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lordseochangbin · 4 years

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Crime n Mystery- Lee Felix

description: [3k words] felix FBI agent au w/ a possible plot

warnings: curses, slight masturbation (?) no idea what it is lmfaooo

a/n: ive always wanted to write a murder mystery so this is to get it started! if it does well ill think about continuing it because im not sure if anyone enjoys criminal mind things as much as i do

This guy was going on a date with no cologne on? Disgusting. You had a knack of judgment, already being able to predict the outcome of this guy’s dinner after driving so many lovebirds to their dates. A typical Saturday night called for taxi driver business and you loved the amount of money that came through but in the end, you couldn’t help but wonder when you would be driving yourself to a date.

You carried a decent amount of knowledge after three years, your best bet was when you told one of your customers she was about to be broken up with, only to see her back in your car asking for a ride a few minutes after arriving. You could tell where these people were going, what their plans were just from their location and attire. A decent amount of knowledge.

Sometimes there were “those” type of people. Failures of being a woman in the driver’s seat (which shouldn’t be a problem smh). “Those” people who ask to sit in the front seat to play the radio only to try to get their hands in your pants. “Those” people who try to sit right behind you and try to whisper things in your ear. “Those” people who- you get the idea. But with no excuse, you carried pepper spray around your neck all the time for when it was necessary.

The woman that had just stepped in your taxi, you couldn’t seem to get a grip on. She wore a poker face, hands crossed as she scrolled through what seemed to be “Tinder”. Maybe it was a Tinder date. After arriving at the restaurant you watched as she left your car, her ass sticking out in her bodycon dress along with the sound of her high heels clicking.

“Hey wait, aren’t you going to pay?” You groan before turning around to see the exact amount in cash on the seat. You peeked inside the restaurant to see a full crowd, someone in there is going to need a ride for sure, so you turn on your taxi light and wait for the next customer to arrive.

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Rolling up the sleeves to his white button-up, Felix makes his way through the crowded restaurant. He was lucky enough to have found his first suspect on a tinder website and couldn’t believe how vulnerable she was for having accepted his request to meet. Little did she know his identity.

His co-worker Angel claimed it was the profile picture that must’ve swooned her, the forced smile and nose scrunch hiding his secret demeanor. Felix was handsome, his hair combed back and his cheeks covered with light brown freckles. It was easy for him to pass as a college student or gas station employee- a bit of makeup was all he needed. Thus holds today, meeting a suspect who expects a perfect tinder date, only to be disappointed.

Finding the small table in the corner, Felix casually grabs the seat, looking into the girl’s eyes before asking “Is this seat taken?”

A slight smirk meets her face before she replies, “If your name is Alex then yes”

“Alex?” Felix replies, sitting down across from her, “Lucky guy”

From the way she smiled at his response to her soft pink cheeks, Felix could already tell she was lured into the game. He was annoyed yet relieved, his good looks always gave him entry, along with his deep voice. He could practically read women like a book.

Her bright red hair seems fake, even in the pictures and the amount of makeup is quite visible, she’s trying hard to hide her identity as well.

“Hm, care for a drink Alex?”

Felix pouted his lips, free drinks from his number one suspect? A big win. But his boss checking his BAC? Not really.

Playing with the edge of the plastic menu in front of him Felix refuses, “No thanks. Otherwise, I wouldn’t be able to drive you home after this”

The woman’s lips gasp at his words, “You’re driving me home after this?”

A light chuckle leaves Felix’s lips as his hand meets her thigh, giving it a small squeeze before whispering in her ear, “I think you’ll want me to drive you home after this”

God, it always worked. Of course, she throws her head back at his touch. Felix feels like internally cringing. Her skins rough like scales and he wants to remove it so badly. Her hand goes to his wrist, moving his hand up her thigh as her eyes shut in bliss. Disgusting, disgusting, Felix can’t form words on how not turned on he is. Maybe he should just end this now.

“But unfortunately, I’ll have to drive you to the Los Angeles Police for continuous accounts of larceny and grand theft”

The woman gave Felix a blank stare, slowly closing her legs. The small action made Felix smirk as he pulled out his cuffs from under his suit, “Can’t get away now- Fuck!”

Jumping out of her seat, the woman dashed for the door through crowded people. Trying to make his way through, Felix thought about calling for backup.

Sure, he should’ve came with his partner Ashton but he just quit the job, leaving Felix alone on tracking cases like these until he finds a new partner. The sounds of laughter and the smell of alcohol filled his senses in the midst of his thoughts. He needed to catch this woman and finally put an end to the city’s robberies.

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God, how long were you sleeping? You rubbed your eyes in an attempt of clearing your blurry sight at watch the front door of the restaurant in hopes of someone needing a ride when suddenly a woman runs out. Her hand is held onto her purse as she runs down the street, jumping into the car in front of you and driving away. “Woah, WOAH!” You exclaim as a guy jumps into your passenger’s seat.

“Follow that car!! Follow the car!!” Your eyes freeze on the man next to you as he quickly puts on his seatbelt. “Hello? Can you fucking drive??” He asks, waving his hand in front of your face before you could get a hold of the situation. Your eyes peek inside his suit, an FBI badge hidden behind the clothes before you could step on the pedal. “I have ALWAYS wanted to be in the middle of a pursuit, I’ll follow the car!” You squeal in excitement, speeding up before you could catch up with the Honda Civic.

The guy next to you pulls up his phone, muttering some words in the call before getting an address. “Y-yeah, uhhh I just got in some taxi and the driver is following our criminal.” Shit, so this is some police stuff?

You try to keep your cool as the Civic you’re chasing speeds through traffic, breezing through the cars and way over the speed limit.

“Look, I work for the FBI, I’m sorry if I scared you by getting in your car all of the sudden but I seriously need to catch this guy, o-or girl. If you could press on it a bit-”

“Are you fucking crazy?! I’m going at 75!!” You exclaim, your hands aching in pain from gripping on the wheel.

