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Karen has four older brothers and this is Ross! He's the second oldest and he looks rather polite and smiles a lot and when he's at work he can behave most of the time... but he really has such a foul mouth it puts Right to shame.
And Karen when she was a kid couldn't pronounce S's and they sounded like Z's. So when her brothers would be leaving for school she would say "enjoy zool" and just. Could NEVER say Ross's name correctly so he told her to just call him Oz. And it stuck but only with Karen. She's the only one to use it and no one else is allowed.
#my characters#also fun fact she has decided to legally rename him for when shes mad at him#so instead of yelling his full proper name#she will yell OSWALD THOMAS WILSON which is the fake first name but actual middle/last#and its just thats a guy that she wouldnt want to admit to knowing if she saw him in public#hes actually p short so yeah hes a short king#the oldest bro and the second youngest are both taller#the middle middle is basically the same height as him so karen really is just the wittle bab#and all her brothers are super protective of her bc thats their baby sister#she does however have a strong sense of I GOTTA PROTECT THE MIDDLE GUY#so she is kinda used to standing up for older guys just bc of he#but it comes into being a problem when she meets rick and is like fuck it he may be older but#he is too kinda for this world and also theres no way i can love him hes basically a baby brother#and she will pick on him but also would absolutely throw hands for him#and and i know the tags are long as is but eventually karen and rick move past the whole youre like a brother vibe#and they become very good friends - still zero romance involved - but she starts to treat him less like a family member#and it makes him feel less awkward and in turn he feels more open to joke sometimes#cause for a long while rick is just this is really awkward and i wish we would stop matching on dating apps but she wont leave me alone#so its rude to turn her down when she offers a friendly drink to check up on me#but its actually karen being protective older sister mode despite being the youngest of five#this is the most i have managed to draw in like two weeks i think#now im super tired bye
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There's something about silly cafe AUs that soothes my soul so much
#hi. my name is pluto and i came up with yet another idea for a fic#will i ever finish the previous wips? who knows#anyways. imagine a spiderverse cafe au where the spiders run a small cafe/restaurant/bakery whatever#the parker surname is funny inside joke bc none of them are related#peter b is either that one employee whos been there longest (has a lot of experience) or is the owner#peter b's mary jane delivers the fruit and vegetables and whatnot. theyre exes and are trying to act professional#but they decide to try again (like in the movie). the drama is unreal and the rest of the spider squad tease him about it so much#gwen is that one punk teen thats kinda scary. feels like shes judging you but shes actually just tired#rude customers stand no chance against her. makes delicious coffee. makes the best playlists. chill coworker#peni is also a teen. the best coworker you could ask for. customers love her bc shes very pleasant and overall really really nice#miles is the fresh faced part timer. kinda clumsy. well liked amongst the aunties and moms#draws THE BEST doodles on the cups/bags and so on#noir is also the scary coworker whos very chill once you get to know him. takes care of the deliveries. makes the food#strong as fuck. all the moms and grandmas fawn over him but hes clueless#felix (male felicia hardy. kinda an oc at this point?? love him so much) is one of the delivery guys. very punctual and pleasant#also very charming. brings gifts and things like that to people he likes. sneaks in snacks#benjamin (noir) doesnt care much for him at the beginning but after some time he weirdly?? feels upset?? when the delivery person#is not felix?? they start talking while taking the stuff out of the delivery van. laugh. get to know each other better#then felix starts visiting the cafe/whatever. becomes a regular. benjamin starts giving him food/coffee 'for the road'#the rest of the squad thinks theyre disgustingly adorable and try to get them together#I JUST CAME UP WITH THIS BUT I WILL DIE IF I FORGET ABOUT THIS#midnightfangz.txt#fanfiction#writing#long tags#spiderman: into the spiderverse
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still fuming over an argument i had months ago.. anouther chillllll its ok for other people to be incorrect, ok? its ok for them to randomly accuse you of a personality disorder and then publicly shit on you for being offended. its fine bro. old news.
