why's it matter? I'm your man 'n I like you the way you are." He never understood why you were so insecure.

"I'm not doing it for anyone besides myself." Kaien whines when you pick at his eggs.

"You aren't gonna eat them, little boy." You boop his nose and he tries to bite your finger.

"Too slow, Kai." He pouts, and it looks just like when Katsuki pouts.

"Why didn't ya tell me you were leavin'?" He huffs.

"Cuz you'd tell me I look good and convince me to stay." You're met by his silence which tells you you're right.

"Date night?" Katsuki asks with a sly smirk.

"No more babies!" Mayako protests.

"I agree- wait how do you-?!"

"Mina." Your husband and eldest daughter say at the same time.

"Oh I love her." It doesn't take a genius to know Mina probably told her some crazy watered down version of sex.

"Ki, hon, you look tired." He yawns at your words.

"He stayed up all night on that gaming system the old hag gave him." Your eyes widen.

"Katsuki! Your mom is not the 'h word' and I've been meaning to put parental controls on that thing." He rolls his eyes at your pg language when you normally have the mouth of a sailor when the kids aren't around.

"Whatever." The hero scoffs.

"Love you too, Kats!" You wink at him obnoxiously and he groans.

Thanks shima707 for giving me the motivation to write more, and I'm glad you enjoyed the first part! Love you guys and see ya next time <3

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