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oneshotdepresso · 1 day

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aaaaree youuu still doing the "give me a made up fic title" ask?

heres something to wiggle the braincells—

the term "double copula" has made my brainworms writhe ever since i found out what it is. i'd like to see how would a theoretical bojere fic with that title will go.

arrrrre youUUUU?

yes im still doing those!

just looked it up and oh, i didnt know there was a term for that phenomenon omg,,,, the more you know 🌠

while double copula seems to refer only to the double "is", ive noticed that english has a lot more examples of these awkwardly repetitive, but somehow grammatically correct or acceptable phrasings

is is, has had, that that.

i can see a fic titled "double copula" to be a lil introspective character study oneshot. probably bojan-centric bc he's the one who's more fluent in english and would more likely notice the phenomenon. but i could also see a jere-centric version— he's trying to improve his english skills and finds himself reading or hearing a double copula, and his curiosity spurs him to learn more abt it.

but let's go with bojan bc he's the overthinker here LMFAOOOO

anyways, the fic could start off with bojan reading a book during his rare free time. his eyes pass over a sentence with double-is. he looks it up, discovers the term "double copula", and his mind starts to wonder. he and jere are two peas in the same pod. "we have the same dreams, the same goals... we love together."

they're very similar to each other despite their surface appearances. contrary to the belief that opposites attract, bojan and jere gravitate to each other like magnets. that's when bojan starts to compare them to double-is

is is.

bojan and jere.

the thing is, a double copula is generally considered to be grammatically incorrect. or at least, an editor might advice u that there's a better way to word things. this is the point where bojan begins to spiral. at the same time, he and jere exchange messages, feelings obviously brewing between them. he notes how much they match, how perfectly they'd twine with each other. but the double copula continues to haunt him: the long distance, their clashing schedules.

fast forward to bojan visiting jere in finland. tension rising between them. neither can help it, they keep coming back to each other, attaching themselves to each other's hip. it culminates into a confession and some sloppy making out.

jere blabbers on in his crappy english and bojan comes to the conclusion that grammar is fucking stupid.

who gives a shit abt whether something is "wrong" or if their love seems like an impossible task?

that shouldn't stop them from trying.

back home, he scrolls through his phone while lying in bed. he suddenly realizes two things:

the usage of "is is" can be valid in a pseudo-cleft sentence, and;

what true love is, is whatever the two of them have.

#ask game #bojere #not!fic #almost forgot to finish this bc i had to go to a party LMFAOOO

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a-dauntless-daffodil · 2 months

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'm not saying Charlie might've discovered a new level of gay after Vaggie grew her hair out and, one morning after waking up together, Charlie glances over to see Vaggie sitting on the edge of her side of the bed, back to Charlie, pulling her newly long hair over one shoulder so she can give it a brushing out and THAT sight in this context just tearing through Charlie like-

(charlie and the sudden clarity of how LONG vaggie's hair's gotten. how LONG vaggie's been part of her life- long enough to see vaggie change like this and close enough to be there for it every day so she didn't even fully notice it was happening at all, Until)

-and that whole situation drawing Charlie over like a dang magnet desperate for impromptu nuzzles and optional smooches- im not saying that was a thing, but. hypothetically speaking. it could have happened

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #silly headcanons #like theoretically it's not an impossibility #heheh #impossi-/bi/-lity #in my head they are snuggling basically during every moment they're off screen together #for my peace of mind- i believe it to be so

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n7punk · 2 months

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a french SMM player finally beat the illegitimately-uploaded "final" level (but disqualified once it was revealed by the creator to have been uploaded via TAS) of super mario maker yesterday (twitter clip and twitch), meaning there's no doubt now that team 0% reached their goal of clearing every single non-hacked level upload in the entire SMM1 game

#words and things #super mario maker #just an update for people who were casually following this like me lol #also if you arent familiar. yes hacked is different from TAS #TAS's are theoretically possible but often statistically impossible for a human to do. because they are done by a human #but essentially in slow mo with infinite retakes (vastly oversimplifying). hence their disqualification since they ARE cheated #hacked can just be total bullshit #not that there aren't hacked levels which are way easier than some theoretical TAS levels (not these lmao)#my understanding is also that when they found a hacked level they tried to either get it taken down or hacked a clear on it. fairs fair

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the-real-list-of-ominous-threats · 1 year