“The limit is 65, I’m a cop!! You won’t get a ticket!”

You turn to his side and smirk, “I won’t get a ticket?”

The guy rolls his eyes before sighing in relief, “You won’t get a ticket”

“If you say so” You tsk as you press on the pedal again, “Hold on tight~”

Felix’s eyes glow as the car’s engine below you burns, the sudden speed pulls the both of you back but your reactions are quite different. The man next to you is holding onto his seat for his life while you’re living the time of your life.

“Can you be a little more responsible?? I’m trying to catch a criminal here”

“A bit responsible? You literally just got into a stranger’s car and asked them to drive”

“You’re a taxi driver, you should at least have some experience in traffic”

“Only when I’m following the ro-WATCH!” You swerve past a car in front of you that slowed down, your hand on Felix’s chest as you hold him back to make sure he’s safe. Your act took Felix by surprise, his focus completely thrown off before you could place your hand on the wheel.

“Okay, okay sorry. I-I’ll try my best, I can see the car ahead of us” You sputter our nervously.

Felix clears his throat and fixes his suit before eyeing the car again. “It looks like it’s taking a turn on Union, maybe going to one of the backstreets”

“Should I keep my distance?”

“Hmm, depends. Is this car bulletproof?” He asks, arching an eyebrow as you pout your lips.

“Fuck off” You roll your eyes before cautiously driving into one of the more hidden streets of the city.

Suddenly the Civic stopped, causing Felix to jump up in his seat as he watches. The woman gets out of her car, her figure suddenly disappearing.

“Park right here,” Felix asked, “If you don’t see me in ten, try calling the police, but I doubt you’ll have to do that” He winks before closing the door.

You take a gasp in relief, looking around the dark neighborhood and locking the doors to your car. What are you going to do now? A random FBI agent got into your car and now you’re stuck here for ten minutes… waiting. Anything could be going on inside there. Shit, what if he gets shot? Or kidnapped?? You covered your mouth at the thought, no that can’t happen. He seemed too cocky to be easily fought against.

Left with your thoughts, you couldn’t keep the idea of the FBI agent’s figure off your mind. I mean, you’re not saying he’s hot or anything but… well. Can you blame yourself? What else should you be thinking about when you just gave a ride to some guy and possibly put him in danger. You would never be able to forgive yourself if something happened to him, even if he asked you to.

“Maybe I should go,” You tell yourself before shaking your head. “No.. no he told me to wait here, just 8 more minutes.” You stared at the clock inside your car and anxiously stuff your phone inside your coat pocket. “Screw this” You mutter before getting out.

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You take a risky corner, entering the blindspot which the woman had disappeared into when you were in the car. A gust of wind blew your way, the chills growing goosebumps on your skin as the anticipation waited. God bless all the seasons of Criminal Minds you had watched, you felt like you were prepared for anything. In fact, the building you stepped into was completely empty. Tip-toeing into the place, you hid yourself between two storage containers before you could feel it shift a bit.

A few groans and sounds of stress were heard from inside. Was there more than one person here? You feel your heartbeat out of your chest, back pressed against the metal container as you slid closer to its entrance.

It was when the container moved that you couldn’t hide any longer, an uncalled gasp pasted your lips and blew your cover.

“Is someone else here?” You heard a woman’s voice ask, your fingers growing numb as you felt yourself exposed.

When you found yourself in broad attention, you saw the person Felix was looking for heading towards you, gun in her hand, and a fierce look in her eyes. “Who’s this?”

Over the person’s shoulder, you could see Felix bunched up in the corner of the container, hands over his stomach as a patch of blood started to build upon his side. His eyes showed fear as he gestured his head to run, but you knew you couldn’t leave him like this.

“I asked, who are you, sweetie?” The woman asked again before finally stepping in front of you.

Peeked over to see Felix again, you scrunch your fingers up in a fist trying to blow off some heat.

“I… I’m-” Grabbing your pepper spray bottle around your neck, you sprayed the woman’s eyes causing her to fall on the floor. Once she fell you quickly kicked the gun out of her hands, grabbing the weapon and running towards Felix. You could hear the woman groan in pain but you could care less.

“Are you okay?” You asked, grabbing his arm and throwing it over your shoulder.

“Yeah I’m fine” Felix panted out, his eyes wincing in pain. “Just be careful, there’s guards on the other doors so use that entrance, it’s closer to your car”

You made your best attempt to leave the room as soon as possible, the exit was just a few steps closer but the woman who was once blinded with pepper spray was now up on her feet.

“OI, DID YOU NOT HEAR ME SCREAMING?” She exclaimed, calling at the guards from each exit. You quickly slid in between two containers, pulling Felix in front of you.

Felix looked to the side, the awkward positioning giving you two no space. You could only look at him in the midst of events. His face filled with freckles, brown eyes, lightly shaded features and blonde hair. You clenched your jaw, trying to keep yourself together as a guard passed by you two.

You felt a wet patch growing on your chest, causing you to look down at Felix’s wound. The chest to chest contact had not only gotten your cheeks pink but also your coat, fancy. As soon as the guards followed the girl, Felix tapped your shoulder and pointed at the exit as you assisted him out.

“We have to be quick, the guards are probably looking for us” He panted as he let go of you, opening the door as you ran to your driver’s seat.

“Is that a bullet wound?? You’re bleeding so much, do I call 911?” You exclaimed, looking at him for a response.

“Just drive!” Felix exclaimed, watching as the guards started the move out of the building.

“Fuck, fuck!!” You screamed, pressing on the accelerator as the car backed up. You shook in fear when you felt your car being shot. “Felix, I already told you this shit isn’t bulletproof!! It’s just a freaking Toyota!!” You cried out, watching as the bodyguards chased towards you.