#some ppl u will NOT seek out but would def get in a fistfight with if u happened to pass by each other again#sorry i be holding mad grudges#you do something mean once and i will be eternally hostile if you dont apologize and wary if you do#like idk yk its not right to let people think they can walk all over you and still be entitled to your civility and kindness#and some actions are so horrible you'll seek a fight to the death about it#and others youre like. meh. objectively this isnt as big a deal as other shit i went thru. would set ur car on fire if i walked past it tho#like IT DEPENDS!#sometimes ill just drop it if its w a friend and we 'made up' but a lot of times ppl dont rly apologize/try to change their cruel actions#so theres resentment even without the fight#or hearing someone talk about doing similar to what they did to me to someone else. i thought u were past that. whats wrong w u.#idk i distrust people who are nice to u in the moment but fully traumatize someone else who was kinda rude to them#bc what if *i* miss too many social cues? are u gonna try to get me arrested or sum? jfc#at least when i actively seek revenge its not for lil things like rudeness or even bigger things like purposeful insults#but yea most ppl i dislike i refrain from bothering. but if they bother me thats their mistake#if you throw the first punch i WILL always get the last.#but yea anyway fuck that person
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sakura is def an oc i would probably dislike if they were a real person but in my brain hes my blorbo i promise. hes a bad person but hes MY bad person
#hes relatively tame for a more antagonistic person in the story#especially since in a lot of ways marlow isnt that much better than him#but like. yes hes dismissive hes rude he antagonizes people for petty reasons he boasts about himselef#he looks down on others he kinda is a dick in general#but like. he also has so much love in his heart yknow. deep down he yearns for closeness but he doesnt know how to get it#so he overcompensates and buries himself in his current fame to create that distancebetween him and others#which is why he has so few true connections. and perhaps is why he latched onto marlow and may care more than he thinks#abt his career and valerie's by extension#and thats not getting into the other problem he has#which is like kinda obvious if u look at his parents and certain design choices but im not saying it out loud#bc it makes a certain story feel a little silly if i just say it out in the open#but uh he has other problems fucking him up#that make him even more complicated#echoed voice
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Oh my GOD okay so there's this guy who comes into the store semi-regularly. Always orders the same thing. Mid 50s looking. And OVERLY friendly, to the point where it creeps me out. He acts like he knows me outside of here, calling me stuff like "sweetheart" and whatever, To The Point where newer employees have confused him for an uncle or dad of mine, & I have to correct them like No I Have Never Seen This Man Outside Of Work
Today he came in right at open. I was out in the lobby to turn the menus on after I unlocked the door, & this dude fucking SHOULDER-CHECKED ME. In a way that would be friendly if it weren't for the fact that I DONT FUCKING KNOW HIM. It threw me Off bc I don't fucking like being touched by Most People, so like. Lmfao.
Then later he was like "you know I don't think I've ever gotten your name before" & I. I contemplated giving a fake name but he's a Regular and he's a "friendly" one so I could see him mentioning me to a different employee when I'm not there & them being confused about who that was. & him learning I gave him a fake name bc of that.
I don't want the chance of him knowing bc it rly is the "Just grin and bear it" kind of situation. He's never done anything genuinely untoward or tried flirting with me, he's just so uncomfortably FRIENDLY & I hate it. Ultimately I just try to get his drink done as quickly as possible so he'll leave, but today definitely threw me off.
#speculation nation#like please 😭😭😭😭😭 i dont KNOW you#there r regulars im genuinely friendly with. but ykno thats in the 'we just make casual smalltalk in free moments' kind of way#im at WORK dude. you are NOT my friend!!!! or my dad or WHATEVER youre trying to be here#youre like twice my age. back the FUCK up#genuinely like ive disliked him for ages but him fucking shoulder checking me has me just. almost livid.#why the fuck would you touch someone you dont know in such a casually 'friendly' way?#he comes in just infrquently enough that i forget about him#then he comes in again and im just like. whyyyyy#talked about it with another employee today & she mentioned how he seems kinda rude with her. entitled.#in the 'joking' kinda way. which he kinda does with me#but it still feels like he lays it on kinda thick with the 'friendliness' with me#the idea of him being 'friendly' Specifically with me makes me distinctly uncomfortable.#like yes ive been here forever. no that doesnt mean we're friends. fuck off.
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maybe its because ive been working with dogs for nearly 4 years now but why in gods name do people bring their reactive dog in through the store to shop and then when the dog is barking its nut off at another dog, the owner just stands there yelling at the dog forcing him to perform a sit while still being forced to make DIRECT EYE CONTACT with the thing it’s barking at?
is it just not...common sense? to think “oh my dog is barking at something, let me MOVE MY DOG AWAY FROM THE THING IT’S BARKING AT” like how can you not figure that out by now? i dont? get it???
