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Kind of need Shanks thinking that he's playing it cool and being very subtle without realizing that he's called Mihawk five different kinds of lovey dovey names in the past conversations
#mishanks#akagami no shanks#dracule mihawk#One piece#One piece live action#Opla#Mihawk has gonna past the surprised stage#And anyway his poker face is an Olympic level pokerface#So shanks doesn't pick up that he does it until he calls him 'honey' in front of the entire crew#And Benn points it out for him
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crime doods doing activities
#i had to stretch a little for tommy because mafia doesn't actually have any mini games#and rdr2 has like four#kiryu is living it up with all the fun little mini games he can do#tbh they could all play darts or poker and be familiar with the game#kazuma kiryu#tommy angelo#arthur morgan#yakuza#rgg#mafia#mafia definitive edition#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#crime doods
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there are so many accidentally gay shows made by and for straight people but red dwarf is really on a whole nother level
#red dwarf#fellas is it gay to spend your entire life with three men and no other company#to share rooms even though you live in a ship the size of a city and vocally fucking hate each others mannerisms#to make clothing with embroidered caricatures of your three space buds and wear it around them#to play strip poker with the guys just for fun#to call each other silly little nicknames at every given opportunity#to say your mpreg roommate should name his baby after you#to dream about doing elaborate song and dance routines together in sparkly little outfits#or snogging the mate you claim to hate while the woman you think is your soulmate is literally two doors away#fellas is it gay for your ultimate despair universe of misery to make you and your bestest ever pal brothers for some reason#fellas what does it say that i could just keep going if i wanted
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Also just to draw attention to the fact this is a cannon line from poker night 2 about Claptrap and GLaDOS’s relationship
This is a cannon characterisation
Do I know what it means?
No.
Do I want to?
Not really.
But now you lot can have this information too!
You can thank me later
#ClapDOS#glados#claptrap#idk why this had to be said but I’m living for it#fanfic writers go crazy#portal#aperture science#portal 2#fyp#poker night 2
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just watched the episode where naruto meets minato, and. idk if it's because i completely skipped the battle beforehand & therefore tense battle atmosphere or if i'm just older and more resentful now, but.
if i were an orphan who had no adult guardian most of my life and had to fight for respect, and then train my butt off to survive because my dad sealed a fucking wanted monster inside of me, and then said dead dad said "😀 i did it because i believe in you. you're my son after all. idk how you're going to solve the systemic problems of our world but i blindly believe in you because that's what parents ought to do". i think i would have puked and also aimed at his shoes.
#he's not even angry at naruto's behalf#naruto#rant#like. maybe it's bc what naruto needed at the moment WAS j some calming and encouraging words even if it were baseless#but the way minato's face was so calm the whole time rly got to me tho like. this is your son?#who didnt even know he was your son?#whom you watched go thru some much hardship his whole life?#also the way naruto said 'everyone puts so much expectations in me but i dont know how to live up to them!'#and minato just said 'haha i too believe in you' 😭😭😭😭#idk i guess its what naruto needed to hear. not me tho#rewatching naruto and going oh yeah maybe i really have aged out of this show#i think i need to rewatch kushina's scene too bc she reacts a lot more emotionally iirc#i get that he's a young first-time parent who doesn't have any role models bc he's an orphan but bro.......#that's some poker face i guess...?
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okay short break from being emotional over the finale. rick WWE throwing thorne fucking KILLED ME
#it was so unexpected i had to use all my restraint not to lose my shit at 4 am like damn bitch not your poker buddy 😭😭😭#towl#towl spoilers#the ones who live spoilers#pearl thorne#rick grimes
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25 for the wrapped drabble!
25: "Bremen", PigPen Theater Co.
It was part of the plan, everbody would stand
On their hind legs, hands holding high the other
Like a tower of brothers, and the one on the top
Would crow warnings and call in the morning
And call out the storm that was coming
The one on the bottom would steer 'til the road was clear
And people would learn to rejoice and to fear our coming
It is, ironically, a mild, wet temperature over Dogwarts, the sort of weather that mostly feels dreary rather than being properly cold, or snowy, or icy, or any of the sorts of things that the kinds of people who claim to bring forth winter would be expected to have over their fortress.
"Oh, come on, you've gotta be cheating!" says Skizz, throwing his cards down on the table. They're stained a strange purple. "Dippledop, tell them that he's cheating."
"I mean, I don't know, Skizz," Impulse says. "You aren't good enough at cheating to have taught me how to spot it..."
"I mean, you're the one marking cards," Martyn says idly.
"You know I can't help it!" says Skizz. "It's my ender-what's-its. My purple scales. My, my general, uh, what's a good word for it -"
"Ourple," Etho says.
"What?" Impulse says.
"He's ourple," Etho says, and then doesn't elaborate at all.
"You know, if you're going to accuse me of cheating, why not accuse him?" Martyn says. "I mean, look at him. He's wearing a mask while we're playing poker. That's basically against the rules."
"I don't have a face, man," Etho says.
"Did you mean -" Big B starts. Impulse puts a hand on his leg. Big B stops.
