I love listening to korn while I play solitaire this is exactly how you were supposed to listen to korn

ranking kp characters by how much they deserve to be the one to shoot korn in the head 🤍

honorable mentions: chay and macau, who might not quite have the skills to pull it off, but who would CERTAINLY rise to the occasion if sufficiently prompted

7. kinn

now, if this were a list of who needed korn to be dead the most, kinn would be much higher up on this list. poor kid. so completely gaslit. but he probably deserves to NOT be the one shooting korn, on account of the very fun i-killed-my-dad trauma he'd have to pile on top of the my-dad-is-dead trauma. so someone else should just take one for the team here 😂

6. pete

i don't think pete would derive any sort of great joy from killing korn. but he would also be totally ready to do it if, say, vegas indicated in literally any way that he wanted that. or if vegas was in danger. the reason pete deserves to do is simply that vegas would find it SO hot and would eat his ass SO GOOD for it. and pete always deserves to get his brains fucked out silly 🥺

5. kim

because it would be hot 🔥 and he'd make it look sick

ok but actually it's because kim probably has the most rage stored up regarding how fucking unfair it is for him and his big brothers to be trapped in this terrible puppet play for the rest of their lives. and he deserves to free himself and his big bros! let out all that rage! it's healthy!!! and it would be very hot

4. khun

this one's hard. how much khun deserves it is directly related to his backstory, and how he got kidnapped, and whether korn intended to push him out of the heir position. and we're just never gonna know any of that 😢 so really, khun could be anywhere on this list. but i do think that korn pulled some amount of shit here, and khun should get to repay him in full.

also, i think khun is the only one on this list who would do it slow. and i think korn should have to die slowly, pitifully, knowing that his own son is lowering him into his grave and being able to do nothing about it.

3. porsche

where do i even begin? dead dad. imprisoned mom. terrible fake uncle that skimmed all their money and put them in debt. soooooo much lying and manipulating and gaslighting holy shit like so much. porsche is owed MANY pounds of flesh.

and i think it would feel like justice served — not just for himself, but for his family. and for korn's underestimation of him. apples and dull knives, indeed.

the only reason why it might be hard for him would be because kinn would get really hecked up over it. which brings me to...

2. vegas

you could make a good argument for switching porsche and vegas on this list. but i think vegas deserves it just a tiny bit more, and that's because korn has spent vegas's entire life cutting him down into a shell of himself.

sometimes i think about how happy and at peace vegas might have been if korn hadn't been so insistent on inciting competition within the family, and then i want to cry. and then i wish vegas had pulled that trigger when he had korn in his sights.

i bet vegas wishes he had, too. he wants it. and god knows someone should start letting vegas have what he wants.

1. namphueng

you knew this was coming. we all knew.

listen i'm just saying that namphueng could desecrate korn's corpse in the most horrifying ways and i'd just be like 😌👍 girl you looked so good clawing out his jugular and sawing his limbs off do it again ❤️

(thank you @kissporsche for the idea 🥰)

Only do this if it’s no trouble to you please!! :)

Can I get a romantic COD matchup?

So my description is:

I’m 5’8-5’9-ish, I’m pretty strong, but it doesn’t show, I’m normal weight (literally I’m in the middle of how much I’m supposed to weigh), I dye my hair a lot, but right now it’s a navy blue, almost black. Despite the fact that I dye my hair so much, because of the hair dye I use and my amazing genes, I have really thick hair and it’s soft. My hair is semi curly, I’m pale, I have blueish grey eyes, and I have scars on my hands from playing guitar.

I work at Hot Topic right now so I mostly wear band shirts and Hot Topic pants. My favorite bands are Korn, Slipknot, and System of a Down. I have ADHD and anxiety (mostly internal). I can stay alone for very long periods of time, but I like having a background sound. It can be very quiet in a room and I’ll think of some random meme or something funny and I’ll start laughing, or I’ll stare off into space and zone out and when someone asks what I’m thinking about my dumbass goes “no one plans murder out loud”… so in my free time I research historical murders and tragic history facts! I also have a deep love for horror movies and I have an Irish accent.

Anyway, hope this finds you well and you don’t have to do it if you don’t want to. :)

🤔 hmm... I match you with...

Simon "Ghost" Riley

I think Ghost would be the best match

You both are alike in some ways

But you two are actually opposites that compliment each other

From time to time you'd see Ghost walk by when you were working

It was hard to not remember him because... who else wore a skull balaclava out in public?

