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There is a encanto incorrect quote and pepa and Felix go to their daughters first grade parent teacher conference and Dolores’s teacher mentions a assignment that the class had to do and the teacher says that One of the pages Dolores wrote “ I hear my mommy and daddy wrestling every night I think my daddy is winning most of the time because the sounds mommy makes” and it’s a pic with. Dolores standing near her parents bedroom and A speech bubble with pepa saying AH~ and pepa and Felix are shocked and they ground her for a week so can you write a funny fic about it? ( I asked you too do it because you are very talented and you do it better than anyone I know).

Oh my god I KNOW the fucking tumblr- i ADORE it, let's do it, let's GO!

"I love how you have a box of tissues already at the table."

Félix chuckled as he sat down. Pepa gave him a light glare, signalling him to behave. It was their first ever parent teacher conference (at least from the parent's end), and Pepa was a bit more nervous than usual. It was why the room was just a TOUCH windy, forcing the teacher, Mrs. Sánchez, to put on her coat. She was a very understanding lady, never complaining about any of their powers.

"Well, tears happen often in my line of work. Now, I'd like to thank you both for coming, I know it's difficult to make it to things, what with how busy you tend to get."

Pepa gave a light shake of her head.

"Oh it's no trouble. Our daughter comes before any of that."

"That's wonderful to hear. Now, first things first. Your daughter is a DELIGHT to have in the class. She's very smart, and once she's comfortable, she plays nicely with the other children. Genuinely, she's a treat to have in the class."

"Shit, better than me. I was a menace at her age. But with a mother like this, it's no wonder she ended up so wonderful."

The teacher ended up having to take off her jacket as Félix kissed Pepa's hand, making sun and rainbows pop up over her head.

"She has very loving parents. That's uh, actually why I wanted to talk to you both today. You see, we had a project about history. And we thought it'd be cute, to have the kids draw something about someone they look up to in the family. Dolores chose to draw about you two-oh I have an umbrella here."

She gave Pepa the umbrella as soon as she started to tear up. Could she help it? No! Her little baby looked up to them? Oh it was the sweetest thing she'd ever heard! Mrs. Sánchez dug through her desk as Félix tried to ease his wife, just a bit.

"Easy mami, easy. We haven't even seen it yet! How cute is it?"

Pepa didn't know what to expect. But certainly not this. On a piece of paper, Dolores had written 'I hear my mommy and daddy wrestling every night. I think my daddy is winning most of the time, because of the noises mommy makes'. It was paired with a drawing of Dolores by her parent's bedroom, clearly snooping. She even put a text bubble by the door. A simple 'AH!' That spoke more than she herself possibly could. The cold came back again, and Pepa sat there, aghast and in disbelief. And what was Félix doing? Trying not to fucking laugh.

"Oh my god. Oh my fucking god-"

"Félix if I hear ONE chuckle out of you."

"I'm not laughing! I'm f-fine. In my defense though I do win a lot-"

"FÉLIX."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

Félix was practically shaking from how badly he wanted to laugh. Of COURSE he'd think this was funny. Of fucking course he would. Pepa offered her an apologetic smile.

"Lo siento, Dolores has REALLY been putting her gift to use. She's very nosey, you understand."

"I get it. But it made things...awkward. I had my assistant hang up the drawings in the hallway, and he didn't look at them beforehand so. The children had many questions. One even asked if Félix was a pro wrestler."

"I'm so sorry- can I just step out for a second?"

"Go ahead."

Félix stepped out of the room, and as soon as he shut the door, he just. LAUGHED. Pepa took a deep breath, trying SO hard to keep her temper in check.

"Do you know any single parents?"

"A few. Why?"

"After today, I'm making myself a fucking widow."

Mrs.Sánchez chuckled, before reaching over to hold Pepa's hands.

"Pepa, relax for a minute here. I know this must be embarrassing, but we just have to go forward from here. I'm just asking you remind her to not be so nosey. It's been a bit, problematic. She's also blackmailing a teacher."

"Oh god, is it you?"

"No no, thankfully not. It's a male teacher. Dolores heard he was having an affair, and now she sort of uses it to get whatever she wants."

Pepa felt her grip onto the woman's hand as Félix continued to laugh outside.

"How does she know what that word is?!"

"She doesn't. She just knows when she says it, he lets her have extra recess and no homework."

Oh she needed to pray extra hard tonight, so her ass can hope she DOESN'T pop a vein somewhere.

"I am. SO embarrassed, really."

"I wouldn't be. She's still my favorite kid, and I LOVE her dearly. And I've dealt with magic kids before, don't forget I teach Isabela. And she's no saint either, let me tell you."

That made Pepa feel a BIT better, at least. Mrs.Sánchez pulled her hands away as Félix came in, clearly having had a good laugh.

