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I GOT POKERUS IN MY BLACK 2 GAME???? THE THING RARER THAN GETTING A SHINY POKEMON ????? WHAT????
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MEANWHILE IN HOME SWEET BAR AU🍻
Eclipse, Ruin and all of the Infernal Machine staff are standing outside... As the sound of something large shuffling around inside can be heard. Along with some strange bird calls...
Eclipse: Alright... Who did it? I'm not mad I just want to know. Who put an emu in my bar?
Bartender 1: Honestly Eclipse, I have no idea. I just came back from the stock room and it was right there... And then it chased me out.
Bartender 2: Yeah I just walked in to start my shift and it was there. It had hate in its eyes. It looked like it was going to frickin mangle me so I backed up and went out the same way I came in.
Eclipse: (Sharp inhale) Oh... I think I can beat it in the HATRED department.
Ruin: Eclipse don't, I'm calling animal control.
Eclipse: That'll just take too long, it's a stupid bird. I've got it. (Goes in to deal with the big angry flightless bird)
Bartender 1: ...You think he can get rid of it?
Ruin: (Sighs) Well, Eclipse has a sea of untapped rage... But if the entire army of Australia couldn't beat these things, I don't think he's going to be very successful here.
(It's like the sound effects of Solar vs Jack, although with a lot more swearing and bird calls)
Bartender 2: Still... Who let's an emu into a bar? Was it a prank?
Bloodmoon: (Nobody even noticed he was coming up behind, initially for a kill... But now intrigued by the conversation) What is an emu?
The two human bartenders jump, Frank waves and Ruin is unfazed as he's looking up the number of animal control.
Ruin: A big angry flightless bird that Eclipse is most likely fighting off with a broom... Trying to get it out of the bar. But I think it's winning the fight.
Bloodmoon: (Chuckles and races inside, sensing a challenge)
The sounds increase 10x now peppered with the sounds of Bloodmoon laughing and snarling... Before all goes suddenly still... And Eclipse, rather disturbed, pokes his head out of the main door. Although it's clear he's splattered with a lot of blood.
Eclipse: ...okay... So somebody go around and try to drag one of the dumpsters out here to the front. We gotta dispose of an 80 pound dead bird... Wait... Oh gross... A... A 76 pound dead bird, no wait... Damn he's still eating it... 70 pounds? ...65 pounds... Wait... Wait DON'T YOU DARE THROW UP!!!
Ruin: (After a moment, changed from looking up animal control to something else...) Ah yes hello, Grimsly Crime Scene Cleaners? My name is Ruin and I am inquiring to see if cleaning up a mutilated emu in the middle of a Steampunk Bar might be something your services cover? Ah... Yes? Oh that's covered in your cleaning packages? Jolly good, I shall see you in a bit then!
They never speak of this incident again...
#tsams eclipse#tsams#tsams au#the sun and moon show#fnaf#fnaf au#dca au#dca#sun and moon show#tsams bloodmoon#sams solar#sams eclipse#sams au#Home Sweet Bar AU#sams ruin eclipse#tsams ruin#tsams ruin eclipse#Ruin x Eclipse#This is totally not me using humor to get over whatever the hell we just saw on today's episode#like seriously wtf#what a frickin mess#...about as much of a mess as what is happening here honestly...
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They had no right to make Pearl's Springfest outfit SO CUTE.
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how do they expect me to watch another episode after having my heart ripped out and stomped on when watching season 3 episode 10
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Ya know....
I am always seeing Horror, Red, and Classic (sometimes the reader themselves) trapped in an aquarium, shipped with the reader (or in the reader's case, with the skeletons) and everyone keeps dancing around the ONE cecaelia that I WANT to see in an aquarium shipped with the reader:
Nightmare!
You could write him as a deep sea cecaelia, or that he's somehow stuck in his small form. Like, there is soooo much potential there and NO ONE has done it yet!? I wanna read this! I want a Cecaelia Nightmare x aquarium employee reader where he is absolutely smitten with her! I want this in my life so badly!
(ps, if someone does write this, please tag me in it as a credit for the idea so I can read it)
#Why has this not been done!?#like seriously wtf#nightmare sans#nightmare sans x reader#nightmare x reader#leviathantale#??? maybe#cecaelia#Aquarium#aquarium date#possibly?#i want this
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Every once and a while I feel happy. Then i think about all the sapphic TV shows that have canceled...