He became acquainted with you as he rescued you when you were picked to be a random hostage by someone working for a terrorist group

You knew who he was and was surprised that he was a member of the SAS

That was when you learned his name: Ghost

🖤💀🖤💀🖤💀🖤💀

Thinks you have a great taste in music

He'd hear what would be playing loudly from your earphones

But at the same time would probably tell you to turn the volume down

"You're gonna burst your eardrums"

I think you two would have fun with the witty banter

Very much like with him and Soap

Except when you try to be flirty with him, and it's like he malfunctions

If he catches you zoning out, and notices something off about you, he will ask if you're alright

He will sit and watch a horror movie with you, just because you begged him

He likes holding you against him

Likes playing with your hair

It calms him

Actually, being around you brings a sense of peace to him

When you play your guitar he'll listen to you

He can tell when your passionate about it

He'd feel the music just sink into his soul, pull him into a world of serene bliss

He wants that, with you, even if its just for a moment

When he's sure about his feelings for you, he'll tell you that he really cares for you

And that he wants to protect you and keep you safe

...And wants you to be his

If you'd like a love letter from Ghost, check out my Valentine event💗

I'm bored :(

I'm pretty bored rn so I'm gonna list some of my favourite albums of all time, as well as my favourite tracks because I have nothing better to do :)

Some honourable mentions as well: Meteora - Linkin Park, Hellbilly Deluxe - Rob Zombie, Iowa - Slipknot, BABYMETAL, Stay Hungry - Twisted Sister, Black Sabbath

Also, I do like a lot of music so there are a lot more, but these are some I always like to visit

OK Computer - Radiohead Literally how could you not put this one. It's one of the best albums ever released. A literal journey. Favourite tracks: Paranoid Android, Karma Police, Airbag

Toxicity - System Of A Down Probably the best metal album there is, or nu metal at least. System have no bad songs and I'm convinced. Chop Suey is their most popular song for a reason. The last 30 seconds >>>> Favourite tracks: Shimmy, X, Chop Suey!, ATWA

System Of A Down More SOAD lol, this time their self titled debut album. Too underrated, people don't talk about it enough :( one of their best songs is in that album (Spiders) Favourite tracks: Spiders, Know, Sugar, Darts

Hybrid Theory - Linkin Park I just got my CD of this album today!! Again, one of the best nu metal albums. Probably the best Linkin Park album too (love their other stuff though, Minutes to Midnight >>>) Favourite tracks: Papercuts, Crawling, In The End

Nevermind - Nirvana Iconic. And amazing. And Nirvana. This album omfg I love it Favourite tracks: Come As You Are, Smells Like Teen Spirit (cry about it idc), Lithium

Hurry Up, We're Dreaming - M83 This is like the only non rock/metal album here because it's THAT good. You wouldn't believe that it came out in 2011. This album makes me feel things I can't describe, I recommend that everyone listens to it at least once in their lives. Favourite tracks: Intro, Outro, Midnight City, Wait, Reunion

Follow The Leader - Korn This is currently the only Korn album I have on CD (I just ordered the self titled one today though) and I love it. The song with Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit?? Cool af Favourite tracks: All In the Family, Got the Life

Ride The Lightning - Metallica This IS the best Metallica album and idgaf about what anyone says. This is too amazing, I bought it for my dad recently because he loves Fade To Black. Do I blame him? No. Favourite tracks: Ride The Lightning, Fade To Black, The Call Of Ktulu

Paranoid - Black Sabbath I would be crazy to not include Black Sabbath. Favourite tracks: Iron Man, War Pigs

Spit - Kittie I LOVE KITTIE SO MUCH AAGGHH. I ordered their album Oracle today, wanted to get Spit too but it's so expensive and for what??? I'm too broke for that :( Favourite tracks: Brackish, Charlotte, Paperdoll, Suck

Slivers.exe - MEJIBRAY One of the most iconic Visual Kei albums I must say. This album alone got me into vkei. Japanese metal wouldn't be the same without MEJIBRAY. Favourite tracks: Kore wo Izon to Yobu nara, CRAZED BRAIN

LOVE IS A MELODY - D&D I giggled typing this because it's so different to everything else here. D&D was a Japanese Eurobeat girl group from the 90s and their music SLAPS. All of it is on Spotify so hooray, also check out their sub-unit Aya&Chika from D&D. Kiss in the Sun is too good Favourite tracks: SUNSHINE HERO, SHAPE UP LOVE, BRAND NEW LOVE

SUPER EURO PARTY - HINOI Team Again, this is another Japanese Eurobeat girl group, but from the mid 2000s instead. They had a couple of original songs but also did covers of classic Eurobeat tunes. Nice album Favourite tracks: NIGHT OF FIRE, IKE IKE, SUPER EURO FLASH, AISHITERU

Voulez-Vous - ABBA Pretty people love ABBA Favourite tracks: Voulez-Vouz, Gimme Gimme Gimme!, Chiquitita, I Have A Dream

Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd Solely because of Shine On You Crazy Diamond Favourite tracks: Shine On You Crazy Diamond, Wish You Were Here

The Dark Side Of The Moon - Pink Floyd How could you not love this album? All Pink Floyd albums are insanely good, though Favourite tracks: The Great Gig In The Sky, Breathe (In The Air), Brain Damage

I feel like I've put enough here LMAO, also I would've put like pictures of the album covers but I honestly can't be bothered so I'm gonna leave it here but if you actually read this then thanks!! Hopefully you like these albums too :)

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survey by xflirtykaosx

Alphabetti Spaghetti (2/3)

F o r e v e r - y o u r s - F

Do you fancy any celebrities? If so, who? KIM TAEHYUUUUUUNGGGGGGGGG

Do you watch any FBI shows? Which ones? No.