"I'm just saying," Martyn says, as he takes the distraction as an excuse to palm one of the cards using and replace it with a king he's been keeping in a pocket. He knows the king won't be suspicious largely because he's been keeping track of the cards Skizz has had, and the king he's about to put in his hand is the same one that Skizz had three hands earlier.
Martyn is going to win, like, so many meaningless favors from people who are all definitely going to die before Martyn can call them in, but hey. He's definitely going to die before he has a chance to worry about it, either.
(At one point, it had been about winning. He's good at cheating.)
"You know what, yeah! That is cheating! Show us your face, huh, Etho?" says Skizz, pointing dramatically. Big B snorts into his cards.
"Uh, I mean, I don't know, man," Etho says, putting his hands up and nervously backing up. "It's like - you know I don't take this off..."
"Actually, yeah," Impulse says. "I sorta wanna see you try to keep a poker face. Take it off, Etho."
"Woah, woah boys. I know we're all friends here, but I don't know if I'm ready for a strip tease," Martyn says, which makes Etho turn bright red, and also makes Big B flustered enough that Martyn can see his hand. Okay, that's not a threat. Not that Big B's a threat to anyone, really, but he's still green for a reason.
Skizz isn't a threat for a completely different reason. His heart's right there on his sleeve. He has a shit hand this round. He gave that given that well away the moment he drew it.
That leaves Etho and Impulse to figure out.
"I - oh, geez, guys," Etho says. "I -"
"Take it off!" Skizz starts chanting. "Take it off! Take it off!"
"I'm - I like you guys, but I'm not taking off my mask!" Etho says. "Impulse, Impulse, we're buddies. You should understand!"
"Yeah, but like..." Impulse says, before shrugging. "I mean, if it really upsets you, I guess... Guys, maybe we should stop."
"Naw, don't try to talk him out of it!" Skizz says.
"Haha, you know, I want to see it too," Big B says. "It's a bonding thing, right?"
"Oh, well you can't argue with the bonding thing, now can you," Martyn says.
"Guys," Impulse starts saying, and then there's the sound of a creaking door, and everyone stops at once as the courtyard changes from dreary and wet to a certain chill. If Martyn didn't know any better, he'd say it's the chill of the grave, but there hadn't ever been any for him, so. Probably not.
Instead, it's just...
"My loyal Dogwarts," says Ren, quietly. "What is all of this commotion about?"
"We're playing cards, My Lord," Martyn says immediately. "See?"
He shows his hand to Ren. Ren chuckles.
"Well, laddie. Show me how you win at cards."
Well, the answer to that's 'by cheating'. But he can't really show Ren that, now can he? He's got to keep some things in his pocket. Besides, it's not like any of the favors in the pot matter.
They're all gonna die before they matter. Some of them already are.
Martyn loses the hand to Impulse. He collects the favors with a sheepish grin. Ren barks out a laugh. "You'll get them next time, laddie."
"I'm sure I will," Martyn says.
"Mom, Ren's playing favorites," Etho whines.
"That's - that's unbecoming a knight of -"
"Yeah, Ren's playing favorites," Big B says.
"I mean, dudes, uh, I mean - my loyal Dogwarts -"
Martyn laughs so hard that he forgets to pay attention, and loses the next hand too.
#answered#ask game#prompt ficlet#this is originally on the playlist for stuffed bird reasons#but honestly. you know what. this is such a dogwarts song i think#like. no further comment. this is SUCH a dogwarts song#so lets take some dogwarts talk#third life smp#a bee fic#long live renchanting. long live dogwarts#anyway the poker game is SLIGHTLY a metaphor but. you know#also just i like writing people playing cards as a symbol for relationships
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THANK U FOR ALL THE LOVELY MESSAGES i will respond when i can but i needed to let u guys kno that my boss who drives me around in the work vehicle (WHO I HAVE A CRUSH ON) is now my plug 💀 i found out he is a big stoner HEHFJ he’s getting me weed
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can you draw a diagram of the housing situations 😂
sure, i guess? black text is confirmed, red is evidence-based speculation. the residence i'm referring to as the senior house can be seen, memorably, here and here, and next door can be seen here. sorry for the typo in jaybone's name, i don't care enough to go back and redo it.
graphic design is my passion.
#anonymouskinis#hey i just want to add that gavin's discussion of how the freshmen live at the houses during welcome week until the dorms open makes me wan#welcome week fic where freshman gavin who has always determinedly viewed seamus as his sexless best friend#stumbles upstairs from the late night poker game and walks in on moyle fucking her on an air mattress
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step 1: Riley invites Monica over to impress her with his poker skills
step 2: Riley plays footsie with Monica the entire time, distracting himself and causing him to lose miserably
??????
step 3: profit (for Monica at least)
#ts4#the sims 4#ts4 legacy#ts4 gameplay#maxis match#nightmare legacy#living a nightmare g1#living a nightmare#riley burns#riley would be the king of footsie#with his dumb ass converse#he's wearing his POKER HAT#monica burns
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i’m so bad at cash games why am i HERE 😭😭😭😭
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When I went to the pool the day there were these guys trying to decide on a song to do their synchronized swimming routine to. And they almost went with the cartman pokerface cover
#instead they went with#living on a prayer#by#Bon Jovi#my thoughts on a page#eric cartman#sp cartman#south park cartman#Cartman poker face cover
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