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windslar · 1 month

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#the sims 4 #ts4 #tjolc #ts4 legacy #tjolc gen 2 #the joy of life challenge #the joy of life legacy #LETS BLAME IT ON THE HORMONES #but also let's not forget cliff's got those rancher hands 🤠👐🏼#our girl really manifested getting her ex-fiance's hands all over that body 😩 her power!

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prettyplumbobs · 16 days

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i treated sylvie to a massage cause she has been writing 24/7 during her pregnancy, but instead of being happy she greeted me with a stank face 😒

#lets blame it on the hormones #Sterling Lepacy #HIXCompletionistChallenge #Sims 3 #Simblr #Sims 3 Lepacy #sterling1 #sims 3 Legacy #sims 3 gameplay #sims 3 legacy #ts3 gameplay #ts3 simblr #ts3 screenshots #ts3 #ts3 legacy #the sims 3 #thesims3 #sylvie sterling

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nyushkawritesstuff · 3 months

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People be saying "minors dni" and then interact with stuff that was so painfully obviously written by a fourteen year old that came straight from wattpad smh

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nonokoko13 · 3 months

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Call me Mahoro because I also think her brother is hot af Btw the plot twist in this series is that Arajin is going take his crush last name but not because of her. Sorry for the spoilers peace and love in the planet Earth

And could somebody make this Marito teddy bear real? It's a basic and essential need atp

#bucchigiri?!#/jk #look her brocon thing is weird and uncomfortable but she can be funny as hell #can you blame her for liking Marito. Look at him #his design is so cool #and so it is his personality and caring relationship with Outa and how clingy abd touchy he is to people he likes (Ara-teen)#and the nicknames are cute too #and his voice too #move Arajin is my turn #Unpopular opinion: Arajin is also good. Ik he's an ass to Matakara and it's probably completely undeserved and uncalled for but #he has some of the funniest reactions in this show. He's pathetic like a wet kicked cat waiting outside my door to let him enter #he made awful decisions and all to get laid and tbh him letting the hormones do the reasoning it's the most teenager thing ever #Most of us had been annoying af and horrible at processing information and taking hints or making important decisions #He's relatable for all the wrong reasons and he's very real for that. If you dislike/hate him I get it though. Very understandable 👍#god I wanna talk about why I think he's acting like that with his childhood friend so bad but these tags are already too much #anyway I advocate for Arateen rights and wrongs. Also for the Bucchigiri teddy bear collection #mahoro jin #arajin tomoshibi #marito jin #Mariteen #jin marito #jin mahoro #tomoshibi arajin #♡ — shut up noko #woah imagine it turns out to be true Arajin will be Arajin Jin. Wild stuff. Lmao even

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lila-rae · 3 months

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Giggles and a “love you” from my favorite 7 year old. I just want to keep her little and precious.

#I’m going to blame hormones for my emotional state #One day she’s not going to let me kiss her face over and over at bedtime

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peachsayshi · 2 years

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{minors & ageless blogs dni} some h*rny thoughts of the day that I’ve decided to share + some that @shadowsorceress fed into me earlier while we were conversing 😏

Toji gets hard right after taking a shower - he’s now in bed with his fingers wrapped around his dick, groaning out a soft “fuck” to give himself some relief. He runs his hand through his wet hair, droplets of water falling to his chest and trickling down the muscles of his pecs. His shoulders and legs take up most of your bed’s space, and the sheets are a little damp because he barely dried off properly before masturbating.

His hips buck lightly when he pumps, his thumb swiping over the angry head of his cock as the tip leaks with pre cum. It seems that you arrived just in time to find him in this state, and he smiles with relief when he sees you at the door.

Pupils growing wide, he huffs out a laugh watching your neck bob as you swallow your surprise. He bares his canines when he looks at you with half hooded eyes.

“You’re home? Good. Be a doll and help me out, won’t ya?”

#let me ride him until my legs give out #my brain was on h*rny overdrive today #and also angsty? 😂#I most definitely blame my hormones #toji drabble #toji fushiguro smut

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ficsforeren · 1 year

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are you planning on continuing never let me go? i LOVE that fic and i’m so curious about what’s gonna happen next!

your writing is amazing btw like i literally don’t like eren that much but your stories made me fall in love with him 😩💗

Hi, darling!! I still am! Honestly, if I could I would finish it right away but you know how it is with me being five-month pregnant, a housewife, a mom of a three-year-old kid, and being the only person who does all the chores in the house, it really is almost impossible for me to have the energy to sit down and write as much as I would love to 😭😭😭 I used to be able to write a lot cause my husband wasn't too busy with work before so we could take turns on doing chores and watching over our kid (plus my kid used to just sleep like 80% of the time now he's just so active). my son is getting older and he's started going to school and my husband is away on a business trip pretty often so I'm handling this all by myself and I'm asldkfjaslkdfs

ANYWAY sorry I didn't mean to ramble LMAO I'm trying to say that I am still trying to finish both Never Let Me Go and Ice & Fire whenever I can. I have written so many parts for those series that I haven't posted here yet so it would be a waste if I just abandon it now 🥲 Maybe (maybe) I can post a new chapter for NLMG by the end of next month.