Have you ever been to a festival? Which one? I don’t think so.

Do you have a fireplace in your house? Hell no. Just the idea of having a fireplace considering where I live and the general climate we have all year makes me nauseous haha.

Do you have a hot flask? I’m not so sure what you mean but if you’re referring to tumblers like Hydro Flask that keep drinks hot/cold for a really long time then yeah, I have one.

What decade were you four in? 2000s.

Do you like the TV show Friends? I love it. I haven’t watched an episode in a while, but it’s always a go-to for me whenever I feel really really really down.

Do you like the feeling of cat fur? Sure, it’s pleasant. Same with dog fur.

Go girl, go; G

Do you have a back garden? Not really a garden but we do have a sort of backyard; basically some space behind the house. 

Do you have a gentle touch? Idk...depends on what I’m holding or touching, I guess? Like I would obviously hold an infant as gently and gingerly as possible, but I wouldn’t pay as much attention if I’m holding something ordinary like my phone.

Do you like girly programmes like Gossip Girl? LOL at girly. Who says Gossip Girl and literally any other show out there has to be for a certain audience?

Do you ever use gloves? Only when I order from Frankie’s since they provide gloves with their meals.

Do you prefer gold or silver? Silver.

Are you a greedy person? What makes you greedy? A little bit, when it comes to food hahaha. I don’t like sharing and I get angry if someone eats a portion I already called dibs on.

Have you ever seen a gypsy? No.

Hold on honey, I'm here. - H

Do you have any bad habits? What? I pick at my nails - either set - when I get tense. I also tend to get a liiiiitle bit reckless with my money, if I do choose to spend. I’m pretty self-disciplined for the most part, but I let that go as soon as I give myself the green light lol. Exhibit A would be me spending a total of nearly P7,000 just this week alone on BTS merch...

Do you know anyone called Helen? I don’t think so. My dad has a cousin named Helena, though.

Have you ever watched a documentary about Hitler? Not directly related to him, but I remember watching Night Will Fall in high school.

Do you put hm in a lot of your survey answers? Not a lot. Occasionally, though.

When was the last time you went to hospital? What was it for? May last year. Blood and urine tests.

Do you like HP (Harry Potter)? Who's your favourite character? I didn’t grow up with it, but it’s not as if I’m a passionate anti. It’s just not my cup of tea, even after trying to read the books.

Do you spell it honey or hunny? I never spell it as hunny unless I’m saying it sarcastically or playfully with friends.

Are you afraid of this Swine Flu Hype? That’s gone now, right? We’re dealing with something else entirely.

In the end we all die broken. - I

Have you ever been to Ibiza? Nopes.

Do you take ice in your soda/fizzy drinks? I don’t really have a preference as I don’t regularly consume fizzy drinks anyway, as long as it’s not lukewarm.

Who do you think is a complete idiot? Anyone supporting the government at this point is a good runner-up.

Do you often wonder what if? Sometimes. But I also find it a waste of time, so I don’t dwell on them.

Have you ever seen an Igloo? I haven’t.

Do you get ill often? No, almost never.

Do you ever imagine you were not human? What did you imagine you were? No, this has never come to mind.

Do you like sexual innuendos? If it’s not too trashy, sure.

What is your IQ? Idk, I’ve never had it checked.

Do people often call you irrational? I’ve never been called this before, at least not to my face.

Do you think the name Isis is pretty? ...Welp, not anymore.

Do you get itchy eyeballs? That never happens. Is that even possible?

Do you know what ix stands for in roman numerals? 9.

Just breathe baby, breathe. - J

Have you ever been in jail? I have a very vague memory of visiting a prison with my parents before, but I no longer remember why I was there.

Do you like JD (Jack Daniels)? Nahhhhhh. Had a tiny sip of it once, found it absolutely nasty.

Do you get jealous easily? Not anymore.

Do you tell a lot of jokes? Yeah. I like making people laugh, so I drop jokes whenever I can whether I’m in a formal or informal setting.

Do you finish school/college in June? When I was in college, my school year ended every May. Before that, the academic calendar ended every March.  

Kiss me, kill me, thrill me. - K

Do you know a girl called Karla? Yeah, one of the managers at work is a Karla but I don’t work with her. I also went to grade/high school with a girl named Karla; she was my friend for a while as well, but we grew apart over the years.

Did you watch Kenan and Kel? Nope.

Do you prefer kisses or hugs? Depends on the person, I guess. But in the context of being in a relationship, I do love being kissed.

Do you like Korn? I don’t listen to them.

Do you like watching films with Kung Fu in them? Not in particular.

Lessons learnt the hard way are the best I've ever had. - L

Do you like Lady Gaga? She’s okay. I’m not super crazy about her but I tend to like all the stuff she puts out.

When was the last time you had lemonade? Wow, it’s definitely been a while. Maybe a year or so ago? I don’t get to have it a lot; usually only when it’s offered at hotels or resorts when I go on vacation.

Do you ever lie to save your own skin? Sometimes, but I never let the lie be too big just in case it bites me back in the ass one day.