Felix pulled out a gun from under his jeans before opening the window and shooting at the guards. “Keep going, it’s fine” He puffed out before you could finally meet the road. You quickly changed gears to drive and found yourself on a crowded street.

“Felix! Felix?” You asked, looking to your right to find him clenching onto his shirt. “Shit, you’re bleeding even more, should I drive to the hospital?”

“No, no just pull over” He whispered back, “Check if we lost them and pull over, if not go to a hotel nearby”

Thanks to your years of being a taxi driver, you knew the streets like the back of your hand. Making a few turns you found yourself at a motel that your friend owned. You pulled up at the drive-thru, soon realizing that Felix was next to you.

Trying your best to cover him with your figure, you thanked your friend and grabbed a key to an empty room.

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“Oh my god, that’s so- eek!” You screeched as Felix removed the bullet from his waist.

Turning around, you felt a similar pain growing on your side just from the sight of Felix’s injury.

“It’s over, you can look now” Felix rolled his eyes, laying back on the bed carefully so he wouldn’t stain the sheets.

You turned around, slowly opening your eyes to find him resting against the bedrest. “Umm, I can go chill with my friend downstairs if you want to relax that… seems pretty serious”

“No it’s fine, you can stay in bed with me if you’d like”

“I mean, wait what?!”

Felix smirked at your response, chuckling in pain as his laughs caused pained to his stomach. “Oh come on, I saw the way you were checking me out earlier”

You gasped at his words, “What a cocky bitch. This is coming from the same guy who said ‘If you don’t see me in ten, try calling the police, but I doubt you’ll have to do that’” You mocked in his deep voice.

“Hey- it was your problem for not waiting ten minutes. If you had waited I’m sure I would’ve found a way out of there”

“Excuse me?” You asked sarcastically, walking towards him. “Oh were you not going to thank me for saving your life right now?”

Felix sat up on the bed, his lips inches away from yours before whispering “Would you like me to?”

You pushed him back in his place before crossing your arms. Felix did the same, crossing his arms and closing his eyes as he grabbed onto the sheet. “ I think the injury is getting worse even after I took out the bullet”

“It seriously doesn’t hurt?” You asked, eyeing the cut and clothes torn with blood, the white material of his suit slowly dissipating. “Maybe we should clean it up” You run to the bathroom to grab some towels, filling a bath bowl with water and returning.

“Here,” You said, handing him the things before he could close his eyes.

“I don’t think I can do it myself, can you?”

You look back down at the clothed wound, dipping the cloth in water and dabbing it.

“I swear to god, take off the shirt please” He groans, arching his back at the contact of cold water.

You feel a gulp down your throat as you slowly unbutton his white shirt, his broad sweaty chest being exposed before revealing the wound for itself.

Watching his facial expressions, you slowly clean up the bullet wound and remove his shirt so you could cool him down with the hot water.

“Thank you” He mutters out, “Thank you for not freaking out on me, it’s honestly surprising that you didn’t ask me when I’m calling for backup… or how you even trusted me in the first place”

“It’s fine, today would’ve been another Saturday I supposed if I wasn’t saving some FBI agent’s life”

Felix chuckled at your response, “Taxi driver huh? You don’t seem fit for the job”

“Oh really? It’s been three years and I’m doing just fine. What do you see me as?”

Felix’s eyebrows wrinkled in thought before he could answer, “Maybe an FBI agent… in fact, would you like to be my partner?”

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groundramon · 6 years

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Homph I finished tri and I wrote down my thoughts as I was watching because I had too many funny shitposts and nobody to share them with bc charlie hasn’t watched tri yet

PS i wont be reblogging tri spoilers (besides MINOR stuff like, digivolutions of already confirmed digivolution lines or non-spoilery shitposts, but I’ll try to tag shitposts as #tri spoilers anyways [digivolutions specific to tri ill tag as well but not ones that were already basically confirmed]) for a while so ur safe here! I’m just gonna like everything/most things because then I can rb em to hisyaryumon lmao (also u should check out hisyaryumon....its me n charlie’s digimon blog)

EP 1:

- ok. alright. ok. good. they’re dealing with kari’s emotions now instead of just. nothing. ok. alright. cool. Still dont like how obscure/”artsy” they’re being with it, this is digimon not kagerou project, but ok.

- Also. I stand by tk and kari being one of the few good straight ships in digimon. just saying.

- kari: this is my fault... me: god damn it shut up you little brat also me: god relatable ALSO me: ill take whatever display of emotions i can get

- I love how nobody believes tai is dead like. They’re upset and worried but they’re also like “nah. he cant be. that fucking asshole just left us in our time of need” (actually only matt is the last one)

- Gabumon i would die for you also im crying and I think that’s the first time tri managed to make me fucking CRY

EP 2:

- I had thoughts but then the 02 kids happened and I entered another plane of reality. I don’t feel real right now

- the only one I can remember is evil!gennai being a dumbass and being like “SUFFER AND SQUIRM YOU PATHETIC HUMANS AS YOU FIGHT OVER THE LAST SEAT” 1. humans are KNOWN for their ability to care for others you dumb obvious fuck and 2. is. is the entire tube going? because that tube can fit too people if they squish. This isn’t a joke I’m serious it can.

- oh yeah also when i saw whomstever the fuck his name is (adult guy who i love but fuck names) and he was all bloodied i was like “its a cold day in hell when i see blood in digimon” (I think there was blood in an earlier ep but shh idc)

EP 3:

- didn’t nishijima start off as a fucking life coach to these kids. What the fuck he was supposed to help them find a career not emotionally scar them by bloodily dying in front of one of them

- im realizing that the reason hackmon was always in his cloak, in the shadows, standing still is that they cannot animate him in any normal position for the life of him. I drew him with better anatomy when i was 14 and didn’t have a tablet. No seriously, look:

I didn’t say it wasn’t bad, you guys are just underestimating how bad the anatomy on this poor creature is. Why cant ppl draw dracomon or hackmon correctly imma cry

- ordinemon has the best reaction faces

the best part about these two screenshots is that they literally cut one to the other, first the first one to the second one and then it cuts back to the first one. They were really proud of these stupid ass expressions.

