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rowiewritesstuff · 3 months

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Yandere Adam X Seer/Psychic Reader

I will more than likely edit this bc I'm supppper tired rn while writing this. Also oops super long

MIGHT Make a Demon or Angel version bc uhhh yes?

Thisss will obvs have a little misogyny in it. It’s Adam. Also this has SPOILERS so don’t read if you haven’t finished the show pookies QwQ

This also has some semi-offensive words so as always, if you can't handle it don't read it.

Yandere Adam X Seer/Psychic GN Reader

You were a friend of Charlie and Vaggie’s. You don’t know how exactly you got to hell as a human, but the two women were more than happy to take you in. They protected you from a lot. You’re incredibly sweet, friendly, and shy so you were an easy target for the residents of hell.

When Charlie and Vaggie decided to go to heaven to make an appeal to the court you went along. You thought maybe the Seraphim could help you out and get you home to your universe.

For your privacy, you wore a hood to hide your humanity. Everyone believed you were a demon.

When Emily was showing the three of you around Heaven you accidentally bumped into Adam. The others didn’t notice you left behind. You saw a flash of visions- Exterminators were destroying sinners left and right, and Adam was above them all, laughing. Then you saw something else- Adam’s death. He was beaten by Lucifer and then finished off by Nifty, a small resident of the Hazbin Hotel.

You fell to your knees to take a breath after seeing such a vivid vision. You didn’t notice Lute’s confused face or Adam’s confused anger. Adam couldn’t comprehend what he saw for a moment, but the pieces slowly clicked- he was dying. What was this? Was this a stupid demon trick to throw him off of his plans?

Adam grabbed you by your arm, bringing you right next to his face. “The fuck was that?”

You were frozen- what did he mean?

“I’m fucking talking to you, bitch!” Adam snarled. He threw you against the wall, and Lute was horrified at the stares they were getting. She quickly whispered something you couldn’t hear to Adam. Adam looked around and growled in irritation before looking at you. “I’m not finished with you.” Adam and Lute then flew off.

“There you are!” Charlie grabbed your arm. “Isn’t this place just great?” She paused as she saw the tears in your eyes. You hadn’t even realized you started crying. “What’s wrong?”

“N…nothing, Charlie. I’m okay.” You smiled. “Just overwhelmed by Heaven.” You weren’t sure why you had lied. You were normally so honest all the time.

Hours passed and you were in your temporary room the Angels gave you. It was down the hall from where Charlie and Vaggie were staying.

You were reading when you heard someone barge in. You whipped around to see Adam with a cool glare on his face. Lute was standing behind him. She clearly didn’t understand what was happening, but she was loyal to Adam. Whatever he did, she’d support it.

“What do you want?” Your words trembled as you spoke them. You stood from the bed quickly.

Adam stalked over to you and got so close to you that his breath hit your face. “I want to know what the fuck you did to me.”

“I…what are you talking about?”

Adam punched the wall next to your head. A hole was left in the wall. “Don’t fuck with me! I could kill your pathetic demon ass!” He was getting more angry and it showed. He hated that he couldn’t see your face under your hood.

“I told you, I don’t know!” A small sniffle came from you. Adam growled and ripped your hood down. He and Lute were shocked. A human? In Heaven?

“The fuck? What kind of bullshit are you pulling?” He pulled on your cheeks to see if it was a disguise. Eventually, after about thirty seconds of pinching and pulling on your skin he realized you WERE a human. Adam was conflicted- he hated sinners, yes, but not necessarily humans. “Why the fuck were you in hell in the first place?”

“I-I don’t know.” You fought the tears building. “I..there was a portal thing. It sucked me in and I landed in Charlie’s hotel.”

Adam frowned. He, in his long time being an Angel, had never heard of something like this happening. “Look, just tell me what you did to me.” Adam insisted.

“I…I really don’t understand what you mean.”

“When you bumped into me earlier - fuck you by the way- I saw myself. I was… dying. To a fucking demon.”

You paused. He couldn’t have seen it…could he? Maybe it was because he was an Angel… you didn’t understand. “I think… you saw my vision.”

“Your what?” Lute chimed in, irritated she didn’t understand anything.

Charlie told you to keep it a secret…but they were angels. You could trust them, right? They couldn’t be bad. So you naively explained everything- when you touch someone or something, you can (not always) get visions of important things that happened with it. While you explained Adam had to hide his shit eating grin threatening to grow on his face.

You were perfect- you could help him destroy those demon bastards permanently. Now…he just had to find a way to keep you here.

Adam pretended to be your friend. He told you about how nice it is in Heaven. It was much safer up here than in Hell. “You’d fit right in, doll- you’re super cute.” He teased you. You had no clue that he was manipulating you. You normally didn’t get compliments like that so it made your cheeks flush a deep color.

Later on during the trial Adam had one of his Exterminators keep you busy. That didn’t work forever though, and eventually you got to the court. Adam and Lute were saying cruel things about Angel Dust, Charlie, and Vaggie. You watched, unsure of what to do. Adam hadn’t noticed you when he pushed your friends back into hell. You ran to the portal to join them when Lute stopped you. Her Exterminator mask had a cruel grin on it.

“What is the meaning of this, Adam?” Sera asked. She was more curious than angry.

“This one here… is a human.” Adam ripped off your hood. A collective of shocked gasps rang out through the room. Everyone wondered how you got to heaven. “They came up from Hell with those demon bitches. We can’t just let her go back to hell- she doesn’t belong there.” Adam grinned viciously.