Do you think llamas are cute? Sure.

Do you use Lol a lot? Yes.

Do you think you are lucky or unlucky? Neither.

Melody in my heartstrings. - M

Do you like Mac and Cheese? Loooooove mac and cheese, especially truffle mac and cheese.

Do you ever eat at McDonald’s? What's your usual? Not very often tbh, but I do like McDonald’s. I don’t eat it frequently enough to have a usual order; I get whatever I feel like having at a given moment. And since we’re here, I’m gonna be plugging the BTS Meal, in stores 5/26! HAHAHA

Do you like Medieval games like 7elda? You mean The Legend of Zelda? I do love that franchise, but I don’t like the medieval genre as a whole; I just happened to grow up with the Zelda series and Nintendo as a whole, so I’ve taken a liking to it. 

What's on your mind right now? That it’s Monday again tomorrow. I feel like I’m starting to get burnout :/ I’ve definitely noticed I haven’t been being 100% at work lately...but it could also be because the weather is crappy hot again, which makes it a lot harder to work and keep focused.

Is money in your opinion, the root of all evil? It’s part of it.

Do you like Mr and Mrs the show? I’m not familiar with it.

Do you read murder mystery books? Which ones? No.

Do you find Mystical stuff fascinating? Not really.

Nobody loves me, what a change. - N

Do you know the name of your local shopkeeper? We don’t have those here.

Have you ever been called nerdy? I’m sure I’ve been.

Are you you truly a nice person? I hope that’s what people see and think.

Do you overuse nouns in your sentences? I like using adjectives, for one; but I don’t exactly know how you can overuse nouns hahaha.

Do you know anyone personally who is a nurse? Yes, I have several relatives who are in nursing.

Only you - it always has been. - O

Do you obey authority or deliberately disobey it? Obey for the most part.

Is there anything in your room that is an Octagon? What is it? I don’t think so.

What odor can you smell in the room you're in now? The neutral scent my aircon is blowing out.

Do you get offended easily? I think sensitive would be a more fitting word.

Have you ever been to Ohio? No.

Do you ever say Oi? Sure, but not frequently.

Do you spell it OK or okay? I use both; I don’t have a preference. What I avoid is ‘K,’ though.

Are you older than the number day you were born on? Yes.

Have you ever watched the film the Omen? I haven’t.

Name one thing you always have taken for granted? The basic things, I guess, like breathing.

Have you ever had an operation? On what? Never.

Do you like things in a set order or doesn't it matter? As much as possible I do want things to be organized, yeah. I get restless if I see a very messy spreadsheet or Powerpoint, for instance.

Do you have a habit of overreacting? I was a lot more...theatrical in my reactions before haha. Not so much these days; I’ve toned down a lot.

Do you think Owls are nice? Sure.

Do you know what an Oxymoron is? Yup.

Have you ever tried Oyster? Yessssssss I love them and now you’re making me crave them :(

Eyyy! It happened! 

Follower Count to match the year! Except you guys are all way better than this year has been haha

Since I don’t feel like absolute death at the moment, unlike when I did hit 2k followers, I want to take a moment to just say thanks.

AAaaaaaaaaaaalso gonna take a moment to mention I have a sideblog that is BL stuff only. You can follow it at @bltheseries​ ~ but I’m still gonna be posting BL stuff here, and it’s not all the exact same posts on both.

There’s a lot of people here on tumblr that have moved in and out of my life over the years. I’ve bopped through a lot of different fandoms over the years, too. The fact that so many of you follow me despite the madness that is this blog... truly amazing. The people who followed me for one fandom and have dealt with all the rest? You guys are aces. I love you so much.

There are so many people I want to shout out directly, but I’m so afraid of forgetting someone, cause while I feel better, I’m not at my best. So if your name isn’t on here, please be sure I’m going to have a cringe attack in the middle of the night when I remember. If we are mutuals, you belong on this list.

This is gonna be gushy and sappy and long, so I’m putting it behind a cut. 

First, though, those of you who have survived most of my fandom switches... @happyfunballxd, @fynnkaterin, @kickassfu, @iboughtaplant, you four especially. I genuinely love each of you. You guys know that already, but you came into my life through tumblr and I hope you never leave it. I love you guys. You’ve been there for me through thick and thin. Especially you two, Em and Karu. You’ve become sisters to me and I’m never letting you go.

Some newer friends that I have made recently, you’ve made my experience in the BL fandom so amazing in each of your own ways. 

@hot-yeahyouwant I literally asked in the tags for TT gifs and you made them and we’ve been friends ever since. I love you so much, babe, it feels like we’ve been friends so much longer than we have and I’m just so glad we are friends. You support me every step of the way and introduce me to new things and gosh, I feel like I could just say anything to you. 💜 I love you buckets!

@inkorns My shower buddy! I wish we could be shower buddies irl. ^_~ ^_~ No, but really, I love talking to you and discussing stuff with you. I love our mutual love for In and Korn and the fact that any time I get frustrated by something I can talk to you about it. I love you cute voice and the way you eat watermelon and just, like, everything. You’re precious and perfect. 