#life of doge#anyway ive had a shit day at work and i luckily had my treat pouch on me#and this GSD was losing his marbles at some other barking dogs and the owner was fully yelling and smacking him to be quiet#while still forcing him to look at the other barking dogs#so i come over and get the dog to turn around and focus on me instead#perform a sit and wait#and then treated him and kept reinforcing him to sit#and it made me so damn angry#bc even with the 30 seconds i was there treating him and distracting him#he was clearly a lot calmer and more attentive even with the puppies still barking at him#he turned to look at them a couple times but i kept calling his name and reinforcing with treats#then the owner interrupts me and starts yelling at him to sit again and forcing his bum down#and seemed kinda snubbed off that i came over and did what i did#like ok lady im sorry you dont understand the absolute leaps and bounds in work i just did with your dog in a few seconds but ok#keep smacking it i guess cuz thats clearly been working for you this whole time#maybe it is considered rude of me to just come up and do that but fuck it#the barking and the way the owner was handling it was really pissing me off#some people should legitimately not fucking have dogs
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Starting to think that maybe I have forgotten the ways most people approach other people and their behaviours and skills
#i kinda. forgot. that some people are...i dont know how to put it...odd in their thinking?#uncreative?#i have no idea because i didnt mean to be negative#but its like. i dont know. i have something. and i work with whatever i have.#and i feel like a lot of people will have something and they dont like it so they just discard it?#like idk im reading about this one person rn and without further clarification they have problems with empathy/compassion#and have a lower emotional intensity of emotions#and theyre kinda lamenting how theyd like to be a doctor but feel like they shouldnt / wouldnt be good at their job#(im not sure about the exact reasoning but the takeaway is that its a negative dejected tone)#and my first thought was 'damn youd do fucking numbers as a surgeon. absolutely go for it.'#and i was honestly quite taken aback why they seemed so dejected or felt like that isnt happening and then i realised that#that some people before have probably told them that they cant be a doctor with the way they interact with the world???#which is like insaneass to me. like naaah girl is about to do fucking numbers with that quick decision-making and no hesitation#lower emotional intensity is definitely something incredibly useful in that line of work as well. just for gods sake dont put her#in the front.#there are people whose primary skills are making decisions and being real good with a knife and handling stress extremely well#and who do not have the skill of knowing how to interact with a people in a fashion that isnt rather rude#and thats perfectly fine#just dont make them interact with patients#the same way you should never force a back-end dev to do front-end
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i think some ppl dont understand the difference between being full on consciously bigoted + going out of your way to harass a minority and someone who heard phrases from their friends and family while not actually holding any ill will towards whichever minority
#i was both best friends with a black girl in middle school and also had my sister showing me racist videos and stereotypes#did it make me say things that i totally shouldnt have and didnt know i shouldnt say? for fucking sure- regardless i still never personally#saw her as bad or less than or anything at all. it probably helped that my childhood friend was filipino bc i was already exposed to#different people. its like the whole words vs actions thing. ppl would say words to me and i would parrot them thinking i was being#funny like my brother or sister but ultimately i never saw anyone as different than me and never really treated anyone differently either#i was a child who didnt understand the weight or meaning of things i parroted and trusted those around me to know better#since i was literally a fuckin' child. thats kinda what they do. and no one ever really countered me if i did something wrong?#there was one time in like 2nd grade where i had just come from a really christiany catholicy school to a different better cooler school#that was less oppressive and DIDNT require me to participate in church shit and wear a uniform-#and i was still not very exposed to black people at that time yet#so when i was in second grade there was a black kid (different person from my friend in middle school) and we were sitting at a table#and i was just kinda making an observation like 'you're black!' not a negative thing just like 'oh! i understand what this is! i know what#this is ive heard of ppl like this before and maybe met one or two black ppl previously!' lmao and then i followed it up with 'like martin#luther king!' bc he was probably one of the only black ppl i knew about and i literally learned about him when i visited the school for#the first time to try it out in first grade and then apparently everyone thought i was being super offensive??????????????????#??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????#i dont really remember the details and my gma remembers an entirely different thing so idek whats the truth but thats how i remember it#going down. i wasnt trying to be rude or offensive i was just like 'oh you're this! like this person ive heard of! neat :)!' and apparently#it got interpreted as a really bad thing that i said and idk. that was probably one of the weirder experiences i had growing up#like maybe its not always fun to be known for the minority you are bc of a famous person whos of the same minority...?? idk#i still to this day dont know what i said wrong really. i just wasnt exposed to very many black ppl#i knew of like one black girl once at a gymnastics thing i did sometimes and we were friends and i was a tiny tiny child all of this#happening way before 2nd grade and all i remember is her dad and my dad talking and me going to her fancy house to swim in her pool#once. and then i stopped doing gymnastics for whatever reason. so i wasnt exactly super exposed to black ppl frequently.#esp since the christianty-catholicy school was full of rich white kids. and so was my neighborhood at the time.#so i wasnt trying to be mean or offensive to this guy in 2nd grade but it got interpreted that way and then everyone treated me different#bc ig they thought i was a certain way bc the teachers were overreacting a bit. i have no idea. i really just think that one white#girl just liked to bully me and didnt actually have a good reason why and im tired of trying to humor ppl thinking its bc i was a bigot 😒#like i wouldnt be surprisedif nowadays that how she tries to justify it but NONE of what she ever did was calling me out or anything#it was ALLLLL treating me different for being 'weird' in her eyes. but i digress.