#maybe 🥲#pray for me bestie #just so you know i used to write this fic on AFF and it was about to end but I stopped writing for it for like 6 years cause #i was working on my thesis then i graduated and i started working and then i got married and then i was pregnant with my first born #so it literally took me 6 years to finish that fic LMAO #6 years later i was like: hey y'allllll i'm still alive #and i posted the final chapter #and my readers were still there LMAO they're so nice omg i love them #hopefully it won't take me 6 years to finish never let me go LMAOOOO #i'm trying to finish it as fast as i can believe me blame my pregnancy hormones for making me feel so tired all the time 😭😭😭#kana answers stuff #queue

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verecunda · 9 months

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Not-so-lowkey stressing out over the fact that my RMSE fic this year ended up so short, and I know that's stupid. It's more than twice the minimum word count! I've fulfilled the assignment! I've received shorter gift fics that I've loved, I know very well that longer isn't necessarily better. Quality over quantity. Still just going to be silently freaking out till reveals. Aaaaaargh. 😩😩

#what is writing #let's blame it on the hormones

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celepeace · 10 months

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My doctor has me on diabetes meds even though I don't have diabetes as a prophylactic, and it's taken... 2? years now but I've been slowly noticing some weight loss and it's like oh cool so the sudden weight gain when I was in my late teens was indeed due to the whole metabolic disorder thing and not just age. Neat. Awesome. Cool. Not at all unnerving

#diabetes is present in my family and my PCOS predisposes me enormously to it so my doc was just like #let's just put you on this juuuussst in case... cause once you have diabetes you can't like. un-have it #i mean props to her for being ahead of the curve in believing diabetes is mostly due to your innate biology and genetics #rather than behavior e.g. diet. which is what evidence nowadays is pointing towards more and more #but i'm like oh so PCOS was having an effect on me metabolically after all and the meds are actually doing things. great /s #i mean i guess i'm happy the meds are like... working? but that's also kinda spooky #i'm also glad the weight loss is INCREDIBLY slow. all the evidence shows fast weight loss is bad for your heart #but slow weight loss due to legitimate lifestyle changes and/or baseline biological changes doesn't have the same health effects #it's on the level of like 10lbs lost per year which is a satisfactory level of slowness #weight loss tw #i wasn't aiming or expecting this to happen and i don't really care either way but it's an interesting indicator #i gained like 80lbs between the ages of 15 and 18 and at the time i blamed it on hormonal birth control #but i guess looking back on it. it's kind of obvious there was something else going on

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sternbilder · 1 year

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having some Bad Relationship Anxiety but knowing full well that I'm on my period again and this is actually just the devil talking 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok

#hate to blame everything on hormones and biology but actually re-starting birth control while also dealing w/ a potential major life change #on top of trying my absolute best not to let the rest of my life fall apart (hobbies. taking care of myself and the house. social life.)#as well as the literal lowest point I've ever been in my career has been. all sorts of bad for my emotions lately.#for context I started BC last month. was on my period for a full TWO GODDAMN WEEKS #was off my period for like a week and some change and now that I'm on my ''off'' week I'm having it AGAIN #well at least I know my cycle is now aligned with my BC schedule and also I'm not pregnant. silver linings #cam thoughts

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xxlelaxx · 11 months

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I'm so used to stuff just working out last minute... I'm starting to get worried this time it won't. But I'm sure it will. It will be okay. Like always.

#ignore me #trying to find an apartment...#hope things work out but they are terrible for everyone else and honestly we got lucky with this apartment thanks to connections #but usually everything works out fine for me and we have a good application that we worked hard on #a friend did cause honestly she's an angel but still #i just wanna move closer to my parents #just wish there were more places to live for younger people #everything is too expensive and it's like the world doesnt want you to start a family #and that just makes me so angry cause then they complain about it but instead of making the situation better they just blame people who #dont want kids like they are at fault which is stupid!#my friends are not the problem they are the only hope i have #genuinely they've been so supportive and loving and i know they will love this kid as aunts and uncles and they will be great at it #my baby isnt even here and there are people planning gifts and wanting to start saving money for their future and i know this kid will be #loved and supported by all of us but at the same time I'm angry that the people before us had it so much easier and refuse to make it #easier for us! stop letting others horde the wealth we all need and start actually helping us out #you want kids but are not willing to put in the work for it and quite honestly I'm so fucking sick of it #like instead of building 2 room apartments build something big enough for the big families you want so much but that means missing out on #people to exploit so you lazy fuckers get rich but yeah sure keep pushing your shit conservative views on all of us to protect the same #families and kids that you refuse to support with your shit policies #god this went on a big tangent but in my defense pregnancy hormones are one hell of a trip #and I'm starting to get pissed #and I'm tired #but not tired enough