@sarawatism I love yoooou~ Your beautiful voice and your amazing mind. I love how you always look at things so in depth and from so many different perspectives. The way you listen to everyone else’s opinions and take them all into account, then share your own thoughts, giving such great perspective on things. It’s amazing~ You’re such a lovely person and I’m glad we are friends~ You little shit. :P 

@citranella I don’t think I’d even be into BL fandom if it weren’t for you. Thank you for introducing me to this whole world, guiding me through it at the start, giving me shows to watch and then talking to me about all the things since then. I love hearing what you think of a show and what’s going on. You’re kind of like a tether, in a way. Thank you~ I love you. :)

@typetharns Chaz. The day you walked into my live stream, my life was forever changed. Not to be dramatic, or anything, but you’re honestly such a kind and caring soul. You’re also very strong and brave. You always know what to say to make me feel better whenever I’m down or upset about something and it’s magical. Thank you so much for everything, I love you~

Oh god this is long. I still have more people to thank but I’m gonna make them shorter >_<

@occasionally-writing It’s been so much fun to talk with you and watch you grow as a writer! Thank you for always being a fan of mine, too! I’m really proud of you!

@tenaciousexpertpartypickle Babe. You are SO much stronger than you realize. You’re amazing and fantastic and you’re going to go on to do some great things in your life. I believe in you~ I appreciate you always being a fan of my writing and cheering me on and encouraging me!

@thefriendyouhate I loooove spit balling ideas with you! Thank you so much~ It’s fun, every time I’m stuck on something, to be able to talk to you about it. 

@moonlightfilly EVIE. SANE. GOOD TASTE. I’m still gonna shout that as a reminder to myself lmao. I’m glad we started talking cause omg it’s so nice and wow we have so much in common. You’re amazing.

@thaitheseries​ I love your blog and everything you post~ And ahh, now we are kinda url buddies. :) Thank you for all of your excellent content!

And now a special shout-out to people who I see in my activity all the time. These are people that have ended up  on my “biggest fan” list on tumblr multiple times. I know we don’t talk but you’re welcome to slide into my DMs or ask box any time!

@shortmandown, @whatisadecentusername, @vanillatumbleweedscoffee , @nerdydestinydinosaur, @flower-of-the-desert​, @littlebetafefe​, and some other people who I’ve already mentioned above. 

I know there are so many other people, too~~ But this list is already so long. Basically, just thank you to everyone who is and has been my friend on here. You guys are lovely. MWAH!!! 💜😘💜😘💜😘💜

DID THIS HOE JUST SAY IT'S "JUST SEX"?!?!? I would've walked out right then and there. He would've lost all respect I EVER had for him. That right there is a deal breaker. When you've cheated you NEVER say it's "just sex", "just a kiss", "just a picture sent" or "just a few conversations" idiot you cheated either way you like it or not. You... YOU! cheated and saying something is "just this or that" doesn't make it any less hurtful or ANY bit ok because if the tables were turned he would have NEVER been ok with him going out and having sex with someone that wasn't him. God this season is a killer 😑

And I seen some people saying that Knock made Korn like that because he kept pressuring him to tell his parents that he was gay but listen. If I was in that situation the thought "cheat on him/her" would've NEVER crossed my mind. Not even for a second because I would never do to others what I wouldn't want done to me. I've been hurt in my life on multiple occasions such as others cheating on me, leaving me and never replying to my messages so I wouldn't have a way of contacting them or shaming me because I didn't want to have sex with or send nudes to them which would eventually lead to them leaving me. So I would never even think about cheating on my significant other no matter how stressed they make me feel.

Listen people if you feel like your relationship has gotten to the point where you can't handle it, to where you are no longer happy, and the thought pop's up in your head more than once to cheat on them then you need to leave them because it's better to leave someone while you're scared of hurting them than leaving them after you've already done damage

I am a bi 17 year old girl and if I was with a girl and it got to the point of us literally being engaged to each other which means you've half way commited to this person then I would come out 100% because at that point it is time for you to come out to everyone that you have been afraid of coming out to. When you ask someone to marry you like Korn did or said yes to marriage like Knock did then that means that you have talked to yourself and you want to be with that person forever. And at the end of the day you can't stay in the closet forever unless you want to date the sex that every one says you have to date which is depressing and that kills people. It isn't fair to your significant other nor is it fair to yourself.

Love yourself enough to be real with yourself and not hide before you decide to love someone else because they're gonna need you to give your all just as much as you need them to give their all

But anyways sorry that this got so real and dramatic that part just really irked me as you can see

Guess whos evil anD HATES ME, ITS KATIE! @not-reddie ❤❤❤

Eddie: *He sings in the shower every morning when he gets up. And its not your cute dainty singing, oh no. Its a full out concert in the bathroom, he sings along to ‘eye of the tiger’, 'we are the champions’, 'boys are back in town’ all the best jams.

*Eddie knows how to cook. Since his dad died his mom kinda stepped back as a parent and left him to learn how to do basic grown up duties. Hes really good at making spaghetti much to Richies humor.

