dude next to me stanks of cheap cologne and i didnt get to say goodnight to my boyfie because the play i went to see ended super late im about to start madame webing in this train
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they are dear dear friends
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they would find each other in any life
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m'lady, i humbly request thy permission to bark in your presence– unless 'twould bother you, in which case i shall remain quiet as a mouse in the company of a famished housecat
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i'll be needing that sloppy now my dear
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when she gives you that wet food stare
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thy good and honest nobleman known only as the Slender Man, upon noticing that his own footmen are nowhere to be found, hath decreed: "go, and collect my Pages".
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im tired of small talk why cant we just smell each others armpits
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it will always mean so much to me that theres a character in sam and max called girl stinky like i feel so represented by that
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