And then I'm no longer happy.
#grease rise of the pink ladies#lesbian#gay#like seriously wtf#willow#a league of their own#i am not ok with this netflix#one day at a time
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this song will be the death of me
this album will NEVER be overrated. I will literally never get over myself and I never get over these fucking dog motifs
#csh#car seat headrest#twin fantasy#femcel#alternative#save me will toledo#kms#like seriously wtf#wtf am I doing here???#Spotify
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Hey mom, if you really wanted your house to be a safe space for me, you wouldn’t invite a known homophobe over while I’m here, and then call me sensitive when I tell you that I’m uncomfortable interacting with this person
#I cannot deal with being in this house much longer#like seriously wtf#this homophobic person is not actually coming over but the only reason is that there’s been too many other friends of my parents over#so their roster was already full#and she just casually mentioned this to me like it was no big deal???#how can you be comfortable with the idea of inviting a homophobe to your house while your gay daughter is also there?!?#how can you even be friends with that person while you have a gay daughter you say you ‘respect and accept’?!?#im just venting because Im so mad right now#watch she’s going to call ME intolerent for this#like yeah Im INTOLERENT TO HOMOPHOBIA IM LITERALLY GAY????#cw homophobia#tw homophobia#just fucking reminds me that Im not safe here and I have to constantly be on my toes because my safety is never considered
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Wtf I just opened the oven to make food and I found this
U think my sister forgot it was there
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Every time I see, or draw fanart of Usopp, "My guy pretty like a girl" from Chanel by Frank Ocean starts playing on repeat in my brain. Bro is gorgeous!
#like seriously wtf#he's got lashes for dayyysss#like I'm not joking even before ts he was the prettiest boy frfr#usopp#usopp one piece
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If I had a nickel for ever time a queer coded character who was friends with Finn Wolfhard and also named Eddie died being a hero, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
#eddie munson#stranger things#eddie kaspbrak#it 2017#finn wolfhard#richie tozier#mike wheeler#Eddie Munson deserved better#Eddie Kaspbrak deserved better#it’s weird that it happened twice#like seriously wtf#i miss them#reddie#steddie
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So, I've been trying to set up a discord server (gonna post it when I'm done cause it's directed at Gen Z prog fans), and holy shit. It's a LOT more work than I thought. How do people do this shit.
#storytime with violet#like seriously wtf#and it's a lot easier since the last time i tried to do it too
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Twitter seriously deep-fries my art to hell every time I upload anything with a chromatic aberration 😭
#like seriously wtf#they keep ruining the quality#even if I upload with a large canvas size#it still deep-fries them to hell and back#sleip-art#sleip#doodle
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honestly full offense to chloe and I love her I do but I would literally never remove the extremely sentimental bullet necklace gift my best friend and partner for years gave me just to appease the romantic interest I’ve only known for like,,, a couple months
#even if she’d known pierce for longer I still think it’s bs tho#like seriously wtf#‘I can’t expect you to be ok with this’#it is literally none of his business#ahskshsj anyways this is a rant#honestly the one thing that bothered me the most was the way she treated the necklace like… wtf#lucifer netflix#lucifer fox#chloe decker#lucifer morningstar#marcus pierce#anti chloe decker#not really cause I love her#but just to be on the safe side lol#myramblings
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If I ever meet the CEO of College Board it's on sight
#why does it take $12 and a gazillion weeks to send a score digitally to a college#why does it cost like a hundred dollars to sign up for an AP test even if you register by the deadline...#...and like a gazillion more dollars if you register late#oh and then if you want to cancel it costs even more money#and to top it all off#you can't even SEE how you fucking did on your test all you get is a fucking rating out of five#like seriously wtf#what did i get right?? and what didn't i??#and they have a monopoly on the whole college admissions process which means your email and name and other important info is w/them...#...which means they get to sell it to other colleges 🤩#so now my email gets a gazillion messages from colleges i wouldn't even consider applying to#there is literally nothing good about the college board#it is the epitome of capitalism#fuck the college board#college applications#appblr#sat test#ap tests#capitalism#privacy#college board
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gaslighting has no business being so hot
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