*He is a really bad rage gamer. The losers have monopoly night which use to be dark souls night till Eddie shattered a ps2 controller.

*Actually a thicc and juicey boy. This kid is eating well and it shows.

*Eddie is a metal head. He likes NIN, Korn, Marylin Manson, Tool, but worst of all ICP. No one knows he likes ICP but 'piggy pie’ and 'boogey woogey’ are his jam.

*Eddie is also fairly good at doing voices along side Richie. They like to talk to each other in Mickey Mouse and Goofy voices all the time.

*He cannot own a fish or plant because IT WILL DIE.

*After Eddie moves his medical transcripts are taken literally and he ends up an addict for a year.

*Hes got a terrible terrible laugh. Is not cute or anything itll start off normal but then hes just wheezing and snorting till he basically passes out and clams down.

*Hes good with cars, hes the one who rebuilt Bills firebird.

Richie: *He has the Austin Powers theme set for his alarm, he dances to the coffee pot every morning in nothing but boxer breifs, crocs, and a blue robe to his while the song plays.

*Hes an ass man?? Guy, girl, his age, or 50 years old Richie Toizer digs the booty.

*Richie and Bill had their own band, '2+2.’ They both were lead guitar and vocals and only ever played Tenacious d.

*Richie has a real hard time telling people to 'fuck off’ or to 'go fuck themselves’ because hes afraid theyll actually leave him.

*Because of his sensory overload (a side effect of adhd) booming noises piss him off, stomping on the floor or when someone knocks too loud on the door it instantly throws him into a bad mood.

*Richie does a really good Selvester Stalon impessionation, its probably his best and most obnoxious voice.

*Hes a cat person for the simple fact that no one else really likes cats and they’re super chill and goofy.

*Both points above being said, he makes up voices for his pets and when hes lonely he makes them “talk” to him.

*The Chinese take out place a block over from his apartment know him by name because he once ordered every item off their menu and ate it all with chop sticks including his mochi balls.

*If you cant find Richie hes on the roof.

Ben: *This. Boy. Is. Good. At. Makeup. And. Hair Fight. Me. Ben heard Bev complaining one day about how hard it was to get ready in the morning so natrually he studied beauty blogs night and day for a month to help her.

*Hes your go to man with an problems you have, hes damn good and listening and giving back good feedback on the issue.

*Hes the one who loads the coffee pot because hes the only one who knows how.

*Ben joined the Marines after marrying Bev to carry on his familys tradition of serving the country.

*Because Beverly hangs around him so much, and speaks so highly of him, Bens first male crush was Richie.

*Hes a mamas boy through and through, it might not show as bad as Eddie does but he would kill for his mommy.

*Hes been a licensed contractor, and a very sucssesful one at that, since he was 17.

*Bens favorite day is Tuesday because then he gets to wear his 'taco Tuesday’ shirt.

*He wears really nice cologne and uses really nice minty shampoo and conditioner. Ben never smells bad ever.

*He knows all the names of the carebears.

Stan: *Whos severely lactose intolerant but loves cheese to the end of the earth? Stanly.

*Stans a really good drawer and writer but doesnt flaunt his work. What poems and art he has done are all hidden in a little notebook he carries everywhere with him.

*When he gets angry or excited he spout off in Hebrew, he hates it but everyone loves it.

*Hes clinically depressed as well as Mike so they have their own little get togethers in his room to talk and just be soft and warm together.

*“Joy to the world” by: CCR is the one song Stan cant not sing and dance along to.

*Speaking of dancing, Stans a damn good dancer?? He doesnt like to dance in front of others but sometimes he really can’t help himself.

* Hes got a tramp stamp that only Bill and Eddie know about.

*Stan is a really terrible drunk, like hes a mess and a hot one at that. His 21st birthday was a nightmare, thats where the tramp stamp came from.

*Stan fucks with everyone more than anyone else does but hes so suave about it everyone else points fingers at everyone but Stan.

*He doesnt know it but the brownies in the back of the freezer are Richies editable… He has one every Friday.

Bill:

*Still has bath toys and he uses, cleans, and plays with them regularly.

*He really likes otters and has big dreams to go to an aquarium sometime.

*He hates Monday’s with a burning passion, he hates Monday more than Garfield. So on Monday he makes everyone pancakes for breakfast to make it better.

* Bill is a babysitter for Georgie and a writer on the side. Being an uncle is a full time job with benefits.

*Real life superwholock nerd fan: Billiam Denbrought.

*He was a swimmer in high school and he cant grow hair on his legs anymore because of it.

*He pure edits all the losers homework and essays.

*He makes it a point to take his dogs and Eddie down to the park to play catch/fetch every weekend.

*His worst fear outside of losing his brother is Spiders or creepy crawlies in general.

*HE DONT EAT HE DAMN VEGETABLES. HE IS THE PICKIEST EATER AND IT MAKES EVERYONE SO MAD.

Mike: *Super flirtatious, like he doesnt even know hes flirting hes just really good at it.

*He collects stuffed animals. At first he was just having a hard time getting rid of his baby toys but now its a problem.