"Okay, I'm back, it's out of my system. Now we'll have a talk with Dolores. She's a SMART girl, and I feel like she's sort of using it as an excuse to snoop."

"That's all I ask. And don't worry, I'll let her make another drawing for the wall tomorrow, so she's not left out."

"Gracias. Really, we appreciate it."

They shared a hand shake before they walked outside, to where Dolores was sitting at the playground, reading her book. She of course, heard her parents coming, and put her book away.

"Mami, papi!"

Félix dove in for a hug, only to be stopped by Pepa. Dolores immediately shrunk, knowing she was in trouble.

"Uh oh. Is it uh, about the teacher?"

"It's about you snooping, young lady. You're SO grounded, at least for a week."

Félix leaned in a bit to his wife, shrugging.

"Uh, HOW do we ground her?"

Pepa had put her in timeout before, but she couldn't be in the corner for a whole week. She thought about it for a second, fumbling.

"Er...no playing outside."

"Okay, me and papi can get more music practice then!"

"No music."

"Hey, Pepa, we are NOT taking away father daughter time, I put my foot down there."

They shared a glare between each other, and Pepa relented, seeing just how serious he was.

"Okay, fine. Er, no reading books."

"I need to for a book report."

"Uh, okay. No...no reading for fun!"

Félix raised a brow at her, and she couldn't blame him.

"No reading for fun. Seriously?"

"Until I think of something better! Now come on, time to go home."

Dolores shrugged as she grabbed onto Félix's hand, damn near skipping.

"Can I work on my doodle when we get home?"

"Of course you can, mija."

Pepa sighed. She'd figure out how to punish her. Eventually.

#asks #not transformers #encanto #suggestive ish #it was so hard to punish a kid like dolores #and the no reading for fun was actually a punishment i had as a kid #listen Dolores is sweet but in no way was that child innocent #it didn't help that Félix found it hard to punish her #and eventually Pepa found it hard to punish Camilo

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mekochansblog · 10 months

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Hi! I absolutely love the masterpiece you just dropped! Consider me a new big fan!!! Also I was wondering if your requests are open? If so I would love to see your take on Five x reader where reader wouldn’t hurt a fly and means the world to him but one day gets kidnapped cause she knows five (or you can make the reason up) and Five goes crazy panicking/ crying about where you are and won’t listen to his family etc. Obviously you don’t have to do the request if you don’t want to 💜

Innocent

Five Hargreeves x reader

Warnings:

- cuss words

When they first recruited Five on the commission, he always believed he would never like it here. That is until you came along. He first met you as someone that was first intimidated by anything. He will talk to you, you’ll be startled quickly. He will try to start a conversation, you will yelp in surprise. It’ll be the little things that will get you. Mostly because Five is an intimidating man; but getting to know him more since the handler made you his personal secretary, you had to know how he was and acted.

It took a whole 6 months for you to understand Five and get used to how he was and act. It took only 1 year for you to fall in love with him. It took him 1 year to get used to you getting comfortable with him but 6 months for him to fall in love with you. He trusted you with stuff that he only trusted Dolores. He let you know about the apocalypse, he told you his deepest darkest secrets. At first it was scary, but one look in his eyes and you knew he had to do it to survive. When he first let everything out, you gave him a hug.

A hug.

A hug he so badly needed after all those years being isolated in the apocalypse.

At first he went rigid.

His body froze.

But when he felt you not letting go at all on the hug he decided to hug back; he needed this and he knew deep down, whether Dolores was there when he hugged her, she never hugged back. So feeling finally hands around him not going to kill him but to give him affection; it slipped his mind. Five zones back to the present and unlock the door that he was standing in front of for a while. He opened his apartment house and the smell of food welcomed him in. He looked around and saw your shoes on the side where he would normally see them and your cat Shadow trotting to him and rubbing his head on his leg for pets. Five smiled and bent down and carefully held him and walked towards the kitchen. He peeked his head, knowing that you hate when Shadow is around the kitchen.

“Fives your home! How was work miele?”

You asked when you saw him in the corner of your eyes, while you were cooking the spaghetti. He chuckled and let Shadow down by the door so he wouldn't enter the kitchen. He walked to you and gave you a sweet kiss on the cheek and layed his head on your back while hugging you. You playfully rolled your eyes but let him be. Once you finished you put the food on two plates and served a bit of cat kibble for Shadow. Five helped you witht he food while you put the needy kitten’s food down on the floor for him to eat with you and Five. Five grabbed your hand and sat you down on your seat, he scooted your chair for you and you sent him a loving smile.

“Thank you my love, now let’s eat.”