- I started overcoming my dissociation shock from the second episode and my hypercritical mind was analyzing the shit out of everything that happened (it is Not happy) but then evil!gennai called kari and evil goddess and idk if he’s exaggerating to make her feel bad or if she’s literally a fucking god of chaos and destruction and either way im like

she did kinda like. Watch wizardmon die, watch tai die, watch gatomon get absorbed. The dark ocean is just a metaphor for depression and honestly if 02 wasn’t all over the fucking place I think Kari would’ve had some pretty decent development in it. Actually you know what, I’m using that as an angle to approach Tri at now, wish me luck bc i might actually give it more leeway now

EP 4:

- I’m not dissociating but I forgot to say anything again and I already forgot what happened

- Cant believe mei is fucking dead

EP 5:

- I like to imagine that Tai got there like a few minutes ago, but he was like “well damn guess yall figured it out without me. alright ill just. see if I need to do anything” and then meicoomon was Still Bad so he waited for when she struck just to make the most badass entrance possible. Fucking extra ass bitch

- I forgot to write anything again but uhhh I wasn’t satisfied so anyways lets just get into the Juicy Details

Originally I was actually planning to be kinder to Tri than I expected. Was very invested during it. ‘Round the end of the last ep I realized hmmm no this isn’t working out. Where are the 02 kids. You should’ve brought them in to save the day. That would’ve been SO cool and SO fun. Fucking cowards.

god I’m kinda tired so I’m going to address a couple things I still had problems with, note that this isn’t everything it’s just everything I felt comfortable yelling about without rewatching past eps. Like I forgot nishijima was all bloodied and presumably died in the last part until they brought it up and I was like “????” ALSO DID THE LADY WHO WAS HIS PARTNER OR W/E KILL HERSELF WITH THE GUN SHE FOUND, I JUST REALIZED LITERALLY AS I WAS TYPING THIS THAT SHE FOUND A GUN AND THEN I THINK IT CUT TO BLACK AND I’M

DID SHE FUCKING KILL HERSELF WHAT THE FUCK

anyways my problems:

1. They did joe. really dirty. I’ll write a more proper rant on this sometime later (mostly bc charlie is MUCH better at talking about joe than I am) but basically I can tell you that his character development in the movies squandered his OG character development. He’s basically an entirely different person. Like Tri joe isn’t bad, besides being largely neglected (yes he has a whole half a movie to himself, no that doesn’t make up for it all), its just...not OG joe. He’s a fine character just not the same character, and its NOT fine when you put the two together.

2. THEY DID THE 02 KIDS EVEN DIRTIER IM SO BITTER sorry you nostalgia-blind, money-hungry fucks at bandai, but the 02 cast is PART OF THE ADVENTURES UNIVERSE. The only people who hate 02 are ones who like the characters but hate the mess of the storyline at the end, or are completely irrational and elitist about their love of the digimon series and would greatly re-evaluate their opinions if they watched the original series and 02 back to back. They couldn’t even show them in some kind of group montage at the end??? Standing in the background when they call Mei??? Why couldn’t they call mei from a home phone also, but that’s a less important problem idc that much. It was a cute scene besides the lack of 02 characters. Whatever. AND THE PROBLEM IS LIKE kari and tk? This entire time??? Were like “oh they disappeared. oops” instead of being frantically searching for their lost friends??? Like i get tk and kari probably have fucking ptsd and can’t express any emotions because they watched important people die in front of their eyes at an incredibly young age but also 1. they didn’t address the ramifications of ptsd, so fuck that theory/excuse and 2. THAT??? WOULD ONLY MAKE THEM LOOK HARDER??? and put on a brave face as they look, but inside they’re so scared and so worried. Not just “oh sweet, they were found/saved, theyre in the hospital but that’s fine” like WHAT theyre fucking assholes if that’s what they’d canonically do lmao. God I am SO bitter over the ENTIRE thing with the 02 kids, it would’ve been BETTER if they were deleted from the fucking canon entirely. Would I have still been bitter? Yes. But at least I wouldn’t be madder at TK and Kari too.

3. I stand 100% by the notion that Digimon is not and will never be cut out to be an adults’ franchise. It wasn’t designed for adults, and it can’t be skewered towards adults. These particular characters were designed for kids to relate to and find entertaining. They do not work when placed into an adult setting. Like, can you imagine a character like Ed from FMA going to the Digimon world? I guess in a way that’s just Marcus but like. Just imagine the FMA cast in Digimon Adventure. It doesn’t work. Digimon Tri is basically that except real. Also Data Squad was darker than Adventure so my joke doesn’t even work.

I guess my primary point is that Tri isn’t mature enough of a setup for an adult audience. It puts a focus on being “complex” and “philosophical” instead of working within Digimon’s constraints and making something good and adult out of that. Like! Digimon is a fucking TOY COMMERCIAL. Don’t give me messages about the futility of human life. I want bad puns and emotional characters. That’s what Digimon has ALWAYS been, and ideally always will be. Tri could’ve made itself more mature by dealing with the ramifications of the Digital World’s events, how it affected the kids psychologically and dealing with healing old scars. It would’ve been a more mature take on a story we loved and would use things we loved about the story already - the fact that it took so much time exploring characters’ emotions and was surprisingly mature for the time - to make itself better. You need to take the aspects that drew adults to the show and amplify them, not just slap on a complex story and unfunny dialogue and be like “oh this is fine, right?”