*He loves the color yellow?? Its his color, is room is painted yellow, his car is yellow, his favorite sweater is yellow. Mike really likes yellow.

*Spicey food makes him cry. Not because it makes him sad but because its fucking spicey.

*Chivalry and manners are alive and well in this one. Hes a complete gentlemen to men and women alike but even moreso to children.

*Mike is ticklish, way super ticklish, you even wiggle a finger at him at hes like: “FKDKF FHHEHEHEHEHE STOOOOOOOP.”

*Hell never say it but alot of his songs are about Bill. And not just cause they in love but because Mike genuinly loves and looks up to Bill as a person.

*He can play the guitar, bango, harmonica, piano, cello, the triangle and he can sing.

*Mike kisses all his friends platonically on the lips and no one has ever questioned it.

*Hes really good at riddles and rhymes.

Beverly: *She totes around a huge bag full of crap 24/7, its like Eddies fanny pack but 1000× larger and its full of crap theyll never need.

*Bev will not drink milk, i dont know why she just doesnt.

*She makes all hers and Richies clothes and fixes all the torn, ripped, and button missing clothes in the house.

*Beverly is a tree climbing champion.

*Beverly believes in faries because she is one and shes not ashamed of the fact.

*She talks in her sleep loudly too. All the guys will stay uo during their sleep overs just to hear what stupid shit shes gonna say while klonked out.

*She volunteers at the animal shelter, soup kitchen, and cleans uo trash off the side of the road for fun.

*When shes sad she listens to he Srgt. Peppers Loney Hearts Club Band record on repeat till she feels better.

*Shes always wanted to play Rizzo in Grease.

*She helps Mike run their greenhouse which she and Ben built together.

No Strings Attached- *NSYNC

so i’ve been thinking about this for LITERAL ACTUAL HOURS now omg. i was sixteen when this album came out. this was when mtv still like…existed. and everyone just watched it, and there would be a britney spears song and then a korn song and then len’s “steal my sunshine” and it was all just fuckin’ chaos all the time. so even if you didn’t like nsync, you…didn’t have a choice, you were going to watch the making of the video for “it’s gonna be me” for the seventh time that month along with everyone else, just deal with it, “road rules” will be on in a minute.

“bye bye bye” is iconic on every level, THANKS. it’s weird to think about now, but like…all boyband music of that time was love songs. ALL OF IT. seriously like even most of nsync’s christmas album is really just love songs about loving someone at christmas. backstreet boys had one (1) song in the same sort of vein, almost a year earlier, with “don’t want you back,” but it was never a single, and it’s also nowhere near as good as “bye bye bye” like don’t even play that shit with me bsb fans, some of them still wanna act like bsb invented the concept of the boyband kiss off song and nsync ~stole it~ 🙄🙄 but boyband music was supposed to be aspirational. every single song was supposed to be five dudes singing to you about how they loved you or missed you or couldn’t live without you or whatever. and this song is just so contrary to that!!!! it’s literally “i don’t care if you hate me, goodbye forever u lying bitch.” it’s not aspirational at all, but it’s catchy as FUQ. and it was the first huge single of nsync’s career that WASN’T written by max martin. now, don’t get me wrong, max martin is a living legend and a god in my personal pantheon of pop songwriters. but for me, this album overall and this single in particular really demonstrated that max martin was going to craft one sound with bsb, and nsync was going to craft their own sound with jc and justin. I COULD LITERALLY TALK ABOUT THIS ALL DAY GUYS, HOW MUCH TIME DO U HAVE. (omg i know that andreas carlsson and kristian lundin worked with max martin all the time, i know that some people consider them all interchangeable, literally no one has time for my thoughts on all this, we need to move on)

lol so uh “digital get down” is my favorite nsync song of all time, so just take a minute to get used to the idea that the entire rest of this paragraph is going to be about a song that i unapologetically love that contains the lyrics “we’re getting nasty nasty / we’re getting freaky deaky.” okay, ready? first of all, this song was written by jc chasez UM OF FUCKING COURSE IT WAS. for those of you unfamiliar with jc, take everything you love about harry styles, make him like a thousand times weirder, then send him back in time fifteen years, and that’s jc. oh, harry has one lyric on his debut album about playing with himself in a hotel room? jc had an entire song on his solo album about masturbating while thinking about aliens. here’s a picture of jc wearing pants with tulips painted onto them

that picture is from SIXTEEN YEARS AGO. anyway, jc wrote “digital get down” about wanting to have video sex with his girlfriend, three years before skype EVEN EXISTED. can you even BELIEVE that jc invented cybersex because he literally did, and he wrote a song about it on an album that was marketed to teenage girls because jc chasez DID NOT GIVE A FUCK, he wanted to get nasty nasty and freaky deaky and no one stopped him for some reason? this song is catchy as hell and also really awful and also definitely my favorite.

and for my last song, let’s go “i thought she knew.”

like, i know everyone thinks their boybands can sing, but sorry, literally no boyband can sing except for nsync 😕😕😕😕 listen to those goddamn live a cappella harmonies and try to tell me that anyone else was doing that shit. nope nope nope. you think nick carter can sound like that?????? N O P E. even joey sounds good, and joey had the worst voice in nsync, but still fucking flawless. also, pay attention to the fact that justin timberlake is the most charismatic motherfucker on the planet and he was only nineteen. that guy has had the world in the palm of his hand since birth, basically.

