Six Sentence Sunday (with a new look)
Hello all! Hey look at that, a new banner. Must mean a new project. XD (Don't worry, I'm not abandoning Baz and poor voiceless Simon, I'm just getting into CORB!)
Thank you @artsyunderstudy, @alleycat0306, @youarenevertooold, @you-remind-me-of-the-babe, @cutestkilla, @shrekgogurt, @aroace-genderfluid-sheep, and @rimeswithpurple for the tags - I look forward to seeing what you're all up to!
This week's clip is context free, to keep the mystery alive for the @carryon-reverse-bang project I'm working on with a friend of mine. I'm really excited about it, though, and I will tell you that it skirts the line between full AU and canon divergence.
I've decided to flip things about this week, so since all of my snippets thus far have been angsty Baz POV, I'm offering up a little light Simon POV. Enjoy!
Near jump out of my skin when my mobile rings. It’s Penny. Hell’s bells, I was supposed to call her.
“You didn’t call me,” she says as a greeting. “You were supposed to call me from the train station.”
Crowley, she sounds like her mum. “I know, I’m sorry,” I say, mostly to get it out of the way. “But the train was late and there was this bloke in a three piece waiting to drive me.”
“So you’re there? What’s it like?”
(I signed an NDA before I came here, but she'll push it to the limit, which she knows way better than me, as she went over the contract before she let me so much as touch a pen.) (She’s studying to be a solicitor and wants to take on magickal law. That’s either brilliant or scary. Both, probably.)
“It’s… um. Dark.”
(NDA's are for normals and people who don't have a Penelope in their back pocket.)
Tags and hello's below the cut!
Thank you for the tags over the past couple weeks @prettygoododds, @angelsfalling16, @fatalfangirl, @nightimedreamersworld, @ic3-que3n!
Tagging @erzbethluna, @ileadacharmedlife, @hushed-chorus, @aristocratic-otter, @whatevertheweather, @brilla-brilla-estrellita, @thewholelemon, @katmiscellanious, @raenestee, @bubble-gumhead, @bookish-bogwitch, @anxious-m3ss, @palimpsessed, @alexalexinii, @facewithoutheart, @imagineacoolusername, @messofthejess and... okay, who's left? LOL If you want tags in the future, you can either tag me or drop me a line. (If you don't want tags, LMK too!)
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i love that if you haven’t read the books like me, you’d probably expect the witcher to be like this super serious dark fantasy and then you watch and it’s a horny musical comedy drama about this beautiful cunt who’s basically the child of legolas and aragorn and whose motto is always “nice try, but i don’t do that” before agreeing to go on every side quest possible and is accompanied by his annoying musical theatre bisexual whore companion who just kind of follows him around like a puppy and writes songs about him and the main character’s favourite word is fuck and has a signature annoyed™️ look.
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thinking about be cool scooby doo fred on this delightful evening. he's afraid of widths. he gets emotional over a drumkit. he knows how to apply eyeliner perfectly. he's a sleep deprived, paranoid, manic danger to himself and others. he becomes enemies with a goat. his shoulders are so tense that they can break a chair. he goes to jail twice. where on earth did he get the funds to give the mystery machine all those high-tech upgrades. he hired a guy to make his epiphanies look more dramatic. the exterior of his house is an affront to god. he cannot take care of himself to save his life. he is a middle aged dad stuck in the body of an eighteen year old. he has childhood trauma related to halloween. he accidentally parked his van on a space shuttle. he is consistently aggravated by daphne’s commitment to the bit. he really needs to let go of those tiny red shorts. he's a court jester. he represents the order to his criminal father's chaos. he has control issues stemming from this but tries to overcome them for the sake of the gang and always apologises when he goes too far and knows that even when they wind him up it isn't a threat because he loves and trusts them so much and they care about him in turn even before he fully opens up to them about his childhood and—
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