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#'unrealistic violence' means things like #'i will shred your shins'#unrealistic violence that barely counts as violence means things like #i will replace your vertebrae with skittles #one is theoretically feasible but absurd while the other is absolutely impossible #i sort of miss the days of shitpost kinklist salmon soup melon man left shoe guy #they were chaos but they were fun #and they had a lot of interaction with yall which was fun #read the tags #poll #no vanilla extract #i have omitted vanilla extract because i know it would win and i want real feedback #unlisted category being 'threats i might actually act on like threatening to stream more'#because i know it would lose

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gwinverarrouz · 10 months

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My object head OCs whomst I almost never draw, haha. I like them! They just... don't really have stories, so I don't think about them a lot compared to some of my other characters.

The last three were art pieces I made for past editions of the Object Head Zine (these ones are free for all, you can download them!), and the dates written on the first set actually correspond to when these were finished. So 2017, 2019 and 2021. ^^

The middle row is from last year's inktober, thought it'd be fun to include them too. Different styles~

#mydrawings #MyCharacters #object heads #draw this again #technically?#Object Head Zine #i still like these zine pictures! even if i would do things differenty now i worked hard on them #i remember being so proud of that microscope because i had only started drawing digitally that year aw #hm since i never post about these characters why don't i ramble about them a little in the tags #the fireball head one is a girl btw #since it's impossible to tell with that diving gear #the zine theme of that one was “elements” so i thought #“hey wouldn't it be funny if there was a fire object head who was very passionate about diving”#also these four are not all from the same “universe”- the flowers and the other two live in different stories #the flowers are more like “people who happen to have an object instead of a head”#“and also everything in this world is in black and white except their heads because aesthetic”#while the microscope and the fireball don't... exactly have a physical body...? that you can interact with?#like you could theoretically put your hand through that labcoat and the labcoat would be real #but all you'd feel beside fabric would be a slight resistance and some static #although that would be a smidge rude #he's preparing a microscope slide don't bother him

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v4nnyzzz · 11 months

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I JUST WANT YOU TO STOP SAYING ODD SHIT.

Syn scares HABIT just by conducting herself the way she always does and it unnerves HABIT a lot.

#oc x canon #self insert #selfship #my art #syn #habit #habit emh #habit everymanhybrid #everymanhybrid #syn is a triad member so she's naturally able to put on a very unnerving personality #especially as a higher-up #she partakes in all sorts of illegal shit and isn't new to bloodshed and theoretically HABIT would find it cool #but she's also just? really creepy in the sense that she tends to just stare at him like she's fucking dissecting him in their head #like she can be kind and compassionate but on the job she is Very Fucking Scary and she is not someone to cross #even HABIT finds her unsettling at first especially since she shapeshifts and has high pain tolerance #she's just not human anymore and it freaks him out bc he's so used to grovelling weaklings #she's pretty eccentric and has an incomprehensible moral compass too so that just makes her even more enigmatic and impossible to understan #in HABIT's eyes anyway

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tiberius-kirks · 10 months

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I know someone said it already but it's truly insane to me how quickly gomens2 devolved fans into tjlc-levels of unwell

#i skimmed the first bit of that 16k doc about how ngaiman is a Good Writer Actually in respect to gomens2 and. well #i mean. they could be right. in the way that tjlc could be right in that theoretically it's not impossible #but people arent meant to analyze shows this much. it's meant as a season 2 to a moderately popular s1 which was based of a beloved book #it's not meant to be full of prestige. it's a tv show #are there themes? sure! are there hidden details? sure!#is the writing bad On Purpose? probably not. why would you fumble the ball so hard when you're not guaranteed s3 to clear your name-#-and show the prestige.#idk i havent seen s2 I'm not gonna watch it but like. ngaiman is normally a good writer. but he is also fallible #<- dont come at me for this. i've liked some of his novels and disliked others and am not speaking to him as a person merely his pubbed work #anyways. sorry if you see this ? just got mad at people for not believing that some things can just be bad. and it can suck! but no one-#-is infallible as a writer. and sometimes the team making a show is gonna change the color of the sky because they forgot what it used to be

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orbmanson7 · 1 year

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These are gonna be stupidly complicated, huh