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WHAT the fuck was this last pjo ep about
#pjo tv show spoilers ahead (tagging for the show is kinda rude right?)#what do you mean ''kronos is back'' ''oh ok thanks for the info'' what is that about#and why tf does luke's sword open portals that sounds suspiciously like that green thing in the movie#istg every episode makes me hate this show more#the movies may be bad but at least we got cool water powers#AND THEY DIDNT EVEN KILL GABE ON PURPOSE???#ngl im so mad about this show i would prefer if they had never made it ughh#the movies were bad but at least everyone aknowledged that now i gotta see people beign like oooh i love the showw like. shut. the. fuck. u#the show is just as bad as the movies imo idgaf that rick riordan worked on it#<- and that is something i will die mad about because it had so much potential#we didnt even get to see cool water powers there was just a big wave once and thats. it.#how tf did they spend so much on a show like this. barely any fight scenes a fade out every time percy is supposed to use his powers#seriously what did they do with all the money#i will obviously watch s2 if they ever make it but seriously fuck them i am a full time believer that the show sucks as much as the movies#mine#rant
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Hey should i put on my moms wedding dress or is that legit crazy
#just... I have to store it for her now.. idk it probably wont fit and if it doesn't its getting taken off immediately LMAO not breakingthay#shed legit kill me lmao#but also idk I assumed she saved it for me??? and even with testosterone like- lmao before top surgery it never wouldve fit#my mom was flat as fuck until she had kids smh rude ass genes gave me triple ds anyway#BUT I BET WERE SIMILAR IN SIZE AT LEAST??? worth a shot???#idk I legit havent worn a dress since I was 16 I kinda.. wanna try just to see how it looks and thats the only one available#which.. is probably insane lmao I should just idk hit a dressing room and bring some real#REALL gender vibey clothes too to offset or magve accessorize?? idk something to do lmao
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dude have you ever like. had a friend block/sb you over nothing or something so abysmally stupid that you're both hurt and just laughing in pure confusion?
stop it.
#please contact me like a normal person instead of sending anons#and maybe i can word my shit better instead of you being an asshole about it#maybe just fucking move on or something idk.#i literally told **** i did it on impulse.#i was NOT thinking clearly but i didnt wanna look like a total asshole and follow everyone back#i was stressed#so can you contact me maybe instead of being bitchy about it#thank you so much! also pro tip beware of contacting me when i got a iwc.. i dont word shit clearly. ever. thats kinda like what its there#:3!#mailbox#also fun fact! i can sb + hb whoever.. lol.#i literally do not need 2 talk to you first!! friend or not i can make my own decisions .. call me rude but lol!!!!!
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... being a system is so weird
#theres a 90% chance if youre talking to one of us for an extended period of time (2+ hours)#at least 15 minutes of that someone else was fronting completely#like theres shit in place because some of us can do a better impressions than others. and prefer fronting more than others.#im ashes backup and usually hes mine#unless for special occasions. then its nur for him and wisteria for me (ew)#we do feel a little bad about it. lying about who youre actually talking to#but switching and having no one notice is. kinda the point#masking [jazz hands]#i mean this in the least rude way but its fucking boring hanging out with ashes friends who im not friends with#i dont like them i dont care about them but i put up with them anyways because thats my job and i care about him#dont get too caught up about it if you think we switched on you and didnt bring it up#its not personal. we remember the entire interaction (unless its traumatic but thats a different can of worms). if we wanted you to#acknowledge the switch we wouldve told you about it#anyways yeah#i hated filling in when he was still friends w our r-pist the most though#trauma aside hes genuinely just an annoying and unlikeable person. i dont know how he put up with them#🦴 > rex speaking !!#this was a bad way of wording things btw dont acknowledge this#mostly talking to myself
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