Im sick of the public smackarounds and hate fests

nice out fit loser. 1974 called, apparently president gerald ford has granted a full and unconditional pardon to former president richard nixon

how I love this fluffy cutie guy ahhh

happy naoto day (04/27)

(in prison)

me: (reading 101 best rib tickling knee slapping belly laughing joke book for boys)

prison warden (shocked): what the hell are you bozos doing? you cant let her read that! shes going to laugh so hard that she realises the world is full of happiness and earnest whimsy and come to a newfound love for g-d and mankind which she lives out in jovial solitude!

(guards rush to snatch the book away from me)

me: (rosy-cheeked grin at the warden)

warden: NOOOOOOOOO FUCK

how men who play risk of rain 2 want to be held

play ghost trick, play ghost trick, play ghost trick, play g-

me joining a discord server- "hello!"

guy named floyd- "hi! would you like a colour role?"

me- "what does that mean?"

floyd- "it means your name gets to be a colour. like how mine is pink for example"

me- "cool ok! so what colors can i have then?"

need my prostate milked so bad but i dont even have one

I will lay 1000 damn daniel eggs

i wanted to post the full picture but i only have the edit i made where the mom is smoking

just surfin the web

he has become a sheep

getting my brake lines fixed every time my wife cuts them is expensive but i dont mind atall. i love her

also can i be honest the idea of random strangers interacting with my random postings about my own psychosis is appealing at times BC a lot of U started off as random strangers and youre all very lovely and funny but then i remember that not all random strangers are so good and its like well fuark. how do i get only sweeties and funnies coming into my replies and inbox talking to me about trepanation and the answer is that that isnt really possible i think. Sad..