#and i cannot figure out how to formulate a way for Frank's head to swivel without there being a safety risk #my current puppets have metal screws and washers to keep shit in place so its theoretically possible but Damn is it complicated #meanwhile julie would have to have super long arms and legs and a weird extra lump on her head but she should be easy enough to make #wally is probably impossible with how i want him to work #rigs arent really possible for foam puppets but if i create a false barrier inside the foam and secure through it then maybe i could??#at the very least get him to look left and right but itll be SUPER hard to get his eyes to look like other puppets' bc theyll be sunken in #hmmmmm #welcome home #orbs thought bubbles

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pyroreadscomics · 8 months

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I'm going to be withholding judgment until i have Batman 138 in my digital hands (and possibly be exceptionally generous and wait until a week after Gotham War has wrapped) but, based solely on those previews... what the fuck?

Like I recognize that, to Bruce, Jason is an impossible problem. But even still this feels like an exceptionally bad solution.

#Gotham war #Batman #Red Hood #Jason Todd #bruce wayne #also when i say “Jason Todd is an impossible problem”#please understand i mean from Bruce's POV #where Jason is both his beloved son and a mass murderer #emotionally he wants what's best for Jason #for him to be happy and healthy and free #morally however he has to stop Jason #this is ... theoretically a solution #but damn at first glance it seems like a really really bad one #never mind the horrible ethics of rewiring someone's brain like that without their knowledge or consent

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masonsystem · 7 months

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also when ppl say 'well theres no way the mkd can lose their snakes in the ending bc they need their snakes to live' like Ok then how the hell does haruka live post-STR huh. im pretty sure haruka doesnt have super strength nor is he immortal now cuz konoha Fucking Died. and like haruka very much Died in the story but now hes back without a snake so.....?

#like the way things are going theyre probably gonna keep their snakes after STR (booooooo) with the exclusion of haruka #especially cuz the 2019 comic presumably(?) set after STR shows takane still being able to become ene #but like ignoring that and focusing more on 'what is and isnt possible'#theres nothing in the text that states its impossible for mkd to lose their snakes post STR #especially when considering that haruka loses his snake post STR #like lives and snakes are interchangeable yes. konohas life is exchanged for harukas and mr2 ayano dies to become yaki #theoretically then all of mkd could die but come back to life at the expense of giving up their snakes or something like that #and thats what iiiii would prefer to happen but 🤷#kgprambling

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writhe · 9 months

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trying to play it REALLY COOL about needing to move out in a month and having nowhere to go

#i have one ideal lead but no way to get an answer #it feels less likely but not impossible #i have one backup but it’s less ideal and i don’t have much info #they might not end up wanting a housemate and we’d need to make sure the dogs get along #and theoretically an attic available but it would kinda be as a favor to me #which is like. cool and also hard #and i’m like. ok so when should i cancel my internet and utilities and i will probably need to rent a storage unit but i don’t want to do #anything that would be hard to reverse #i think once september comes i’m going to pack everything up so i can move quickly

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moonrpg · 2 months

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huge dark shoutout to the music of pikmin 2 page on the pikmin wiki

#thank you for the phenomenological and theoretical analysis of this music in a game for 10 year old boys I was just looking for a track name #either every pik2 fan is an insane freak about music (extremely likely) or scruffy wrote most of it (also not impossible)#chitchat

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denizenhardwick · 3 months

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the portrayal of social anxiety in dear evan hansen always bothered because like. okay. so the initial misunderstanding is actually 100% believable, just straight-up what 15- or 16-year-old me would have done in a situation where i keep getting shut down when i try to speak up. just go quiet and go along with whatever's going on. and from that point on, i would actively avoid everyone involved in the situation as much as i possibly can. just escape, get away, not deal with it again. and now i have a permanent debuff of anxiety and guilt forever. if i was forced to talk to the murphys again, i would quickly clarify what was actually going on, because at that point there's no easy escape, and trying to create a lie is infinitely more stressful than fessing up, apologizing, and freeing myself of the situation.

but evan isn't me, so let's say for him, crafting an elaborate lie is somehow less stressful than telling the truth. okay, i can buy that. what fucking baffles me, though, is how much he seemingly gets into it without feeling any anxiety at all about this horrible stressful situation he's got himself in? to the point that he goes off his meds because he says he doesn't need them anymore? you would think that hinging your entire social life on an elaborate lie that could be exposed at any moment would be the most stressful thing imaginable for someone with "getting a little bit embarrassed in front of other people makes me actually literally want to die" disorder. but no, he's just fine now lol