OK IM GONNA STOP BECAUSE I WILL LITERALLY BE HERE ALL DAY

DO ALL OF THEM!

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?AT THE MOMENT THEY'RETattooed in Reverse - Marilyn MansonSAY10 - Marilyn MansonAnd Sadness Will Sear - TriviumThe Wretchedness Inside - Trivium It's Dangerous Business Walking Out Your Front Door - UnderoathRunaway - Spoken2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?Jana!3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.4: What do you think about most?See 25: What does your latest text message from someone else say?"Absolutely! That'd be great!"6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?With7: What’s your strangest talent?Idk man I'm bit very talented8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)wut wut9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?Nah10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?GOD probably today. I do it a lot it helps me think about how a song is put together11: Do you have any strange phobias?Trypophobia12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?I'm sure I did when I was a kid13: What’s your religion?Not religious but the closest would be Christian14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?Walking to or from my truck. Or taking a walk.15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?BEHIND I don't like how I look16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?Korn!17: What was the last lie you told?Uhhhh I don't remember. I don't often lie18: Do you believe in karma?To an extent.19: What does your URL mean?It's a Metal Gear Solid reference!20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?Greatest weakness is probably mental health issues. Greatest strength is probably that I can just keep going no matter how shitty things get. Belief in something bjgger definitely helps with that.21: Who is your celebrity crush?Don't have one! 22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?Nah23: How do you vent your anger?I don't get angry often but I usually use music!24: Do you have a collection of anything?Toys and games25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?Phone26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?PFT NOPE but I'm always working on it. 27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?The sound of snow squeaking hurts my brain. Andd I like any kind of percussive or clicky sound really 28: What’s your biggest “what if”?I don't think much about what if. I spend most of that time thinking about what can be I guess.29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?Nah and to an extent.30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.My nightstand and my pupper31: Smell the air. What do you smell?Cold-ish air and clean bedding!32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?Albuquerque was pretty shitty and I live in Phoenix.33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?I literally don't give a fuck. 34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?Idk man there's not many female singers with the music I like. 35: To you, what is the meaning of life?To love and help others any way I can.36: Define Art.Everything.37: Do you believe in luck?Mmmm kinda.38: What’s the weather like right now?Nice! It's finally starting to cool off from summer.39: What time is it?11:46 PM40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?Yeah I drive. No, I've never had an accident 41: What was the last book you read?My vusiness textbook for school.42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?LOVE IT.43: Do you have any nicknames?Many. DJ and JJ are the most prominent44: What was the last film you saw?Oculous45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?Uhhhhhh does depression count46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?Nope!47: Do you have any obsessions right now?New music that came out!48: What’s your sexual orientation?Straight49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?Yeah50: Do you believe in magic?Nah51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?Very rarely but theres a person or two who I haven't gotten over yet52: What is your astrological sign?Gemini!53: Do you save money or spend it?Both54: What’s the last thing you purchased?Mexican candy!55: Love or lust?Love56: In a relationship?Complicated I guess.57: How many relationships have you had?NONE58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?Nope!59: Where were you yesterday?Home mostly.60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?Yeah, a pair of headphones61: Are you wearing socks right now?I am not62: What’s your favourite animal?DOGGOS63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?I don't have any. I'm really shy and awkward.64: Where is your best friend?Germany65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.My favorite is @the-wretchedness-inside!66: What is your heritage?Mostly hispanic!67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?I think I was binge watching Forensic Files68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?Idfk dude69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?Yes?70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?O man I fuckin suck71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?SAVE THE DOGGO 72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?1 Nah, 2 Spend time with people I love and 3 nah.73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.They both go hand in hand friendo74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?Here to Stay by Korn75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?061776: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?Love and trust and honesty77: How can I win your heart?Just be yourself if I like you I like yoy78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?Uhhh not like ACTUAL insanity79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?Not killing myself tbh 80: What size shoes do you wear?11-1281: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?I want to be cremated or thrown in the garbage 82: What is your favourite word?Prolly fuck or several.83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.Jana84: What is a saying you say a lot?Fuck85: What’s the last song you listened to?JE$U$ CRI$I$ by Marilyn Manson86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?Blue, purple, and black!87: What is your current desktop picture?A MGS picture88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?Rachel Ray of the Food Network 89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?Idk man ask me a bunch and see if I get nervous90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?Go back to bed assuming I'm hallucinating.91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?Teleportation!92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?I don't think I'd relive anything really. Sometimes the memories are better.93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?Uhhh like 7th grade through highschool.94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?No one95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?Germany!96: Do you have any relatives in jail?Not that I know of.97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?Not while it was moving98: Ever been on a plane?Nope but I will soon!99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?Just quit being a dick, man.Thank you Jana! ❤