I'm almost afraid to ask, but what is/was lexxopocalypse?

The lexxpocalypse was a thing back in....a few years ago now? That basically what happened was the day I was recording for Disney, aka no technology in the studio, the phandom (not knowing I wasn't there) all decided to change their pfp to match mine and a bunch of people made alt accounts that were some variation of 'lexx' or [redacted] (aka lexx with one x). Think like 'lexolearnus' aka the informative lexx blog and 'lexochorus' aka a musical lexx blog. They all had some sort of theme. At the epicenter was 'lexovorus' because that's absolutely hysterical.

So this chaos erupted, I wasn't there, so a lot of people assumed I was running it. I was not, I was off playing wind instruments in a basement somewhere (literally).

And when I say choas, I mean like probably a solid 60-70% of the active phandom was participating.

So picture this. You're me, getting home after a no-tech weekend, logging onto Tumblr dot com, and your dash loads and the entire dash is variations of your pfp and variations of your username.

Honestly, it was really fucking funny.

So with that, a game ensued where non-lexx blogs played detective and through a series of clues and sleuthing, would "unmask" the various lexx blogs.

The entire event lasted about a month before everyone either was unmasked or just revealed themselves. It was all in good fun, and the shenanigans ended up attracting a good number of new phandom ppl who are all very sweet and nice individuals.

That's the basic story!

what's lexxapocalypse? what's a lexx blog?

Haha, this is going to sound weird, but at one point a few years ago, when I was first getting into the tumblr phandom, everyone in the phandom decided to make lexx impersonation blogs. Much like Elvis impersonators, we all knew none of them were lexx, but there were some double-takes and confusion, which we all thrived on.

I believe the instigating incident was @babypop-phantom deciding to make a vore joke and slander* @lexosaurus all in one fell swoop, by making the blog @lexovorus. Before long, we had blogs like @lexavocodo @lexxopedia @lexxiety-and-lexxpression @lexxopuppo @lexx-2point0 @lexolearnus and it went on and on.

At the end of it, a lot of the lexx blogs repurposed themselves as DP sideblogs. @kinglazrus and @mr-lancers-english-class started out as lexolazrus and lexothesaurus respectively, if I recall correctly.

The kicker? Lexx was gone that first week of the lexxpocalypse. Offline. She wasn't even there. I can hardly imagine what it must have been like, turning tumblr back on after a week and everyone has strapped on a mask modeled after after your face. Surreal.

*The term slander is being used in a joking context, this was all in good fun.

wait no wait hold on a minute wait stop no I cant do this again nonono im not strong enough 😭

So, you guys remember good old Ea-Nasir?  The copper merchant from ancient Mesopotamia who kept stiffing his customers out of their money and copper, and then kept their complaint letters stored in a room in his house, to be found by archaeologists thousands of years later?

Well, I recently learned something that makes that story even better.  Most clay tablets from that time period were made of unfired clay, which means that they degraded over time, getting washed away by weather and such.  Some of the fired tablets were fired on purpose, but others were fired accidentally when the building they were stored in were burnt down.  

That means that in this case there are three options.  (1) The tablets in Ea-Nasir’s house were unfired and just really randomly lucky to survive.  (2) Ea-Nasir’s house was burnt down, likely by someone he owed money to.  (3) Ea-Nasir not only kept a bunch of complaint letters in his house, but fired them to preserve them.

Remember in the first phandom apocalypse everyone pretended I was all of the alternate lexx accounts? That was fun.

he knows

Me:  Yeah, the Phight Club was probably the craziest phandom event in history

Lexovorus: Hold my vore

@ghostgothgeek

danny phantom au where danny accidentally clones himself and his clones, all with slightly different personalities, start running around and try to annoy wes as much as possible

Am I doing this right

they’re out to steal your identity TRUST NO ONE

Every now and then I see remnants of the lexpocalypse

I don’t think y’all understand how perplexed I was.

The Lexxpocalypse started the week I was recording an EP I was one of the Music Directors on. I was legit in a recording studio for like 12 hours a day for multiple days meticulously listening to various singers all while cramming for exams and then I got home and was so brain dead and I thought, “Oh let’s log onto Tunglr Dot Gov and mindlessly scroll” and then BAM fucking LEXX’S GALORE my entire dash was all LEXX Do You Even Understand The Complete Confusion But I Was Too Tired To Care So I Just Shrugged Like Oh Yeah This Was Bound To Happen Sometime and then I just went to sleep 

The lexxpocalypse (tm), but Accidental This Time.

What's this new chaos I'm hearing about

This plant is monotropa uniflora. It is white because it lacks chlorophyll, and is thus a parasitic plant that lives off a fungus that grows on various trees. It grows in a variety of places in North America, South America, and Eurasia, with large gaps between the places it grows in. It is also called ghost pipes.

danny phandom au in which there is no Wisconsin—at least, in the human world. It’s actually a lair in the ghost zone run by Vlad. D-o-t-s, vorus, & co are all just here to create chaos