birthday girl 🍋 we're doing post-soviet dilapidated chic this year 🛠️

omg he doesnt care how he looks like AND he's a figment of my imagination like all my other crushes he's perfect

there is something about that popular narrative when the main female character suffers from being confined to the Sexist Narrow-Minded Society Of Her Time/Culture and then she is paired up (either matrimonially or professionally) with a Man decidedly not of her choosing except! oh, he is Different. he is Progressive and will let her do whatever she wants and oh isn't it wonderful?? aren't they soulmates?? that decidedly rubs me the wrong way but idk what

It's not that I don't want to peg Nero again, it's that I have multiple cracked bones and sitting up too fast makes me wheeze.

5, 18

5: Your favorite sexual activity?

Masturbation with toys. Diablarie is a close second but you can kind of only do that once per partner

18: If you could have a threesome right now, who would you do it with?

Dragon and Hubert because it would be funny as shit

We are mutuals now

just got a free lemon

never underestimate the power of electricity

i love lemon cookie bro i wish gay people were real

i love lemons. if life gives me lemons i eat them. nom nom

2000s makeup inspiration 🍸 (no buccal fat removal)

Sometimes, just to get a rise out of Orange, I give her a tiny little bap on the forehead. She always flares up at me, but it's funny.

I have such a crush on yury nikulin its embarrassing

🔮 Die to mold infection acquired while pegging Nero again.

Zero percent chance of that, since I'm not fucking him any more.

Just call it cockblocked why are you all so weird