It’s not that Digimon can’t exist as an adult property, its just that if it repeats what Tri did, it’s got no merit and in my eyes the franchise is dead. If it survives I guess I’ll be happy that people can still enjoy it but I find it unsustainable and unsatisfying to fans of the older series. Tri is just a fuckfest of highly specific nostalgia that tries too hard to appeal to old fans without capturing what made the original series so magical, and in part thats because the original series WASN’T FOR ADULTS. I don’t know about the Digimon Story games, bc they’re T-rated so perhaps they’re a better take on an adult Digimon story than Tri? But you either need to make your own characters and lore specifically for an adult-oriented Digimon season, or perish. Also, please make it a series and not a group of movies. Getting four eps every 6-9 months was hell.

I stand by saying Appmon is a more faithful Digimon season than Tri to Digimon’s original spirit. I believe it holds more potential for success than Tri and better embodies the spirit of the older Digimon seasons. It’s dumb, its corny, it has horrible puns, but I LOVE it because it also has a deep dark story and emotional moments. If you dislike Tri and you agree with things I said that make it unlikeable, I highly recommend giving Appmon a chance - if you watch a few episodes and think “oh yeah, I guess this is decent” you’re going to like it. It’s everything Digimon has always been and hopefully always will be, just with a different concept. And hopefully the end of the series doesn’t leave a sour taste in my mouth and I have to redact this statement haha since I’m not done with it yet, but I’ve heard good things about it so I’m hoping not so.

Overall, if you watch Tri, don’t get your hopes up. It resolves everything okay-ish but it’s a pretty forgettable anime on its own and simply doesn’t work as part of the Digimon franchise.

I am, however, pretty interested in what evil!gennai said at the end about Diaboromon and Daemon. It raises interesting questions about the timeline too. We know Daemon is in the dark ocean, so perhaps that’s a hint at a future project? (They did confirm a future project btw, in conjunction with tri being over) But what about Diaboromon? I dont believe that Our War Game (I think thats what its called?) took place after Tri, based on the outfits and ages and stuff, but I also don’t remember the movies that well. Could Diaboromon still be out there too? It’s interesting.

However, because of the lackluster performance of Tri, I don’t have my hopes up and I really hope that this “next project” goes in a different direction. Although I guess if they include the 02 kids, I’ll be somewhat less salty...

Side note, did they ever explain why the gennais went evil? Like ? That’s a pretty important thing. The gennais helped SAVE the human world in 02. And I get that apparently Tri is ignoring 02′s ending but still. It’s shitty, because Gennai was still a good guy in the original too (and also they cant just keep is younger look and act like 02 never happened) MAYBE its something I missed but I dont think so. God there’s just. So much wrong with Tri. I’m very displeased and very bitter and I wanna get back to Appmon asap.

It’s got good moments, its got bad moments, I dont know, I don’t care. There’s nothing wrong with you if you like it, there’s nothing wrong with you if you don’t, and there’s nothing wrong with you if you flip flop and are split like me. I just wish Tri fulfilled its potential instead of becoming a boring mess.

#stormy speaks #digimon

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tyra-atm · 6 years

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so tonight were gonna get what i like to call a little crazy, I'm gonna speak from my head and possibly my heart idk whatll come up bc I'm just gonna go off lol. SO to start uhhhhhhhhhh i haven't really been the type that needs a boyfriend of any type of constant boy in my life to feel okay but lately ive just been really wanting one and i feel like its all online now and i hate that because i really am so charismatic in person and easy to talk to and make friends much quicker but online is just so guarded and weird for me and it makes things not genuine. ughhhhh i hate it because how do i meet people when i have the same people in my classes all the time and i mean who really just approaches people they are attracted to??? uhh no one that's who. so yess i talk to them (people I'm attracted to in my classes) but its in class which is always a more focused convo.......i just don't know how i am suppose to find my person when everything is structured the way it is. and i honestly think I'm such a catch too like damnn how does this work. do i really have to resort to tinder dates for a boyfriend.

ANYWAYS ive considered trying to join a phone sex company for money idk how it works haven't even looked into it but i wanna try bc i think voices are hot and i need and want money! ive sold a couple pictures in my day hahaha and i decided it wasn't for me idkidkidk also tmi but I'm still a virgin and i don't want to be bc i wanna have casual sex and because of this fake stigma of virginity i cant bc i want it to be with someone special also i may be trickling on becoming an alcoholic...like i can feel that becoming an issue when i turn 21 bc as an 18 year old a couple days without it makes me want it again... and i don't even have access to it like that.

kali uchis or however u spell its new album is full of summer bangers that make u feel sexy an expensive and i love it. also side note since a lot of this is sex based already i think i would be so fun as a partner bc I'm so down to try so many things and i watched that show slut ever on viceland and....realized I'm into more than i though so that was wild lol and i recommend that show its really interesting i hope it ddoesnt get canceled.

hmmmm what else i cant wait for the originals to come back uhh i just got my medical recommendation for weed soo I'm about to be even more irresponsible lmao and I'm gonna try edibles for the first time. i don't even know how to roll a blunt or know anything about weed lol so ill have to buy a pre rolled i guess. also since I'm in cali can i like smoke outside orr whats the rules on all that lol

hmmmmm uhhh I'm gonna look into the phone sex line stuff now oh and also why tf are boys so fucking rude hahahahaha i know that contradics half of this but seriously only send sweet guys my way bc i cant with the deadbeat assholes anymore i really cant tdo it its exhausting

that's all folks

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hitamory-dead-blog · 7 years

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Oh boi a mermaid AU

OK I KNOW MERMAID AUS ARE LIKE RIDICULOUSLY POPULAR AND MAYBE A LITTLE OVERUSED BUT IM HONESTLY ADMITTING THAT I FRICKIN LOVE SOME OF EM SO I WROTE A LITTLE THING FOR A BNHA MERMAID AU AND FUCKIN UHHH I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT AND MAYBE IF YOU GUYS LIKE IT ILL WRITE A THING FOR IT ON AO3 AFTER I UPDATE ALL MY OTHER FICS RIP

(Seriously tho, I came up with this on the fly so if it’s not great pls forgive ; v ; )

Izuku stared again at the bathroom sink, stomach twisting into knots. Slowly, he reached forward and turned on the water as his face twisted with worry. He stared at the stream of water, so insignificant several days earlier, but now…

Every cell in his body was screaming at him to turn it off and leave, but he ignored his instincts and slowly extended his hand towards the cold stream. As soon as the icy water came in contact with his hand, he felt thousands of tiny pinpricks wherever the water touched. He winced slightly, resisting the urge to yank his hand away for a few seconds longer.