#i read the script for deh and it was almost impossible for me to get through because #even just thinking about the situation evan was in triggered so much anxiety in me #despite theoretically having social anxiety rep the plot is just uniquely evil to people who have it lol #like actual worst-case scenario shit all the way through #i was in high school when i read it and at that time my anxiety was so bad that not only could i barely talk to anyone just in general #i would also pretty regularly think about killing myself when i didn't complete my assignments #because literally not existing anymore seemed preferable to the embarassment of facing my teacher the next day #and admitting i didn't finish my homework. and then i realized that i had lots of stuff i actually wanted to do #and it would be fucking stupid to kill myself over homework but that's the level of anxiety we're talking about here #so i did not like the show but then all the criticism was like 'evan is an irredeemably awful person for all of this'#and i would feel terrible because i understood how he got into the situation and could see myself getting into it too #it was just unpleasant all around both the show and the reception hurt me

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cerealmonster15 · 6 months

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back to the trials and tribulations of I Dont Know How To Write Chenyas Voice

#GIRL HELP. everything i write for him is like 'ok ok placeholder this is what youll say but ill edit it to make it more chenyalike later'#LATER ME ISN'T GONNA KNOW WHAT TO SAY #chenya you cant even get banished from this fic i made you besties with one of the main characters..............#BUT i think the pov is USUALLY(????) gonna be cater. so maybe ill be saved. idk we'll see #im juggling so many characters in my brain i literally dont know what im gonna do #like i was thinking about it in the shower #bc i wanna have that subplot drama of jamil/azul and danarte when he shows up but like #HOW am i supposed to naturally do that #i did think a lot about one part tho. when i said i was stuck in a bathroom loop sjlkdfjd #i doodled out some of it. cater and jamil WILL talk in the bathroom at a social/party/whatever #i got a buncha ideas for that scene and itll be a good way to like #introduce the jamil/azul plotline #im thinking theyll be kinda in the background at first but then come more to the forefront in certain scenes/when danarte gets more involve #idk it's a crazy tangled dumb soap opera in my head #trying to actually write it is like. probably an impossible task #but i sure am trying #and FOR WHAT i do not think people will want to read it LOL #but. /i/ can read it kldsjflkjds #that being said. i also have some of my kalim/silver + jamil/azul fic written from nanowrimo #that one. theoretically i could clean up some of what i have and post as a first chapter #but ims cared LOL idk if im ready #what if i wanna change stuff. what if i wanna move scenes around. how much should i do. what if what if what if-

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curioscurio · 2 years

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Curioscurio in the tags of a random post: yeah I’d eat a guy, given the chance

Only if he tastes good 👍

#PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY TUMBLR ITS A JOKE ITS ALL CIRCUMSTANTIAL AND THEORETICAL #like if hannibal prepared me a meal and i knew it was like idk elon musk or something yeah id take a bite #but this is tumblr so i need to reiterate that this is an impossible scenario

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vulpinesaint · 10 months

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sorry i will actually never apologize for liking nbc hannibal in a basic cannibalism girlblogger way. truly the show contains multitudes. anytime someone goes “oh of course you like hannibal 🙄” i just like. idk. sorry you don’t appreciate the beautiful cinnamontography and sound design. also i just Know you haven’t seen that they tied mads mikkelsen up naked like a pig for that show. lots of talk about the gay people and the therapy and stuff but nobody talking about that one. nobody ever seems to bring That up in conversation

#you don’t know what you’re talking about!!! is all i’m saying #i think toxic gay people are interesting!!!#seventy thousand people going of Course you like hannibal. /derisive #yeah bitch it’s a good show. sorry that something got popular on our little internet microniche. it’s still good and also kinda insane #idk i feel like people just don’t know what’s actually going on in there. y’know #so much happens all the time that it’s impossible to summarize efficiently (in my opinion)#but like. sue me. i do think that a theoretical romance is more interesting when it’s based on so so so much violence #truly the amount of medical malpractice and also mangled bodies cannot be overstated #when they crucified hannibal. see that’s the thing like i feel like we never talk about when will sent a man to crucify hannibal #just thinking. i am forever a hannibal boy i just think it’s interesting :)#also fucking WILD that it was on NETWORK TV. can you imagine turning on your fucking cable television to that?#nbc hannibal #valentine notes

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