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starsonmarsy · 2 years

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i'm definitely not horny rn

#we're not gonna talk about it #lets blame shark week hormones #mars.txt

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boydykewannabe · 11 months

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#why wasnt i born a guy why wasnt i born a guy WHY WASNT I BORN A GUY WHY WASNT I BORN A GUY WHY WHY WHY #another thing to blame my dad for ig #it fucking sucks even more because i Know i couldn't change my appearance in a major way or start hormons w my phobias #so everytime i think about the euphoria it would give me to be a guy i end up feeling incredibly dysphoric cause i know i can't have it #since i didn't happen to have it naturally #what makes this funny is that im still in denial and identifying as anything other than cis feels like im mocking ppl #cis thoughts #normal cis behavior #its 3am please god let me rest

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kamisatoayato · 1 year

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the yearning is getting so bad im so ill

#need this to stop forreal like omg stop it fr.#idk what it is. let me just blame my hormones or something #h.txt

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tasakesi · 1 year

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saw a kid with those early 2000s cool guy glasses and i thought that was the most sickest looking kid ive ever seen

#🪐#i have baby fever lately but let's just blame hormones for that

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norrisleclercf1 · 2 months

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I love Mafia Dad Max and the twins 😭

Imagine if they have another baby, this time a baby girl, the twins are a little bit older, maybe 10 years old, and they go full protective mood over they’re sister 🥹

A/N: This is so cute, imagine you're finally bringing her home and they fuss over you and baby and Max is like ????? You're ten, sit your asses down

"She's my sister," Casper snaps, hating that he couldn't go to the hospital. "She's my sister too, dummy." Fabian grumbles, throwing himself into the couch as their Uncle Carlos and Lando talked in the kitchen. "Nuh huh! She'll like me better, so she'll be my sister!" Casper whines, sitting on the floor pushing back his dark blonde hair.

"Stupid! That's not how biology works!" Fabian snarks, that has Carlos sticking his head out. "Hey, no arguing." "Sorry, Uncle Carlos!" Both boys shoot back, Casper pouting as he hated getting scolded by his uncles, but Fabian could care less.

"Do you think Mama is okay?" Casper asks, ever the Mama's boy. "Yeah, she's strong like Dad. Besides, you really think Dad would allow Mama to be hurt?" Fabian asks, giving his baby brother a pointed look. "Well, noooo. But I heard giving birth is hard, Uncle Lando said so." Casper whispers, knowing he shouldn't have been listening to his Uncle's conversations.

"Please, Dad wouldn't let Mama do this if it'd hurt her," If you were home, you would've snorted at the boys conversation. The front door beeps which has both boys shooting up and rushing the door. You step in first, as Max was carrying your new baby girl Violet. "Mama!" You about cry seeing your two boys, still filled with the hormones. "Be careful with me boys," You warn them gently and your sweet boys listen.

They gently hug you, not as tight as they want, but at least you were back home and safe. "Told you," Fabian whispers, Casper sticking out his tongue which has you giggle. "Told him what, Fabby?" You shuffle gently and smile at Carlos and Lando who leave you be, knowing you just wanted your boys.

"I said, Dad wouldn't let you be hurt. Dad wouldn't let you have a baby if it hurt you," You snicker as does Lando and Carlos. Casper pinches his eyebrows, not understanding why you were laughing. "It's not funny, Mama. Dad really wouldn't let you do this if it hurt you," You sigh at your boys slight protective streak they've gotten from their father.

Speaking of their father, Max walks in silently, holding the baby car seat, Violet fast asleep in it. You loved this sight, Max a little normal looking with his beard little grown out, hair messy and just looking so good, who could blame you for wanting another baby, nothing was hotter to you than Max being a father.

"Is that the baby?" Casper asks, moving away from you gently as Max kneels down and opens his arms for his first baby. "Yep, this is Violet. Violet, this is your brother Casper." Max holds Casper who leans into his father's arms smiling down at her. "She's so tiny," He whispers, staring at her in awe.

Carlos and Lando grab their things, waving bye silently letting you have this family moment. You smile as you watch Casper and Max admiring baby Violet. "She's pretty," He whispers and Max chuckles kissing Casper cheek and admiring his boy. "You were once this small," Fabian slides out of your hold and walks over and peaks over the cover and wrinkles his nose.

"She looks like you, Dad. I was hoping she'd look like Mama." You snort out a laugh and cover your mouth as Max sighs and tugs Fabian into his other arm. "Bugger, she looks like your Mama." He chuckles and Fabian makes a noise. "Nooo, Mama is pretty, she's all scrunchy and ugly. That's you Dad," You can't help it anymore and start to laugh as Max just sighs and gives up knowing Fabian was to much like him to argue.

"We'll protect you and Mama," Casper whispers touching her little hand which flexes open and holds Casper's fingers. His eyes light up at that, and Fabian frowns and sticks out his finger, Violet opening up her little hand and grabbing Fabian finger who gets this look across your face.

"I'll kill anyone who hurts you," "Alrightttt," Max groans as he stands and moves the boys away, "You're ten, go play with your dinosaurs," Casper runs off laughing as Fabian soon follows. You and Max share a look which has you both giggling like you were teenagers again.

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