You lightly told him while starting to twirl your food. He knew this night would end like any other night; and he wouldn’t change it for the world. He was grateful for having you in his life. He thanked you for understanding in your own way how he coped in the beginning, he was also thankful for taking care of him when his nightmares will get the most out of him. He was deep in love with you and nothing will ever change that.

*******

When five took you with him to save his family you were a little scared. Not at them but at what they might say about you and what they will think of you. He did let you know about them, told you stories and the crazy things his siblings will come up with just to try to live like a normal child. Landing on the hard ground outside was not what you expected, not going to lie. When you looked at your husband, instead of looking at your 38 year old husband, you were now dead staring at what looked like your 20 year old husband. You scrambled back a bit, hoping this was just a dream. Your husband stood up and looked at you and then at himself since one of his brothers made a comment about your now younger husband. He walked towards you and held out his hand and let out his loving smile. You looked at his honey kissed eyes and slowly let out your hand towards him. He pulled you up and grabbed your hand tightly, knowing everything at the moment was overwhelming.

Five walked inside the house, you both ended in the kitchen. Five led you to a chair and sat you down carefully while he started walking around getting what you believe something to eat. He started grabbing bread then went to the fridge to get the peanut butter. You wanted to ask what he was making, but decided not to comment seeing as you were still surrounded by his siblings. One of his brothers; who you guessed was Luther since Five gave you a recap before heading back; started asking your husband question after question. As the two were discussing you looked at every sibling; you guessed Luther, so the one next to him strapped with knives had to be Diego. The one sitting close to you on the table had to be the talking ghost one, which was Klaus, the one with blonde tips looked like Allison and the last timid girl had to be Vanya.

You knew Vanya, Klaus and Ben were Five’s siblings that he was able to socialize with. Knowing Five if he liked them, that means you’ll also get along with them. You didn’t notice you zoned out the whole conversation, Five walked away from the kitchen leaving you alone with his family.

“So who are you?”

Luther asked you, it felt more like he was interrogating you, if you were being honest. You gulped and fiddled with your rings that seem to fit a little loose now.

“I’m Y/N Hargreeves, nice to meet you all, Five talked about all of you guys.”

You said sincerely, because it was the truth; Five could look like a tough and cold person, but inside all of that was just a young man that missed his family and wanted them to be safe. He sacrificed so much just to see them alive. His siblings looked at you confused. Oh right, you doubt Five ever told them you both were married.

“I’m Five’s wife.”

Those were the only words you told them. There eyes widen and all had different expressions. Who wouldn’t, knowing your brother disappear one day and the next he comes with a wife would also shock any other person. Five did ended coing back and grabbing your hand and pulled you slowly so you can get up.

“Come on hun, lets go change.”

You nodded your head and waved to your now siblings in law. Five took you to his room and closed the door and leaned on it once you were inside and sitting on his bed. You didn’t know if he was upset because you told his siblings about your relationship. You wanted to ask, but were scared of the answer he will give you. You heard him sigh and turn to you. He gave you a weak smile and slowly walked towards you and bent down just a bit to reach you. He grabbed your chin with enough force to not hurt you, but to make you stare at him in his striking chartreuse eyes. He leaned down towards you, lips ghosting your own lips. You shakingly let out a soft breath and that's what made him snap and give you a passionate kiss. A kiss showing so much love and adoration, so much lust and need. All at the same time.

It was what you both needed. You wanted more, but you knew that right now was not the time for all this. You slowly leaned back not wanting to break away but needing to. You gulped and shakingly kept looking at his now dark bottle green eyes.

“Five my love, we have a job to do, remember?”

You quietly told him, not wanting to break the quietness. He leaned back a bit and nodded his head, knowing you were right. He slowly exhaled and looked at you, your plump pink lips and hazy eyes, your daze looking face. Five knew he was fucked when you had that look.

“Come- come on we… we uhh have a funeral to go to.”

He stuttered and you knew why.

*****

When Five told you to go back with Klaus and Luther and vote for him about his mom; you had this horrible gut feeling you were feeling. You didn’t know why but you felt like something was going to happen. You knew you should have told Five; but you decided against it. You sat next to Klaus, he decided that you were his second favorite person and gratefully shared his chips that he ‘totally’ didn’t steal from the store 10 minutes ago. You thank him for the snack and listen in on the conversation.

“I mean, do you really think Mom would hurt Dad?”

Vanya quietly told everyone. In your mind she did have a point. Their robotic mother didn’t look like she could kill anyone, but then again you have never interacted with the mother.

“You haven't been home in a long time, Vanya.”

Diego said harshly to Vanya. You were about to intervine to defend one of your sister-in laws when Luther was the one that interrupted.

“If he was poisoned, it would have shown in the coroner's report.”

Luther said while pointing at the old television that was showing the robotic mother giving your father-in-law tea and then waiting for him to drink for her to take the cup away from him. Right when he does drink he starts choking and shaking. You didnt know if you should say something at this point. You did zone out the family until they said your husband’s name.