Finally, he withdrew his hand and stared at his palm. With a mortified expression, his fears were confirmed as he now noticed webbing spreading between his clawed fingers. Shimmering, dark green scales, the same shade as his hair, had replaced the sun-browned skin of his hand.

“It wasn’t a dream…I really am…” he groaned, leaning on the edge of the sink with his weight on his elbows.

The whole thing with Bakugo being attacked by the Leviathan, Izuku running in to help, being saved from the brink of death by the legendary Hunter All Might, and finding out that the only reason he was still alive was because All Might had granted him the ‘ability’ to become a merfolk as soon as he touched water. Yes, the merfolk Hunter All Might had been, and always would be, Izuku’s number one idol, and he’d dreamed of becoming a Leviathan Hunter ever since he was small, but this wasn’t how he imagined he’d be forced to get over his fear of water.

As it had turned out, All Might was actually a human granted the ability One for All, and with it, would become a merman when he touched the water. He wasn’t the pureblooded merfolk the world thought he was, nor was he the giant of a man everyone had seen on TV. On top of that, a severe injury a several years back had placed a restriction on the amount of time his body would remain in the form of a merman, capped at three hours…but Izuku had no time limit. He would apparently remain in this merfolk form until his body was dry. Which would definitely be a pain in the ass in the long run.

All Might had thrown Izuku the excuse that 'I managed to get through my time at Yuuei pretty much on my own with this ability, so it shouldn’t be too hard with me helping you!’ Apparently the holder often developed one or more abilities along with the alternate form they took, which would be a plus side in his journey to becoming a Hunter. Still…

…this 'becoming-a-merperson-whenever-you-touch-water-no-matter-where-you-are’ thing wasn’t really the greatest development. Izuku raised his head a bit, glaring at the water still flowing from the tap.

And here I thought I was afraid of water before now.

Merfolk weren’t actually considered a good thing in society. All Might was…well, he was an exception. The rest of them were all savage creatures with sharp teeth, claws, hypnotic voices, and a thirst for human blood. They were lumped in with the rest of the monsters that dwelled in the sea—all known as Leviathans. This meant that, if Izuku was found out in his merfolk form…

…yeah, it wouldn’t be good.

A shudder ran through his body at the thought of what could happen as he reached out his scaly hand to turn off the tap. This was a lot harder with smooth scales, so he just uttered a curse word under his breath and switched hands to turn it off. Then, he stared at his hand, spreading out his fingers to look at the webbing between them. This really wasn’t very nice to look at. It was like a duck’s foot, but the webbing was thin enough that light passed through it. His hand was beginning to dry off by this time, scattered patches of scales fading back into his own skin.

“You can do this. You wanted to be a Hunter, right? You got what you wanted, and now you’re gonna have to get over that fear of the water. There isn’t any way around it…” he murmured encouragement to himself, but it wasn’t helping much.

He decided to watch his hand and wait in the bathroom until it had gone completely back to normal. It’d be pretty hard to explain if his mother saw that her son’s hand had become the hand of a merperson.

Oh BOI headcanons(?):

-Heroes are called Hunters in this AU and the villains consist of merfolk and sea monsters. The villains are called Leviathans in this AU.

-One For All is an ability that can only be transferred when 1) The recipient has a near-death experience at sea and 2) The giver actively wants to give the ability to the recipient. Just like in canon.

-One For All is an ability that gives the holder all the abilities of a merfolk, but the side effect is that the holder’s physiology changes as well when their body comes in contact with water

-Instead of being Quirkless, the thing that stops Izuku from becoming a Hunter is an intense fear of the ocean. I know I said ‘water’ in the excerpt but shh, it’s the ocean.

-All Might is thought by the world to be the first (and only) benevolent merfolk out there, and I still need to flesh out his character more in this AU but yes he graduated from Yuuei. I’m thinking maybe he’s known around the school as Toshinori Yagi in his withered form as a trusted faculty member, but he’s known by the world as All Might, the Hunter who also happens to be a merperson. Like a kinda Peter Parker/Spider-Man or Bruce Wayne/Batman thing, you feel? I need to think about it more, I’m bad at explaining myself.

-The thing Izuku mentioned with Bakugo is that scene in ep 2 where the sludge villain gets set loose and tries to take over Bakugo’s body. Except in this AU, it was a kraken/huge frickin’ octopus that came up onto the land to kill a human for food. It tried getting Izuku first, but was thwarted by All Might, then later it caught Bakugo and was trying to drag him out to sea. Izuku was the first one to move and when he tried saving Bakugo, he got grabbed instead and nearly drowned. He wakes up to find that oh boy, All Might was duly impressed by Izuku’s heroic actions and wanted to save him so yea he gave Izuku One For All to (mostly) save his life. Izuku’s thrilled about this until he finds out that ‘oh boy, he’s also gonna change form when exposed to water.’

-Yeah, All Might spends a lot of time trying to help Izuku with his fear of the ocean and it’s tough but he’s being the best Dad Might.

-Bakugo bullies Izuku about wanting to be a Hunter despite being deathly terrified of the sea.