“What? You can’t decide that for me!” You try to get out of Lute’s hold. Emily went to defend you but Sera interjected first.

“We cannot make them stay here if they want to go, Adam.” The other Angels in the chamber muttered in various degrees of opinions.

“They’ll get fucking stabbed down there or some shit. Humans don’t belong in hell, and this human is probably so confused for the mix up it’ll go batshit if we don’t help them out. It’s the right thing to do.” Adam grinned. You could almost see the slime coming from his words.

“Look, just send me back to my friends!” You struggled frantically. You did seem confused and upset to the other Angels, so they were inclined to agree with Adam.

After Adam so graciously offered to look after you, Sera hesitantly agreed. After all, Adam was the first human- he would know what one needs.

You were locked away in Adam’s penthouse, constantly guarded by at least one Exterminator.

Adam forced you to give him information in exchange for your friend’s lives. If you disobeyed, well, he could send an Exterminator early to kill one of your little hotel friends.

“Now, be a good little human and tell me all about this Carmilla whore. Otherwise, I’m thinking that crackwhore would be a good first kill this year.”

You gave him everything he wanted to know, having no clue that the hotel and all of your friends were already long dead. You’d helped Adam evade death, and he wouldn’t waste it.

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lotus-pear · 3 months

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so there's this 5'3 mafia executive..........

#why is man 90% legs 10% hat. where tf is the rest of his body #looking at his official art is so funny hes literally such a skinny little twink #i could flick him and he'd splat against the wall like a fly #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #lotus draws #i missed drawing my pookie sm......... (<- hasnt drawn him for twelve hours)

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hyolks · 7 months

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man surprised to find that he is the most normal person in the room

#kabru #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi kabru #kabru dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #so uh :) the last chapter :)#anywasy erm kabru is literally my gf. my pookie bear. hes sooooo normal #dungeon meshi anime i am waiting for u to drop his va. please. please please ple #i took one look at a screencap i took to sketch one of these and then never looked at it again pls forgive my misdemeanors

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macdenlover · 8 months

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he’s a little confused but he’s got the right spirit

#my art #iasip #charlie kelly #this is projection x10000 i literally have this shirt #anyways he’s my pookie #i might make more stuff in this style it’ll save a lot of time and i can put them in so many Situations

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lukeslights4ber · 3 months

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he's so adorable i wanna bawl my eyes out

but he's also so hot? the duality of men

#he's literally my boyfriend #why is he so babygirl #luke my pookie #star wars #luke skywalker x reader #luke skywalker #mark hamill #star wars original trilogy #star wars a new hope #star wars empire strikes back #star wars return of the jedi #a new hope #empire strikes back #return of the jedi

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decalcominia · 1 month

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Lan Wangji of the Northern Water tribe and Wei Wuxian of Ember Island✨

this is what happens when you rewatch both shows simultaneously.

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mildcrow · 3 months

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my golden boy

#once i learn how to paint its literally over for you all #foolish #its been a hot second since i drew foosh hehe #qsmp foolish #qsmp #foolish fanart #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #art #sketch #doodle #illustration #qsmp leonarda #hes my pookie :]#fungusart

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hydraflow · 2 months

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insomniac ren on my mind 24/7, i need this man in a way that is detrimental to my human rights. also AHUAHXYDUSUHSUSISJS ren with eyebags is THE hottest version of ren PROVE ME WRONG (you absolutely can’t, give up pookie 😔)

#pookie bear ren has destroyed my artblock omg ty sai for creating this new hyperfixation of mine #literally a cutie patootie #i love all versions of him #love it when ppl display more of his creepy ahh actions like sure #hes bbg but hes also a weird stalker too???? love that for him AHSIKS /silly #14dwy #14 days with you #14dwy ren #ren 14 days with you

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ptllsdelmon · 27 days

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all creds to the creator, this is the best edit i’ve ever seen. proof that alexia putellas is both a role model for socially awkward girls and also pookie 😇🫂🙇‍♀️🩷

#alexia putellas #this made my day and i hope it made yours! :)#favourite edit of all time #your honour she’s literally pookie 🥹🩷#oh captain my captain #best (and cutest) in the business #fc barcelona #barca #fc barcelona femeni #barca femeni #fcb femeni #anybody who dislikes her is a loser (jk everyone is entitled to their own opinion)#(their opinion would just be stupid. which is my opinion.)#alexia putellas x reader

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beanghostprincess · 6 months

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HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

he's not lost (he probably is, tho) but now you have seen him 💚

#my pookie boo #my silly swordsman #i am so soft for him today #fucking idiot i'm gonna kiss him #i hate scorpios so much (i literally love them i'm a taurus)#he's amazing #roronoa zoro #one piece

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shellxrls · 3 months

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matching halloween costumes with jayj where he dresses as a priest and you go in the holy trinity bikini so he has easy access to finger fuck you after he inevitably gets hard seeing you prance around in 3 small scraps of flimsy material all night.

"fuck — oh my god."

"'m not god baby, just his humble servant," while his face is literally squished up against your pussy and he's tonguing at your folds with one finger circling your ass.

#pleaseee tell me u get the quip its bcuz he's dressed as a priest ykyk #first time writing for jj i'm literally 🫦🫦🫦#my pookie bearrr #;concepts #jj maybank #jj maybank smut #jj maybank x reader #jj maybank outer banks #jj x reader #jj maybank x reader smut #jj maybank prompt #jj maybank imagine #jj maybank concept

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yomeiu · 1 year

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