“What? Five's not here.”

You looked at the siblings since technically you were going to be Five’s vote. This time you did speak up because if you didn’t you knew the family won’t ever let you say something.

“Um… actually Fives told me to vote for him?”

You questioned more than asked. The siblings looked at you, forgetting you were there for a minute. They all looked at each other and three of them agreed to what you said, but the other two didn’t. You didn’t know why Five really thought this was a good idea. You didn’t see the point in being here if they didn’t want your opinion at all or what you thought.

“Sorry, but you don’t count for Five at all.”

Luther told you agressively. Your eyes slightly widened and you gulped; you slowly nodded your head and muttered a small ‘okay’ and just decided to stand up and walk away. You shakily sighed and repeated the same mantra in your head. ‘It’s okay, it’s fine.’ You don’t know what else you could of done. You’re trying to get to know and get along with all the siblings but it feels like nothing is working at all. You walked to Fives room and gently closed the door. You had your back to the door and you slowly leaned on it and slowly lowered yourself to the ground. You grabbed your knees and just layed your head on them while waiting for Five to at least come back. You must of dooze off because the next thing you hear is gunshots.

You jump startled and get out of the room looking for the siblings. Even though you knew they probably didn’t see you as family, they were to you. You slowly walked to where you heard the gunshots and looked around to see if you could spot any of the siblings. You noticed Klaus walking around, more like dancing in just a towel and some headphones. You were just about to tap his shoulder when everything went dark.

************

You woke up in pain. You hissed feeling like your head was pounding louder and louder. You tried to hold your head, but something was holding you back. You fluttered your eyes and tried to make them adjust to the lightning of the room you were being captive. You heard groans of pain and looked next to you. There Klaus was being tortured by Hazel and Cha-Cha. At the moment they were choking him, but it looked to you like he was enjoying it. ‘Please Klaus I hope you say nothing about Five’ you thought.

******* Five’s point of view *********

I got out of the van seeing as Lance was walking his dog gave me a good opportunity to maybe get the actual information out of him. I did miss Y/N though, maybe sending her to the academy was a bad idea. I shook my head knowing she probably was better over there knowing my siblings were at least capable of taking care of her, well I hope they were. I spatial jumped to the car and put a knife at Lance’s neck. After threathing himinto giving me the information for the eye he finally starts taking me to the lab. Walking to the lab with Lance,I started to smell smoke. Running to the lab knowing I might not have a chance to see the results. I made it to the lab and was about to run inside it when it exploded.

I fell back and landed hard on the ground. I groaned and looked at the lab that just exploded. Fucking hell now what teh hell am I going to do. I got up and walked back to the van and grabbed the liquor bottles I stole and walked to a library. I walked to the third floor and sat down by some pillars and started working on anything I could do to stop this stupid apocalypse.

********

****Y/N’s point of view****

“Remember section 76, sub A, of the training manual?”

You heard Cha-Cha ask Hazel once you woke up from when they knocked you out unconscious again.

“I barely remember what we had for breakfast at this point.”

He replied back to her. You sighed.

“To paraphrase, torturing works best when you know who you’re torturing.”

You froze, they were either going to torture, you to know where your husband was or they were going to torture Klaus for the information. Hazel and Cha-Cha walked infront of both of you guys and looked at each other and then you. You started to slowly panic, scared of what they could do to you.

“Let’s begin with the wife.”

You let out an ear-splitting scream, as they started electricuting you.

*****

**** third point of view****

While Y/N was being tortured, Five was being taken by Luther and Diego. They were both walking to Diego’s place since it was closer and no one would look for Five there. Once getting to Diego’s place they both started thinking of Y/N. When they went to Five’s room to let Y/N know that they were going to look for Five, you were gone. They both panic knowing that if Five ever found out Y/N wasn’t with them at all he will kill them. They layed Five on the bed and thougth about how to find you; until Al let Diego Know that they found his brother and his sister in law.

**** second POV****

When you and Klaus finally escaped, you both kind of went your own way, mostly because you were too dizzy and kept limping and stumbling. Diego later found you and helped you to his house. Five and Luther didn’t know that Diego found you. They told Five about you and he went hysterical. He wanted to be strong in front of Luther; but it was you. You are his wife, his life long best friend. He let out tears of pain and worry. When you both made it to Diego’s house; Five was the first to see you and jumped to you. He cried on your shoulder.

“I’m sorry, I'm sorry. I shouldn’t have left you, I shouldn’t have told you to go back to the house. Miele I'm sorry I love you so much. This won't ever happen again I promise.”

Five whimpered to your ear. He was in so much guilt. He knew he would never let this happen to you.

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