- Shit boi, idk if this is a good AU but I like it so far, lemme know what you guys think and I might continue this

#bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #fic #mermaid au #izuku midoriya #where the water is flowing

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Flowers are the best medicine

Star moaned in pain as she felt her body ache from her cold. She rolled over in her bed, pulling the covers over her face. Her eyes felt too sensitive to the light, her body felt hot but somehow had cold chills hitting her every now and then. Needless to say, she wasn’t having a good day so far.

“Hey Star?”

She slowly opened her eyes and lowered the covers to see her best friend standing next to the bed.

She smiled and weakly responded, “Hey Marco.”

Marco gave a sympathetic look to the poor girl. This was her first cold on earth, meaning her immune system wasn’t prepared to deal with the oncoming sickness. He knew he should’ve done more than just scold Star when she went dumpster diving for stale donuts and bagels. The only thing that surprised him was the fact that she didn’t catch anything sooner. “I brought you some soup. Maybe it’ll make you feel better.”

He handed over a nice how bowl of chicken noodle soup, carefully placing it on Star’s lap.

“Uuuggghhhhh Marco, I don’t feel like eating,” she complained, wanting to hide under her blankets again.

“I know, but you haven’t eaten anything all day. You’re body’s gonna need something if you want to get better.”

Star gave a sigh of defeat before picking up the spoon and bringing it to her mouth. She took a small sip when-

“OW! Hot hot hot hot hot hot!”

Marco laughed to himself. “It’s soup, Star. It’s supposed to be hot.”

She pouted. “And here I thought you were trying to make me feel better. Death by burning... You’re trying to kill me, aren’t you?”

“No, that’s not-”

“Admit it! You fiend! This was your plan all along! Star Butterfly will not submit to your torture!! I will- ow…” she held her head as she felt a sudden pain.

Marco shook his head. ‘What am I going to do with you?’ He gently pushed Star back on the bed, taking the bowl away. “Alright, Star. Just rest a bit and you can eat the soup later. I’ll be back to check up on you in a couple of minutes.”

Star grabbed Marco’s arm, stopping him in his tracks. “Actually Marco, I have an idea…”

The boy blushed at the sudden contact. “Y-yes Star?”

“I think… I know of a way you can make me feel better…” She whispered suggestively.

Marco shifted uncomfortably. “Yeah? A-and what might that be?” he asked, his voice cracking from embarrassment.

She pulled him closer, bringing her lips to his ear. “Do you think…”

His heart was pounding at the distance between their faces.

She snaked her arms over his neck. “...that you could…”

His face turned bright red. Was she actually about to ask what he was thinking? She couldn’t! She didn’t think of him like that! Did she? DID SHE?? He closed his eyes, waiting for the question to drop.

“...go to Mewni?” she asked innocently.

Marco opened his eyes and look at Star. “...What?”

The princess reached further behind Marco and pulled out her dimensional scissors, waving it in front of his face. “There’s a plant in a cave that’s said to cure all illnesses and I want to see if it’ll help at all.”

Marco stood there, his heart still pounding from the close proximity of their faces. “Uhhh….”

“Don’t worry! It’s perfectly safe… You should probably take my wand though.”

The boy shook his head, regaining some of his senses back. “Wait, hold on, what? The wand?? How dangerous is this cave? I don’t even know where it is!”

Star brushed off his concerns and continued to ramble on about how to use the wand in self defense. “And then there’s the usual cupcake blasts and super flaming rocket wave. I’m sure you can handle it.” She pushed the wand into Marco’s chest.

Marco desperately tried to push back the wand, but Star wasn’t having any of it today. “But- but what if Ludo attacks you while I’m gone?”

She shrugged and pointed to the puppies. “I got those guys. They may be cute, but they do shoot lasers. Besides, it shouldn’t take you more than a couple of minutes depending on… how fast… you can run from…”

The princess started to trail off as she slowly closed her eyes, falling back to sleep.

“Run from what? ...Star? Staaarrrr? STAR!?” Marco practically yelled in her ears, but it did little to stir the princess awake. She simply rolled over to the other side with her back turned towards him. He looked down at the two magical items in his hands before looking back at the girl. He sighed, putting away the wand in his back pocket and stroked Star’s hair. “The things I do for you…”

He stuck the scissors in the air and cut open a portal leading to Mewni.

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Marco stepped out of the portal and into the exotic world of Mewni. Despite exploring different dimensions, Mewni always seemed to impress the human every time they visited. Star would occasionally come back just to show him around (without her parents knowing of course), and while Marco had a general idea of where everything was, Star didn’t specify where exactly the cave he needed to travel to was. He looked around, looking for someone to ask, although the commoners of Mewni didn’t look quite friendly to him.

“Hey you! Kid, come over here!” a merchant shouted from his stall.

Marco looked around to see if he was talking to anyone else besides him. He then pointed to himself questioningly.

“Yeah, you. Come here!”

Marco hesitantly walked up to the stall and gave a sheepish smile. “Um… hello?”

The merchant scanned the area, making sure no one was listening on their conversation. “You look like you’re new in town, kid.”

“Actually, I’ve been here before-”

“Well you’re in luck. I’ve got just the thing for you. These souvenirs are a perfect gift to give to your girlfriend!” the strange Mewman revealed his intricate objects on the table for Marco to see.

Marco blushed, an image of Star coming to mind. “Girlfriend? I don’t have a girlfriend-”

“You’re telling me those scissors are actually yours?” he pointed to the magical item that was still in Marco’s hand.

“Oh uh…” He put away the scissors in his pockets. ”Well no, it’s not, but I mean, she isn’t my-”

“Yeah, yeah, not your girlfriend. I’ve heard that story a million times before.”

“But she’s not-”

“Any of these items interest you, kid?”

Marco shook his head. “I’m not here to buy anything. I’m actually looking for-”

“Ohhh, I see. You want something real unique, don’t you? Well I got just the thing.” The merchant pulled out a small box and opened it, revealing a watch from Earth.

Marco looked unimpressed. “It’s a watch…”

“It’s a thing of beauty. People come from other dimensions just to gaze upon this rare piece.”

Marco seemed unconvinced at the merchant’s offer. “Is that why you have so many people here wanting to buy your stuff?” he sarcastically mentioned, looking around at the nearly empty streets.

“Don’t judge a book by its cover, kid. These things are awesome.”

Marco let out a sigh. “Yeah, well, I’m not here for you. I need to find a cave that has some magical plant or something.”

“A cave you say…” the merchant scratched his chin. “That sounds familiar. I could’ve sworn I saw one while I was walking here.”

Marco lunged towards the Mewman. “What? Really? Where is it?”

“Hmmm… I’m not sure. I’m having trouble remembering where it is. If only there was something that could jog my memory…” he suggested, pushing the cheap items towards Marco.

“Seriously, dude? I don’t have time for this,” Marco said with a deadpan voice. He pushed the items off the table. “Just tell me where it is, man!”

The merchant gave a dirty look. “Hmph. Kids these days. It’s over there.” He pointed behind him towards the Forest of Certain Death.

Marco felt a wave of disappointment and fear wash over him, yet he wasn’t all too surprised at the news. “Not this again…” He began walking towards the dark forest, dreading at thought of monsters that were waiting for him. He stopped at the path and took a deep breath. “Come on, Marco. you’re doing this for Star…”

More images of the bubbly girl came to mind. He felt his heart race, not from fear, but from his well kept secret feelings for his best friend.

“You’re doing this for Star…”

He pulled out the wand, gripping it tightly as he entered the woods. He could hear unsettling noises in the distance. A roar every now and then, some hisses that sounded as if they were right next to his ear, and glowing eyes that followed the boy as he slowly made his way through the woods. He held the wand close to him, ready to blast any monsters that might jump at him. After a few minutes, he found an opening in a rockside. Marco felt a sense of relief as he ran towards the cave, but stopped just short of the entrance.

“It shouldn’t take you more than a couple of minutes depending on how fast you can run from…”

Marco groaned, remembering how Star never finished her sentence. Now he has to worry about something dangerous lurking in the cave. He readied the wand and began to walk forward. The light began to fade as he travelled deeper into the darkness. He used the walls to guide him forward, hoping that he wouldn’t get lost. He didn’t want to experiment with any spells just yet. He was afraid it would backfire and only make things worse. Besides, the only ones he knew were attack spells, and that’s just because Star constantly shouted them out while they were fighting monsters. Attack spells weren’t going to help much for lighting up the cave.

Fortunately, he didn’t have to worry about having light as he saw something glow in the distance. Marco squinted and could see that it was a flamboyant flower with all the colors of the rainbow on it. He smiled, thinking it was probably the plant that he needed. He approached the glowing flower and plucked it from where it grew. “Finally. Now I just need to…”

He stopped when he saw a floating ball of light hovering in front of him. Star’s warning came to mind as he watched the ball come closer to him. Unsure of what to make of it, he slowly backed away, keeping the light at a distant. The light stopped and opened, revealing an eyeball. Then an entire shellfish like body began to form as the light began to disperse across its body.

Marco let out a girlish scream before sprinting in the other direction. The shellfish monster chased after him, its claws snapping at Marco. It grabbed a hold of his hoodie, lifting up the flailing boy. Marco quickly let himself fall through the clothes and landed with a hard thud. The monster ate the hoodie but quickly spit it out. It locked eyes with Marco and let out a screech before chasing after him again. The boy pointed the wand at the giant being and shouted, “N-Narwhal blast!”

The wand shot out its rainbow colored narwhals, impacting against the monster.

“Cupcake blast! Super rainbow dolphin slam!” Marco shouted all the spells he could remember at the shellfish, hoping it would be enough to push it back. The monster cried out, retreating back to the darkness. Marco took this chance to make his escape. He pulled out the dimensional scissors and cut open a portal back to Earth and jumped in before anything else could surprise him.

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Marco landed face first on the ground, groaning at the pain.

“Marco!” A familiar voice called out. He looked up to see a completely healthy Star by his side.

“Star?” He sat up, still aching from the encounter.

The princess hugged her best friend. “I’m so glad you’re okay! What happened? Where’d you go? What happened to your hoodie?”

Marco gave a completely puzzled look. “What? Star, you told me to go to Mewni and get you this plant.” He lifted up the intact glowing rainbow flower. “You said people use this flower to make you better.”

“I did?” Star examined the flower before realizing what it was. She looked down, letting her hair cover her face. “You… got that for me?”

“Yeah. And let me tell you, it wasn’t exactly as safe as you said. There was a giant glowing lobster thing that chased after me!!” He shuddered at the memory. “Remind me never to eat seafood again…”

“M-Marco? That’s… not just any plant…”

The boy gave an exhausted look. “You mean I got the wrong plant? You gotta be kidding me…” He fell back and stared at the ceiling.

“That plant… is meant for people who…” Star quietly muttered.

Marco didn’t have the energy to care what she was trying to say. He was exhausted. He just wanted to rest. “Alright, I’ll get the right thing next time… But can you promise to tell me where exactly the cave is next time?”

“Yeah… next time…”

Marco sighed. “I’m going to my room. Wake me up when my parents get home.” With that, Marco painfully exited the room and shut the door, leaving Star with her rainbow flower.

Star pushed her hair away, revealing her bright red face and glowing hearts on her cheeks.

“This plant… is meant for people who deeply loves someone.”

She carefully picked up the glowing plant and set it next to her bed.

“Marco… got this plant for me…”

She let the thought sink in as her face began to burn from blushing too much. She placed a hand to her face.

“I… think I have another cold…” she said, smiling to herself.

#starco #star butterfly #star vs the forces of evil #star and marco #svtfoe #marco diaz #sick #fanfic

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